#some Mega Het™️ takes from the straightest people in konoha

[im-still-watching-anime]

ino: i’m not a lesbian all girls are a little in love with other girls and check each other out

sakura: yeah same like i would kiss you or date you if you asked but that doesn’t make me GAY

ino: exactly like i’d marry you before ever even looking at a boy but girls are just Like That

naruto: oh! boys are like that too!! i think that kind of thing all the time about sasuke!

ino: see! it’s still hetero because everyone does it!