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Roleplay Server Log #262

“Staff Meetings, Tantrum, Big Fire Punch”

[Notch] shouts for Cp and the force of his irritation rocks the foundations of Lie's house slightly-

[Lie] Stirs awake in the bed, CP had wandered off somewhere- The hell?

[Notch] Bangs urgently on her door-

[Lie] Grumpily she gets out of bed and wraps a blanket around herself before going to open the door- Notch?

[Notch] Is standing there holding his phone and shaking a little bit- Where is Cp?!

[Lie] - At the moment I don't know... Why?

[Notch] Because I'm in a- a- conference call and I need him! It was bad enough he scared my old collegues half to death but he put one of them to sleep and now they can't wake him up!

[Lie] - Oh for fucks sake... Hang on a sec, I'll see if I can't get him here...- She closes her eyes and sends out a mental tendril for her husband. Within a moment he's there, slinking out of the shadows to wrap himself around her

[Notch] Cp.... Wake. Tokig. up.

[CP] - Who?

[Notch] Holds up the phone so the camera is on Cp. He can easily see the image of a conference room and several frightened faces. There's a heavyset man laying prone and still on the table-

[CP] - Oh yeah... Him... And I want to do this why?

[Lie] - CP I will extend the no sex indefinitely...

[CP] - Oh come on! Why!?

[Notch] DO IT. You're fucking lucky they're still my friends, or you might have put the whole server in danger!

-Faint sound of Jeb being amused that Cp is getting yelled at-

[CP] Grumbles but does release a ripple of his power- Wake up

[Tokig] Wakes with a panicked gasp of air-

[CP] - Happy now?

[Lie] - You're sleeping on the couch

[Notch] Gritted teeth- Yeeeessss

[Lie] Looks at the others on the screen- I apologize for my husband, some of his old habits are still a bit... Strong

[Fangbo] Are we in any danger?

[Lie] - No, not unless the SCP takes any interest in you

[CP] - Liiiiiiiiie

[Lie] - No

[CP] - Oh come on

[Lie] - If you keep acting like a cat then I will turn you into one

[Yster] I did kinda hit him with a clipboard and pepper spray....

[CP] - Eh, pepper spray only tingles a little

[Lie] - Of course it would for you...

[Jeb] Snickers at Cp a little bit-

[Notch] Good grief-

[CP] - I heard that

[Jeb] Little frightened gulp-

[CP] - Can we go to bed now?

[Lie] - Uh what is this we you're talking about? I just told you you're on the couch tonight

[Drona] Markus... is there anything we can do for you?

[Notch] No... I'm stuck. But it beats being dead and it's usually really peaceful here.

[CP] - I mean, I could always take you back out so you can regain a physical form

[Notch] And be in horrible pain for several weeks... I'm not ready for that.

[CP] - It wouldn't be that long

[Jeb] So why did you want that super old server anyway?

[CP] Thumbs at Notch- His girlfriend

[Notch] Blushes- Giving it to her keeps her protected. I don't know what I'd do if she got deleted...

[Jeb] sudden suprise - That was her server?!

[Lie] - Also CP's original

[Fangbo] You're dating a server?

[Jeb] That means that his NOTCH.... wow.... one of the first ones...

[Notch] Yeah...

[Fangbo] Excuse me, I think we're glossing over the fact that he's dating an AI...

[Tokig] Who's doing what now?!

[Fangbo] Markus is dating an AI.

[Tokig] Oh.... is she hot?

[Notch] Flustered - Yes and in addition; shut up.

[Lie] - She's also very powerful, an embodiment of magic

[Yster] Like occult stuff? Or she can mess with the software and make the physics fail and whatnot?

[CP] - That would be more Deer, Flux's magic is more raw, like what allows crafting to work

[Jeb] Basically making his collegue look bad- She's also hot. And often randomly naked.

[Tokig] Niiiiice.

[Drona] Eye roll-

[Lie] - Deer is another server

[Fangbo] I feel like I'm going insane...

[Notch] I can imagine. I'm sorry to drag you all into this. But you need to understand the gravity of the situation. It's so important that this is kept secret. We actually know someone who can wipe memories, but you're still my friends and I don't want to do that to you.

[Yster] Thank you then.

[CP] - Plus Slender may actually try to eat them

[Tokig] SLENDER?!

[Drona] Okay, now you have to be messing with us!

[CP] - Why do you think I'm referred to as CP?

[Jeb] Because you're a serial cock puncher?

[Fangbo] Can't help but laugh-

[Notch] He's got you there...

[CP] Growls-

[Lie] - It's because he's a creepy pasta

[Tokig] Scootches off the table and goes underneath it instead-

[Lie] - Mind you he's gotten much better since coming here

[Jeb] He's still assaulted me several times...

[Lie] - Yeah there's still a ways to go

[Notch] We're working on it. He's still a stubborn Herobrine.

[Drona] Markus? If we code things for you, can you install mods?

[Notch] No. But I can go to other seeds and bring items in.

[Lie] - What do you have in mind?

[Drona] I'm not sure. It was just a thought. Do you need anything?

[Lie] Not off the top of my head...- She leans back into CP for the warmth

[CP] - How about something to counteract my NOTCH's fucking sword?

[Jeb] I thought your NOTCH was dead?

[CP] - The...- Turns his head away a little- The original one is...

[Notch] He means Harvestman Jeb... the bastard has a sword that deletes things.

[Yster] Harvestman is after you guys?! Are you the ones that fucked him up?

[CP] - I wish...

[Lie] Shudders a little-

[Jeb] He hasn't encountered another NOTCH or brine for at least two weeks, but he's acting like he's fresh from battle when the system checks on him. I caught a glimpse of him a few days ago while he was crossing an empty series of test seeds, he was limping and coughing up blood.

[Notch] He was what?!

[Lie] - Probably Dawns doing...

[CP] - Fucker

[Notch] Anything helps... I didn't know you could curse an AI that effectively.

[Lie] There's a soft glow barely visible under the blanket wrapped around Lie as she tries to calm CP down-

[Fangbo] Who's Dawn?

[Notch] She's a witch. Irl. And thankfully a friend of ours. Not someone you want to allienate.

[CP] - Is there a reason you're still standing in our doorway?

[Notch] Yes. I'm going to walk you to the couch and then finish my call.

[CP] - I do not need you to walk me!?

[Notch] Is already moving. - Lie?

[Lie] - Take him, the couch is down in his private chambers

[Notch] Takes Cp's arm in his free hand and tugs on him-

[CP] - Fucker let go!

[Lie] Waves at her husband before heading back to the bedroom- Your son might be grumpy about going to bed!

[Lie] Is at the bar the next day around noon, she's enjoying a rather nice chat with Sam-

[Doc] Opens the door and holds it so Yaunfen can trot in first.

[Yaunfen] Walks in in human form- Food! Food!

[Sam] Waves merrily, spreading his hands to indicate they should ask for something.

[Lie] Yawns, still tired from the previous night-

[Doc] Done at the library and now it's time for lunch huh?

[Yaunfen] - Uh-huh! And then more library!

[Doc] Don't you think we got enough? You should read what you have and then we'll get more. - Makes a circular gesture and Sam nods before heading back to the kitchen.

[Yaunfen] - But... But... Books!

[Doc] I know. Books are awesome. I'm proud of you for wanting to learn.

[Lie] - Hey Doc.

[Doc] Hey Lie. I take it you didn't sleep too well?

[Lie] - Not exactly... Notch woke me up in the middle of the night

[Doc] That's weirdly rude for him.

[Sam] Comes back with a bacon pizza for Doc and a very large flat cookie covered with icing and sprinkles for Yaunfen

[Lie] - That's because CP did a little more than just get Flux's server when he went out

[Yaunfen] Takes the cookie- Thank you

[Doc] I saw him come and go on the chat in the morning. - Takes a slice and gestures for her to take some if she wants. - Thank you Sam.

[Lie] - He ran into some of Notch's former employees and put one of them to sleep- Accepts the offer

[Doc] Groans- Does he have to fucking.... Ugh! Do I need to do any damage control? Bribe anyone?

[Lie] - I don't think so, I think between CP terrorizing them, Notch, and Jeb they might have it. Honestly Notch's employees seemed more concerned about him

[Doc] I'm glad they still care about him. I think he was hard done by, getting pushed out like that. - nomming-

[Lie] Lets out a little laugh- Notch actually dragged CP down to his private chambers last night to make certain he was sleeping on the couch like I requested, he was that mad

[Doc] Wow.... He's gonna put me to shame with this dad thing. But I guess it's nice to not be alone in curbing his less pleasant tendancies.

[Lie] - I may have also griefed him just a tiny bit...

[eddy and Edward] -run into the bar Edward clearly pretending to chase eddy with snake holding onto Edward-

[Doc] YOU? What did you do Lie?! Oh hey kids! What's up?

[Lie] - I may have mentioned just loudly enough while Notch was leaving with CP, for the others to hear, that CP is his son...

[eddy and Edward] -wave before climbing on to one of the bar stools-

[Doc] Pats Lie on the shoulder - Considering all the times he's embarassed you...? That's more then fair.

[Sam] Looks over the bar at the little visitors motioning for them to order if they want.

[Lie] - It did feel a little good...

[Yaunfen] Has gotten cookie crumbs everywhere-

[Doc] Snickers- I take it Cp is sulking? Likely in a tree someplace? Having fun there kiddo?

[Lie] - And avoiding Notch, if it hadn't been so late Notch may have berated him a bit more

[Yaunfen] Nods- We go back to books?

[Doc] Not gonna let me eat first? - still nomming

[Yaunfen] - BOOKS!

[Sam] Has a sudden thought and pulls out a bowl of dragonwort-

[Doc] Gives Sam an eyebrow- That's an odd thought, but it might work.

[snake] -is curled up on Edwards head-

[Doc] Do you guys want to try the plant Lie made for the dragons? It's nice and dry and the leaves are sweet and soft.

[eddy and Edward] -tries some of the dragon wart and they like it and start noming on it-

[Doc] Want a little pepper or something? It's so weird to think of eating everything dry.

[Lie] Yawns again-

[Edward] -shakes his head-

[Doc] So how long is he in the cat house for this time?

[Lie] - Don't know yet

[Yaunfen] Tugs on Doc's coattails-

[Doc] Yes?

[Yaunfen] - More books?

[Doc] I can't, your inventory is full remember? You should have emptied it before you left the house. [Each book takes up one slot]

[Yaunfen] Whines- But I want more!

[Doc] Pats them on the head - I know. Sometimes you have to do things in moderation though. Besides, the library is for sharing. You can't hog everything.

[Yaunfen] Puffs cheeks out in irritation and stomps a little- But I want!

[Doc] Now, now, don't be like that. It makes you sound like Cp!

[Yaunfen] Suddenly flops to the floor and starts banging their fists and kicking their feet- I WANT! I WANT! I WANT! I WANT!

[Doc] Side eyes Lie- Ummm... Yaunfen...? Don't do that please. Are you over-stimulated?

[Yaunfen] As they let out a scream the floor begins to shake with each hit-

[Lie] - Sometimes they just have to get it out of their system

[Doc] Whoah! Yaunfen?! Stop that! You're going to shake the bar down!

[Sam] Looks panicked [since it is daylight outside.]

[Lie] Sighs and approaches Yaunfen- That's enough Yaunfen, naughty dragons don't get to take any books home

[Yaunfen] - But... But...

[Lie] - No buts

[snake] -fall on to the floor-

[eddy and Edward] -starts making panicked ender sounds-

[Doc] Is still marvelling that they managed to shake the build around them - Yaunfen...

[Yaunfen] Just lays on the floor crying now-

[Lie] - I think somebody may need a nap...

[Doc] Sits down on the floor and gathers them into hir lap - It's okay. Nobody is mad at you. You just got over-exicited. Lets just slow down a little.

[Yaunfen] Sniffles and rubs eyes-

[Doc] Kisses them on the forehead- That was some pretty hard hitting you were doing.

[Yaunfen] - But books...

[Lie] - The books will still be there Yaunfen

[Doc] I think you're going to help me harvest sugarcanes. Then we can make even more raw books that I can fill up for you.

[Yaunfen] Tiny voice- Okay...

[Doc] Smooths Yaunfen's long locks - Feeling a little better?

[Yaunfen] Nods a little-

[Doc] Gives them a hug- And I think we might be on to something too. Wait... - gets a naughty smile- Maybe we should talk to Cp for a bit-

[Lie] Gives Doc a questioning look-

[Doc] Carries Yaunfen outside. [They can still pick up their child when Yaunfen is in hir humanoid form] They shift to their own dragon form so the little one can lay between the doctors shoulder spirals. - I'll walk slow. You nap. - and they set off at a snails pace towards Lie's house. Counting on the rocking motion to soothe the small dragon.

[Yaunfen] Yawns and does fall asleep-

[CP] Is up in his pouting tree-

[Doc] Curls up around the base of the tree. Xe's okay with just waiting to be noticed since Yaunfen is napping.

[Doc] Gives a soft little yawn of hir own. Just full of food and warm in the sunshine.

[CP] - The fuck do you want?

[Doc] Not so loud. I just wanted to pick your brain a little. You are the resident baby dragon expert.

[CP] - What is it?

[Doc] Yaunfen had a little outburst and managed to punch and kick the bar floor hard enough to shake the building.

[CP] - ... Okay?

[Doc] You have more experience teaching people to use emerging powers then I do. I think it's an interesting development.

[CP] - Probably one of its powers

[Doc] I hope so. They need something to defend with. -Xe gives Yaunfen a gentle nuzzle with hir nose. - poor child can't even fly. It seems rather unfair.

[CP] - Anything else?

[Doc] I don't know...

[CP] - Then fuck off, I don't want Notch to know where I am

[Doc] it's not like he's vindictive. He already yelled at you once.

[CP] - He used the dad voice

[Doc] Does that really bother you?

[CP] - It's a bit unsettling, voices should not be able to do that... Unless your from Skyrim

[Doc] ... Cp... He's just worried. Wait... You're not... Does it scare you when he does that?

[CP] - NnnnnnnnYes!- Clamps hand over mouth

[Doc] Oh, Cp, you know he cares about you. Even when you're being bad, I don't think he'd hurt you on purpose.

[CP] - Shut up! I didn't mean to say that!

[Doc] It's okay to feel vulnerable around your loved ones, and it's okay to trust people too. Heck, Deerheart could smash me if she really wanted too. But I know she loves me, so I don't worry about it.

[CP] Huffs and grumbles- It's not like he hasn't been more of a father figure than the other two...

[Doc] He really wants the job, so he's doing his best.

[CP] Groans- Well congrats, he's better than the other two- Realizes what he said and curses under his breath

[Doc] Smiles- I'll let him know. It's seems like you've had a productive meditation up there today. Planning on apologizing to Lie when she comes home?

[CP] - No, she hit me with honesty pollen

[Doc] Oh! I was wondering. No wonder you wanted me to go away. I know how much it kills you to be nice to me.

[CP] Growls-

[Doc] Steps up the air blocks in a spiral around the tree until Xe's level with Cp and smiles softly - love you brother brine.

[CP] - Fuck off! And you will not repeat what I just said!

[Doc] Okay then, I think he already knows... Now it's just a matter of reconnecting with your beleaguered brother.

[CP] Glares-

[Doc] teeny tiny smile-

[CP] - Go away Doc, you're making it obvious where I am

[Doc] We could go somewhere else?

[CP] - How about you just go away instead

[Doc] Come on Cp, come play with us. We're gonna make a mess. - Xe gently grabs him with a paw and puts him on hir mane- it'll take your mind off things

[CP] - No

[Doc] pfft. You're just sulking anyway. And Markus won't know where you are if you come with us. - trots across the air heading for the desert-

[CP] - I will stab you, you fucker

[Doc] Shhh, you'll wake the baby- Xe lands in the sand and heads around the side of the shrine towards the signaling tower.

[CP] - Why are we here?

[Doc] it's a good place to punch things- Xe lets him down and shifts under Yaunfen so they end up in hir arms-

[CP] Just floats in the air-

[Doc] Bumps open the door - come on-

[CP] - No

[Doc] Please?

[CP] Glares-

[Doc] Nudges Yaunfen- sweetie? We're home.

[Yaunfen] Sleepy mumbles as they curl in closer to Doc- Mada...

[Doc] Cuddles them - Wake up little one.

[Yaunfen] Eyes open- Mada?

[Doc] Yep. Come on, I need you to walk a little since Cp won't come in without being pushed.

[Yaunfen] - Okay... Down please

[Doc] Lets them down gently with a pat on the head-

[Yaunfen] Smiles and then watches Doc walk back towards CP-

[Doc] Gets a sly look and rushes Cp, changing and dipping underground before reaching him-

[CP] tries to dart upwards and away-

[Doc] Arches gracefully up behind him and uses hir snout to shove him bodily through the open door and down the stairs before stopping him at the bottom by grabbing his belt

[CP] - FUCKER!

[Yaunfen] Giggles- Again! Again!

[Doc] Goes past him, slipping in and out of the walls like a ghost - Well this is as far as I was going to go-

[Buff] Pokes his head out a room that's set alongside the stairs- What's all the ruckus?

[Doc] Shifts back and drops onto the floor with a clack of boots. - Just a bit of fun.

[CP] - Refuses to move any farther as Yaunfen slips past and hurries to Doc-

[Doc] We were gonna hit the little gym for a bit-

[Buff] That sounds like a great idea!

[Doc] Cp is just being stubborn as usual-

[Buff] Big grin- Is he now?

[CP] - Fuck off!

[Buff] Goes eye to eye with Cp - Maybe he just needs a big hug?

[CP] Darts backwards with a growl- No!

[Buff] Aww come on Cp. We could box! - Hops around a bit holding his fists up playfully-

[CP] Growls and flexes his fingers a little, considering summoning his sword-

[Doc] Play nice guys. - Xe takes Cp's shirttail and awkwardly tugs him sideways into the little gym.

[CP] Still growling-

[Doc] Now. Cp I have a request you'll like. Please teach Yaunfen how to throw a proper punch. And use the bag. Not me!

[Buff] Good save. Hehe

[CP] - Why?

[Doc] Because. I want to see if they can replicate what happened in the bar by focusing.

[CP] - And if I don't want to?

[Doc] You're passing up a chance to both teach and punch things?

[Buff] Gives Yaunfen a pat - They're silly aren't they?

[CP] - Teaching a child... When my wife is already mad at me... To fight

[Doc] You taught Stevie how to use a sword...

[CP] - That was different

[Doc] Expectant stare-

[Yaunfen] - Is big fire sick? Mada says big fire likes fighting...

[CP] - It's true!

[Buff] I think he's just holding off to annoy your mada.

[Doc] Yeah it's different in that swords are more dangerous.

[CP] - And it was necessary, Stevie and I were the only ones there, I had to teach him in case something did happen

[Doc] And you think my child shouldn't at least know the most basic move for protecting oneself? Even the weakest Steve can punch a tree down.

[CP] - Then teach them yourself, unless you don't know how

[Yaunfen] - But your big fire... You're strongest...

[CP] Growls a little-

[Doc] You're going to disappoint under that banner Cp?

[CP] Glares- Fine. Show me what you can do kid

[Yaunfen] Trots over to the punching bag... Only to start crying as they are splattered with blood- Mada!

[Doc] Hey I said we were going to make a mess! I've seen you gleefully get paint everywhere kiddo.

[Yaunfen] Cries a little- This is icky and smells bad!

[CP] Laughs a little-

[Doc] Okay. I'll turn the drip coding off. - Xe runs hir hands over Yaunfen and flicks all the bloody pixels onto the floor.

[Buff] Gives Cp a pointed look for laughing.

[Yaunfen] - No more icky?

[Doc] No more icky. Cp likes that kind of thing though. The amount of splatter shows how hard you're hitting too. - Xe fiddles with a bag a bit and slaps a button on the ceiling above it. the Doctor pokes the button with a stick and the bag goes suddenly dry.

[CP] - Try again kid

[Yaunfen] Doesn't look sure but does try again, this time when they punch there is no splatter-

[CP] Watches and approaches, beginning to correct things-

[Buff] Slides over and picks up the big dumbell, lifting it up and down in one hand and then the other.

[Doc] Watches proudly-

[Yaunfen] Keeps attacking the bag with small corrections from CP-

[Doc] Try and replicate what you did before. You were really hitting the floor with some crazy strength.

[Yaunfen] - I don't know...

[Buff] Oh, are they showing some powers Doc?

[Doc] Perhaps. Try focusing on something that fires you up. Imagine the bag is someone mean you don't like.

[Yaunfen] Frowns and tries hitting again, thinking about DN. There are several small punches, but the last one sends the bag swinging wildly with a bit of power-

[Buff] Whoah!

[Doc] There we go! That had some serious weight behind it!

[CP] Steps back, wondering if he can slink away-

[Yaunfen] - I did it! I did it!

[Doc] You did! I'm so proud of you! - Subtly blocks Cp from going out the door- Thoughts Cp?

[CP] - They've got the basics down, don't know what to think of their power

[Doc] I'm just imagining what that would be like in a donkey kick instead of a punch...

[CP] - I think that's more your area to teach

[Doc] On the contrary, it might be Lie's area. I'm too long in the tail to do good donkey kicks.

[CP] - How would it be her area?

[Doc] Duh. She trains horses. I heard about her impromptu lesson with Steve and China. And Yaunfen is horse-sized now.

[CP] - No

[Doc] No what? I can call her. Tell her how helpful you're being and ask for her assistance.

[CP] - Just fuck off and let me leave

[Doc] You don't want to be around for me praising you in front of her?

[CP] Flips Doc off as he shoves past them-

[Buff] Thanks Cp!

[Doc] Chuckles- Hey Yaunfen? Want to have auntie Lie teach you something next?

[Yaunfen] - Yeah!

[Doc] We should probably go outside though. It's too close in here and the quartz floor of the shrine is too slippery. - types- Hey Lie? Are you busy?

[Lie] - Still eating, why?

[Doc] Are you still at the bar?

[Lie] - Yeah

[Doc] Okay. I'll come to you. Hey Yaunfen, in the mood for a faster ride this time?

[Yaunfen] Nods eagerly-

[Buff] Puts a towel around his neck. - Mind if I come?

[Doc] Goes to say yes and shakes hir head as he gets close - UGH! Take a dip first. Please and thank you.

[Yaunfen] Sneezes a little-

[Buff] Heh! Sure. - He jumps into the pool at the back of the room and does a quick scrub before coming back out.

[Doc] That's better. You were a bit ripe. - Xe walks the two of them outside and shifts quickly, scooping them up and shooting crazily into the sky. Xe makes a point to zoom closely past Cp walking home and do a tight barrel roll overhead-

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