#soap has a weirdly shaped nipple n it's cuz his piercing got ripped off during an op years ago

[shotmrmiller]

the devastation my throat would go through if i were to see simon with his mask off for the first time and i spy metal on his tongue---

keeps it simple most of the time, a clear ball when at work (just in case) but then he gets himself some sweet thing that's quick to put him in his place whenever he's getting a little too gruff and now he's unironically shopping for those vibrating ones.