#some silly akashi family hijinks to make your day

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Accidental Siblings AU Headcanon #14

[Ramblings related to my fic, Accidental Siblings.]

So, I've discussed in a previous headcanon how Bokushi would abuse the fact that he's only a 5 y/o on paper to get away with things since only his family and friends know the truth. But I was thinking about how funny it would be for Seijuro or maybe even Masaomi to take advantage of Bokushi being a 5 y/o to get out of certain situations, too.

I can just imagine if the Akashi family is at some boring ass event that's being hosted by one of Masaomi's business partners or something, and they're trying to make an exit but people keep dragging them into conversations before they can make it to the door. Bokushi would probably have been sent to play with the other kids at the event if there were any, but he'd be on standby waiting for one of them to give a signal that they want to leave and need Bokushi's help.

Once Bokushi gets the signal, he'll immediately begin acting like a child, walk up to the two of them, and complain that he's tired and wants to go home, to which they will immediately indulge his request and faux-apologize to everyone there for cutting the convo short but it's getting late and it's way past Bokushi's bedtime so they gotta go, oh no!!

This strategy has saved them from multiple boring events, and for each one Bokushi gets them out of, he demands some form of compensation for it. Could be anything from pocket money to his favorite food/sweets. His father doesn't know whether or not he should be impressed with how much of an expert negotiator Bokushi has become from this.