Nanami: which one of you was gonna tell me that tea tastes different if you put it in hot water vs cold water
Juri: You're putting it in cold water?
Miki: Nanami. Answer the question Nanami.
Nanami: Yeah? I thought that people just put it in hot water to speed up the tea-ification process. Didn't realize there was an actual reason.
Miki: You don't have the patience to microwave water for three minutes?
Juri: Why are you putting it in the microwave to boil it?
Miki: You think I have the patience to boil water on a stove??
Juri: It takes LESS THEN A MINUTE
Miki: BESTIE IS YOUR STOVETOP POWERED BY THE FRICKING SUN
Touga: fricking?
Juri: HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE YOU TO BOIL A CUP OF WATER ON THE STOVE
Miki: LIKE SEVEN MINUTES
Juri: just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat and it boils in like two minutes. less than that and you use a saucepan
Touga: You're putting the whole mug on the stove? On medium heat?? Your stove is enchanted
Wakaba: every single person in this room is a fucking lunatic
Saionji: DO NONE OF YOU OWN A FUCKING KETTLE
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