#somebodyhadtotellme

[thomasoutt]

These are #Socks, #somebodyHadToTellMe. #HappySocks are from #Sweden 🇸🇪, but made in #China 🇨🇳. How will anyone pass #geography in this world? You won't even know what country America wants to have war with! Then, we have #HotSox from Korea w/a #Hollywood theme. When you can't decide, get both. (at Bloomingdale's)

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This is a #DecorativeBowl & a #FunctionalBowl. #SomebodyHadToTellMe. It has #Eggs in it. #NoOneHadToTellMe. I think of #EdithMassey & #Divine & #PinkFlamigos when I see eggs. I, too, have #EggPhobia, worrying about a #WorldWithoutEggs. It's such a scary thought. Please help me think about something else. (at South of Market, San Francisco)

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These are #Balloons & #BalloonArt is being used by #PeetsCoffeeAndTea. #SomebodyHadToTellMe. (at Peet's Coffee)

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#PaperCupArt says #CautionContentsHot! #SomebodyHadToTellMe that this was designed for #Coffee, #Latte☕️ , #Cappuccino, & #Espresso. It could be used for water 💦 & I thought that one up all by myself. That is a #TrueFact. #SoloCupCompany #SpecialtyDesign. (at South of Market, San Francisco)

[thomasoutt]

#TrueFact: Back in #1295 A. D., the #CountessOfFlanders decided that she wanted to build a canal through Panama 🇵🇦 in order to make it easier to take pleasure cruises 🚢. Dutch was mostly spoken, but Latin was the written language & Martin Luther was not around to tell people not to drink beer 🍻. So, before Columbus, all of the people in what became known later as #TheAmericas, were part of #NewBelgium. This was removed from all history 📚 during the #ProtestantReformation & there was no more dance 💃 as it was inspired by #Satin. Spain 🇪🇸 came along, and declared that Belgium 🇧🇪 restrict their activities to beer making & these #BeerCoasters are all that's left of the #BelgianEmpire. #SomebodyHadToTellMe this true fact. (at Green Chile Kitchen)

[thomasoutt]

This is a #MylarBalloon that looks like a #Fish. I was so busy being a#Stalker that #SomebodyHadToTellMe. At first, I thought it was a real fish 🐟 that had evolved & could breath air, the way a stalker 👀 can. I am so grateful for being labeled a stalker. It has changed my life. Thank you for the accusations. They give me something to write about. (at Sf Department Of Public Health,cbhs)

[thomasoutt]

Today is #InternationalGreekYogurtDay. The purpose is to raise awareness for #GreeksNeedLove & to do everything we can to help w/the #RestorationOfTheGreekMonarchy. So, with the #HairofDonaldTrump in mind, #YogurtDuJour presents #HaskGreekYogurtShampoo. #SomebodyHadToTellMe. Not only can you eat #Yogurt, but also, now you can #EatYourHair! It says so on the #PlasticTube (no bottles 🍼 for #GreekYogurt, #Tubes!): "Feed your hair with...#GreekYogurtGoodness! Greek Yogurt to #RepairYourHair? We promise this isn't #mythology!" Greek Yogurt is the #InnerFormula & #FruitExtract is the #OuterFormula. Now, I fully expect to see #CarWashes in #BeverlyHills & #PaloAlto to advertise their Greek Yogurt additives & the #TechElite will swarm! The future is here! Greek Yogurt will be used to treat #GunshotWounds (Oh, dear, there's sure to be a shortage!) & all of your #DentalProblems. If the #HellenicPeople could get even 5 percent of the proceeds from all this Greek Yogurt stuff, they'd have the King 👑 brought back in a #NewYorkMinute & all their worries would end! I can't wait to see my hair looking like #DonaldTrump...All because of #DualFormulaShampoo! Eat your hair today! (at Walgreens)

[thomasoutt]

#NotAGraniteCounter! Is happy that #SomebodyHadToTellMe about #BenAndJerrys #PintSlices of #ChocolateFudgeBrownie #IceCreamBars in the round! (at Safeway)

[thomasoutt]

#EmoryBoard (#SomebodyHadToTellMe) especially designed for your #InnerStalker...#SmoothOutTheRoughSpots w/#LifeInsurance. What a joke! In the old days, this was mostly true. I remember, in early days of the #AIDSEpidemic, my life insurance company sent a man to my house to draw my blood. The Life Insurance Company was trying to get rid of anyone who lived in the 94114 #ZipCode. It did not work. So, the company sold my policy to another company & I was never able to get appropriate #CashValue. This #ElToroCaCa went on for a number of years, till I got disgusted & turned in that weenie of a #Policy. I used to work for one of those places. The guy who was training me floored his car in an alley so he could see how many #pigeons he could kill @ one time. I quit the next day. Ah, the things we remember...#NationalLifeandAccidentInsuraceCompany. (at Corona Heights Playground)

[thomasoutt]

This is a #CakePop. #SomebodyHadToSayIt & tell me. It was from #Starbucks. #SomebodyHadToTellMe that Starbucks is not the same as #ShareAMC. This creature can't talk, but I keep talking to it, teaching it how to be a #Stalker. It wants to do something meaningful in its life, so I ate it. Now, I am a 👀..."When it comes to food, we #FollowOurHearts." #LaBoulange. (at Starbucks)