#soda's becoming a responsible alien caretaker
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[a folded piece of paper was in the jar...]
=HOW TO TAKE CARE OF YOUR ALIEN= + note
(ooc: A guide for soda ^^)
Make sure to feed it daily, that sucker loves to eat ANYTHING
Don't feed it after midnight or it'll want more
NEVER give it cheese or it'll explode
Too much attention in a small span of time will cause it stress
It can fit in tiny places, so no open vents or holes
Don't be too harsh on it, the alien doesn't fully understand you guys to he might either hide away or call for back up
[note part]
Hey sorry for not sending instructions to you, so yes the aliens were responsible for...that horse, but they mean no harm, They are just tiny little fellas after all, Just do the rules and the little stinker will be happy, to warn you, they do eat ALOT so...watch out if they eat unusual things...Oh and let it explore the new foods ^^ the aliens never tasted something with flavor before
-from anonymous person who started this alien thing >:)
Soda took the paper out and read it over. He "huh"'d a response as he did so, smiling and underlining some things on the list that felt the most important.
Oh hey, well that sure is helpful! Good to know that it CAN eat everything, and I ain't just giving the thing a bad diet.
Y'know, I oughta buy a baby gate or somethin' to keep it somewhere safe at night time. Because so far, I ain't got a lick of a clue as to what to do to keep it here overnight.
Last time I left the thing by itself, well... uh. We know what happened. HAHA!
Soda pocketed the note and looked behind him to stare at the alien. The alien had nabbed a candy bar at some point, and was chewing proudly on it. Soda just smiled.
“For a little guy, you sure do like ta give me trouble.” Soda giggled.
#— Food n' safe environment. Sounds easy enough!#— At least now I got a smidgen of a clue as to what I'm doin' around here. Hahaha!#— You done left me in the dark with this thing and expected me to know what I was doin'!#— I ain't mad though. Just happened to be a real weird sequence of events I 'spose.#— Maybe I oughta get a better box for it... Hm. They seemed upset with the last box though.#— ...Maybe a crate. We got milk crates in the back.#— I dunno– I'll figure it out at some point!#soda's becoming a responsible alien caretaker#who woulda thought#alien & rat saga continues
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