#some things just be tickling your funny bone yk

[puzzled-pegasus]

help i cant stop laughinb at All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Front Eyes from moral orel 💀💀 ive been wheezing for like 3 hours 😭😭😭 whyy

[159potterhead]

*clears throat**takes the mic🎤**

Yo-people in the back make some noise!!

This one is for someone special-yo she's in the crowd (I point at you and spotlight falls on you while crowd cheers looking at you)

Yo-this one is for you my beloved. (I've heard peeps before performance saying yo so i did it idk how to correctly use it😅) (you got it wrong I'm not a poet but I'll give it a try just for you😉)

Can we take some pie on the way?

I wanna eat some pie on the beach with you my beloved if that's okay.

Someday we'll drive away from the driveway

And take the highway.

Together we will run away

Or we could do this everyday.

I promise to bring you a whole tray and honey I won't make you pay.

I'll serve you a delicious plate.

Coz you're my mate

And this is our lovely date.

And that's the fate.

I'll meet you by the gate,

Sweetie don't be late.

(I can't stop please do something coz I'm doing a dumb thing. See it's happening again and I'm laughing I hope you are happy please don't call me sappy. I'm a stupid who got hit by a cupid😂😂😂😂😂 ) (I'll sing it if I could but I'm not good at it)

I will take the war seriously and I'll give you a smug looks before launching myself on you. I'll tackle you down only to sit on top of you so I can pin you down and hold you captive under me. Water feels great and we both can't stop laughing as the waves hit us lightly and cause a tickling sensation. And I will just bend down a little more to kiss you on the forehead coz you look beautiful in the light of the setting sun and I love you so much💖💖

You bought a hot tub for me?? Please stop it I'll cry don't buy me pretty things you're spoiling me😭😭(does the hot tub have bubbles??)

Now, this may sound funny but tbh I don't like any weather I just the time between the weather shift. Yk the time when winter change to summer (that middle period) or you know like the weather between any two main weather (I like that shifting period when you don't feel crazy cold or when there's no burning sunlight. When weather is perfect that you don't have to take a coat coz it's not cold but you can wear it if you wanna coz it's not hot either) what's your favourite weather?? (Yes. We can have gold and silver together. That necklace will be soooooo perfect. I love it🥰🥰🥰)

(I think my rhyme covered for the music part. Let me know how you feel about that. It's funny yk. I'm Terrible at it and I'm no way near poet I think half of it didn't made any sense 😂😂)

me: *is clapping already* that’s my gf!

wooooo yeaaaahhhhh🗣🙌🏼

i- oh- ahah- ☺️ *blushes maaadly*

I blow you a kiss from where i’m seated in the crowd. (you’re doing great, sweetie<3)(shh you are a poet to me)

hisijJjjkNSJSKDKQKWN- DID YOU JUST-

DID YOU JUST MAKE A-

IM-

OMG ANON THE POET IN YOU IS GLOOOWING. I LOVE THIS SO MUCH I WANT IT TATTOOED ON MY BACK !!!!!!!!

(you’re doing it again I lovE YOUUSBDHDJ. you’re being sappy af and I am loving every bit of it pls dont stop. I am happy, I am very happy!!!!😆👏🏼)

you tackled me and pin me down? anon you’re making me blush😜 every wave crash sends a chill through my bones. and your kiss sends me the same sensation. I look at you and god the sun is reflecting ever so beautifully on your beautiful face💞

of course I did;) i’ll buy you ten even. but you are a pretty thing yourself and I love you so much so I am gonna continue spoiling you whether you like it or not🤷🏻‍♀️ it has everything you want it to have. i’ll even get you lavender bath salt which will alleviate the stress of the day<3

ooo that’s interesting, I’ve never heard this answer before. it’s always a specific type of weather, but this is new I like it! its also good cause it means we’ll spend a lot of time inside👀 for me, the colder and stormier, the better! I loooove having to wear a coat and mittens and hug myself from the freezing weather, and I love being out when the weather is dark and cloudy and then suddenly it begins to rain and I have to run to seek shelter. so good luck getting me to stay inside in the winter😂😆 (I actually wanna get it now!! maybe one day when we meet we’ll go get them made together<3)

ahah it did cover for the music part and more!! are you kidding, it made so much sense. I feel awesome! that literally was so good, I’m smiling insanely!!!!! “good god, boy, there's a poet in you, after all.” -Mr. Keating, Dead Poets Society. 🤫💖✨

(I made this presentation for absolutely no reason, I thought maybe you’d wanna check it out lol.)

🎶tonight you're mine completely, you give your love so sweetly. tonight the light of love is in your eyes, but will you love me tomorrow?🎶💕