#so yehhh sorry for the lateness!!

[istharoth]

In love with a 2-D Character?! Mortkranken Edition!

Blurb: In which you are a character in a popular game the Tokyo debunker boys are coincidentally in love with.

↪ Yuri Isami:

Boy oh boy, he does not play games but it's a game which includes anomalies? Something his occult (in this AU) self is intrigued by? He's definitely picking up the game

Obviously, at first glance he knows you're a great doctor, just like him, so he selects you.

You like Classical Music too? Hello?! He's longing for the day you become real because you're everything he needs.

Someone he can speak to on an intellectual level (and possibly learn from?) he's not going to let that chance go!

He also probably likes Jin's favourite character but you dislike them. So what? He likes them so that doesn't matter. (though he's a bit curious to know about the animosity)

He's the kind of person who would slowly change his habits into yours

Oh, that brief mention of your coffee/tea order? Yeah, that's his daily drink now.

Oh you like chemistry? Guess you and him have chemistry *wink wonk*

Isn't big on merch I feel but also gives collector vibes.

Let's go with the latter, he's a collector. Merch? He's going to get it.

He likely started the game later, so he missed out on some official merch. He's looking everywhere for that limited merch

HE NEEDS TO GET HIS HANDS ON THEM

If not, you'd be disappointed, and he'd be disappointed.

Intensely in love with you, definitely has a shrine of you.

Was squealing when you and he held hands. HELLO?! BEFORE MARRIAGE?!?

Has mediocre luck overall but calculates how much he needs to get you and efficiently gets you. (by not pulling on other character banners)

He's trying to get your SR maxed out, also will not listen to people who say a certain set is better for you. No. whatever goes with your colour scheme is best for you.

↪ Jiro Kirisaki:

Does not play games. Even if he does, forgets to log in.

Very easygoing, and likely doesn't have the story completed but feeds on fan stuff.

I feel like he wouldn't like the entire nurse x doctor thing in fics because it reminds him too much of his own job and he wants to relax. (To all the doctors and nurses out there, we appreciate you in this household.)

Coffee shop AU? Possible. "And they were roommates?" Maybe. College AU where you both have different majors but come across each other one too many times and have the same friend group but you're intensely awkward around him? YES. (but that's my preference)

Selects you as his first choice!! YEAH and pulls on all the banners cause he literally couldn't care who he gets.

*Cue SSR* "...okay, anyway." *does a 10 pull on the other banner*

Goes to cons only to come home with a thousand less bucks than he started with.

Generally likes your voice, and has a playlist of the songs your voice actor has covered. He's hoping they can cover some of his favourite songs.

You know that one Turning Red scene where the MC is drawing herself and that guy at the store? YEAH. THAT'S HIM.

Except his yume is faceless, and he doesn't post any of it online.

Definitely respects you, even if you're just a character in a game. Also! Has a fan account, but he rarely ever uses it. It's just there to retweet fanart of you + official pictures cause he loves you.

Prev [Obscuary] [Case Closed]

[salandition]

10 and 126 with Raihan please 💖

A/N: i love writing these because I’ll look at the prompt list and then my eyes will bug out when I see what y’all chose. It’s very fun. ESPECIALLY for this one- my eyes got all big and I went “YEHHH” out loud. So that’s great lmao 

Prompt(s):  “I think I’m in love with you and I’m terrified.”/ "I think about you all the time, it’s freaking annoying."

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You���ve known the Dragon-Type Gym Leader, Raihan, for a long time. He’s got quite a few different names, actually, which was pretty interesting. The Tamer of Dragons, The Dragon Lord (that one always made you snort), or even The Great Raihan. In a way, he kind of fits those names, but you just like to stick to ‘Raihan’, ‘Rai’, or ‘Daddy Long Legs’. 

He hates it when you call him that last one, so you make sure to use it often. 

You can easily call Raihan one of your best friends. Though time has a history of bad effects on some relationships, you don’t think that’s the case for you and Raihan; the more time you spent together, the more your friendship solidified and became reliable and comfortable. You didn’t ever get bored or tired of Raihan, and despite your first initial anxieties that he’d get that way towards you, he didn’t. So the two of you are best friends, though and through. 

And that’s exactly where your problem lies. 

Raihan is your best friend, so- you can say confidently that you know him pretty well. And you know that Raihan isn’t the most enthusiastic about relationships- deeper, romantic ones. He likes to indulge himself every so often, but whenever you talked about crushes or something like that with each other, he always seemed distant and reluctant about entering a serious relationship with another person. The only reason this created a sense of unease in your stomach is because- well- lately… You’ve found yourself liking him a bit more than you used to. 

You’re not sure when it happened. You just realized one day that maybe you stare at him for just a bit too long, maybe you’re just a bit too excited whenever the two of you are able to hang out, maybe you stay up with him a little too late on the phone when he calls. 

Realizing that perhaps you have a crush on Raihan- it created a fit of anxiety within you. Because falling in love with someone you’re so close with- when did that really ever turn out well? Sometimes it worked, if you were lucky, but you don’t really think the word ‘lucky’ describes you very well. And then there’s the fact that you’re keenly aware that Raihan is definitely not interested in you like that. 

Even if he was, you know he doesn’t like deep relationships- and you’re not sure how comfortable you are with being a fling or thrusted into a ‘benefits’ type situation. 

So, once you realize your feelings, you do your best to squash them before they have the opportunity to get even worse. You drill the fact that Raihan doesn’t like you and you can’t like Raihan deep into your skull; you remind yourself over and over that you aren’t in love with him and you’re just friends. 

And that’s fine. You’re happy to be his friend. That will always be the truth, regardless of the little hiccups along the way. 

Usually, though, hiccups don’t last this long, and they don’t hurt this badly. That’s something you’ve come to realize as time has passed. 

Because, hiccups- they’re temporary things. Unexpected bumps in your throat- and sure, sometimes they can hurt and leave a funky ache in your chest- but hiccups are supposed to go away after a quick glass of water or something like that. 

And this particular hiccup isn’t going away. So it’s probably time to stop calling it that. 

You’re not sure what to call it. Torture? That’s a bit too brutal. What about ‘agonizing, lovely, awful torture’? Still a bit dramatic. 

It’s a problem is what it is. You know what? It’s almost like a virus, actually. Because it started out as just a tiny problem- a little crush, and then it slowly spread throughout your body and created lots of other problems in it’s wake. Problems that are getting worse as time goes on. 

Things like how your body will tingle and ache when Raihan hugs you, how your face will burn when he compliments and teases you, how you don’t even know how to look at him correctly anymore without giving away that you’re slowly falling in love with him. Which wasn’t supposed to happen in the first place. You weren’t supposed to fall in love with The Great Raihan, The Tamer of Dragons, The Dragon Lord. 

You were supposed to just be friends. So what happened to that? 

---

You know Raihan is starting to suspect something is wrong with you. He has a way of accidentally clueing people in that he’s thinking about something or that he’s curious. It’s the little way he lifts his left eyebrow, his lip quirking up with it, and his head will tilt just a tiny bit. It’s a subtle tell. 

You kind of hate that you’ve stared at him long enough that you can recognize such meager things. But it helps you, regardless, because it lets you know when you’re being a bit too obvious and you should leave before he starts to ask you questions. 

Except you can’t really leave without giving him more questions right now; because you’re hanging out at his house, planning to spend the night as you drink together and watch movies, and if you left now, that wouldn’t be any good. He’d certainly grill you about it tomorrow, and you’re not sure if you’d be able to come up with a good enough lie as to why you ditched him. 

“So,” you clear your throat, trying to look away from his gaze on you as you lean on his kitchen counter, beer bottle in hand as it leaks wet condensation on your hand. “Tell me more about your challengers this year. Anyone catch your eye?” 

Raihan hums, lifting his own bottle to his lips and you definitely don’t watch as his throat moves when he takes a drink. “No one in particular yet,” He tells you. “I did hear one of the challengers really gave Melony a run for her money, though, which is pretty interesting. She’s a tough lady- I look forward to seeing who can battle so well against Ice Types, considering they’re one of my team’s weaknesses and all that.” 

You nod along as he speaks, and you try not to look bothered when he crosses the counter and leans on it, same as you- right in front of you, actually. Which would only make sense, considering you’re talking to each other- you want to look directly at the person you’re speaking to. But does he have to lean in so close? 

“That’s a good point,” you take another drink to distract yourself from his piercing eyes. Maybe it’s not really a good idea to drink with him in the first place, considering he already makes your stomach do pathetic flustered flips, but it’d be odd if you rejected it now. “Besides the frivolous chit-chat, as much as I love talking about your work- I want to see the movie you picked out.” 

“Of course,” Raihan grins, leaning off the counter and leading you into his living room. Not like you need to be led, considering you’re more than familiar with the layout of his apartment. “So, I know you hate horror,”

“Raihan,” you groan before he can even finish, and he laughs as he shows you the case of the movie.

“Okay, but we have to! It’s a classic, and it’s not that bad. It’s old, so the effects look shotty to begin with. You’ll be fine,” he assures you, but you doubt he’s being honest. He’s lied to you before to get you to watch horror films with him. You purse your lips, crossing your arms together, still holding your drink between your fingers at the rim. 

“You just want to see me scared.”

Raihan turns from you, putting the disk in the player, and you huff. “Maybe,” he singsongs, “you can cuddle into me and hide if it’s too much, don’t worry!” 

You fall against his couch and roll your eyes, trying not to let him see you blush as you lean against your hand. “In your dreams, long-legs.” 

“I like that better,” Raihan hums and sits next to you, said legs already taking up a lot of space as he crosses them. 

“Ah, sorry. Daddy long legs.” 

“I guess I deserve it if I’m making you watch this,” he huffs, and you smile. 

“Exactly.”

The movie starts, the two of you quieting your banter as the intro scene plays. But you’ve always been chatty during films, especially when it’s horror- talking helps ease your nerves as you groan loudly at the screen, and Raihan absolutely thrives off some of the comments you make, so it’s a good time overall. He also makes some jokes and crude comparisons to the things on screen that makes you laugh, so that’s nice, too. 

Despite your nerves and your growing affections for the man sitting beside you, you try to remember these moments. He’s your friend- your best friend. Even if he doesn’t love you like that…

You sneak a look at him during a particularly slow moment in the movie. His eyes are focused on the screen, face lit up blue from the screen, and he laughs at one of the jokes that’s made in the script. You quickly chuckle, turning away from him so he doesn’t catch on that you weren’t paying attention- and your stomach does that funky flip again. 

Even if he doesn’t love you like that, at least he loves you at all. You should be grateful for that. For what you have. 

Before you even realize it, the movie is over, which is surprising. Usually you can’t wait for the ending, but you were zoning out in your thoughts so much that you didn’t even realize the credits were rolling until Raihan leaned forward, grabbing the remote and turning the TV off. It’s significantly darker in the living room without the light of the television, but you can still make out those blue eyes when he looks your way. 

“So,” he relaxes back on the couch, one of his hands grabbing at his knee and the other rests in his lap. “You’ve been weird.” 

You snort. “If you wanted to get my guard down for a talk about feelings, you should have chosen a better movie.” 

“Would it have mattered?” He raises an eyebrow. “You hardly even reacted to most of it.” 

You suppose you can’t argue with that. 

Raihan shrugs, sighing a bit through his nose as he turns his head away from you. For that, you’re glad, because he just looks too intense when he looks you in the eye. “Figured I’d give you an opportunity, since you’re not bringing it up yourself. Don’t have to talk if you don’t want to.” 

You frown. You’re still holding your beer bottle, now empty, and you place it on the floor before you lift your feet up on the couch and criss cross. “It’s not a very big deal, Rai,” you tell him softly. “Honest.” 

“Doesn’t matter if it’s a big deal,” Raihan looks back at you, “we’re mates, right? Doesn’t have to be a big deal for you to tell me.” 

There’s little room to argue with that. He’s right, and you know that, but this is different. Your shoulders drop as you purse your lips. “I don’t want to bother you with this,” you say, and Raihan just laughs through his nose. 

“You once called me in the middle of the night because you felt something weird on your bum and you acted like it was the end of the world because you had bum-cancer.” 

Without even thinking, you grab a pillow on the couch and you hurl it at him full strength. “That was a valid concern! And I told you that you’re not allowed to bring it up ever again!” 

Raihan barks out a laugh, giggling like a child as he grabs the pillow you threw at him and he tosses it back. You smack it on the floor, making him laugh harder. 

“My point is, we’ve been close, yeah?” He says once the giggles finally end, and he smiles at you so genuinely that you have to look away. He notices. “That’s it. You keep doing that. Why?” 

“Doing what?” Acting dumb. Grade A plan, sure to work. 

Though you can’t see it, you can hear how he rolls his eyes based on his tone. “You keep acting distant. Looking away from me like I’ll jump you or something.” 

That’s funny. You actually want him to jump you, but, you know. In the cute, kissy way. 

Why’d you think that? Shut up. You shake your head, as if that will shake away the thoughts as well. “It’s not that,” you tell him. There’s a dread building up in your chest once you do- because you know where this conversation is going. 

Raihan is nice and respectful of your boundaries, and he’d never make you tell him something you’re not comfortable sharing. The issue is that he’s too nice, and it makes you want to tell him that much more. Because he deserves to know, right? 

There’s really only a few ways that this conversation would go. You know- you know that the next thing he’ll say is going to be something like ‘then what is it?’ 

“Then what is it?” He asks, and you curse yourself. You knew it would be a bad idea to hang out. 

You finally look at him again, biting your cheek as your eyebrows furrow. “Raihan,” you shake your head again. “I can’t.” Your voice is soft- a whisper, at best. 

Truthfully, you didn’t notice how your hands began to tremble in your lap- but Raihan did. His lips tug into a frown. 

“Why?” 

You huff, and he shrugs. 

Maybe you should rip off the bandaid and get it over with. If Raihan has figured out that something’s been bothering you, and if you leave the conversation tonight without telling him what it is, you know he’s going to pry it out of you eventually. It’s only a matter of time, now. 

“You really wanna know, Raihan?” You hold your hands in your lap, trying to get them to stop shaking, and Raihan nods. All right, you think with a deep breath, this is it. Time to tell him and have the awkwardest rejection of your life.

You don’t have the guts to look at him, so you look up at the dark ceiling, and honestly, your eyes are already burning. And you’re definitely not going to cry. Despite that, you sniff, and your voice leaves you shakily, “I think I’m in love with you, and that terrifies me.” 

It’s quiet, and a rush of anxiety courses through you again. You stutter and stumble as you try to explain yourself. “I- We’ve been friends for so long. And- and I’m not- not interested in ruining that. I don’t want to ruin our relationship. Because- well, because I love you,” you laugh, “and I- I don’t want to ruin it by getting all weird and reading into things. I don’t want to make you uncomfortable, either.”

Finally, you lower your head and let it hang as you sniff again and lift a hand to run through your hair, ruffling through it harshly. Come on, you think, get it together. 

It takes a lot of courage to look at him- and you honestly don’t have the courage, so you basically just turn your face his way and then stare at the couch cushions instead. “...Sorry,” you apologize weakly, though you’re not sure why. 

From your peripherals, you see him uncross his legs, his body leaning forward to rest his elbows on his knees. He sighs, which doesn’t really make you feel good as you quickly look to the floor instead, even further away from his eyes. “You don’t need to be sorry about that. Not like you can control your feelings,” Raihan finally speaks. “That would just be silly.” 

You shrug. 

“I guess I can understand why you didn’t want to tell me,” He continues, his hands coming together and rubbing before he entwines his fingers, cracking his knuckles with a swift movement. “Would you like to hear something funny?” 

Your eyebrows furrow, suspicious. “...Sure.” 

“Well, it’s funny for you, maybe, but it’s been annoying for me,” Raihan chuckles. “It really is. Cause the thing is, I think about you all the time. So much that it bugs me. It’s distracting, too, cause you really shouldn’t be popping up in my thoughts the way you do when I’m trying to ride on Flygon. That’s just dangerous.” You finally lift your eyes to meet his, and he shrugs with a smile when you do, his pointy tooth looking odd when his face is so soft and bashful. “You do anyways.” 

You squint. 

Raihan rests his face in his palm, laughing gently under his breath. You’re both in a weird staring contest, as if it’s a test of wits. He reaches forward as you stare, and before you realize what he’s doing, he flicks your nose. 

You jolt back in shock. “Hey!” 

Raihan just laughs, his nose scrunching up and his eyes squinting as he chuckles. “What I’m saying is, I think you’re not alone with your feelings. Either I’m a creeper for thinking of you so often, or I love you, too.” He raises his brow. “You pick which one sounds more appealing to you.” 

“Don’t joke around, Raihan,” you can’t help but sigh as you rub your nose. 

“Sorry,” surprisingly, he apologizes. Which is odd, catching you off guard as he finally looks away from you. “I’m not real good at this, either.” 

“Raihan...” You softly call his name, and he purses his lips. There’s no other way to describe his demeanor other than ‘shy’, which is never a word you’d think you would use to describe him. 

“The feeling is mutual, is what I’m saying.” 

You almost want to laugh. “What happened to not liking serious relationships? Would- do you still feel that way?” You can’t help but ask him. Just because- wow- maybe he loves you, doesn’t mean that’s changed. 

“Well, I’ve never loved anybody before.” Raihan lifts a hand, awkwardly scratching the back of his neck as he finally stops slouching over his knees and straightens his posture. “But if you’d be into it...” He trails off. 

...Hm. Slowly, your hand reaches forward, and you grab Raihan’s as gently as you can. It makes your heart speed up a bit, and Raihan’s eyes snap toward you when you do- but you smile. “We can go slow. See what happens. If it doesn’t work for you- I’m still going to love you.” You tell him, honesty in your tone. “I can’t expect you to be the world’s best boyfriend if you’ve never even thought about being one before.” 

“I’ve thought about it sometimes,” he mumbles, and his hand is absurdly long in yours- you notice it even more when he fumbles with how small you are before squeezing your palm. “Are you sure you’re okay with that?” 

“Yeah,” you nod at him. Surprisingly, you’re honest- you feel sure of yourself. “You’re my best friend, Raihan. You’ll always be my best friend, no matter what happens.” 

Slowly, he smiles back, and it’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever seen. In the back of your mind, you realize that Raihan is actually a sweetheart, and you wonder how he’d react if you added that to his long list of nicknames. 

Perhaps you’ll try it out. 

[studioweus]

"secret" is one of my fave title songs for them, when I first saw the MV and all, I totally fell for it, it's just so amazing ;; I hope you liked the other songs!!

from what little I saw of it, donghun did make quite a strong impression in mixnine :') I have plenty of love to give, they can all have some XD dongheon has such an amazing vibe hehe. the elsa cosplay sure is something... hard to forget that, that's for sure XD

it sure looks tasty! ;; yehhh, better to avoid caffeine when it's too late u_u you need to rest properly. oh bubble tea!! i've only had some twice?? there's no shop selling it in my city :(( I had one once at some convention (pretty good) and then went to a shop in paris where they sell some, I can't remember what I had tbh (a friend recommended smth since I didn't know what to choose ;;) so I can't really tell 😬 I think it was fruit?? which isn't surprising, I just love fruits x') what is your favourite bubble tea??

i won't hold back from speaking tho xD I did kinda disappear a bit here, sorry ;; I got a new book tuesday and just. got a bit absorbed here xD also I totally forgot to look at the event questions 😬 so!! what's your fave mv?? or like, top 5 if that's easier to choose for you! hope you've been ok the past few days!! -🌊

ooh i really liked the mv for secret too! the space themes 👌👌👌 and i liked the other songs as well! thank you for the recs 🥰

yes definitely, donghun was one of the most memorable contestants from mixnine for sure!! haha elsa!dongheon is truly unmatched

wait really??? you've only had bubble tea TWICE? 😱 aw nooo it's a shame there aren't any bubble tea shops in your city :< you're missing out! LOL jk but the fruit variations of bubble tea are so good!! i hope you liked the one that your friend recommended! hmm i think my fave would probably be either mixed fruit or matcha 👀 it's hard to choose one :<

and no worries!! this week also got unexpectedly busy for me so i only got to check tumblr today ;-; ooh!! do you like reading? what book was it?

top 5 mvs? hmm ok in no order!

1. onf - we must love (the aesthetics are great, highkey did a lot of theorizing when i watched this mv + the previous onf mvs LOL)

2. verivery - tag tag tag (misleading happy song)

3. chuu (loona) - heart attack (this was so cute and overall wholesome ;-; plus i really love chuu's voice!)

4. monsta x - all in (also has a very interesting storyline!)

5. golden child - breathe (very haikyuu!!)

also i know you said 5 but special shout out to vixx’s error mv too because i love robots

how about you? what are your top 5 mvs? 👀

i hope you've been well 🥰 it's almost august (or august now by the time you see this!)

[dilfweyoun]

As Jeff parked his car, he looked at the crime scene. Apparently there was a pretty nasty murder that took place in that house.

Jeff got out of the car and started to walk towards said house, when he saw his good friend Caleb walking towards the same house. He smiled and continued on walking when all of a sudden he stopped.

He stated to see everything in a bloody shade of red. Caleb saw that his friend stopped and rushed to see what happened. As he reached him heard Jeff say

“System shutting down in 10 minutes “

“:0 oH hEcK” Caleb said starting to freak out

Jeff started to twitch and fizzle as if he was splashed with water (a/n: dont ask, just go with it)

“8 minutes left until deactivation” Jeff said, his voice glitchy

“nUuUu” Caleb said trying to think of a way to stop his deactivation

“4 minutes till deactivation”

“dOnT dEaCtIvAtE”

“2 minutes till deactivation”

“>:0”

“1 minute till your dad dies....I mean, till deactivation”

“dAD NOCEJXJWO”

“10 seconds till deactivation”

“h e c c“

“9......8......7....6...” Jeff seemed to take a dramatic pause

“>:) i can look at your android d i c c when you deactivate” Caleb said with a needy smile “I MEAN”

“5....4.....3....2.....1....”

“Deactivation complete.”

“System shuting down” Jeff’s glitchy robot voice said before he shut his eyes

Caleb hands slowly reach for where Jeff’s android dick is “kekekekeke”

An old lady saw Caleb’s actions as she was walking down the street and yelled “WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR DOING BOY” she angrily stomps over to Caleb and slaps his hand “WHAT WERE YOU DOING MISTER?”

Caleb stood up and looked at the lady “INVESTIGATING A CRIME SCENE”

“WHERE WERE YOU GOING WITH YOUR HAND HUH?” the old lady asked, staring at Caleb

“JUST MOVING HIM”

The old lady stared at Caleb “You better” she said as she started to leave still staring at him

Caleb stares back at her as she leaves. He waits until she left completely.

“time for ze gud succ” Caleb whispered while licking his lips (a/n:The succ will reactivate Jeff)

As Caleb finished giving the best s u c c ever, he said “you better reactivate after this!”

Jeff opened his eyes “System reactivating”

Caleb took a few steps back looking at his friend while he reactivated.

Jeff blinked his eyes looking around “What the fuck happened?” he asked

“Welcome to the land of the living”

“I died?”

“yeeee, but you’re back!”

“How tf did I come back?”

“.....”

“You just did :D”

Jeff stared at Caleb “Caleb”

Caleb stared back at Jeff “ye?”

“How did i come back?” Jeff asked still staring “Do not lie to me boi”

“An old creepy lady showed up” Caleb said, face turning blue

“Ok, that doesn’t explain how”

“She sucked yer dicc, then ran off” He explained “She was creepy”

Jeff scaned Caleb, not fully believing him “You lying Caleb”

“nO I’M NOT”

Jeff stared at Caleb once more “ I know when you’re lying Caleb”

Caleb moved a bit away so Jeff woudn’t be able to probe his memory “nu”

“Caaalleeebbb, I promise I won't be mad”

“mHmMmMMm”

“I never break a promise Caleb, you know that”

“Fine! It was me.” Caleb finally admitted “But there was old lady who touched me!”

“Tf.” Jeff said shocked and slightly angry “Who touched you”

“How should I know?! Here” Caleb said extending his arm to Jeff “Check my memories”

Jeff grabs his arm going trough his memories until he finds the crazy old hag “Ooh I know her.”

“wHAT WHO?!”

“She's the creepy old crazy bitch down the street”

“h e c c”

“She likes to slap people and touch androids” Jeff explained “She tried to fuck me once”

Caleb stared at Jeff with a horrified face.

“But I slapped her until she blanked out and ran the fuck out of there”(a/n: gotta go fast)

“Shes scaryyyyy”

“I knooww” Jeff agreed “But anyway. Sooo you succed my dicc huh”(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

“to reactivate you, yea” Caleb mumbled looking away

“Only to reactivate me?” Jeff said a little disappointed

“M a y b e....Maybe not”

“Hhhhhmmmmhhmmmm, good to know. Now cum, we need to finish the investigation” Jeff said as he started to walk away after giving Caleb’s cheek a kiss

“oH of course~(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)”Caleb said as he followed Jeff

~TIME SKIP TO AFTER THE INVESTIGATION BROUGTH TO YOU BY RA9~

“Do you need a lift bruh”

“Yes, how’d you know?”

“I ssa....I saw you walking here” Jeff said, his voice glitching at the start “Sorry my system is still reboting” (a/n: fookin liar)

“o yehhh, no worries daddio~ ;)”

Jeff blushed blue, his eyes widening “N-No problem kiddo” He said, as he started to walk towards the car

Caleb snickered quietly and hurried over to Jeff “ :3”

“Get in” Jeff told Caleb as he got in the car and started it

Caleb followed “Didn’t even get a dinner and you’re asking me to get in~ oh my”

Jeff's face turns blue “I-It's not like that” he mumbles as he started to drive back to the police station “although i woudn’t mind if it was”

“Oh really” Caleb said with a smug smile on his face

“Y-Yes” Jeff stuttered out “Do you w-wanna listen to something?”

“Sure, what do you have?”

“Every style of music, it’s over there in the glove compartement. You chose”

Caleb opens the glove compartement only to find old Justin Bieber music (a/n: more specifically “Baby”) and a smirk grows on his face “All right” He said as he sticked the disc into the stereo

“I forgot i had that there.” Jeff stops the car at a red light and stares at Caleb “I swear its not mine, it’s Gavin’s”

“kekeke you sure about that~? i dont see his fingerprints”

“Shit, I got caught. I used to listen to that"

“Tho I do see Hank's fingerprints-“

"Ooh yeeah"

“He give it to you?”

“We used to listen to it together” Jeff said as he started to drive again

“I see”

“You okay?”

“Definitely” Caleb said as he started laughing, imagining Hank listening to Justin Bieber

“well we’re here” Jeff told Caeleb as he parked the car

Caleb got out of the car and waited for Jeff to get out

Jeff turned the car off and got out “Let's go” He said as he started to walk towards the front door of the police station

“Righty-o detective!”

Jeff chuckles as he they eneter the police station “Now were the fuck is Hank”

“Probably in the captain’s office”

“Yeah probably “

They both stop as they hear yelling coming from said office

“I wonder what happened”

“Probably came late again, or didnt want to work”

“Or punched someone” Caleb added laughing

Jeff laughed along “Do you wanna talk wile we wait?” Jeff asked as he smiled seductively

“Sure, shall we find somewhere to sit away from people?(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)”

“Sure” Jeff agreed “Lead the way captain”

Caleb starts to walk towards were the archives are cause no one goes there ever goes there unless needed “;) Follow me”

“All right” Jeff said as he followed Caleb while staring at his butt

~TIME SKIP TO THE ARCHIVES ROOM~

“We’re here! :D”

Jeff stoped staring at Caleb’s butt and loked at him as he answered “Indeed we are”

“Ye” Caleb said as he looked up at Jeff

“Now” Jeff started as he looked at Caleb seductively “Should we talk about the events from earlier?”

“Perhaps”

“hmmmm.....Why did you do it?”

“Why not”

“Others would leave me there, and then deal with me”

“Yeah well I'm not like others ;)”

“You’re the only one who would succ my dicc for me to live again. You’re an intriguing character Caleb”

“As are you, you’re very intriguing”

“(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)”

“U want sum fuck? (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)”

“No ron” Caleb said as he snickered “Yeh” he answered sincerely

[loxxxlay]

I want to clarify, since my anxiety says I might have come across the wrong way, that I have never been someone who cares about notes lmao. I wouldnt have stuck around very long in the beginning if that'd been the case lmao. Like I couldnt even tell you what the most kudos Ive ever gotten is. I have no idea what my follower count is, without rounding it to the nearest 100 xD

I, as a very insecure person, just dont wanna be boring and I've had a strong feeling lately that I am becoming boring (my lack of fic posting prob doesnt help >.>). And unfortunately for my anxiety, the data in the last month at least seeems to support thattt.

So instead of hiding in my room and crying about writer's block, Im trying to see what I can do instead, at least until my fic groove comes back! ^_^

Everything I listed on that post is something I enjoy doing. Im not sacrificing my identity to please the masses lmao, I'm not about that life. I'm just probing for interest to see which Enjoyable Thing i should focus on

I am sorry for being a brat, both on main and on my venting blog in the last few days omg. I did a lot of thinking things on how I could Positively act on my feelings, instead of negatively, and that post was the solution I churned outt. So if possible, see it as genuine? And dont dismiss me for chasing clout, because i literally am not lolol; I, in the midst of a depressive episode, am chasing what makes me happy, which, for better or worse, is having fun fandom interactions here on this dying hellsite lol

so yehhh, a post to clarify in case clarification was needed because again, me = anxious and obnoxiously oversensitive

[dorianpavus]

hi katie! i've seen looots of ppl talk abt critical role and i reeeally wanted to start watching it but i have no idea how it works. AT ALL. and i know there are LOTS of eps out there and do i have to start from the 1st one or is it something like season 1, season 2, etc? please guide me i'm really looost aaaaa thank u

omg omg!!! hi i’m so excited for you i love critical role so much!!!! :’)

so yes, there are currently like 96 episodes out… and most of them are 3-5 hours long. holy shit. it’s definitely a commitment, but super worth it imo (i love my family…. they are my family… so pure…. so positive). plus, you can watch it kind of like a podcast and just listen to it if you like, since so much of it takes place verbally. 

(though i actually prefer to watch it cause i love seeing their faces and their cute interactions and reactions and acting and just… ya know. to each their own :3)

BUT OKAY

there aren’t actually seasons!! i know on the critical role wiki they list episodes as in “chapters”, but it’s mostly just a fan construct to help group and organize the episodes. the game itself isn’t actually designed in Chapters/Seasons/Whatever, not exactly… 

THAT SAID there are a lot of story arcs and plotlines!!! that have clear beginnings and ends, and those are really helpful in dividing up and discussing the show. (usually the “chapters” of which ppl speak – they just take the story arcs and roughly group them together into “chapters”, though i think that tends to lump episodes together that don’t always belong together ya know)

in any case you don’t necessarily have to start from episode 1 – i mean, the cast members even played together for 2 entire years before ever starting to stream their games on twitch, so EVERYONE who watches the show is still kind of getting thrown into the middle of their journey. plus tons of fans start watching from like…. any given episode, and most of them turn out okay. :P

however, episode 1 is designed intentionally for people who are new (duh). it starts the Very First Arc of critical role, it introduces all the characters (for the first 20ish? episodes they have a little character-introduction video they play at the start of the episodes and during breaks that helps you familiarize yourself with the characters and their brief backstory & info).

i’m only on episode 66 myself (OUT OF 90 SOMETHING) but that’s partially because i’m determined to watch them in order…  because i love them and don’t want to miss out on anything. even though i’ve been watching for over a year, lmao. i mean, i’ve had a lot going on in my life!! ya know!!! (ok… but really i’ve been watching so much lately so i feel like i’m gonna catch up pretty soon lol).

ANYWAY

i can break down some of the arcs for you and give you some recommendations on where/when you might wanna jump in and why, without giving away spoilers! 

dun dun DUN

ARC 1 - KRAGHAMMER (ep 1-16ish) - so the first arc of critical role is designed intentionally to introduce viewers to both Vox Machina (the party) and dungeons and dragons. it’s a very traditional dungeon crawl where the party was tasked with rescuing an npc from a dungeon, so… story-wise, the plot isn’t the most interesting, and there’s a pretty fair amount of combat. but it’s vox machina! and you get to fall in love with them from the first time!! this is also most of the time you’re going to get to see Tiberius, a dragonborn sorcerer played by Orion Acaba. orion leaves the show around ep 27 i think, (which… to be perfectly honest i was really happy about because i kinda disliked him as a player… ahem… but other people LOVED tibs and orion so that really depends :P). all that to say, if you want to get tiberius content, if you want to truly get the whole Critical Role experience, if you want to get familiar with the group as they play and fall in love with their fans for the first time as you fall in love with them for the first time, arc 1 is the way to go. i do think it’s the most boring arc by far, and because the show was just starting out the production quality is by far the worst, but i still loved it, so. :P

MINI ARC - VASSELHEIM (ep 17-23, ***NOT*** including ep 22) - this is where critical role really starts to hit its stride. the players are more comfortable on screen, everyone relaxes, the story is funny and it’s kind of an In Between mini arc – the events of Arc 1 have finished, but the next arc hasn’t really started yet. you could call these “filler episodes” but they’re some of my FAVORITES, more lighthearted and goofy and fun as the party sort of takes a breather from the intensity of their previous arc. this also features the Slayer’s Take episodes, a series of 4 episodes that SPLITS THE PARTY!!!! and features guest characters for the first time, including my beloved Zahra (i’m lov!!!! her!!!!!!) played by mary elizabeth mcglynn. also featuring felicia day, wil wheaton, and will friedle. honestly these episodes are… fun. i love them so so much.

STANDALONE - EP 22 - keyleth-centric episode - episode 22 isn’t included in that above mini arc; it’s kind of a one-standing episode that features a moment in keyleth’s overarching character development and plot. it wasn’t my favorite episode, but it features some cool elements and if you like keyleth you’ll def wanna watch it.

ARC 2 - PERCY’S ARC - (EP 24-36) - yehhh boi!!! PERCY’S ARC. THINGS ARE REALLY HEATIN UP FOR VOX MACHINA. okay, some of my favorite episodes happen in percy’s arc, and you get a LOT of no mercy percy. there’s intrigue and danger and delish combat and just like… what more could you ask for? the stakes have really raised for vox machina in arc 2. i love it, and my personal recommendation would be to not skip this one. :P

ARC 3 - (ep 37/38, REALLY starts ep 39 and goes way past where i’m at right now so i haven’t even finished it yet) – so the first two episodes of this arc start of really slowly (eps 37 & 38); they’re setting up for the shit that’s about to go down, which pretty much starts in ep 39. this is sort of the BIG BIG BIG arc that spans like 30+ episodes. i mean, don’t get me wrong – there are a billion smaller arcs within this arc alone, but i’m grouping it together because… it’s a big overarching plot unlike anything we’ve seen before in critical role.  i mean, the majority of episodes of critical role have been about this arc, haha. even if you skip everything else (… though i don’t think you should :^)…), you’ll probably still want to watch from here on out. some episodes are better than others (my god, the Planning episodes…. rip) but like… this is sort of Modern Critical Role™.

ALTERNATIVES - of course, you could really skip that arc. you could jump right in right now to ep 96 if you want and just watch from here on out, as you slowly go back to watch older episodes (even though that gives away so many delightful spoilers and plot twists, it is efficient). or you could watch from wherever that big arc ends, which is probably around like ep 90 or something (i don’t know!!! i’m not there!!! i know it’s roughly around that point haha). wherever you want to start watching is up to you. critical role is a commitment. but since you did ask me my opinion, i’d say either start from arc 1 (even though it’s a little more boring/combat-oriented than the other arcs because it’s The Introduction, it’s really nice to have that background and not be missing out on great moments and episodes and stuff), OR skip the first arc and start with the MINI ARC beginning on ep 17. it’s gonna be a little less cohesive for you, and the cast doesn’t focus on explaining their background/what’s going on quite as much for you, but the stories being told are just kinda more fun, haha. OR start with percy’s arc. but i’d recommend not just starting on Arc 3 (aka The Big One) because you’d be missing out on a lot of fun and history and the important moments won’t mean as much to you because you won’t be attached to the characters and their world.

tl;dr either start from the beginning (which is what i did and i don’t regret it), or start from the mini arc or arc 2. or do whatever you want. :P

GOD I KNOW I WROTE SO MUCH 

I’M SORRY

just… i wanted to be…. helpful. lol. ahem. ANYWAY 

I HOPE THIS HELPED

even though i wrote a book D:

i hope you really enjoy critical role friend!!!! and thanks for asking!!! and calling me by name cause i melted!!!! :3

[audienceofdoubt]

Are you bellusromantic? -o-

I suppose I am, I just say I prefer anything but a relationship, sorry for replying late btw nonny!!! Now I just see myself as bi-lith, so yehhh idk haha but I love cute interactions, dependingggg