#sokka thinks about the time they escaped his pursuit by hiding in Pohuai Stronghold for like. a week.

[discordiansamba]

sokka's POV in the bad reality AU is actually so funny because like... he's not actually trying to kill them. long feng's orders are just to capture them but they're always acting so dramatic about it. like excuse me. I know the firebender girl is trying to kill you but I have standards, okay?

(why does the firebender girl look so familiar also. he's never seen her before in his life.)

then his targets briefly fuck off to the north pole for awhile where they apparently successfully

a.) fight against the avatar

b.) free the north pole from the fire nation's grip

c.) somehow summon the ocean spirit to go on a rampage?

and you're just like. okay. he's going to have to get a little more creative if these two people can do all of that. only when he runs into them again, there's three of them now. the little blind water tribe girl seems incredibly offended he's an earthbender. they get away because they're really good at doing that.

they go on to free omashu from the fire nation. they don't summon any crazy spirits this time though. long feng is getting even more and more interested in capturing them. then he runs into them again, and... he actually succeeds? in capturing them? hang on. that was way too easy. what are you three planning.

they all just give him eerie grins. you're going to take us to long feng, buddy, and we're going to make him an offer he can't refuse.

(also. unrelated. but the brown haired girl is really cute.)