#so yeahhh uhhh i would die for him

[tamymew]

look at this beautiful idiot, this handsome piece of shit, this gorgeous motherfucker, this- (this absolute sexyman belongs to my bestie @deathsangel-eva btw <3)

[mad-hunts]

[stealthboy43]

The Long night arc: part 5

@limeinaltime @edibletrees2 @stealthboy43

Small recap

Weeks of planning has led up to this.

M.O.M has arrived to copper 9.

Uzi and N find themselves alone. The others are coming, but how long till they arrive?

Till then, they know what they have to do beforehand. They have to keep M.O.M busy..

So Uzi bassicly tells N to have a chat with M.O.M other a cup of tea. Lol.

N: A nice little chat, which may or may not end in attempted murder.

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“Hellooooo, I asked you a question.”

N blinked and was broken out of his trance. For a moment he forgot where he was, momentarily looking left and right in confusion, before he once again locked eyes with the drone, her three red velvet eyes glowing with an acute wickedness in them.

M.O.M stood at the blown-in entrance. Actually, scratch that, hovered would be more like it. There was the mechanical part of her body with a square screen acting as her head and her torso being a curved almost beetle-like structure. She had a total of 4 arms it looked like, two larger ones with freakishly large blades almost the length of her torso. Then there were the smaller arms that ended with scythe-like blades, not as large, but still enough to slice him in half. Then there was the rest of her body. Where the mechanical part ended, what started was this gross, gooey black substance that seemed to constantly shift inside, which gave M.O.M even more height by liting her mechanical body several feet off the ground, and also seemed to be the thing that gave her movement.

Truly the thing only nightmares could think of.

“AHEM. SROP IGNORING MY QUESTION”

“H-Huh? Ohhh uhhh..” N said awkwardly, not knowing what to say. What was he supposed to do, engage in casual conversation with M.O.M.

Wait, oh yeahhh that's exactly what I'm supposed to do…

He resisted the urge to look up to see how Uzi was doing. If he did, he feared M.O.M would catch his eye movement and look up as well, and like that their plan would fail.

Ok N, you got this! You got this…

N straightened up, putting his head high, then gave a salute before greeting M.O.M’

“H-hi! My name is serial designation N, nice to meet you!” He said politely with the best non-nervous-looking smile he could muster.

“Oh I don't care, go ahead and die.” Then M.O.M killed him.

At least, that's what N EXPECTED to happen. But instead, to his surprise, M.O.M took the greeting well.

“Oh yeah, N! I think I know you. Well, thank you for the greeting!” M.O.M then slithered into the warehouse, her black goo pushing her forward as she began making her way toward N.

It took everything N could muster to not run away, since one, it would ruin the plan, and 2, there was something inside him that said even if he did run, he wouldn't be able to get away at all.

“Ohhh what is this building anyway, it looks rather polished compared to the rest of the structures on this planet.”

M.O.M continued slithering her way to N as she kept talking, looking around the building with as much curiosity as a child at their first time at the aquarium.

Then she stopped right in front of N, towering over the disassembly drone and making him feel like an ant at the mercy of an elephant with blades.

“Not the chatty type are you… oh well, if you won't talk I might as well kill you now.” Then M.O.M began raising one of her freakishly large blades, and in a panic, N blurted out “WAIT WAIT WAIT, LETS LETS TALK ABOUT THIS!!”

“Ok,” M.O.M said, lowering her blade.

“So, what do you want to talk about?”

Wow, that worked?

“Uhhh…. Why do you want to kill us?”

“Oh yeah that! Well, it's really simple actually..” She then lowered herself so she was eye to eye with N, forming a black tentacle and using it as a headrest.

“You are just inferior. That is, you were made by humans.”

“Uhm.. that's it?”

“Well simplified, yup. Course there could be other reasons if you look deep enough, I just want to kill all of you because you are just so human…” That last bit with the word human had a bit of a growl hidden into it.

“Just look at you.. Humanoid appearance, facial expressions and just regular human features… and of course there are your emotions…”

“Your just so human.. Human human HUMAN HUMAN HUMANHUMANHUMAAAANNNNNSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!”

M.O.M suddenly stood at her normal height once again towing over N, then began to visually slash at her own face and back with her blades, cracking her screen and creating deep gashes in her plating, her words deforming and switching from robotic to the screeches of a child throwing a temper tantrum.

“I JUST HATE YOU N, I HATE YOU AND THE REST OF YOUR KIND!!!!! OH JUST DIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEIIEIDIEDIEDIEidiedeiidiiiiiiiii……”

And then she stopped the face screen went black and she stopped moving, the cracks and gashes she made already beginning to heal. And suddenly she looked…vulnerable? But N didn't even entertain the idea of attacking her. There was absolutely no way he was going to risk attacking.

And as soon as she blinked away, she blinked back.

(Windows XP power-up sound)

BLINK

“Ah sorry about that N. emotions just got to me again!”

“But now that I'm calm, I realize I'm in a hurry, so now I have to kill you!”

“W-Wait, before we do that could we-!”

“Nope, I'm in a hurry, I have a couple thousand more drones to exterminate.”

Once again, M.O.M raised her blade, this time not stopping and putting it high above her head.

“Though just for you, I'll make it painless. Goodby N, it was nice talking to you.”

N looked up at M.O.M with fear. He wanted to run, but his feet just wouldn't budge.

UZI, ITS NOW OR NEVER!!!!

THUMP

As if on cue, the sound of boots hitting the ground caused M.O.M. to turn her head. And there was Uzi, gun raised, one eye closed, aimed directly at M.O.M

“N, MOVE!” She yelled.

N quickly unsheathed his wings and at the same time, M.O.M turned back to him and realizing she had been tricked, slammed her blade where N stood. The concrete ground shook making Uzi stumble a bit, and sending rubble flying in all directions.

But N had already jumped in the air and avoided the swing, and as M.O.M once again turned her head and made eye contact with N once again, Uzi had pulled the trigger and the room was filled with a blinding green light.

Uzi: A close call; the battle begins.

When the light went away, Uzi lowered her gun and looked where M.O.M and N had been. But she could see since the blast had churned up a cloud of dust.

“N! Are you Ok!?” She called out.

Nothing.

Did I miss, did I hit N!?

“You little BITCH!!” Her mechanical heart skipped a beat as the familiar sound of a deformed voice filled the room once again.

Soon after, the dust cleared just enough to show the shape of M.O.M completely unscathed, no so much as a scratch or dent.

She had crossed her arms with the blades in front of her to shield her.

Did her blades really block that entire blast!?

Then, M.O.M lowered her blades to show her face. Her red eyes were glitching which Uzi could discern only meant one thing.

She was pissed.

“Oh Im gonna slash open your body and enjoy watching your wires spill out…” She said menacingly.

The next few seconds felt like slow motion.

Uzi felt arms wrap around her and pull her backward, knocking the wind out of her. Usually, this would get her quiet annoyed, but she was too distracted by the sharp tip of a scythe barely missing her face to notice.

Uzi didn't need to look up to see who it was, she already knew it was N who had saved her.

“You good??” he asked.

“Y-yeah..”

But what just happened?

Looking forward, M.O.M was the exact same spot as before as before. No closer no farther, a good 20 meters away.

How in the world did she attack from that distance!?

***

Next part will come soon…

Now enjoy this doodle.

[after-nine-at-the-oasis]

Okay cool cool

Honey why can't you just wait longer :((

Oop-

Oh no that sucks DD:

Yeah that must be awful I'm sorry Izzy :((

Awww Tommy :'))

Are you sure you're not too busy honey DD:?

Okay, if you say so :'))

Aww her and Nancy saying hi 🥰

Yeahhh that's what I was thinking

??? Girl you better not be going on shift

GIRL

I know you did not 😑😑

You've got that, the party, and sewing?? Honey no D:

TOMMYYY 😭

Okay that I can see why but :(((

Though also, your daughters kinda deserve to know but I can see why you wouldn't

Not because they have too much on their plate necessarily but because you're they're mom

Hon :((

She better start taking care of herself soon 😭

Ope?

Ohh noo

Hi Wyatt :))!

Oh no DD:

Crappp

Honey don't do it :((

Oh no 😭😭🥺 that's awful :'((

I'm so sorry honey <333

Oh gosh 😭😭😭😭🥺💔 that's so sad, I'm sorry honey :'((

Wyatt gets it :'(( 🥺😭❤️

Come onnn y'all come on D:

Aww honey I'm sorry 😭😭🥺

But you can find people

HONEY NO

Yes just listen to him D:

Maybe but he cares honey, and he gets it

Okay okay-

Thank goodness 😭

Oh yeah and he relates to his dream getting stopped too :'O DD':

He found a new dream, a new passion, and he has a great life <33

And a purpose

It'll be okay <33

PHEW THANK GOODNESS :'DD

Ohhh no she's gonna slip isn't she-

YUP 😭😭😬💔

Ohh nooo

That poor girl 😭😭🥺

She doesn't wanna die D:

Come on come on come onnn

NOOO

OH P H E W

Hallelujah 😭😭❤️ thank goodness :'))

That's good <33

Aww :'))

Yeah :'DD 🥺❤️

Aww :'))

Yeah <333

Poor Wyatt, that must have been an emotional call, for him especially

You did great honey <333

Oop hi guys :D!

AAHHH look at them 🥰

CARLOS THE HAT

That's crazy lol

I mean it does look nice, he's eating :D

But like, my guy. . . you're inside. . .

He's really accepted the cowboy hat thing lol

Awww Jonah :DD

Ahhh she's the nanny, cool :)

We love a person who appreciates what their nanny does

LOL

Okayy okay

Owen doesn't seem happy but why would he be xD

I just mean it's Enzo and he's telling a story, of course Owen's not happy lol

Waittt that's TK isn't it :DD

YEEPPPPP

AWWWWW STOPPP THAT'S SO CUTE 😭😭🥰🥰🥰🥺

Carlos must be loving this lol

Uh ohhh noo Owennn

Awww :'))

That's sweet <3

AWWWW STOPPP I LOVE THEM SO MUCH

He's gonna let him win :'p

Yeeeahh

Aww cute 🥰🥰

Awww yeah 🥺🥺

She would love it :')

And be wary of it lol

Ohhh noo don't ask Carlos 😭😬 xD

Ope

Oh gosh xD

Opee dang o.o

Okay but that's all in the past :'))

Carlos

CARLOS NO

CARLOS WHY 😭😭

Ohh noo

Crappp xdd

Let's just leave it be :'))

Yep

DANG IT

Ohhh noo

CARLOS

TK's so done xD

Okay y'all xd

Uhh ohhh

Okay yep so let go now Owen

Take the high road etc :))

Uhhh ohhhh

Ohhhh nooooo-

OH C R A P O.O

OHHHH NOO

That's not good 😳😳😳😬😬

Owen don't dig yourself a deeper hole xd-

OH HOLY C R A P O.O

Well luckily TK is a paramedic xd

Aww yeah but he's in shock D': it's hard when it's personal :((

Carlos having to do it because it's personal for TK :'(( that's so rough D':

Gosh :((( <3

[forgottenronan]

skdljfajkdskjfsdf yeah i deF see where that would NOT be uhhh appealing lakjsdfkjdsf puts a bit of a damper on the fun of the relationship laksjdfakjdsf

lkdsjflkjasdf yeah tbh i doubt cillian has mentioned having a brother just bc...i don't think lord ormond the real and true had any??? at least...any living ones lajksdfkjsdf bc cillian def thinks he can get away w this so yeah ithink his ownly family was his uncle/rival who he maaaay have characterized as having a few of both ronan and cassimir's more irritating traits hahahaha but short of that, yeah i doubt it hahaha

ommmgggg au in which cillian foolishly ~did mention he had a brother and she makes it her mission to meet his bro and ends up finding out that the person in question is a wanted rebel who literally lives in the woods kdsljfajkldsjfksdf SHOCKING!!!!!! might raise some red flags too!!! lkasjdfkjdsf

ooooh yassssss i feel like, depending how that goes down, there're allll sorts of ways we could play w that and i feel like all of them are interesting so yasss!!! that will def be fun!!!! but yeah i agree until that time idk how much interactiong they'll have, except maybe they run into e/o when he's sneaking out of malconaire from telling eithne NOT to marry cassimir? that's the only thing that comes to mind in terms of smth we could do w them in the mean time ljasdfjksdf idk if he'd know who she is, but if he does he'd have to have a lil debate w himself whether to capture her, to kill her, or to just...let her walk away!!! alskjdfkjds

tho that could also be smth we play w down the line, too, bc it could also be a situation where cillian has to talk him down bc i do think he'd try to use her as a bargaining chip to lure the other varmonts to their dooms and ofc roderick would respond by putting all of malconaire to the sword and threatening to keep doing that until his daughter was surrendered to him and #yikes this could def be one of the times cillian is like LETS NOTTTT, cassandra doesn't deserve this,and even if she did ppl will die who we mean to protect, Pls give her to me, ill take her safelyhome and we'll all just agree to pretend that none of this ever happened and yeahhh this would def lead to a HUGE row between the brothers and alksdjfkldsjf (altho he could meet her now and let her go and then meet her later and grab her if we wanted to persue that? idk llksdfjasdf)

Yes, to answer your question, he does! Cillian uses Lord Ormond to feed info to the resistance so I imagine they all know? But at the v least Ronan and Ciara (since she’s a fellow spy etc) know

OOC | Ronan & Cassandra

fun fact! ur not!bf's big brother wants to kill you </3 #datingproblems

lkasdjfkldjsf hi, so, cassandra has never hurt a fly but ronan is convinced she is evil and needs to go! i do think he's a touch less vitriolic abt the varmont women (including the queens even tho amira might literally be the worst of alllll the varmonts slfkjaksldjfkjsf but here we are) bc i think he is aware that women in the varmont empire have less agency so he doesn't blame them for anything, and he frankly feels terrible for them and believes they're just pawns, but he does believe that no matter what they have to die bc as long as roderick's kids survive, so does a vestige of his evil empire and that must be smashed no matter what so yeahhhh

i do think he'd try to make her death as quick and painless as possible, but he does def want her dead sooooo that's fun lkajsdfkjdsf

[bakusdumptruck]

Bakusquad Crack Post

Sup bitches 🤩how’s your day been? hope its been good! Anywayyy i was listening to a “Rolling joints with Sero Hanta” playlist and this popped up in my mind sooo here’s a little Bakusquad scenario 😏

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Pairing: aged up Bakusquad x GN Y/n

Warnings: Use of marijuana, swearing, injuries

Summary: A smoke session with the babes turned into a chaotic mess 

Ights sluts lets get into it 😈

Sero Hanta is the stoner of the group. Period. 

He taught everyone how to roll up just incase he was too high to function and wanted to smoke more

One night he texted the gc asking if everyone wanted to have a smoke sesh before they had to study for exams 

You all agreed and went over to his dorm together

All except Bakugou.

He called all of you “idiots” and “dumbasses” for getting faded before studying, but all Sero had to say for him to come was

“Ight bakubro, if you can’t handle it you could’ve said that instead of making excuses 🤷🏻‍♂️”

Bakugou showed up within 5 minutes.

Once everyone was together, tape boy had everything set up

There were 4 joints lined up, hella snacks, drinks, video games, and movies

He even had the LED a n d Galaxy lights on

Lordy it was gonna be a long ass night

NOW ON TO THE FIRST ROTATION 🤩

You know how I said Sero is the stoner? yup uhuh he got the MF GAS.

The rotation was Bakugou, Kiri, You, Mina, Denki, then Sero

You all have a high tolerance so after you saw Bakugou coughing up a fucking lung, yall knew you were in trouble

Everyone coughed... except Sero. He just busted a lung laughing💀

So the joint is finished and you’re all feeling fuzzy

yes you’re high, BUT its not enough to get you guys staring at the wall thinking about space and aliens

Just high enough where time is slowed down and your body feels light

Denki randomly shouted to play video games and everyone agreed

Guess what you’re playing 👀

Ju-on. The fucking grudge game. 

Why did Denki choose this game? oh he just wanted to see if it’d be a scarier experience if you’re all faded

It was 😃

Kiri volunteered to play the first stage to show off his Manliness 😤

So there he goes walking into the abandoned building 

yall know how you can use another wii remote to trigger jumpscares? 

yeahhhh Kiri didn’t know about it... and Bakugou was in charge of that

Everyone was chillin, lowkey feeling at edge to prepare themselves for anything about to pop up

Here comes the scene where he opens the door and scary bitch is on the other side waiting to grab him 

K: “Uhhhh this doesn’t feel right... am I supposed to go this way?

B: “No shit dumbass, its telling you go that way isn’t it? What are you scared or something 😏 I thought you were too manly for this game”

K: “I-I’m not scared... just making s-sure.”

M: “Hehe you’re stuttering kiri”

K: “...I’m just cold”

Right before he grabbed the door handle (I kinda forgot how the game went oops 😅) bakubitch tiggered a jumpscare

K: “Okay here I g- what the fuck 😃”

It didn’t work.

K: “Oh that wasn’t too bad! The games gonna have to try harder if it wants to scare m- JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHAT THE HELL IS THAT”

Scary bitch popped up outta no where and grabbed him

S: “DUDE FUCKING RUN AWAY”

Y/N: “KIRI THE BITCH IS RIGHT THERE WHY AREN’T YOU DOING ANYTHING”

K: “FUCK- CAN’T YOU SEE IM TRYING”

B: “BITCH SHAKE THE CONTROLLER. YOU HAVE TO SHAKE THE CONTROLLER”

K: “AHSJHS WHY ISN’T SHE LETTING GO”

D: “I-IT”S TELLING YOU HOW TO SHAKE IT. GO LEFT, NO NOW RI-”

Kiri accidentally punched Denki in the face 🙃

All: “...whAT THE FUCK AHAHAHSHAH”

yeahhh so thats how the game ended 😭

Denki was laying on the floor staring at the ceiling wondering what the hell just happened and why everyone was laughing at him

D: *in his head* “I just got punched square in the face 😃 and they’re laughing at me 😃 This is fine. 😃”

K: “B-bro are you okay 😭 iM sorry AHAsh its- its just everyone was screaming and AhahhAHAHA IM SORRY 😭”

Sero let him start the second rotation as an apology for laughing instead of checking up on him 

Honestly yall don’t know if you can go on to the third

Everyone was hella faded at this point

Eyes red, dry mouths, and hungry stomachs

Mina ordered TacoBell knowing everyone was gonna want to eat more than the snacks and you all sat on the floor munching away

You all started talking about stupid stuff:

S: “So like... what happens when we get scared half to death twice”

M: “👁👄👁”

B: “👁👄👁”

D: “👁👄👁”

Y: “👁👄👁”

K: “👁👄👁”

D: “I’ve been scared half to death multiple times... im fucking immortal.”

After a few more high conversations Mina suggests to make tiktoks 

Have yall seen the tiktok where Mina and Y/n do the trend where they wink at the camera and all the boys are watching and Baku comes up to kiss Y/n? 

yup you do that BUT

When Bakugou grabbed your cheeks and went in for the kiss he missed and fell flat on his face 💀

*Cue everyone falling on their asses crying*

Best believe the tiktok went viral 🤩

After the third joint yall decided that the room was too suffocating and went out for a walk 

It didn’t seem like a bad idea... until you all got outside

Denki and Sero were singing “Milkshake” at the top of their lungs while wall twerking on the trees

Kiri and Bakugo were racing to see who’s the fastest but kept tripping over their own feet

You and Mina were recording everything those dumbasses were doing.

All of a sudden yall found yourselves in a clear area a bit far from the dorms

Bakugou laid in the grass staring up at the stars and you all joined getting into a little cuddle pile

At this point the effects of the joints hit at once and everyone was out of their heads

They felt like their spirits were floating out of their bodies

*BOOM*

M: “...did you guys hear that”

All: “yes”

M: “should we go check it out?”

B: “Hell yeah. What if it’s a villain? I bet I can beat their ass in less than a second”

Y: “First, thats literally impossible. Second, We can barely fucking move. How do you expect us to fight a villain 🙂”

A Nomu popped up in front of you

D: “Uhhh aye Bakubro... you think you can beat his ass in less than a second?”

B: “FUCK YEAH WATCH THIS YOU FUCKING EXTRAS.”

...

HE FUCKING MISSED Nomu: “ERRHSJAKFjhuSGHD”

Y/n: *shoots up on their feet then falls over immediately* “DAMNIT I CAN’T STAND UP STRAIGHT WHAT DO WE DO”

Everyone started to use their quirks

Sero shot tape to the nomu

Denki sent 1 millions volts

Mina just kept shooting acid out

Kiri hardened up and threw punches like his life depend on it

Bakugou was screaming “die” and kept exploding shit

and You were also using your quirk to the best of your ability

K: *heavy breathing* “guys... i think we got it”

B: “Ofc we did... we literally went bat shit crazy on it”

When the smoke cleared it was still standing in front of you guys... unharmed...

AND IT MULTIPLIED

K: “😶RUN AWAY”

you all started running back to the dorms

well, tried running back to the dorms

Everyone was bumping into each other and tripping

S: “WE’RE GONNA DIE”

Y/n: “WE’RE NOT GONNA DIE JUST KEEP RUNNING... FUCK THEY’RE GETTING CLOSER

Denki ended up facetiming Aizawa in hopes that he would help

A: “Denki, its 4am what do you w-”

D: “SENSEIIII NOMUS ARE CHASING US. SEND HELP.

A: “Why are you guys out of the dorms? aND WHY ARE YOU CALLING ME USE YOUR QUIRKS. YOU HAVE YOUR HEROS LICENSE FOR A REASoN”

D: “WE TRIED. WE MISSED AND IT MULTIPLIED. WE’RE ALSO HIGH AS FUCK BUT WE’RE NOT GONNA TALK ABOUT THAT”

A: “... did you say you were high?”

D: “IRRELEVANT. SENSEI WE’RE GONNA DI-”

The nomu caught him.

A: “Denki... Kaminari... hello?... *sigh* you guys are gonna be the death of me.”

You all ended up getting knocked out by the nomus and taken to the League of Villains hideout 

B: “...Never thought i’d be here again”

S: “ I still have the last joint in my pocket... ya’ll wanna smoke?”

Dabi and Shiggy stared at him like he was crazy but agreed anyway 🤪who’s gonna pass up a free joint? not them. 

So everyone got high again and chilled until the Pro Hero’s saved your asses :)

Oh and also don’t think Aizawa let you guys off the hook. 

You all got house arrest and extra BRUTAL lessons for the next 2 months 

The End :)

Yeahhh idk what this was but I hope you all enjoyed it!! I really wanted to write something angsty but as I was writing I couldn’t take myself seriously and ended up making jokes 😭

[monotonous-minutia]

Benvenuto Cellini in 300 lines or fewer

for the lovely and incredibly patient @notyouraveragejulie, as requested! Happy Cellini-versary! took me long enough, but decided to get it done today to honor the occasion :)

Act I Scene I

Balducci’s house

Balducci: Teresa what are you doing looking out the window I told you never to look out the window. Besides I need you to listen to my rant. Can you BELIEVE what the Pope has just told me? He’s hired that delinquent Cellini to make his new statue instead of Fieramosca. I just can’t wrap my head around it.

Teresa: Maybe you could if it wasn’t so big.

Balducci: What?

Teresa: Nothing.

(Balducci exits)

Teresa: Ugh FINALLY I hate listening to his rants. )goes back to look out the window)

Masqueraders outside: LALALALA IT’S CARNIVAL THE BEST TIME OF THE YEAR

(Balducci comes back and sees Teresa at the window)

Balducci: TERESA WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT STAYING AWAY FROM THE WINDOW what is even going on down there? I bet it’s that Cellini whipping everyone into a frenzy. Ugh, Carnival. (exits again)

Teresa: (goes to the window and is immediately showered with flowers) I don’t care what my dad says, hanging out by the window is fun. I love flowers. Oh hey, a note from Cellini! What? He’s coming here? Oh, that’ll be risky. But hey, dad’s out of the house, what could go wrong? Y’know, it’s kinda hard, dealing with all this—feeling like I have to listen to my dad, but wanting to indulge in the affections of my beloved. When I’m older, old like my parents, maybe I’ll be responsible, but right now I’m young, and I deserve to have some fun! Girls just wanna have fun!

Cellini: (appearing at the window) TERESA MY BELOVED

Teresa: Cellini, I love you, but it’s too dangerous for you to be here. What if my dad catches us?

Cellini: But look, it’s carnival, and it’s so gay! And I mean that like happy, but y’know, it’s pretty gay too. Besides, I love you. Why do you turn me away?

Teresa: Well, I just got done singing this empowering feminist aria, but unfortunately reality hits and I remember that it’s 1532 and I basically have no rights, so it’s best for you to forget me and move on.

Fieramosca: (sneaking in carrying a huge bouquet) The best way to a woman’s heart is with a cool sneak-in plan and a bunch of flowers. Hang on, is that Cellini talking to my Teresa?

Cellini: How am I supposed to just leave you behind? Let you be forced into the arms of that Fieramosca?

Teresa: I’d rather die than marry Fieramosca!

Fieramosca: …I just came here to have a good time and I’m honestly feeling so attacked right now.

Cellini: Okay, so, how about this: Come to the new opera Cassandro is presenting tomorrow night. While your dad is distracted, my apprentice and I will sneak over disguised as friars and spirit you away! We’ll go to Florence and live happily ever after! Nothing could possibly go wrong!

Fieramosca: Hmm, interesting plan. It would be a shame if someone were to...interfere.

Teresa: Sounds foolproof. But hang on, my dad is coming back. You have to hide!

(Cellini hides behind the door. Fieramosca hides in Teresa’s bedroom. Balducci somes back.)

Balducci: Teresa, what are you up to? Are you talking to people? How many times do I have to remind you that you’re not allowed to have a life?

Teresa: (distracting him so Cellini can sneak out) DAD THERE’S A MAN IN MY BEDROOM

Balducci: What??? Let me see!

(Balducci goes into Teresa's bedroom and comes out dragging Fieramosca) I can’t believe this! This is so inappropriate, Fieramosca, how dare you?

Fieramosca: No, wait, let me explain! I just came to visit! Cellini is the real rascal!

Teresa: Oh the poor man is raving mad.

Balducci: I will not stand for this! Servants, come here! Let’s teach this seducer a lesson!

Servants: OH YEAAAHHHHH LET’S STICK HIM IN THE FOUNTAIN

Fieramosca: NO WAIT

Teresa: This is the best thing ever.

Act I Scene II

Piazza Colonna

Cellini: I can’t wait to elope with Teresa!

(A bunch of Cellini’s friends and students come in)

Chorus: LALALALALA LET’S GET SLOSHED

Cellini: Yes, but for god’s sake none of those ridiculous drinking songs. Let’s sing about the glory of metal-workers!

Everyone: YEAH GLORY TO THE METAL-WORKERS!! WE’RE THE BEST WE WORK WITH METAL THAT SPARKLES LIKE JEWELS AND RIPPLES LIKE FLOWERS AND IS MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN BOTH OF THOSE PUT TOGETHER

Bernardino: Alright folks, let’s drink up!

Innkeeper: Sorry lads, not until you pay your tab.

Cellini: Okay who’s got the cash? …nobody? Well this is a nice little pickle we’ve gotten ourselves into.

Ascanio: (enters carrying a bag of money) ASCANIO TO THE RESCUE

Everybody: YEAHHH VIVA ASCANIO

Ascanio: Okay hold your horses folks, before you spend this money, you have to realize where it’s coming from. It’s a down payment on that statue you’re supposed to build. Cellini, remember you promised the Pope you’d make that statue?

Cellini: Ugh, don’t remind me.

Ascanio: It’s literally my job to remind you.

Cellini: Fiiiiine I promise I’ll finish the statue.

Ascanio: Okay, cool. Here’s the money.

Cellini: Here you go, you troublesome little man, now give us our drinks.

(He gives the Innkeeper the money.)

Cellini: Okay, now that we all have had our libations, let’s talk revenge. You know that guy Balducci who’s always disrespecting me and trying to keep me away from my girlfriend? Well, I have a plan for Carnival where we can humiliate him in front of everyone as payback!

Everyone else: Sounds like a great time! We’re in.

Everyone: Yeah!! A curse on that guy! And while you’re at it, honor to the metal-workers again!!

Ascanio: That’s such a bop where’d it come from?

Cellini: We made it up while you were gone.

Ascanio: I always miss the fun stuff.

(they all leave to get ready; Fieramosca, who was eavesdropping, comes out into the open)

Fieramosca: Ugh, look at them all, plotting against my future!

Pompeo: (entering) Hey boo! What's with the long face?

Fieramosca: Alas, Pompeo, my only friend! What a week it's been! First off, I got an impromptu and very much unwanted bath at Balducci’s yesterday. And as if that weren’t enough, now Cellini and his apprentice are going to abduct my girl!

Pompeo: That’s actually not a bad idea.

Fieramosca: What do you mean?? You want him to steal Teresa from me?

Pompeo: No, the getting in disguise and abducting her part! Why don’t WE just don those same disguises and get her ourselves?

Fieramosca: Ohhh, I get it! What a great idea! Although I must admit, I am a little scared of what Cellini might do if he catches me in the act.

Pompeo: What you think he’s actually going to stab somebody? Here, let’s practice sword fighting so you’re prepared if he does try to pull anything funny.

Fieramosca: Good idea! (they practice sword fighting) HA LOOK AT ME, WHO WOULD EVER DARE CHALLENGE ME, ALL Y’ALL PEASANTS GET OUT OF MY WAY, I’M THE ROUGHEST TOUGHEST GUY YOU EVER DID SEE. Oh, Teresa, I wish you could know just how much my heart burns for you! I’ll be damned if I let that rascal Cellini come between us.

(They leave to get ready. Balducci enters with Teresa as the Piazza begins to fill with people)

Balducci: Well, Teresa, I hope you’re happy. I’ve decided to suffer through this vulgar comedy so you can stop nagging me about not letting you go to Carnival.

Teresa: I’ll never forget your sacrifice, dad. (Come to think, it DOES make me feel a little guilty to be running away from home...is it fair to leave him all by himself?)

Cellini and Ascanio: (dressed as monks) Quickly and quietly, let’s get down to business! The plot is about to start!

Chorus or Troupers: COME, GOOD PEOPLE OF ROME!! COME AND SEE OUR SHOW!!

People: THIS IS SO MUCH FUN CARNIVAL IS AWESOME

Troupers: Let the show begin! (They start a pantomime featuring a parody of Balducci and the Pope)

Balducci: What fresh nonsense is this?

Teresa: Uhhh maybe we should go?

People: SHUT UP AND WATCH THE SHOW

Balducci: You know what? I’m going to suffer through this whole thing and then go tell the Pope how you’re all mocking him! Because he and I talk all the time I guess.

People: WE SAID SHUT UP JUST WATCH THE SHOW

Cellini: Ascanio, can you see Teresa?

Ascanio: Nope but I see someone else trying to interfere with our plans!

People: HAHAHA WATCH THE SHOW THIS IS SO FUNNY LOOK AT HARLEQUIN LOOK AT THE OLD MAN HAHAHA

Balducci: I’M GOING TO TELL ON ALL OF YOU

Teresa: Dad, stop, you’re just riling them up!

Balducci: THAT’S IT I’VE HAD ENOUGH COME GET A TASTE OF MY WRATH (he runs onstage wielding his cane)

People: HAHAHA THIS JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER

Fieramosca: Come on, Pompeo, let’s sneak over and grab Teresa!

Cellini: Come on, Ascanio, let’s sneak over and grab Teresa!

Fieramosca: Teresa, it’s me! Come with me!

Cellini: Teresa, it’s me! Come with me!

Teresa: ??? I don’t know who is who!

Cellini: Come with me!

Fieramosca: Come with me!

Teresa: You know, when I imagined myself falling in love, I never thought I’d have two fake monks vying for my attention.

Ascanio: WE’VE BEEN HAD YOU WON’T GET AWAY WITH THIS (starts chasing Fieramosca)

Cellini: Get out of my way! Cut it out! (He and Pompeo fight; Cellini stabs Pompeo.)

Pompeo: Oh, I’m dead! (He dies.)

People: OMG SOMEBODY DIED CALL 911 I CAN’T BELIEVE A MONK JUST KILLED A GUY WHAT KIND OF WORLD DO WE LIVE IN

Fieramosca: OMG I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU JUST KILLED MY BOYFRIEND

Teresa: OMG CELLINI

Balducci: OMG A DEAD MAN TERESA WHERE ARE YOU

Cellini: OMG I’M REALLY IN TROUBLE NOW

Ascanio: Well, that happened.

(General chaos ensues; Cellini’s students help him escape. Amidst the mayhem Balducci bumps into Fieramosca, and, thanks to his white monk costume, mistakes him for the murderer)

Balducci: I FOUND HIM I FOUND THE MURDERER

Fieramosca: ...are you telling me this is the second time in as many days I’m being accused of something that Cellini did?

Ascanio: Come on, Teresa, let’s get out of here!

Teresa: You don’t have to tell me twice! (They both run off.)

Act II Scene I

Cellini’s workshop

Teresa: Oh my gosh what a catastrophe! I hope Cellini is okay!

Ascanio: Have faith! My master is not one to let a silly little murder accusation get him down. I mean, he did actually kill the guy, but I’m sure it will all work itself out. Have faith!

Teresa: Let’s pray for his safe return! (She and Ascanio sing a very pretty prayer; Cellini busts into the workshop)

Cellini: HONEY I’M HOME

Teresa and Ascanio: OMG YAYY YOU’RE ALIVE

Cellini: It was a close call! Everyone was running after me with daggers and calling out for my blood! I thought for sure I was done for, but I managed to evade the crowd and find a place to hide, but passed clean out in the process. It was just my fortune that as I came to my senses, as group of white monks were walking past! I joined their procession and no one was the wiser. God led them right to you!

Teresa: OMG that’s such a harrowing adventure! I’ve got goosebumps.

Ascanio: And you’re sure this is 100% accurate, with no embellishments?

Cellini: What do you take me for? Now, come on, we’ve got to get out of here before they come after us again.

Ascanio: Whoops, they’re already here.

Balducci: Cellini, you scoundrel, abductor, murderer, and general all-around-annoying person! Relinquish my daughter. It’s time for her to unite with her husband, Fieramosca.

Cellini: OVER MY DEAD BODY

Ascanio: Don’t give them any ideas!

Balducci: Come on, Fieramosca, claim your bride!

Teresa: DAD NOOOOO

Fieramosca: Uh...I don’t want to cause a scene…

(The Pope enters with his retinue)

Everybody: OH SHI--OH DEAR IT’S THE POPE

Pope: Rise, rise, my children! Relish in my holiness, but don’t hurt yourselves.

Balducci and Fieramosca: Oh your Holiness, please grant us your assistance! That rascal Cellini has tarnished Teresa’s honor.

Cellini: Come on, I think that’s a bit of an exaggeration.

Pope: Well well, well, Cellini, this isn’t the first time you’ve gotten in trouble with me, is it? For example, where’s my statue? The one I commissioned you to make?

Cellini: Well...it’s not quite done yet.

Pope: Are you saying I should find someone else to cast the statue instead?

Cellini: WHAT?? HOW DARE YOU!! SOMEONE ELSE CAST M STATUE?? I’D RATHER DIE THAN SEE SOME AMETURE DARE TO PUT THEIR GRUBBY LITTLE FINGERS ON MY MASTERWORK

Everyone else: Are you seriously yelling at the Pope????

Pope: Arrest this man!

Cellini: YOU ARREST ME AND I WILL DESTROY THIS MODEL RIGHT HERE THEN NO ONE WILL BE ABLE TO FINISH THE STATUE! NOBODY!! NOBODY!!

Pope: How dare you threaten me? What’s it going to take to calm you down?

Cellini: I want full forgiveness for all my crimes up till this point. Wipe my record clean.

Pope: Fine, fine.

Cellini: ALSO I want Teresa.

Balducci and Fieramosca: WHAT??? Your Holiness can’t possibly be considering this.

Cellini: I ALSO want more time to finish the statue.

Pope: …you know my weakness for art; fine, fine, I can’t really say no.

Balducci and Fieramosca: What audacity! But we’ll see who has the last laugh.

Teresa: Oh, what a fateful day!

Ascanio: Look at my master, he’s so clever and devious!

Pope: Okay, Cellini, here’s the deal. Finish the statue by tomorrow, and you’ll get all that you asked for. If you can’t finish it in time, you’ll be hanged.

Cellini: Fine!

Balducci and Fieramosca: He’s on the brink of ruin! We’ll see who wins this one!

Teresa: He’s doomed, alas! There’s nothing left for me in this world! Luckily I'm not going to end my life based on this notion like most operatic heroines, but I still feel dread in my heart!

Cellini: I’ve got to win this!

Ascanio: Come one boss you’re the best you got this!!!!

Act II Scene II

Cellini’s Foundry

Ascanio: TRALALALALALA….idk what I’m feeling...I’m happy, then I’m sad, then I’m crying, then I’m laughing, then I’m singing! Must be the hormones. Or the stress...our little bronze boy is finally getting finished today! But there’s a lot on the line. On one hand, I’m all scared that we’ll fail and my poor master will be hanged; on the other hand I can’t help laughing over how ridiculous the whole situation is...I mean, did you SEE the way my master stood up to the Pope?? Anyway, I better start getting ready. Tralalala! (He exits)

Cellini: What have I gotten myself into? How did I expect to finish this statue on time? All of Rome has its eyes on me

Ascanio: *Hamilton chorus voice* history has its eyes on youuuu

Cellini: What?

Ascanio: Nothing. I’m not here.

Cellini: Ah, why can’t I be a simple shepherd, whiling my life peacefully away in the mountains?

Chorus outside: Oooh!! here’s a grim old sea shanty

Cellini: I wish they’d stop! Nothing good ever happens when they sing that song!

Ascanio: (coming back) Not that song again!

Cellini: Take heart! We’re like sailors ourselves, but our sea is made of metal! Let’s get to work!

Fieramosca: NOT SO FAST!! I demand justice! Cellini, I challenge you to a duel! No need for all those sword-fighting lessons to go to waste.

Cellini: Someone finally grew a pair, eh? Fine, let’s duel right here.

Fieramosca: Not here! If I kill you in your own place, I’m a murderer. Meet me behind St. Anthony’s cloister.

Cellini: I’ll see you there!

(Fieramosca leaves; Teresa enters)

Ascanio: Here’s your sword, boss!

Teresa: Omg Cellini are you going to a duel??

Cellini: Relax, it’s just Fieramosca. (exit with Ascanio.)

Teresa: What if it’s an ambush????

Cellini���s workers (storming in) THAT’S IT WE’RE GOING ON STRIKE THESE WORKING CONDITIONS SUCK

Teresa: Oh heavens! What’s this ruckus? Come on, folks, just wait for Cellini to come back and talk about it!

Workers: NOPE WE’RE OUTTA HERE

(Fieramosca walks in)

Teresa: OMG FIERAMOSCA IS BACK WITHOUT CELLINI THAT MEANS CELLINI IS DEAD HE KILLED CELLINI (faints)

Workers: YOU KILLED OUR BOSS???

Fieramosca: What? No! Geez, this really is not my week. I’m just here to offer you the raise Cellini won’t give you.

Workers: NOPE WE’RE LOYAL TO CELLINI FORGET WHAT WE JUST SAID GET OUTTA HERE YOU RASCAL

Cellini: (coming back) What’s going on?

Teresa: (awake) OMG YOU’RE ALIVE

Cellini: ...was that ever in question? Oh, hey, Fieramosca, you’re just in time to help build the statue! Here’s an apron, get to work.

Fieramosca: What? I--

Everyone else: Get to work, or you’ll be taking another impromptu bath, but this time it’ll be in a sea of molten metal!

Fieramosca: YIKES! Okay, lead the way.

Everyone: COME ON LADS LET’S GET TO WORK

(the workers and Fieramosca head to the forge. Balducci enters with the Pope.)

Balducci: Teresa! What are you doing here?

Teresa: Uh, funny story.

Pope: So, Cellini, is my statue done yet?

Cellini: Nope, but it will be very soon.

Balducci: We’ll see about that.

Pope: You better be right.

Fieramosca: (running in) We need more metal for the statue!

Cellini: What, are you messing up my statue?? Let me go see (he runs to the forge)

Balducci: Fieramosca? What are you doing wearing an apron?

Fieramosca: Would you believe me if I said I got a new job?

Cellini: (coming back) Haha nothing to see here! Everything is going according to plan! We just need a bit more metal, that’s all, no biggie.

Workers: Just one problem: There is no more metal. And the fire’s going out. If we don’t get more metal in there quick, the whole thing will be ruined!

Balducci: Well, well, well, looks like I’m winning!

Cellini: NO THIS IS NOT THE END I REFUSE TO GIVE UP! Everyone, just grab anything metal and throw it in there!

Workers: What?? Even all your old work?

Cellini: I SAID EVERYTHING DIDN’T I

(Cellini, the workers, and Ascanio all start grabbing metal things and throwing them into the furnace)

Teresa: I can’t handle this stress!!

Pope: I can’t believe the nerve of this guy! Is it possible he could actually succeed?

(An explosion comes from the forge)

Cellini: OMG THIS IS IT I’M DONE FOR

Workers: WOOHOO WE DID IT LONG LIVE CELLINI

Cellini: We did it??

Workers: VICTORY! VICTORY!! LOOK AT THE STATUE ISN'T IT AMAZING

Fieramosca: CELLINI WE DID IT HOW ABOUT A HUG

Cellini: ...how about no

Pope: Well, Cellini, I didn't think I was going to be able to say this, but you made good on your word. I officially pardon your sins, and bless your marriage to Teresa. (He leaves.)

Cellini: YAYY TERESA

Teresa: YAYY CELLINI

Everyone: VICTORY!! LONG LIVE CELLINI!! IMMORTAL GLORY! GLORY TO THE METAL-WORKERS!!!!

The End

[thesunshinebunny]

Congratulations on the 200 followers, you deserve it!!! I would like to ask Layla the following: how did the Riddle, Leona, Kalim and Azul react to your gender? Did you tell them openly or was it accidental?

Thank Youuuuuuuuu soooo much dear anon!!!! I freaking love you all, I'll never tire of saying it. Now...Layla will answer your question ;)

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Well...each one was a different experience, each revelation wasn’t the same as the last one...ehhhh, ok, sooooo this was what happened:

Riddle Rosehearts

After his overblot, I was the one who took him to the infirmary to rest and get some sleep. I stayed by his side all night while I sang a little lullaby that my mama used to sing to me, as my father told me, when I was still a baby.

The next day Dire Crowley went to see Riddle and recommended me to get some rest.

“Ahhh, Rosehearts-kun, how are you feeling? Can you remember yesterday’s events?”

Riddle shifted heavily on the infirmary bed at the noisy interruption of Crowley. “Vaguely, but yeah...where is Layla?”

“Ohhh, I recommended her to get some rest. She looked very tired after so much fighting, poor thing, even without magic... *sob* *sob*”

...

“...She?”

“Yes indeed, Layla is a girl...you didn’t know?”

Let's say, after that day, Riddle had a hard time looking me in the eyes without blushing. Cute

Leona Kingscholar

Ok, sooo this: I spent many days training in Savanaclaw at the insistence of Crowley. Well, it wasn't directly what he asked, instead, he ask me to go and take a few pictures of Savanaclaw’s dorm (I don't know why, I'm not a photographer, but since he gave me the ghost camera, that's been my part-time job, I guess) and within minutes, Leona had me by the ankles to join the training.

And that training lasted several weeks. I could feel how I was getting stronger, but apparently not at the rate Leona wanted. He even made me practice Magift.

"It’s problematic to see how it’s still difficult for you to trow with calculation"

"Well I'm trying, I've never played it before, I'm not a natural player like you" I threw a new disk to the rim, but this one got halfway.

"Tch, you're terrible at throwing, what are you, a girl?"

Uhhh, that boiled my blood.

"YES, I AM A GIRL"

Unconsciously I had lowered the training hood and tightened the shirt below, revealing my outlined bust. Leona's eyes were wide open, unable to take his gaze off my chest. "Is being a girl an insult to you?"

I think that threw him off his feet and made him want to trow himself at the sun. Poor Leona and lucky at the same time. Ruggie told me that in Afterglow Savanah they respect women a lot, otherwise you end up dead or worse...I have a slight suspicion that I will never hear Leona disrespect me again.

Azul Ashengrotto

Remember the time Azul wanted to take over the Ramshackle dorm? Let's say I gave that octopus a hard time.

"So it's a deal, Prefect?"

My eyes were glued to the contract, unable to reason calmly. On one hand I had Jack telling me not to do it, that I was going to lose at the very beginning, and on the other, I had my poor Grim, begging me with his little eyes to save him from this calvary. Being the leader of our dorm, I had to take care of him, but I didn't want to play Azul's dirty game either.

"Azul...can I have a moment with you, alone?"

Jade and Floyd came out with smirks on their faces, but Jack and Grim were the hardest to leave me, perhaps uneasily.

"Soo ... what do you have to discuss with me so privately?" I could see in his eyes he expected to play around with me, but it was me who would end up playing with him.

"I want you to reconsider the deal, I'm not going to sign the one you just proposed to me"

"So I don't see why you're still here, I'm have not time to waste, I'm a very busy man, I have more clients to deal with..."

"Then I'm going to propose another deal" That was what made his eyes shine with interest. I had his attention.

"Oya? And what could that be?"

"I can give you my body, but not the dorm" His interest fell to the floor, and he gave me a disgusted gesture. Damn octopus.

"Sorry, but I don't swing that side. I'm not attracted to boys"

"I am a girl"

Ah well, I got his interest back, but I think I got the wrong reaction. At the end I ended up signing the first contract, but I won the image of a Azul blushing from head to toe, and before the door to the VIP room closed, I also won the image of a half transformed Azul.

Kalim Al Asim

With Kalim, the situation was much more fun, or so I think. It was a very hot day in NRC and my dorm didn’t have an air conditioning or gardens with a lot of shade and cold draft, so I was suffering...a lot.

I walked into the school with the intention of getting a gallon of water out of the kitchen to keep Grim and I cool when I met the Sun itself at a corridor. 

He looked with great joy, as if the heat of the day did nothing to him, unlike me who was melting. And apparently he realized that, because he grabbed my hand and led me directly to his dorm... which is in the middle of a desert and the sun beats much harder. 

That day I thought I was going to die from a heat wave. RIP Layla.

BUT, to my surprise I came across a huge fountain, full of water and people swimming and playing in it. I had found an oasis in the middle of the desert.

“Scarabia may be one of the hottest dorms at school, but it has a lot of fountains and a huge oasis a few miles away. You will never melt here”

My savior.

"Take advantage and take a good dip"

That happiness was short-lived. Not that I had a problem getting into the water, but I didn't have a swimsuit at hand and even if I did, I would be surrounded by a bunch of guys...what a shame. Seeing my indecision, Kalim picked me up like a bride and shot toward the fountain.

"Wait, Kalim, hang on a bit"

There was no time to react, in a matter of milliseconds I was already inside the fountain. I heard how Kalim laughed under the water and how the screams kept coming from the others. 

I came to the surfaced for air, although the cold water had alleviated the unbearable heat, I knew what was about to happen. It was seeing Kalim's decomposing face and noticing how the screams began to stop that my underwear was showing under the uniform shirt.

Sooo, I had to ease the situation. I playfully splashed Kalim once, twice, three, four times, until the water entered his mouth, making him pay attention to the splashes and keep playing. I wanted to see that huge smile again.

When the others saw Kalim's smile return and see how he splashed and dive into the water, their smiles and screams came back.

Yeahhh, it wasn't that bad.

[himecchi]

keith trapped in a burning building, his dad saves him but his dad ends up dying ((also i already love this blog. i live for keith whump))

Summary: While learning about Altean sensory alteration rooms, Keith is shown an image that triggers an unwelcome flashback. 

Fandom: Voltron

For: @badthingshappenbingo

Square filled: Trapped in a burning building

Note: this was partially inspired by this art by @zuspacey 

An Altean sensory alteration room. The paladins were fascinated. They’d never seen anything like it before and, as they stepped inside, Coran began to explain how it worked.

“Alright Paladins, listen up!” Coran paused for a moment, then continued “This is an Altean sensory alteration room. It’s similar to the virtual reality chambers you have on Earth, but it’s a bit different. This here, alters your senses. All five of them. What you experience in here will feel real in every respect. For example…” Coran trailed off as he turned towards a large digital screen and began typing, “If we do this…”

Suddenly, the environment began to shift. An icy tundra materialized before them and, just as Coran had said, it truly felt real. They could taste the bitter air, feel the chill on their skin, smell the frosty wind, see the snow-coated landscape, and hear the dull roar of bone-chilling breeze whooshing past them.

“Wow…” Pidge began, “This is…”

“Amazing…” Hunk trailed off, taking everything in.

Lance began forming a snowball, then reached back, preparing to launch it. “Hey, Keith! How about a sensory alteration room snowball to the fac-” Lance called out, but was cut off by an orb of cold snow smacking him in the face instead.

“Heh, nice try.” He could hear the confident smile in Keith’s tone and, sure enough, as the snow slid down Lance’s cheeks, Keith’s smirking face came into view.

“Oh, you’re so gonna get it,” Lance retorted, looking unamused.

As the paladins began throwing snowballs at each other, Coran watched them at a distance, shivering from the cold. He wasn’t used to these freezing temperatures as Altea’s climate tended to be fairly mild.

“A-alright, paladins!” Coran called out, teeth chattering slightly, “That’s enough! Let’s turn up the heat!” He then typed another command into the digital screen, and suddenly, the surrounding area was on fire.

“Uhhh… Coran?” Lance questioned, cocking an eyebrow, “Is this supposed to happen…?”

“Yeah, I don’t like this,” Hunk said, knitting his eyebrows together slightly, “Can’t you make this into… I don’t know… a nice, tropical island or something?”

“Yeahhh,” Pidge began, “This is a little extreme, Coran. I mean, I know none of this is actually happening, but it feels like it’s actually happening and I’d rather not feel like I’m burning in a fire.”

“Right, right! Sorry, paladins!” Coran spoke, “It seems I accidentally input the wrong data. Just a moment.” Coran began typing into the digital screen once more…

But for Keith, it was already too late.

His eyes grew wide as the vibrant reds and yellows danced before him, his breath quickened at the overwhelming scent of smoke, and suddenly, he found himself back there.

He was 10 years old again, inside a building surrounded by the crackling of fire. Thick smoke was filling his lungs as he struggled to breathe. Vivid colors jumped into his vision. Terrifying heat engulfed his body… and the taste. A bitter, ashen taste was sharp in the back of his throat. He looked around frantically, searching for an exit - for any possible way out - but he couldn’t find anything. Terror began to set in as he realized he was trapped.

“Help!” He cried out, choking on his panicked breaths, “Somebody please! Help me! HELP!”

Hot tears began to soak his cheeks as he coughed, gasping desperately for air. Everything began to shift in and out of focus as the stifling heat intensified and the thick smoke clouded his vision.

“PLEASE! Dad! Somebody! Anybody! HEL-” he cried out, choking on the last word.

Tears continued to spill past his eyes as they stung from the ever-increasing smoke. He could feel the painful sting of cinders against his skin as the raging fire began to close in around him.

“No… I don’t… want to die…” Keith choked out weakly, “Please… somebody…”

Just as his world was about to go black, he saw a figure moving towards him. The figure quickly hoisted Keith into the air, cradling him close to his chest.

“Everything’s alright, son. I’ve gotcha.”

Keith recognized the voice instantly. It was his dad.

“D-Dad?” Keith managed to breathe out.

Suddenly, Keith registered bright light meeting his eyes as he was enveloped in cool, fresh air. The change in environment was sudden, and it jolted Keith into a state of slightly greater alertness, but everything in his vision swam and still appeared blurry to him.

He managed to pick up on bits and pieces of the commotion: flashes of red and blue, his dad’s hand brushing back his bangs, and the sound of sirens in the distance.

“Take him… going back…”

Fragments of conversation flooded Keith’s ears.

“… too dangerous…”

“Take care of Keith…”

“…building could collapse…”

“…I have to…”

Keith’s weary mind was too exhausted to piece all this information together, but something in him understood the gravity of the situation and, at the realization that his father was in danger, he suddenly found himself hyper-alert.

He sat up, finding himself in a pair of unfamiliar arms. He began frantically looking around, then caught a glimpse of his dad just as he was about to turn and run back into the building. Keith struggled free, running towards his dad, calling out to him, “Dad! Wait! Don’t leave me!” he cried out. “DAD!”

Before he knew it, he felt unfamiliar arms wrapping around him once again, holding him in place. “Let go of me!” Keith screamed, “Dad! Dad!” he yelled again, as tears began to pool at the corners of his eyes. “DAD!!!” Keith cried out with every ounce of strength he had in him.

Suddenly, his dad paused, then turned towards him, “I love you, Keith,” he said smiling softly, eyes wrinkling gently to form the loving expression Keith knew so well… then, he turned and ran into the burning building.

“DAD!” Keith screamed, “No! Don’t go! DADDD!!!”

Without warning, an explosion was heard as the fire intensified and then, right before Keith’s very eyes, the building collapsed, his father still inside.

Keith stood in place as time suddenly froze. Reds and yellows and blacks and blues all merged together in his vision, and Keith felt himself completely disconnect from reality. This wasn’t real. This couldn’t be happening… and then it all faded away to black.

Keith’s eyes fluttered open and he awoke to a ceiling washed in fluorescent lighting. He groaned, placing his arm over his eyes.

“Wh-where am I?” he mumbled to himself.

“Good to see you’re awake.”

Keith turned to see a nurse peering down at him.

“How are you feeling?” the nurse asked kindly.

Keith paused for a moment, trying to process everything.

What happened? How did he get here? Why was he here? Where was…

“Dad!” Keith yelled out, as it all rushed back to him. “Where is he? Where’s my dad? Is he… is he okay? Can I see him?”

The nurse gazed into Keith’s young eyes, wide and innocent, and slowly, she turned away, shifting her eyes towards the ground and swallowing hard.

“Just a moment,” she mumbled as she walked out of the room.

Keith watched her as she left, continuing to stare at the door until a new face appeared before him. He recognized this man as Jeff, one of his dad’s colleagues.

“Hey, kiddo. How ya feeling?” Jeff smiled awkwardly.

“Jeff?” Keith questioned, “What are you doing here? Where’s… where’s dad?”

The pieces were beginning to fall into place for Keith, but he didn’t dare allow himself to consciously acknowledge what he already knew to be true: his father hadn’t made it. Somewhere in his heart, he knew, but he just couldn’t bring himself to accept it.

Jeff drew in a deep, shaky breath, then moved to sit near Keith. He didn’t have it in him to break the news to the kid, but he knew he had to. One look into Keith’s eyes, glazed over with concern, was enough for Jeff to know it was no use trying to dodge the subject.

“Listen, kid,” Jeff began, “Shoot… I don’t know how to start this……” Jeff closed his eyes for a moment, attempting to compose himself. “Your dad… I just… before I tell you this, I want you to listen to me, Keith. Your dad… he loved you very much, okay? You were his entire world… all he talked about - his pride and joy. Do you understand?”

Keith nodded silently.

Jeff took another deep breath, “Okay… now listen, the thing is… that fire… your dad… he went back in to save the last person in the building and… it collapsed, Keith. He… ummm… he was inside when it collapsed.”

“I… I see…” Keith stuttered, swallowing hard, “Well… is he okay? Can I see him? He’s probably in this hospital then, right? I… I’m sure he’s worried about me, so… I should go see him and maybe-”

“Keith.” Jeff cut him off. “He’s… not here, Keith.”

“Well where is he?” Keith asked, feeling irritated.

“Don’t say it. Don’t you dare say it,” Keith’s mind was screaming as he watched Jeff begin to speak.

“He’s dead, Keith. He died… I’m… I’m so sorry. Your dad… he was a true hero. He… he knew the building would collapse, but he… just ran in there anyways and…” Jeff trailed off, voice breaking.

Once again, the whole world froze around Keith. No, no, no. This wasn’t real. This couldn’t be happening. It wasn’t… it couldn’t be… none of this was real. The neutral tones of the hospital room began to shake and… wait… the hospital room wasn’t shaking. Keith was shaking. His vision began to blur as fresh tears welled up in his eyes and overflowed, leaking down his face.

“Keith,” Jeff spoke softly as he moved to place his hand on Keith’s shoulder.

Smack.

“DON’T TOUCH ME!” Keith screamed at him, slapping his hand away with the ferocity of a wounded beast, eyes wide as tears continued streaming endlessly down his cheeks.

“You’re lying!” Keith yelled, “I know you’re lying! I’m going to find my dad… I’m going to… see him…”

Keith’s breathing was beginning to quicken as panic set in, causing him to struggle to get the words out.

“I’m… he’s… I have to… have to see him… where… which way…” Keith began frantically looking around the room, trying to orient himself as his breathing picked up pace yet again.

“Keith…” Jeff began moving towards him, unsure of what to do.

“GET AWAY FROM ME!” Keith screamed, slicing his arm through the air in an attempt to make his point clear.

“I just… have to… dad… which way… dad… dad…”

Huff. Huff. Huff. Keith’s erratic breath was now ringing in his ears and, with the way he seemed to be choking on air, he felt as if he were back in that burning building all over again. He was suffocating - completely consumed by the thoughts whirring around in his mind.

Keith… Keith… Keith…

He felt a hand on his shoulder.

“I thought I told this guy to leave me alone!” Keith thought.

He angrily slapped the hand away. “I TOLD YOU TO LEAVE ME ALONE!” he cried out.

Immediately, Keith paused as he was met with a familiar set of eyes: Hunk.

“Keith… hey, calm down,” Hunk spoke in a soft, gentle tone, “Are you okay?”

Keith blinked several times, eyes darting around the room in a panic, trying to process this sudden change of scenery.

“Where… where are we?” Keith asked urgently, “What happened? The fire… there was a fire…” Keith was still looking around the room, terrified.

“Keith,” Hunk tried again, placing a hand on Keith’s shoulder. This time, Keith accepted the touch. “Calm down, buddy. We’re in the sensory alteration room. Remember? The fire was just a sensory illusion. Coran accidentally typed in the wrong code.”

“Are you okay, Keith?” Pidge asked, features tensed in concern, “You completely zoned out.”

“I… I did?” Keith asked, swallowing hard as he brought a hand up to his head in confusion.

“Yeah,” Lance spoke, “We called your name again and again, but you were just… it was like you were in another world…”

As reality began to set in, Keith started regaining his senses.

“That’s right,” he thought, “I remember now… we’ve been in here the whole time… but it felt like I was…”

Keith could feel fresh waves of panic rising in the back of his throat as the flashback he’d just had resurfaced in his mind. He felt sweat begin to pool on his skin as his face went pale.

“I… I’m fine, guys,” Keith spoke, trying to keep his voice from shaking, “Sorry… I think I’m just t-tired… I’m gonna go.”

It wasn’t at all convincing, but Keith’s fellow paladins felt it would be best not to push him, so they decided to let it slide, instead exchanging worried looks with one another.

After several moments, Hunk spoke, “Maybe we should go talk to Shiro?” he suggested.

“Yeah,” Lance said, looking at the ground, “Yeah, I think that’s a good idea.”

“Shiro probably knows best when it comes to Keith,” Pidge mused.

Shiro was in his room reading, when suddenly, his double doors slid open to reveal Pidge, Hunk, and Lance. Shiro cocked an eyebrow. This was certainly out of the ordinary.

“Hey guys,” Shiro said, closing his book and walking towards them, “What’s up?”

None of them spoke, instead they awkwardly stared at the ground, unsure how to begin the conversation.

“Okay… you’re kinda freakin’ me out,” Shiro noted, eyebrows raised, “Seriously, what’s up?”

“It’s…” Lance began to speak.

“It’s about Keith!” Hunk blurted out.

Shiro’s demeanor immediately shifted, his casual stance becoming alert as his eyes flooded with concern.

“Keith? What’s wrong? What happened?” Shiro questioned.

“Well…” Pidge began, “We were in the Altean sensory alteration room and Coran accidentally put in some incorrect data. It made everything seem like it was on fire, and-”

Pidge didn’t even get to finish her sentence before Shiro was pushing past them and running down the hall.

Keith sat on the floor in his room, head between his knees, body shaking.

“Calm down,” he told himself, trying to steady his breathing.

It was no use. The flashback had really shaken him up, and he couldn’t keep the panic at bay any longer. It was now at full force, wreaking havoc on him. Each time he told himself to calm down, he felt a fresh wave of alarm rise in his chest. The air around him was stifling and he felt as if it was suffocating him. It was an endless cycle: whenever he had a panic attack, he’d find it hard to breathe, which would remind him of the feeling he had when he was trapped in that building, choking on smoke the way he was now choking on air. This would cause his panic to rise even more, which would make it even harder to breathe, and it would continue on like that for what felt to Keith like an eternity.

As fresh memories flooded his system, Keith began to sob. These were the memories he’d buried deep within himself - the memories he’d wanted to forget. They resided in the darkest depths of his being and he had intended to always keep it that way… but today, it was all too much. It was all too real, and it had opened the gate he’d built to keep these memories locked away.

“Get out!” Keith screamed in his mind, “Stay out of my head! Just stop! Please stop!”

“Keith!” Shiro’s voice came out in a panic as the doors to Keith’s room slammed open.

Suddenly, Keith felt familiar hands wrapping around his shoulders, pulling him into a comforting embrace.

“Sh… Shiro?” Keith choked out, confused.

“I heard what happened,” Shiro explained. “It’s okay, Keith. You’re okay.”

Shiro rubbed comforting circles into Keith’s back, trying to help him calm down.

“You’re safe, Keith,” Shiro reassured him, “It’s okay.”

“I miss him so much,” Keith cried out, choking on a stifled sob. “I… he died when he went to save the l-last p-person in the building… th-that means… if… if I hadn’t been there… m-maybe he’d still be-”

“Don’t say that,” Shiro shushed, “Don’t blame yourself. It wasn’t your fault. None of it was your fault.”

“I don’t… I just… I never knew how to feel back then… sometimes I still don’t. I was so angry. I didn’t understand why he’d leave me. I was so lonely. I missed him so much… but… I was also so proud… so proud to have such an amazing dad… but… I… I just… why… why did it have to be this way? I just…… I miss my dad,” Keith whispered the last words, as if he was admitting a secret to himself, and with that, the flood gates had been opened. Keith was now crying freely, the grief too intense to hold inside himself any longer.

“I know you do,” Shiro said softly, rubbing gentle circles against Keith’s trembling back.

Shiro reached back behind him and grabbed a blanket, draping it over Keith’s shoulders, then pulled him in closer as liquid grief continued to spill past Keith’s weary eyes. Shiro knew nothing he said right now would help, so instead he let Keith bury himself in his shirt as tears cascaded down his face like waterfalls.

“You’re okay, Keith. I’ve got you.” Shiro whispered soothingly.

Eventually, Keith had cried himself to sleep in Shiro’s comforting embrace.

A/N: I hope you enjoyed! Thank you so much for the prompt @koganewest! I’m glad to hear you’re liking the blog! I lowkey highkey live for Keith whump too :) 

 If anyone else has prompts, feel free to check my bingo card (updated version can be found on my page) and send any that haven’t already been requested my way :)

[refiningspacetime]

invertedDissident | Hadean

refiningSpacetime | Pheres

***

Hadean and Pheres are discussing Malili’s insinuations of on-going problems with his local circus. However, the topic shifts, leading to an ashen chicken gambit on Pheres’s part - and much more romantic introspection on the issue of Emerel than either he or Hadean really intended.

LOWBLOODS CHAT, BWIC:

RS: / ahh / RS: / would it be unkind / do you think / to pry further / ? / ID: hmmm. idk, what were you gonna pry about? RS: / what he did / mostly / I am sure it cannot be as bad as he is imagining / RS: / he is an adult / I wasn't aware there were many things he could not get away with / RS: / and it is easy enough to win highbloods over / they enjoy being well regarded / or feared / it's more useful than animosity / ID: idk. probs clown trouble. i'm sure there are things you can do in that ring that'll get you in trouble. ID: hmmm. idk. i make plenty of friends with animosity. ID: maybe you should try it sometime. =:P RS: / haha / and have everyone mistaking my ire as pitch flirting / ? / RS: / i do believe I have enough difficulties with my quadrants / without adding onto them / =:B /

ID: that's because everyone is gossipy idiots who don't realize that platonic animosity is totes a thing. ID: difficulties?

ID: ... ID: well, that's the problem with quads i guess. RS: / haha / yes / well / is it always platonic for you / ? / RS: / and / mm / RS: / I suppose it is fair to call them difficulties at this point / isn't it / ? / ID: that's just one of life's great mysteries, isn't it? =:P ID: i mean, you'd know best right? they're your quads. buttt. ID: what's up? =:? RS: / haha / RS: / I / may be reconsidering some of my decisions / from the past perigees / RS: / that is all / RS: / do you talk to Emerel often / ? / ID: oh. ID: uhhh not super often, not really. ID: seems a p busy guy these nights anyways. RS: / he is / RS: / if I can ask / has he mentioned Kit to you / ? / ID: uhhhh. nope. ID: why? =:? RS: / ah / RS: RS: / not at all / ? / really / ? / ID: idk how much you think em and i talk there pheres. we're not exactly... buds or anything. ID: so nah, no buntalk. RS: / I know very little about Emerel / so I don't know what to think about / anything / haha / RS: / thank you for humouring me / ID: oh. ID: yeah, well. seems like a problem of his i guess.

-- refiningSpacetime [RS] is now messaging invertedDissident [ID]! --

RS: / the reason I was asking is because / ah / RS: / / he is dating Kit / I don't know if he's ever mentioned that / ? / but he never really speaks of him / at all / RS: / to anyone / RS: / and that seems / / unkind / ? / ID: ...wait i thought he was dating that chick he was blathering about all over the chat room to you. RS: / in flush / he was carrying on with Kit in flush / and then they were in pale / because I asked him to get a moirail / RS: / and that was his solution / RS: / and / I am not very certain what is going on now / ID: yeahhh... that's. some shady shit. ID: he's fine talking about this chick but not kit i mean. ID: but uh. how involved in this stuff are you? ID: i mean. you and em have been split for a while now, but are still close. right. and you're close with kit? RS: / / ah / RS: / it is / mm / shady / then / ? / RS: / and / yes / Emerel wants us to get back together / if the hearts in public did not insinuate as much / or / ah / RS: / I am not certain he has ever seen this as us being / / split / RS: / I don't suppose he's mentioned me to you / ? / =:? / ID: on its own it might not be shady, but. if he's flinging info about this girl around at every opportunity and not a peep about kit, well. ID: a biittt weird. and insulting to kit. if i was kit i'd be p pissed. ID: and whattt. i thought those were platonic hearts. and 'babes'. ID: =:P ID: you come up. RS: / haha / RS: / well / that is something / at least / but if he is speaking of me / he ought to have been mentioning kit / RS: / kit is incensed / and I am close to Kit / yes / RS: / / I am not proposing any real questions to you / my apologies / =:) / but / you can see how my quadrants are proving / / difficult / right now / haha / ID: so i'm gonna lay down what i think is happening here. and you can just correct as needed. ID: em went off the tracks after... the faire. ID: enough that you wanted a break after things weren't improving with the tracks situation. and you wanted him to get a rail to help him. RS: / oh / he and Kit were / ah / dating / before that / RS: / but / I will let you finish / ID: ...kay. ID: they were flush dating? =:? ID: you said 'carrying on in flush' at least. RS: / mm / yes / there was a / / misunderstanding / and Emerel did not realise we were exclusive / RS: / or that Kit and I were close / RS: / so it seemed / ah / cruel / to tell him that it had to dissolve / ? / RS: RS: / this seemed more reasonable a few perigees ago / haha / RS: / they have been dating the entire time you've known him / so that is why I asked if he had mentioned him to you / ID: ...wow. ID: uh. i'm gonna be honest. and understand that i only see a very limited view and i'm sure there are plenty i know nothing about... ID: but i don't really know why you. keep dealing with emerel. ID: in any capacity. RS: ID: like... it just seems to be hurting you. and kit. which hurts you more. RS: / / that is rather what Kit was getting at / RS: / ah / not directly / he is not that sort of person / but / RS: / I suppose / that is what I was rather looking to find an answer for in all of this / haha / ID: can't set yourself on fire to keep others warm pheres. because you'll burn up and then that person is just as cold as they were before. RS: RS: / he is perfectly nice to me / the majority of the time / and he is charming / and funny / and he's never been deliberately unkind / RS: / but / I suppose that alone is not the / / best / reason for a quadrant / ? / RS: / especially given / Kit / ID: no. plenty of people are funny and nice and charming pheres. ID: if that was all it took for a quad, no one would die on drone day. ID: and... em has some issues. which is okay- lots of people have their problems. ID: but em refuses to acknowledge he has them. and that's less okay. RS: / haha / that's / / true enough / ID: and you've tried to push him towards the path of resolving them. and he's gotten kit hurt and a blue flushdate. ID: you don't... like... owe em anything pheres. ID: you don't owe him your pity. you were together. you wanted a break- which he seems to have a hard time even accepting as a break- ID: except when it means going on flush dates apparently- ID: i think you need to sit down and evaluate what you're getting out of this. ID: because from my seat, it doesn't seem like much other than frustration and pain. ID: and that's not what a quad is about. RS: / oh / ! / ah / they're pale / his new blueblood / as far as I know / ID: ...so he's just cheating on kit then. RS: / / mm / that is why Kit is upset / and it was more understandable with the two of us / given everything / but they are both /- blue -/(edited) RS: / but / you are right / you are just saying what / I have been thinking / I think / ID: whoa, whoa. ID: hold the page. ID: he doesn't get to cheat on you because you're maroon pheres. ID: is that why you stayed together even when he was dating kit on the side? RS: RS: / not particularly / ? / it just was a factor / he didn't realise we were exclusive / that is all / and Kit is / RS: / well / you've never met him / so you don't know / haha / but he's amazing / ID: so you two were- dating, at the very least. and he had to be told that hey, don't flush date other trolls? ID: he's not 2 pheres. it doesn't matter how amazing kit is. ID: how did you find out they were dating? RS: / ah / dating / for six perigees / so / not that long / ? / RS: / and I found out they had / mm / met / when Kit apologised for it / when he heard my matesprits name / RS: / / as I said / Kit is lovely / haha / he was a great deal more distraught than he needed to be / ID: ...so he was dating both you and kit. never thought to let either of you know about the other. for. perigees. RS: RS: / to be fair / he slept with kit / and then I found out a perigee or so later / he wasn't running a sham / RS: / I am making this sound dreadful / =:/ / ID: newsflash pheres- it sounds dreadful because it is. ID: would you have done that to em? gone out and slept with another troll, hide it until he found out about it? RS: RS: / haha / we both know the answer to that / ID: so why is it okay that he did? ID: because he's jade and kit is blue? RS: RS: / i see your point / there is no need to hammer it in / RS: / it was unkind of him / and inconsiderate / RS: / regardless of our respective hues / RS: / given the length of the courtship / ID: ...so uh. has your relationship had a lot of that? RS: / and I suppose I should evaluate RS: RS: / ? / ID: em doing things that hurt you and you just. taking it or forgiving him or brushing it aside? RS: / a lot of kit / ? / ID: until you finally couldn't anymore? RS: RS: RS: / i am not planning on reigniting our flush / I think / until he understands what he's doing better / it's not fair to kit / RS: / or to myself / =:/ / ID: no. no it definitely isn't. ID: from the sounds of it, it's never been fair. RS: RS: / hm / RS: / thank you for your input / ! / I did not intend for this whole conversation to turn into / / this / ID: well i think that makes two of us. ID: but. y'know. no problem. RS: / haha / my apologies / ID: sometimes it's hard to face things. especially when you care about someone. RS: / I will try not to do it again / and spare you / =:) / ID: pfff. i wasn't complaining, you're fine. =:P ID: i'm usually around if you ever need someone to try and talk sense to you. ID: keyword being try, btw. RS: / try seems a rather weak word / you do get awfully determined sometimes / RS: / but / thank you / I appreciate your help in this / and your insights / RS: / it is / ah / always good to have an external perspective / even if I do not necessarily appreciate it at the time / ID: what can i say? i'm stubborn. especially when it's important to be. ID: you're welcome. the truth can be a hard pill to swallow and all that. ID: and not liking it is p natural too. so. ID: ...good luck with everything. think it out, maybe talk it out with kit. ID: see what he's going to do too. RS: / I can appreciate the intentions in hindsight / =:) / RS: / and / haha / I have been talking to Kit / do not worry / I doubt I'd have considered there to be any issue / if he hadn't been upset in the first place / RS: / thank you / ! / but / ah / RS: / how are you / ? / ID: things usually are easier with some time between you and them. ID: ...and well. just because you didn't consider the upset didn't mean it wasn't still there. ID: i'm fine. as always. RS: / haha / as always / ? / ID: almost always. =:P RS: / where are you headed next / ? / ID: uhhh. scarabshell or something like that i think. RS: / oh / ! / that's near where I met my kismesis / but she doesn't live there anymore / RS: / / I should go speak to Kit / but / ah / I will message you later / ! / =:) / RS: / if you go to scarabshell / be sure to stop by the taverns / they have marvellous coffee / ID: gotcha. ID: good luck with kit. and em. ID: it'll. be hard, but it's... for your own good and also em's. RS: / ah / I will keep that in mind / RS: / thank you /

-- refiningSpacetime [RS] is no longer messaging invertedDissident [ID]! --

[camarilla-intuition]

Metalocalypse convo with @trans-karkat was just really good so..... Featuring bad mouse pad coloring because prismatic Toki. Closest I get to writing fics is just firing off ideas with Stevie, below the cut is 15 pages worth of au ideas.

Nathan- Sea, water and water creatures. Sound and romantic stuff as minor domains

Pickles- Earth, plants, intoxicants and parties. Probably more

Murderface- Fire, pestilence. Preservation of history

Skwissguard-Air, sky, storms, minor in metal and electricity.

Toki- Death, Heart, colors. extends to like life and souls n stuff.

Minor gods: Abigail viewed as an advisor, Charles as a prophet, Dick Nubbler a messenger, chef zombie and Klokateers as servants. etc.

Camarilla- Okay so..... what if…. they became.... an actual pantheon of gods... cause I have IDEAS

crab - yes yes yes yes yes yes

Camarilla-like Toki is obvious: major powers of death and like side shit of color and maybe more he hasn't bothered to uncover in himself.

Nathan gets Water and sound

Pickles probably of wine/intoxicants but that’s his front for his actual powers more being in like with like plants and earth shit.  with like instead of a crown of grapes like in greece it’s a crown of Hops, the kind they use to make beer.

or maybe both.

crab- yheyheayheayheah

he's dionysius basically

Camarilla- Skwissgaar gets skies and all that entails, maybe some fun ass space and storm imagery thrown in.

crab- also fertility

Camarilla- Oh yeah for sure... I started notes in my sketchbook and that is written down first lmao.   but Murderface gets fire then idk

crab- fdhjknh

murderface is probably like uhhh

FUCK

HUE SAID PESTILENCE

Camarilla- NICE YES FIRE AND PESTILENCE. just the idea of them getting god powers, trying to keep living their normal lives, while also accidentally doing god shit all over the place is just alsdkjg;ashfd;ajsndfv

crab- yehyehayeahh

YEAAAH

Camarilla- also it's hard to give everyone their own god like aesthetics when they also all need to be metal.... I haven't looked at enough metal fashion lately stevie this is tragic

Crab- YEAH agreed

i need to too .

Camarilla- Also I think Pickles is less an actual Dionysius and more he pretends to be cause that’s more metal than like, a Demeter or some shit.

crab-yehyeah that'd be cool

Camarilla- I was thinking elemental stuff for everyone but none of the elements fit Toki, so Everyone else gets Earth, Water, Fire, air and he's just DEATH

crab-he's like.. a nature god but that kind of thing is his Specialty

fdjgkhjn

YEAHHH

death.............

METAL

he's heart

or.. like

spirit

that's basically death

Camarilla-haha soul energy/ heart/ human element to it yeah that works that’s what they did in that W.I.T.C.H comic using the same words even

Crab- yehyeahyeahh

it manifests both in like

death and also like...

the positive aspects

Camarilla-Earth, fire, Water, Air, Spirit.

yeah i really wana give him like color and light spectrum as a minor power, like maybe how his 'spirit' ability would manifest.

crab-yeah omg

or like.. illusions

slash like.. bringing things to life

he takes life n gives life

Camarilla- but like..... socially/mentally damaged people turned found family, turned odd ball pantheon is MY JAM KINDA STORY

Yeah!

crab-YEAHHHHHH

toki accidentally turns all the shit in his room to life

like.. the model planes n deaddy bear n his other toys

Camarilla- They all have like crowns/ cool god outfits they can customize a la homestuck style but fancier and they all have the doomstar and/or the dethklok symbol on it that won’t go away no matter what color or style they make the outfits.

But holy shit yes good this is good

crab-yehaeyaheyaeyah

skwisgaar can't stop floating

Camarilla-god mode/powers auto give them the fucking dark eye makeup they normally wear on stage but like as a stain/discoloration and at the beginning they only can make the god mode work while performing but eventually the powers pop up more and more.

Crab- yehayeah

skwis keeps accidentally electrocuting people by touching them

Camarilla-toki's crown should look like a skull but like, with a cat ear silhouette and feather details.

crab-YEAAAAAAH

that's good

toki has like.. skeleton wings

Camarilla-but lmao yes little things like that. like Nathan gets angry and water faucets explode a little.

crab-FUCK

skwisgaar orgasms and fucking

it’s like

Camarilla-his crown is a whale and spikes and swirling wave shapes.

OH NO

crab-(thunderclap booms down the hallway, also a woman screaming)

toki: oh he does it again

Camarilla-oh no

it true

crab-yheyheayha that’s good though that’d be a pretty crown

murderface burns his mustache

FUCK

HUE JUST SUGGESTED

SKWISGAAR'S HAIR LIKE

WHENEVER HE GETS A BONER LOOKS LIKE SOMEBODY RUBBED A BALLOON ON HIS HEAD

Camarilla-the fans start to notice the supernatural happenings and the band is just like "What did you think 'Blazing star' meant? god catch up."

Crab-ssjfdghbgh

Camarilla-LMAO I was already picturing that Skwissguard hair just starts doing the drama floaty thing whenever his powers start showing up and the more and more it happens the more his hair is just perma doing the floaty thing.

crab-hue just now- 'pickles doing the deadly hexikicks and a fucking earthquake happens two cities over'

nathan talks to fish

Camarilla-HAHA YEAH THATS THE SHIT. he's bored and standing on the Mordehaus yard or some shit and starts thinking about wine or beer and the grapes just start GROWING from his feet and he doesn't even fucking notice.

YES PLEASE YES GOOD

crab-i mean that’s already fucking canon

but he like.

starts talking to All fish and all fish talk back instead of just the whales.

Camarilla-when nathan has better control he can make those water audio files by himself

crab-murderface can never touch firecrackers without them exploding in his face

Camarilla-yeah!!!!

Good.

crab-he burns his confederate boxers

dfnhbhbh hue just said. he farts fire

Camarilla-someone else takes a sip/eats from something murderface had touched/drank from(probably on accident cause hella ew) and they get like Serious FEVERS for the next 3 weeks if not die from fever.

crab-ok him playing a flaming bass guitar would be pretty cool though

Camarilla-yeah and the SHITTY SHITTY double meaning of flaming... god

crab-HAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

OHHH MY GOD

this is fucking incredible

Camarilla-YEAH GOD

crab-any groupies who touch murderface go home with like. boils

also murderface fucking. makes people puke but mostly makes himself puke

Camarilla-YEAH even more reason to avoid everything about him

crab-like

the powers manifest when he feels disgusted

so when he's looking in the mirror he just

covers himself in like.. Pustules

Camarilla-oh god yeah the powers lean more toward the pestilence side the more self deprecating he is.

Crab-yeaeheyahheyah

Camarilla-maybe that would make the band actually make him go to therapy.

crab-HJDFKBKJGH

Camarilla-CHARLES tho. like nobody expects anyone else to develope any other power but the sheer proximity and attention from the band gods gives a little something to people they favor.

crab-yehayeha and he's like

still the high priest of the church of the black klok

Camarilla-like Charles starts seeing things a few mins before they happen, not everything but small premonitions. and they get more useful and farther ahead the more he realizes them. he also starts seeing when people lie, or even when they are hiding something.

crab-YESSS

Camarilla-YEAH lmao

crab-and he's like.. partially immortal

Camarilla- yes good.

Abigail notices that other people just listen better to what she says, like they obey her easier. probably also something more subtle like extremely good luck that ers on the side of probablility manipulation.  her other clients she produces for just get better and better cause she’s there and making it work.

Crab-yheyeayheah

Camarilla- Dick Nubbler guy gets like Synesthesia like visual cues at sound, his engineering doubles in efficiency and skill.

crab-yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

like.. Technomancy

Camarilla-basically yeah!

idk who else is around the band a lot?

crab-yeah uhhh

i think that’s about it tbh

jean pierre but he's not exactly ..... human

Camarilla-yeah honestly....

hes like.... just a undead minion basically....

OH! the Klokateers start getting stronger, fewer die form weird accidents.

Crab-yeyaheayeha

Camarilla- better reflexes, better constitution. that pyrotechnics explosion that should have killed them just bruises them now.

crab-Hell Yeah

god... this would be so good

Camarilla-the longer you stay working for them the better you feel, even if it's not the same kind of direct influence that people the band favors would get.

Crab-yheyheah

Camarilla- LMAO RIGHT??? the ideal little things that i know won’t ever happen in canon

crab-what would like............ happen plot wise......

Camarilla-IDK

Crab- i guess they would just sort of serve to like

gain even more esteem with humanity and even more of a following

Like

Camarilla-just weird god shit preparing them to fight/defend themselves and the world from the half man

crab-they had a following as celebrities but this is the next level so that like

people actually start legit worshipping them on a god basis and like..... are prepared to follow them wherever they're supposed to lead humanity

Camarilla-well like then you get into the discussion of when you compare celebrities in pop culture to the idolization of old gods. It’s a comparison people have made before, it would almost seem natural for the progression of their popularity

crab-eyaheayh

but they definitely like need something to push them out of the celebrity bubble and into like....... Oh, These People Are Shepherding Humanity

bc at least in the eyes of the governments and shit they’re still just some dudes

Camarilla-But then you have the weirdness of your gods living among you and making mistakes. being much more imperfect and greek god like.

crab-yesssssssssssssss

me:  My People Had It Right

Camarilla-I think there would always be the possibility of denial, so you’d need something like when the greek gods did, giant acts of impossible power, to really prove them wrong but the boys are just... too damn lazy for that shit

crab-yheayehayeh

people online keep try to like

debunk everythign

Camarilla- so they just end up existing in this weird limbo of gods/not gods, until their immortality would start catching up with them lmao

crab-yess

i think they'd be stuck at the ages they were when salacia 'started' the klok by killing that dude

Camarilla-They wouldn't even care cause like hey them trying to doubt our awesome superpowers isn't half as bad as some of the other stuff the media/fans have tried to do before

crab-yeah lmao and also they don’t give a shit about the fans

Camarilla-but yeah!

Crab- they start having to fight / have conflicts with other deity like entities or whatever the hell salacia is  , like..

things or people from  wherever he came from

Camarilla-YEAH that’s good for short term conflict. but like, any decent group of people turned immortals/gods would probably sit back and try to let the world and humanity run itself cause like how are you ever gonna keep up with so much change if you're an immortal with the mind of a normal ass dude.

crab-ye

oh also nathan can breathe water

nathan just fuckin starts hanging out in the mariana trench

Camarilla-but those boys probably wouldn't care so much, they'd just keep doing what they want and the world would just have to LIVE with these rude as fuck Jack offs being sometimes gods.

Crab- fdngnkh

i think it’d be hilarious if they hadn't actually done anything like that until they realized that

but that's PROBABLY statistically impossible

Camarilla-they have to fucking... run halfway across their universe to hopefully avoid the other band mates noticing since it's like.... a really uncontrolled moment of power if they aren't careful.

crab-skwisgaar's thing is less about creating life and more about extending himself and his energy, and creating like.. a web of life and particle interaction

Camarilla-everyone still probably notices real quick tho.

Yeah!

crab-HAHAHAHA

Camarilla-like the way the wind travels, is everywhere reaches out over the globe that kinda thing.

crab-yeah because toki has literal lightning in his eyes for years after

Camarilla-also it could be centuries into this god shit and they'd all just... keep calling each other band mates outside of stressful situations.

crab-HAHAHAHA

the terminology takes on a whole different cultural meaning

bandmates are closer than brothers and soulmates

the band never catches on

Camarilla-lmao yes! prolonged physical contact with one another affects them in slightly subtler ways than it would a mortal but still does. especially if sex/feelings are involved.

lmao YEAH god

I'd think that an immortal swiss would still sleep around where he could, but like, Toki wouldn't so much and that would be ANOTHER thing they both avoid addressing for a LONG ass time. haah IMMORTALITY suckers.

crab-YEAH lmao

since it's just with mortal beings toki would be like

eh, they dies anyways

his insecurity issues get a lot better as like.. thousands of years go by

and he wouldn't care if it was with the other guys because they all do it eventually

UFKCING

Camarilla-I think that for any mortal Toki is close too there are.. les obvious signs than the other leave. like it's so rarely happens but it still does sometimes and almost none of it's a physical sign. they can start seeing more colors in the world then they thought possible and like... yeah good

crab-nathan: hey guys, uhh. so i've been thinking, and.... you know how like. we ain't exactly human anymore, right. nathan: like. look at toki, he's a fuckin bipedal rabbit with like four heads and glitter for breath. also cut that shit out, it's not biodegradable. nathan: anyway point is nathan: is being gay even like. a thing

Camarilla-they all are super close probably but also need afucking break sometimes. so maybe they just try to live lifetimes as normal as they can. as normal as the lives they missed out on the first go around. even tho they wouldn't give that up for the whole universe.

crab-the rest of them: uhhhh

yeyheayheah

toki can be found in like

almost any large group of children

go into a chuck e cheese. he's there in the ball pit, eight years old

Camarilla-everyone has those DUMB ass shocked expressions they all make for like....  a soild three hours straight, at the least.

YES GOOD IDEAL

crab-YEHAEYAHEYAH

skwisgaar can usually be found at those kinds of things too, half the time if toki's there he's in the background standing around

he makes the animatronics dance

Camarilla-HA yes good. Murderface just, starts being at events that will later be viewed as historically important. none of them have time/spacial based powers but it’s just this uncanny thing cause he WANTS to witness history so bad.

crab-yheayehaeyah

if anybody figures out how to time travel it's him

Camarilla-hmm yeah.

crab-that would have the potential to seriously fuck w things though

so idk if itd happen

OH I DIDNT READ UR TIME SPACIAL BASED POWERS BIT

gjkhlj

yeah i agree i think.

it's more of a like.. nostalgia history thing

none of them are smart enough to do math and timespace powers require math

Camarilla-lmao but like. people all the time, hear the stories and lowkey view figures like Charles, Abigail, Dick, as like minor gods. minor parts of the pantheon. prophet, guide/advisor, messenger type roles.

but yeah that was my thought!

crab-yeahyeah

god

theyre gods but they can't ufkcing do math still

they all refuse to learn

Camarilla-GOD oh no

crab-skwisgaar has an instinctual understanding of particle physics but he won't fucking learn to do long division

Camarilla-but then they'd have to bother to learn how each different place does the math stevie! who wants to do that!

crab-YEAH

Camarilla-lmao he's just listening to some scientist in an interview or documentary on tv explain how they could get this great machine or theory to work, honestly they’re just so close! just have to figure out the right adjustment!

and he just

slips right over and does the damn thing like 'you fools look this is EASY.'

crab--boops one electron into place-

'see??? was thats so hards'

Camarilla-"HOW are you doing that?" "I donts sknow i just ams. look you just put yours hands out here and just." "NO BUT HOW??"

crab-'you know, you moves the... and then bing bangs, boom'

Camarilla-their god powers have a scientific base but god forbid they are ever able to explain how their shit works. like they are more than human but they still exist within the universe and it's rules.

crab-YEAH

they have a really high like.. powerful understanding of things innately within them but like

they're still dumb as hell

Camarilla-of course!

crab-when toki gets a better grip on his powers and how they're linked to him emotionally surveillance footage from multiple hospitals shows a like. ten ish year old boy walking into the kids wards, saying hello to everybody individually, and walking out moments before doctors realize that Literally Everything all the children were there for has been cured

Camarilla-they just, as much as they NEED people and life around cause they still have mostly mortal minds, they also just, don't actively care that much. they basically probably make sure that the civilizations they look over don't completely destroy one another and that they have internet and a media to be on. Haha

crab-yehyeah

eventually toki gets sort of jaded by death and stops healing people, because they just.. die eventually anyway in a few years

he has a soft spot for kids though

he mostly just does it when people pray specifically to him.

crab-so people learn to do that lmao

Camarilla-so more little things and acts with the very occasional GRAND performance and they keep the big impossibilities to a level that people can still deny if they want! and that doesn't matter to them so much, makes them feel more like they did backs as mortals, back as just a normal band again!

Crab-yehyeah

Camarilla-but still all the little impossibly things happen around them and they still just have that undeniable godly magnetism to their music!

Crab-yessss

Camarilla-hha toki taking care of sick kids is my fave yes good

crab-yesss

reports roll in of a series of allegedly abusive parents being attacked by impossibly large falcons

Camarilla-it maybe creeps everyone out when Toki pretends to be a kid again but they also all get it like yeah. even tho like sometimes they'd probably feel too big to even fit in any 'human' form so like why bother when it feels so weird. but even tho MF holds on to the human traits the longest, Toki is the one who spends the most time actively TRYING to look human!

crab-yehyeah

he's just.. bad at it sometimes

kids don't care though

Camarilla-YES! he just lives out the kinds fo rescues and fantasies he probably had. and with his new form and understanding he never ever has to feel cold again!

Crab-yehyeah

Camarilla-Skwiss probably helps with that bit

crab-people try to appeal to skwisgaar for romantic help but that's actually nathan's department

Camarilla-preventing the cold, teaches him how to direct the energy in that way. like not a step by step lesson, no science to it. it's all about feeling the energy and how it's working and all the little factors of weather and thermodynamics turned into metaphors based in music and chords

Crab-yehyheyheah

Camarilla-but he still explains it and Toki gets it pretty easy

crab-that's so good

[mountain-soul]

Like so many of those questions..u should do them all if ur up to it

get toknow me 

i know i dont really talkto you guys but i want you to get to know me. so heres 100 questions you canask me, just send a number or make up your own questions.

1: 6 of the songs you listen to most?

·       Just A Phase by Adam Craig

·       Round Here Buzz by Eric Church

·       Heartache on the Dance Floor by Jon Pardi

·       Déjà vu by Lauren Duski

·       Either Way by Chris Stapleton

·       It Just Wont Quit by Meat Loaf

2: If you could meet anyone on this earth, whowould it be?

·       Emma Watson or Sophia Bush (I cant choose)

3: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page23, give me line 17.

4: What do you think about most?

·       Getting myself out of debt

5: What does your latest text message fromsomeone else say?

·       “Headphones!!”

6: Do you sleep with or without clothes on?

·       Giant T shirt

7: What’s your strangest talent?

·       I can pick up a lot of things with my feet

8: Girls… (finish the sentence); Boys… (finishthe sentence)

·       Girls kinda suck

·       Boys kinda suck

9: Ever had a poem or song written about you?

·       No

10: When is the last time you played the airguitar?

·       Lol I couldn’t even tell you

11: Do you have any strange phobias?

·       Airport security

·       Masked creatures like the Easter Bunny

12: Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?

·       no

13: What’s your religion?

·       protestant

14: If you are outside, what are you mostlikely doing?

·       Sitting on the patio drinking and hanging outwith friends

15: Do you prefer to be behind the camera orin front of it?

·       behind

16: Simple but extremely complex. Favoriteband?

·       The Doors

17: What was the last lie you told?

·       “Im not mad at you”

18: Do you believe in karma?

·       I believe in justice

19: What does your URL mean?

·       That the mountains are where I belong

20: What is your greatest weakness; yourgreatest strength?

·       Weakness: I trust and forgive far too easilywhen I love someone

·       Strength: I love to prove people wrong

21: Who is your celebrity crush?

·       Julian Edeleman

22: Have you ever gone skinny dipping?

·       Yes

23: How do you vent your anger?

·       I usually just lock myself in my room and stayaway from people for awhile. Or I’ll go see hot bartender and go line dancing at my favoritecountry bar

24: Do you have a collection of anything?

·       Pretty big vinyl record collection

25: Do you prefer talking on the phone orvideo chatting online?

·       Phone call

26: Are you happy with the person you’vebecome?

·       A lot happier recently

27: What’s a sound you hate; sound you love?

·       Hate: anything that sounds like nails on achalkboard

·       Love: thunderstorms

28: What’s your biggest “what if”?

·       What if Im not good enough to be someonesfirst and only choice

29: Do you believe in ghosts? How aboutaliens?

·       Ghosts: yes

·       Aliens: unsure

30: Stick your right arm out; what do youtouch first? Do the same with your left arm.

·       Either side of my desk

31: Smell the air. What do you smell?

·       Freshly printed paper

32: What’s the worst place you have ever beento?

·       Honestly, not a huge fan of NYC. Too muchgoing on there

33: Choose: East Coast or West Coast?

·       East Coast for sure

34: Most attractive singer of your oppositegender?

·       Sam Hunt

35: To you, what is the meaning of life?

·       To leave people better than you met them

36: Define Art.

·       Whatever makes you feel something, be itmovement, writing, picture, drawing

37: Do you believe in luck?

·       Not really

38: What’s the weather like right now?

·       Rainy, which is okay because im home from work

39: What time is it?

·       6:01 PM

40: Do you drive? If so, have you evercrashed?

·       Yes, and Ive been rear-ended

41: What was the last book you read?

·       TheGirl on the Train

42: Do you like the smell of gasoline?

·       Yes

43: Do you have any nicknames?

·       Nicki, Nic, Princess, Pumpkin

44: What was the last film you saw?

·       Shutter Island

45: What’s the worst injury you’ve ever had?

·       Well I fractured my ankle when I was 10 and shouldvegotten a cast and didnt so still dealing with that 13 years later

46: Have you ever caught a butterfly?

·       yes

47: Do you have any obsessions right now?

·       Cold brew coffee

·       The Bachelorette

·       Reading

·       Candles

·       Old time radio shows

48: What’s your sexual orientation?

·       Straight

49: Ever had a rumour spread about you?

·       Lol, lets count them all

50: Do you believe in magic?

·       Part of me does

51: Do you tend to hold grudges against peoplewho have done you wrong?

·       Lolololololol yeahhh

52: What is your astrological sign?

·       Taurus

53: Do you save money or spend it?

·       I try to save. But I do save to spend

54: What’s the last thing you purchased?

·       A salad

55: Love or lust?

·       Depends on the person Im with

56: In a relationship?

·       Uhhh kind of

57: How many relationships have you had?

·       4

58: Can you touch your nose with your tongue?

·       Nope

59: Where were you yesterday?

·       Work

60: Is there anything pink within 10 feet ofyou?

·       My pig pillow pet

61: Are you wearing socks right now?

·       Always

62: What’s your favourite animal?

·       An otter

63: What is your secret weapon to get someoneto like you?

·       Playing hard to get

64: Where is your best friend?

·       Far away

65: Give me your top 5 favourite blogs onTumblr.

66: What is your heritage?

·       Portuegese, English, Swedish, French Canadian,and Mohawk Indian

67: What were you doing last night at 12AM?

·       Watching The Fosters even though I should havebeen asleep

68: What do you think is Satan’s last name?

·       Lololol I think he has too many

69: Be honest. Ever gotten yourself off?

·       Damn straight

70: Are you the kind of friend you would wantto have as a friend?

·       I think so

71: You are walking down the street on yourway to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street.Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do youdo?

·       Save the dog dude!

72: You are at the doctor’s office and she hasjust informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tellanyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remainingdays? c) Would you be afraid?

·       I would tell my parents, and S.O.

·       I would try and do everything I’ve ever wanted to do

·       Id be terrified

73: You can only have one of these things;trust or love.

·       love

74: What’s a song that always makes you happywhen you hear it?

·       That’s What I Like by Bruno Mars

75: What are the last four digits in your cellphone number?

·       6504

76: In your opinion, what makes a greatrelationship?

·       Respect, communication, trust, admiration

77: How can I win your heart?

·       Corgis

78: Can insanity bring on more creativity?

·       Or more insanity

79: What is the single best decision you havemade in your life so far?

·       To not get another restaurant job

80: What size shoes do you wear?

·       8

81: What would you want to be written on yourtombstone?

·       “Love her, but leave her wild.”

82: What is your favourite word?

·       Love

83: Give me the first thing that comes to mindwhen you hear the word; heart.

·       ache

84: What is a saying you say a lot?

·       Bless

85: What’s the last song you listened to?

·       Objects in the Rearview Mirror by Meat Loaf

86: Basic question; what’s your favouritecolour/colours?

·       Gray, very light purple

87: What is your current desktop picture?

·       A quote that says “Do what makes your soul happy”

88: If you could press a button and makeanyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be?

·       Lolololol too many

89: What would be a question you’d be afraidto tell the truth on?

·       Are you over him?

90: One night you wake up because you heard anoise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. Themummies aren’t really doing anything, they’re just standing around your bed.What do you do?

·       Go back to sleep

91: You accidentally eat some radioactivevegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow you withthe super-power of your choice! What is that power?

·       Invisibility

92: You can re-live any point of time in yourlife. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your pastwould you like to experience again?

·       The last half hour I spent with my Buppa

93: You can erase any horrible experience fromyour past. What will it be?

·       All the bullying I experienced

94: You have the opportunity to sleep with themusic-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be?

·       SAM HUNT

95: You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere.You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?

·       English countryside

96: Do you have any relatives in jail?

·       Surprisingly no

97: Have you ever thrown up in the car?

·       Oh yeah

98: Ever been on a plane?

·       Yes

99: If the whole worldwere listening to you right now, what would you say?

·      To quote Cinderella “Have courage and be kind”