#somebody should marry dr nefarious so we can figure this out once and for all

[goodboytown]

Do you have any headcanons on what Dr. Nefarious's name might be? Does he have a first name? Is his first name just "Doctor"? Is his last name actually Nefarious? How does he sign his checks? Would marrying Nefarious make YOU a Nefarious?

haha no, i haven't really thought about it, but he definitely had a real name when he was a squishy. and it's something incredibly benign and vanilla... like... Scott. or Ben, or Nick lol... or Gerald. ask qwark, he went to school with him. what keeps me up at night is whether or not he's a real doctor...