#so yeehaw lets goooo

[zackcollins]

Golden Beach Cowboy || Cassidy || Overwatch 2 - Season 4 || 04/20/23

[krisisonkrisis]

happy pride 🌈✨

[bonesofapoet]

ruination [ lucanis dellamorte x rook ] author's note: i am sleepy and threw this together, but I wanted to share lucanis reacting Badly to rook being reckless in battle so! yeehaw kids let's goooo word count: 839

Everything disintegrated upon your return to camp. 

The copse of trees sheltering the clearing sighed with your weary bones, welcoming you back to this makeshift home after a mission gone so magnificently, catastrophically sideways. Your tent beckoned you into it's sweet embrace, in which you were seconds away from answering it's call - yet a body grazed past, a mere breath away from clipping your shoulder.

A tightness began to slip around your ribcage, burrowing deep and harsh and stubborn into your unsuspecting heart.

Lucanis veered off towards his tent, soundless in voice, yet lacking stealth in his execution. Twigs snapped under boots, metal twanged as gear unclipped and fell to the ground. 

It was obvious how he felt by the way his brows fell together, eyes narrowed so their corners crinkled. Arms were crossed over leather armor upon your approach, half discarded with a grip tight enough to bunch up fabric exposed and straps hanging loose. Angry, would be an understatement, you decide. Livid, however, seemed to be a more accurate description.

"You could have - you almost died."

He sees the rise and fall of your chest as your breath deepens. The audible sigh of an exhale being the prelude to something he knows is going to rile him even more, knowing you. And he does - know you, that is - more than he'd like to dwell on. He knows you and that, apparently, seems to be the trouble.

"Yes," you nod once. Hold yourself a step back, giving him his space. "But I had an opening, and you were busy, if you recall-"

"I was there, yes -"

"I'm sorry." The harshness of his tone was enough  prompting for the words to come spilling through your lips. They still tasted faintly of blood and sweat and magic. You wished he would come near and kiss it away.

Your words sounded scratchy, rough almost. Sincere, for sure. Lucanis wishes he could reach for you and -

"You're sorry."

"I -" you hesitate, unsure how to navigate what you may have just broken. It's new, this version of your Crow. You haven't met him yet, not directly, and now balking in the face of such an occurrence seemed like the thing to do, when caught so off guard.

Truth be told, you hadn't been expecting a confrontation. At least not one so. . .personal.

"I reacted," you mend. "And I suppose in hindsight, I see how it - how I miscalculated. Obviously." the hand not wrapped in bandages raises, gestures to the remnants of the fight marring your skin. It all aches, but you're not going to let him see that. 

Lucanis stares, and stares, and stares. The grip on his elbows lessen, and he shakes his head, stepping back to create more distance. He sees you watching him, eyes wide and clouding with something like hurt, when he backs away from you.

His response is quick, sudden in the way he tears off his gloves and finishes unlatching the buckles of his leathers. They don't fall to the ground so much as they are aggressively dropped, a pile of bloody gear laying at his feet. He needs to take a minute. To breathe, to think, anything - because he's not sure he can hone this kind of anger into anything useful at this very moment. Except -

Except.

You catch the way Lucanis hides the tremors of his hands by busying them with his blades. The way his response time is longer when he removes the bandolier across his chest. How they shake when reaching down to unearth hidden knives in boots and daggers secured in hidden sheaths. He says nothing, yet doesn't turn you away, doesn't walk away, either.

Because Lucanis had come face to face with a possibility he had not allowed himself to foresee. You could have died, and he would be here, in camp, mourning over your pyre instead of hiding how impossibly, magnificently, gut-wrenchingly unprepared he is to lead a life void of - well, you.

A few paces away, your boot toes the ground. You can't look at him either, right now.

"Right. Well. I'll leave you to it then."

Lucanis stops. Slips his gaze to where you stand, a picture of valiant failure to appear nonchalant. He sees the regret tainting your expression, coloring your vibrant heart into melancholy shades of mountain greys. The way you hold yourself back from anything remotely resembling yourself in the wake of a mistake, yes, but - don't you care you almost died?

The blades in his hands fall to the ground, their CLANK clattering loud in the mutual silence. The way your eyes shine as you turn and walk away - 

He lets you go, this time, a hand ripping through hair, an exhale tearing up his lungs. He knows he's hurt you, but until he calms the hell down - it's something he can live with, even if it reopens wounds he thought he'd burned shut.

This dance is tearing both of you into a million pieces, because neither of you will take the goddamn lead.

[horsecuffs]

HII! Can I req a John marston from Red Dead Redemption discord layout?? If that's okay with you! Pls and tyy

OHH MY GOD LET'S FUCKING GOOOO RED DEAD REDEMPTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JOHN MARSTON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M SO EXCITED HFHHGHFGGGH ok so I made this one with EVERY NERVE I HAD in my body, I LOVE RDR2 !!!!! GEHRHFFHFHH John Marston looks so pretty here.... ok here yu go no more yappering

“ this one says yeehaw! „

---　　　⌓⌓　　John Marston (rdr2)

　.　　Requested by　: @fyodorhouse ! ⊹

　⌓⌓　　　f2u wit credits !! Unless you r the requester 　　~　　♡ (THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR REQUESTING THIS IM HOPPING UP AND DOWN)

“ did a gay cowboy send me this? „ (no context shhhh)

[borathae]

Chapter 32

you know, i almost always feel shocked after seeing the warnings like SEX?? THIS FAST? we just had an "insert how the previous chapter ended" moment and we are going to fuck? lets go??? lets fucking goooo and then the smut comes and nothing is out of place. it fits like a glove, like my glasses on my nose. how do u do that? hell, only a few paragraphs in and the mood is set better than dinner table on a holiday

where is yoongi? oh he is in sitting room. WE ARE DRINKING TOGETHER YAY. i can feel the atmosphere, vibe and the rooms so well. felt like i was visiting my house these days and now im back to live in this universe again

“You actually came” you called

…I was too scared of it, so I didn’t ask.” yeah the emotions were something else

“Huh, well what a pleasant surprise, I was sure that this conversation would be fruitless.” *turns into mom I TOLD YOU SO oh my god im never saying this again cringe

“your deed was noble, but didn’t help him shit. SIR WHY ARE U LIKE THIS, WHY DO U KEEP RUBBING WOUNDS ON MY SALT

“so tell me honestly. Why did you join me for a drink? Why are you so nice to me? Is it so I would release Taehyung earlier than planned?” you write him sooo well fuck *nervous sweating WAIT ITS PRIDE MONTH * nervous gay sweating, gay blushing, gay panicking, gay looking away, gay scoffing (june is almost over and i had to use it)

“I meant with your words” he spits, “not your body” omg im soo nervous to straight up ask me?” YOU JUST ASKED TO SPEAK 😭 idk what to do you can see how honest surprise washes over Yoongi’s face. oh ho 👀👀

Have you ever asked yourself why Jimin died? Why was he so far away from Taehyung when they clearly wanted to run away together? It would have been logical for him to stay by Taehyung’s side and not die so far away from him.” YES BABY UR SO SMART CONNECTING THE DOTS, YOONGI SEE THIS??

BUT WHAT IF JIMIN DID PROTECT TAE??

OMG SHE KISSED HIS CHEEK (i did this to my friend cuz they made a front page for my project, which i forgot, we pretended it never happened, to make this worse we dont even hug that much😭😭)

THE GLASS BROKE HE IS SHOOK THEY KISSED OMG AAAAH FUCK WTF WTFW TWF CHAT I WASNT PREPARED OH MY GOD

the paragraph is so romantic my heart oh fuck me i can feel my heart

Oh what a weak woman you are, you think, as you feel your own body draw closer to him. Your fingers entangle in his hair, your lips part. He tastes like whiskey. Oh what a contrast to his tender lips. THIS IS POETRY AND I WANT IT IN MY VEIN

You must be in the wrong movie. actually you are in a fanf- OW

This view is fascinating. Min Yoongi on his knees, looking up at you after he kissed your foot. the only way to get this view, is to buy such a carpet 😔✊🏻

ANOTHER PANTY LOST 💀 f in the chat for respect 😔✊🏻 irrelevant but i remember a wattpad ff where people kept saying #stopdoorabuse201_ , #savethedoor201_

“Jesus, what are you doing?” judging cuz yall didnt leave space for him(im sorry)

FUCK PUSSY SO GOOD MANS WARM DAMN call that magic pussy

He could ruin you, break you with just a flick of his tongue, corrupt you. But he doesn’t. He treats you with utter care tonight and it is driving you up the wall.  writing is too good, loving too good

This feels so good. Fuck, he’s on his knees. This is crazy. Why is he on his knees? He kissed my foot. Yoongi. Fuck I literally can’t. He’s on his knees.  mood AND HE READ IT DAMN

PRINCESS HITS DIFFERENT RIGHT NOW hold on did she do something to his emotions??

He never told you, but you have the softest skin. His fingers haven’t touched such softness in centuries. 😭😭😭😭😭😭

The world carved him just so one day he could be on his knees in front of the only woman who manages to make him want to be gentle. stop cutting onions😭

HAIR GRIPPING DYING SWIMMING LIVING IN PUSSY ON KNEES SQUIRTED HOLY FUCK ok maybe this is the hottest 2 people sex (watch me change it to the next one in the future)

KISSING AGAIN AHSHBHSDUK WE ARE DOWN TO FUCK?? LETS GOOO YEEHAW

fuck this is a whiplash from the eating out cuz that was desperate and messy, this feels too intimate im wrapping myself in my blankie

“Don’t let go of me, hold onto me. I promise, I’ll hold you”, DID WE JUST DO SOMEHTING TO HIM??? DIDNT TAE SAY THIS TOO???

YES HUMANITY OH MY GOD IM FEELING THE CHILLS

His dark brown eyes greet you, sparkling in the moonlight and reflecting the snowfall outside. His cheeks have gained colour, his lips are parted. i would like a mind printer thank you

This is the first time you see him actually enjoy his orgasm. In the past it was as if his climax didn’t even affect him, maybe even as if it bored him. So seeing him so totally out of breath and with his face scrunched up and heated in bliss, it hits places on your heart you really didn’t want to be hit at tonight. definitely hit my heart entirely

GUMMY SMILE CHECK

“We’ll talk to Taehyung tomorrow. Alright? YESSSS ok i hope this is for real now, cuz heart 💔 been broke 📉 so many times ⏰

they are talking THEY ARE TLKING omg jimin my baby i love you

NAMJOON IS LIKE YOONGI TOO?? THEY HEALED HUMANS WOW

“I happened.” fuck this is the hardest stuff to say

HOLY SHIT THATS WHY JOON SAID THIS IS TRUE THIS IS IMPORTANT ON THE BACK OF THE NOTES FUCK no wonder tae was panicking more and more during that pillowtalk

shit who is she? is she dead like he thinks orrr 👀👀 OR IS IT THE OLD GRANNY

I chained myself up in a casket and forced myself to dry out. That was supposed to be my fate.” FUCK, YOONGI 😭😭😭not the thoughts haunting no wonder he turns off his emotions and has such control over himself

NOO HE KILLED AGAIN

“That is why the sorcerer cursed you and your lineage to insatiable hunger. Innocent people get hurt and killed. And the killer is left with painful guilt. This is the true curse of your lineage.” FUCK

wait so they were just normal vampires in the beginning? until the sorcerer cursed them? and made rippers and gluttons?

FUCK HE LEFT AGAIN AND MAYBE MAD AGAIN?

you know, i almost always feel shocked after seeing the warnings like SEX?? THIS FAST? we just had an "insert how the previous chapter ended" moment and we are going to fuck? lets go??? lets fucking goooo and then the smut comes and nothing is out of place. it fits like a glove, like my glasses on my nose. how do u do that? hell, only a few paragraphs in and the mood is set better than dinner table on a holiday

aww thank youu gosh I'm happy that you feel it doesn't feel out of place hehehe 🥺💜💜

where is yoongi? oh he is in sitting room. WE ARE DRINKING TOGETHER YAY. i can feel the atmosphere, vibe and the rooms so well. felt like i was visiting my house these days and now im back to live in this universe again

gaah I love this!! I'm happy that you do heheheh <3

“your deed was noble, but didn’t help him shit. SIR WHY ARE U LIKE THIS, WHY DO U KEEP RUBBING WOUNDS ON MY SALT

JFADJSFJ rubbing wounds on my salt jfadsjf

“so tell me honestly. Why did you join me for a drink? Why are you so nice to me? Is it so I would release Taehyung earlier than planned?” you write him sooo well fuck *nervous sweating WAIT ITS PRIDE MONTH * nervous gay sweating, gay blushing, gay panicking, gay looking away, gay scoffing (june is almost over and i had to use it)

GAAH THANK YOU!! omgmg I honestly love him in Sanguis Alpha he is so nfngnf dark and moody *loves him eternally*

BUT WHAT IF JIMIN DID PROTECT TAE??

I MEAN HELLOO???????????

THE GLASS BROKE HE IS SHOOK THEY KISSED OMG AAAAH FUCK WTF WTFW TWF CHAT I WASNT PREPARED OH MY GOD

LIKE HE IS LITERALLY JUST A SOFTIE IN LOVE!!!!!!!

Oh what a weak woman you are, you think, as you feel your own body draw closer to him. Your fingers entangle in his hair, your lips part. He tastes like whiskey. Oh what a contrast to his tender lips. THIS IS POETRY AND I WANT IT IN MY VEIN

ehheheh thank youuu <333

This view is fascinating. Min Yoongi on his knees, looking up at you after he kissed your foot. the only way to get this view, is to buy such a carpet 😔✊🏻

no but I actually need this view to survive fr

ANOTHER PANTY LOST 💀 f in the chat for respect 😔✊🏻 irrelevant but i remember a wattpad ff where people kept saying #stopdoorabuse201_ , #savethedoor201_

jsjsj I was never on wattpad so I don't know this trend jsdfjsj 😶

FUCK PUSSY SO GOOD MANS WARM DAMN call that magic pussy

LIKE HE IS ACTUALLY SO HOT FR NFDSNF

He could ruin you, break you with just a flick of his tongue, corrupt you. But he doesn’t. He treats you with utter care tonight and it is driving you up the wall.  writing is too good, loving too good

thank you!!! hihihihiih

PRINCESS HITS DIFFERENT RIGHT NOW hold on did she do something to his emotions??

mhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhm 👀

He never told you, but you have the softest skin. His fingers haven’t touched such softness in centuries. 😭😭😭😭😭😭

I forgot how romantic this scene is 😭😭

The world carved him just so one day he could be on his knees in front of the only woman who manages to make him want to be gentle. stop cutting onions😭

LIKE HELOO 😭😭

HAIR GRIPPING DYING SWIMMING LIVING IN PUSSY ON KNEES SQUIRTED HOLY FUCK ok maybe this is the hottest 2 people sex (watch me change it to the next one in the future)

jsdfj I love this energy 🤪

fuck this is a whiplash from the eating out cuz that was desperate and messy, this feels too intimate im wrapping myself in my blankie

right??? it doess omgmg it feels so intimate 😭😭

“Don’t let go of me, hold onto me. I promise, I’ll hold you”, DID WE JUST DO SOMEHTING TO HIM??? DIDNT TAE SAY THIS TOO???

TAE DID SAY THAT HELLOOOOO

YES HUMANITY OH MY GOD IM FEELING THE CHILLS

GIRLLRLRLRLRLRL

His dark brown eyes greet you, sparkling in the moonlight and reflecting the snowfall outside. His cheeks have gained colour, his lips are parted. i would like a mind printer thank you

no joke?? ME FUCKING TOO or something that can turn imagination and dreams into movies so you can actually watch and hear what you are thinking about ufckkck that would be so hot omgmgm 🥵

This is the first time you see him actually enjoy his orgasm. In the past it was as if his climax didn’t even affect him, maybe even as if it bored him. So seeing him so totally out of breath and with his face scrunched up and heated in bliss, it hits places on your heart you really didn’t want to be hit at tonight. definitely hit my heart entirely

no but. me too.

GUMMY SMILE CHECK

I AM CRYING IN THE CLUB

NAMJOON IS LIKE YOONGI TOO?? THEY HEALED HUMANS WOW

THE SHOCK SITS DEEP

“I happened.” fuck this is the hardest stuff to say

i just want him to be happy :(

HOLY SHIT THATS WHY JOON SAID THIS IS TRUE THIS IS IMPORTANT ON THE BACK OF THE NOTES FUCK no wonder tae was panicking more and more during that pillowtalk

LIKE SHE WAS SO CLOSE TO THE TRUTHTHHTHTH

shit who is she? is she dead like he thinks orrr 👀👀 OR IS IT THE OLD GRANNY

oh damnnn imagine it's actually her 👀

I chained myself up in a casket and forced myself to dry out. That was supposed to be my fate.” FUCK, YOONGI 😭😭😭not the thoughts haunting no wonder he turns off his emotions and has such control over himself

LIKE PLEASE I JUST WANT HIM TO BE HAPPY

wait so they were just normal vampires in the beginning? until the sorcerer cursed them? and made rippers and gluttons?

No they were only humans, then did something to anger the socerer who as a punishment turned them into vampires. I can't say more without spoiling the plot

[pitchmoss]

Rdr (1 or 2) for the fandom ask game >:))

🤠YEEHAW🐎 lets goooo tyty

The first character I first fell in love with: Charles Smith the man that you are.

The character I never expected to love as much as I do now:  Sadie Adler!! I really liked her on my first playthru but the more I played and the more time passes I'm like.......okay. wife.

The character everyone else loves that I don’t: why do so many people like Bill bro......

The character I love that everyone else hates: idk if people really hate her but I wish Molly had a happy ending : (

The character I used to love but don’t any longer: my love for these outlaws is evergreen.

The character I would totally smooch: Charles, Sadie, Javier.

The character I’d want to be like: I wanna be Black Belle when I grow up.

The character I’d slap: Dutch.

A pairing that I love: Arthur/Charles, John/Abigail, John/Abigail/Javier, Charles/Javier, I could go on.

A pairing that I despise: Bill/Kieran.......free my horse son.

[conflitdecanard]

Back at it again with facerig and my sonas  (*꒦ິ꒳꒦ີ)

I say that but commissions before all haha oooh !  (ง ื▿ ื)ว

[lovehelpmewrite]

Me, in a mild depressive state having to negotiate with myself to do my basic care routines: if i just take a shower i can wash my face and brush my teeth in the shower all in one step so its not so much

[askmathiaskohler]

[ / Leon and Björn’s idle chatter is interrupted by the sound of a ringtone blaring; specifically an audio recording of the vegan teacher. With a sigh he digs his phone out, looking at it. ]

Björn: The hillbilly is calling.

Leon: What the fuck does it WANT we’re BUSY.

Björn: Hold on, let m-

[ / It’s safe to assume he answered the call. The voice of a stranger is barely picked up by the camera, as his phone isn’t on speaker; though he does eventually put it on speaker. ]

???: Y’all can hear me? Both of you? 

Björn: Ja, what? Leon: You’re interrupting my livestream where I out Bjorn for being a sex weirdo. What the FUCK do you want?

???: So first your dumbass is so kind as to FORGET to PICK US UP at the airport, you’re also doin’ that shit WITHOUT US? You fucker! Leon: What. 

Björn: What.

???: What do you mean WHAT? God, y’all are useless. All y’all! Val won’t stop bitchin’ about bein’ fuckin’ hot even though he’s wearin’ a trenchcoat in hot weather, and you overrated little twinks just FORGOT to get us. When I get there I’m going to rain hell fire on you two, so start prayin’. Leon: And you’re just LETTING him overheat? They say you’re not supposed to do that, people leave their fucking ape men in cars in the summer and they end up getting heatstroke, it’s actually really sad. That’s animal abuse and problematic. [/ Another voice comes from over the line, ] Valeriy: I’m going to pop your head like a zit. Leon: RIP AND TEAAAR

???: I hate all y’all.

Björn: You don’t hate me, Al!

Allen: I hate you the most. 

Allen: Now let us the fuck in! It’s hot as hades out here. And with god as my witness, if I hear this oversized baby complain one more time I’m goin’ to hurt someone. Valeriy: Shot op. 

Allen: SHOT OP! Leon: SHOT OOOP! 

Björn: SHOOOOTT OOOP!! 

Allen: Now seriously, let us in.

Björn: Okay, okay. I’m coming. Are you joining us for the stream?

Allen: Hell fuckin’ no! I’m goin’ to eat some authentic Chinese food, bitch! I’m STARVED!| Valeriy: I’m the one complaining apparently but he can’t go five fucking seconds without “Well goooo-lee! I’m just rootin tootin starvin! Yeehaw!” 

[ / Allen punches Val in the stomach. ]

Allen: I told y’all I was gonna hurt someone. Valeriy: Fuck you. Open the door. 

Björn: Fine, monkeys. I’m on my way.

[ / Björn gets up from the chair, and the sound of him walking away is followed by the door clicking closed behind him. ]

ASKMATHIASKOHLER IS OFFLINE!

[inctlife]

heyyyyy gemma!

wanted to come on and update bc i'm a lil lightheaded rn

final day of return to play protocol for my concussion, i can finally play let's get it woohoo!!!

i worked out a lot today, and honestly first full workout of 6 months (lil gasp over here) but i also have breathing issues so it wasn't a great day today

really really lightheaded and nauseas, couldn't even walk-

but my trainer just said it was cool and let me go lmao

freedom !

I GET TO PLAY STARTING TMRW SDKJFKLDFJKDJFL

also like scrolling all the way back to my acc reveal ask, the only reason you probably forgot to answer my ask was probs bc you followed me on your dad!treasure acc! idk who treasure is but should i stan ??

anyways PLS YOUR DAD MARKING THE YEEHAW EMOJI IS SO CUTE djfkSdjfkdjls my dad doesn't even text me anymore, he just looks at my kakaotalk pf occasionally and questions my status (it currently states "babo" which is idiot which is me)

and yes, i am american, i go to an american school but currently my parents are thinking about sending me korea :w kinda scared, school is rlly uptight over there

^ ig i can persue singing and lyric writing gASP MAYBE I'LL BE A KPOP IDOL (who am i kidding lmao, anyways see yall in a few years jkjk)

^^ pls tell me cognitive ways depression can develop, i have anxiety + depressive moments and my mom wonders how her bright child became such an introverted ambivert with social anxiety

YES QOTD LES GOOOO

honestly idk if i asked this question but biases? pet vs?

my pet bias HAS to be queen daegal. i'll never love chenle ever again after the freaking haircut incident

i hope she has a wonderful wedding with haechan my man, kinda looking forward to the yt video

ALSO ALSO ALSO hot sauce album FULL ALBUM DREAM KSDKFEKKEKEKEKkKJKDSJFS pLS i can't i'm so excited? to jam? kAHHHHH

i gtg to bed tho, it's already 12 am

HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY/NIGHT

running away to jam to svt "left and right" again for the 13th time

-eggers (wow what a long ask dafuq)

wow!! hi eggy!! lmaooo this is so long! (thats what she said)

okay first of all, please take care of yourself eggy ajsjdjdjdjdjksjskalar you’re recovering from a concussion AND you have breathing problems???? take care!!!!😭😭 hopefully you’re not feeling so nauseous anymore!!!

and yes that is true!! and YES i love treasure!! i was waiting for their debut for like four years lmaooo they’re under yg but they dont have a total yg feel yk???? they’re pretty cool and are really entertaining!!! (you should watch their show - treasure map!!)

why are so many of you being sent to korea ajshskdjkddh hopefully it’ll go well!! i’m sure you’ll smash it whatever

(also snap,, i have anxiety and depression as well😎 and idk i’m on holiday atm so i cant remember anything from school hahahahaha)

PET BIAS i also love daegal but bella takes the crown tbh,,, she’s so funny

GOOD NIGHT EGGY take care of yourself😠🤧😚

[lovesickallovermybed]

positive things that happened recently: I REACHED 300 FOLLOWERS ON LOVERDLX YEEHAW 🤠 also we finished watching indigo league! and I’m reading film and tv scripts part-time again finally. let’s goooo

WOW YOU DID THAT AND WE DID SO MUCH WE ARE BEING PRODUCTIVE!!!!!!!

send me some positive things that have happened to u recently

[afrobi-loves]

LONE STAR HOES!!!!! Let’s goooo!!! Yeehaw!!!🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠

That game and all these fucking commercials are taking up the time what the fuck?!?!?! HURRY UP!!!!!!!

Finally FUCK!!!

His dumbass put foil in the microwave...ngl that’s MY dumbass

They did that shit! We Stan!

Look at Grace, she’s soooo cute!

Oh no my guys no not already wtf

JSJAJAKHALSLE BITCH ITS TK!!!!!

HE’S SO FUCKING CUTE FUUYCKSJKD

They just gon stand there huh...

We love a supportive dad! Oh bitch I’m so happy!

Goddamn I just got Owen and here y’all go giving him cancer I-

Look at my baby he all happy and shit!

Heartbreak hours here we GoOoOoOo

That bitch said a meteorite

I’m glad Owen said sumn, cause I was like how is transferring a white man gonna help improve the diversity jsjsjskksjsjk

NOOOOO NOT MY BABY MAN FUCK THIS

[alpenglw]

🔪 let's goooo: 1, 6, 14, 26, 30.

yeehaw !! i’ll just give the rundown & a fun fact about each one :) (the numbers correspond to an alphabetical list of all of them btw, except for 30 which i randomised)

1 is alvina.. she’s kinda unique among my ocs bc her plot is basically a historical fiction of the irish rebellion of 1798 ! she’s out here saying “fuck you” to all the british dudes.. riding her farm horse into combat… all that ! a fun fact about her is that she’s half fae but i haven’t figured out exactly how to work this into her story yet !

6 is my gal emily– she was one of the first human characters i ever made, back in 2015 or so ! i kinda have 2 different universes with her, one that’s her own isolated story & one where she just lives w her loving gf belonging to @zirbunni :) her own story is essentially that her mom dies so she goes on a cross country quest to find the killer, making friends & shit along the way yeehaw !

14 is a dude named jake. jake is in the military but he (along w the next character) end up discovering some dirty truth about the war they’re fighting and defect w the rest of his squadron to make it right !! fun fact is he has a genuine jealous rivalry with a dog and the dog openly feels the same towards him

26 is stef, in the same story as jake. she’s p cool, she’s basically the nurse of the group but she’s also pretty handy in combat given her knowledge of anatomy !! tbh i haven’t developed her character much, so the best i can give in terms of fun facts is that she’s left handed :0

30 gave me martin. he’s an asshole with a heart of gold ! he’s a shifter (a rat specifically) and exists in a universe where some big civil war is brewing between shifters, some of which side with the Bad Guys™ and some with the rebellion. martin is a mercenary spy for the bad guys, and he’s tasked to spy on the rebels using his sneaky rodent skills. however he’s found out and forced to join the rebellion !! wild stuff ensues, big character arc, yada yada. fun fact is he’s a bitch