#someone add one of the stories as told by rex and yularen

[chaoticevilbean]

It's something of a joke amongst the GAR's officers.

At first, it was just brothers. They joked and laughed and shared the stories of their jetiise's shenanigans.

Then Admiral Yularen walked in on Rex animatedly relaying the story of a Classic Skywalker Maneuver.

And promptly launched into his own side, resulting in one of the most entertaining tales to date.

So it was shared amongst all officers of the GAR, clones and nat-borns alike.

The joke was Rex and his jetii.

"The General and Commander didn't give me much warning, but at least they caught me."

"I know that jetiise can cleanse toxins very quickly, but I still would've appreciated being informed of the effects toxins may still have. I mean, he didn't die from eating the thing, but having to handle a cuddly General is not something I'm used to. Not that I'm entirely opposed to it."

"I think he's been teaching the Commander how to read minds. Jetiise say they don't read minds so much as use the Force to gain impressions of the thoughts of others, but I'm positive that Commander Tano can hear my thoughts word for word."

And so there was a joke.

They would claim that it's the Semi-Monthly Competition Of Whose Jetii Is The Craziest.

But it quickly became The Adventures of Captain Rex And His Crackhead General.

Imagine the clone Captains and Commanders all gathering on a somewhat monthly basis to see which General did the most stupid shit.

Rex won every time.

So much so that it silently evolved into the somewhat monthly addition to “The Adventures of Captain Rex and his Crackhead General”.