#solar opposites S4E10

[kendoola]

Solar Opposites S4E10 The Re-visibility Bouillabaisse

*messy kitchen, objects floating*

T: you know what? I’m happy I destroyed the stupid invisibility ray. At least this way I’ll never have to see your ugly face again!

K: you take that back you cherish my face! [shouts]

T: not anymore I don’t! I’m done taking your shit. Forget the ray, forget the mission. I am moving out! …Soon as I can find the door

*rolling pin and measuring cup slam into the fridge and fall to the ground*

K: Terry are you still there?

T: …Yeah I got confused about what side of the door I was on and got too embarrassed to say anything

K: I’m sorry I threw your nutrient powders. I think something is broken in me that a ray can’t fix.

T: do you want to know why I bid on an afternoon with Nancy?

K: well I thought it was cause you’re a simp for Netflix celebs

T: [haha] yes, but also, remember when we went on that vacation to highland park and you had an amazing piece of pizza and wouldn’t stop talking about it? That was Nancy’s crust! You always work so hard on the ship and lead us so good, I just wanted to bring a little slice of highland park to you.

K: that’s very thoughtful of you Terry

T: korvo the reason i never want to help with the sci-fi stuff is… I don’t know math!

K: [gasp] not even basic math? Like the goldbach conjecture or the real values function on a three dimensional space?

T: you shame me. I am shamed

K: i actually like that you don’t know science stuff

T: what?

K: it makes me feel necessary, like a hunky sexy science shlorpian

T: you were fronting for me?

K: i was fronting and stunting

T: but we said we’d never front in this house!

K: agreeing to that was my original front

T: it is sexy when you know about the ship. I got pretty hot when you complained about the neutronium core.

K: it’s always low on ions!

T: mmm I’ll tell you what, that tech support tone makes me goosh.

K: what about when I yell about the fluidic processors?

T: drives… me… wild

K: Terry take your clothes off

T: oh I’ve been naked this whole time

K: [moaning]

*metal clanking and blender whirring*

T: treat me like an ektorp, call me a slutty little malm! Talk Swedish dirty to me

K: but IKEA legal, they’re so powerful

T: just do it after we cut away!

*Nancy Silverton pulls into the driveway*

K: [grunting] Billy bookcase! Ribba frames!

*rolling pin starts thrusting by itself*

T: [moaning] yes

K: kallax shelving!

T: yes keep saying more IKEA merch it gets me so fucking hot

K: Allen wrench! Home delivery! Sustainability! Meatbaaaalls!

*microwave falls over*