#so yeah. lol. 💀👍🏻

[shadovvheart]

Somebody come and uninstall minesweeper from my phone because i don't have the willpower to do it myself. It's the only game I've had on my phone for literal years and i play it every single day. I think it's giving me carpal tunnel but i cannot stop pressing those silly buttons. I am not joking my wrist is killing me

[cutielando]

Heyy, im not sure if you're doing requests or socmed au's,,But if you are... I was wondering if you could do a socmed au with max verstappen in which he's secretly dating a nurse or a med student; where he likes meets her on vacation in croatia where she's studying; she sings in a klapa (a traditional acapella group) and he ends up at one of her performances, and there is like media coverage on how he was seen with an unknown girl,,, they keep their relationship secret until some gossip site gets pics of them together infront of the hospital with her in uniform and they soft launch after that

i know this is like a bit detailed, but i CAN NOT write for the sake of all that is holy

Anyways... Absolutely LOVE your writing❤

loving a nurse | m.v.

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yourusername a little time away from the hospital🦋

📍Split, Croatia

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yourbff i forgot what time off felt like😩

yourusername you and me both😭

yourbrother what's with that swimsuit????😯

yourusername i don't know what you mean

yourbrother you make it so hard to be nice to you

yourusername i know, but you love me regardless

friend1 you look so good!!!❤️ hope you enjoy your vacation!!

yourusername thank you babe!!!❤️

friend2 how does it feel to finally breathe outside of the hospital 🥲🥲

yourusername i kinda miss it, to be honest 😂

yourbff don’t listen to her, she’s drowning in mimosas

yourusername don’t out me

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maxverstappen1 summer break has never felt so good

📍Split, Croatia

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landonorris i bet you're enjoying it more than we are ;)

maxverstappen1 shut your mouth

landonorris don't hate me for speaking the truth

maxverstappen1 shut up

alex_albon getting some extra sun in there, maxie boy

maxverstappen1 you're a menace💀

alex_albon i’m speaking the truth 👍🏻

redbullracing hope you have a wonderful break, champ!❤️ you deserve it!! liked by maxverstappen1

user1 he looks so good, Jesus😩😩

user2 why are lando and alex teasing him in the comments???😭

user3 they're probably just trying to embarrass him because he never posts topless pics or something lol

user2 or maybe he met someone while in Croatia??

user3 possible, yeah

georgerussell63 I see you've taken a page from my book on that first photo there ;)

maxverstappen1 i have to learn from the very best😂😂

georgerussell63 you’re doing good for your first time

charles_leclerc where did you disappear last night?

maxverstappen1 i didn’t?

charles_leclerc bro, nobody could find you for hours

landonorris he was up to no good, charlie :))

maxverstappen1 i’ll block you

user4 i wanna live his life so badly 😭😭

user5 same🥲imagine being him

user6 he’s glowing ever since he ended it with Kelly

user4 that bitch was milking the life out of him. he seems to be doing well now

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formula1gossip Max Verstappen was spotted at a klapa music night last night in Croatia where he's currently on vacation. Moreso, he was spotted having dinner with one of the members of the group. Is there something going on in the World Champion's love life, so far away from home?

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user1 MAX???

user2 this is the most Max thing he could ever do

user3 kinda wish this was true, he needs someone after the whole Kelly drama

formula1wags detective mode activated

user4 doing God's work, thank you admin

charles_leclerc so that’s where he was

user5 hahahahaha CHARLES

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yourusername back to work 🩺

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maxverstappen1 nobody can pull off wearing scrubs like you do🫶🏻

yourusername staaaaawp

yourusername who gave you permission to be this sweet???😭

yourbff what about me?

maxverstappen1 i only have eyes for Y/N

yourusername atta boy 😊

yourbrother i don’t like all of this flirting in the comments 😒

yourusername okay

yourbrother did you hear what i said??

yourusername no, i read it

yourbrother stop being a smartass

yourusername never 😋😋

charles_leclerc glad to see the mystery girl has a name

maxverstappen1 stay away

charles_leclerc calm down

yourusername baby, be nice

charles_leclerc yes baby, be nice

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formula1gossipp Is Max Verstappen off the market? The reigning F1 champion was seen outside the hospital getting cozy with a nurse. We can confirm Max was NOT a patient at the hospital, seemingly only spending a few minutes with her before he departed and she rushed back into the emergency room. Is our World Champion officially a taken man?

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user1 no way he bagged a nurse😂

user2 even though this is an incredible invasion of his privacy, if this is true then i'm so happy for him🙏🏻

user3 i hope they're together, whoever she is☺️

user4 finally, we're free of kelly

user5 i honestly thought he wouldn’t get away from her 🥲🥲

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maxie💙

i'm sorry..

y/n🩷

?????

what happened?

maxie💙

there were some paparazzi at the hospital last night, they took some pictures of us and posted them online

they can't see your face

but they definitely know it was me

y/n🩷

babe

it's okay

it was bound to happen eventually

maxie💙

i don't want you to lose your privacy because of me

you need to focus on your studies

not deal with this

y/n🩷

babe

i knew what i was getting myself into when we started dating

i'm almost finished with my studies

nobody is distracting me from anything

don't worry, i'm good

maxie💙

so we can tell the world about us?

y/n🩷

if you want, then yes

maxie💙

i want everyone to know i have the hottest and smartest girl😮‍💨

y/n🩷

you’re making me blush

baby

i miss you so much

i can’t wait to join you 😭

maxie💙

not more than me

i’m counting down the days until i see you 💙

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maxverstappen1 yes, the rumors are true. i have a girlfriend, and she is indeed a nurse at the local hospital in Croatia. we decided to keep the relationship to ourselves because i didn't want her privacy taken away from her, or her focus shifted from her studies. i wish we could have had the opportunity of announcing this on our own terms, but the paparazzi got the best of us this time. i urge you all to be respectful towards her, any hate towards her will absolutely not be tolerated by me or anyone from my team. i hope you will come to love and respect her as much as i do

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[georgiapeach30513]

So I am able to watch the boys, but I don't know for how long, and I put on the first episode of season 3 (because I can't wait for Jensen) and holy shit. I know I have been warned but like the first 15 minutes.. With the sneezing😲🤢💀

That was a lot....I still feel asleep through it🫠 because I've been very tired, but yeah...

It's a lot. The things I won't do for this man!

I'm just thinking, somewhere there are people coming up with these things lol. Who thought "and then we make a huge penis" "and then he sneezes"?

👍🏻

😂 that is the worst!! I was talking about that the other day to someone asking about The Boys and you just can’t make this up at all 🫣

[ftm-radio]

finally worked up the guts to take a short and quite terrible 'first day on testosterone' video—just for myself, I have no current plans to ever let these things exist on the internet 🖤 —and... my god.

lowkey hated the making of the video, it was so awkward because I have never recorded myself like this (hardly ever recorded my voice, either, unless it was required for a school assignment 💀) but it's also like... idk! I don't completely hate the video itself??? which is shocking to me??

I had to watch it, of course. not knowing how it looked/sounded would have driven me out of my mind. so I was bracing for the cringe (and there was some cringe, for sure!) but it really.. wasn't that bad. like yeah, yeah, I don't like my voice, that's nothing new, but I wasn't even that dysphoric about it all! tbh i feel like I sound more like a nervous kid than a girl or a woman, lmao. which is its own kind of Yikes since I'm 24 but hey, I'll take it!

tbh there wasn't much room for dysphoria feeings because I was too busy being filled with some bizarre mixture of awe and horror because wait hold on this is how I look when I talk???? my face does stuff??? I actually express things?? THAT'S A PERSON IN THAT VIDEO WTF?! oh wow he's talking but he is trying SO HARD to not actually talk because he doesn't want to be heard like this, fuck.... that's horribly revealing. do other people notice that??? etc..

and the whole thing is just like wowww okay, awkwardly making eye contact in the mirror sometimes when I brush my teeth did not prepare me for this! looking at yourself in the mirror is VASTLY different from actually seeing yourself Being A Person and Doing People Stuff. like talking! or staring, acutely terrified, into a camera, or making uncomfortable faces because you are uncomfortable! wow! personhood! that guy is alive and that guy is me and I am alive and I am a person who talks and makes faces! who'd've thunk?!?? not me apparently, because I am gobsmacked and also slightly obsessed/fascinated???

idk if this is a neurodivergent thing or a 'never seen myself recorded' thing or both, but. yeah. I did it. First Day On T video. it exists, it happened. I have mixed feelings. but now I can forget all about it for a month, then do it again!!!

😀👍🏻

if you read all of this I'm sorry lol this is literally nothing 😂💀 but also hey maybe some of you relate, which will make me feel a little better! 😅

[antlerx-art]

GOOD OMENS 2 EPISODE 4 REACTION - CONTAINS SPOILERS‼️

NAZI ZOMBIE FLESH EATERS IM SO NOT READY

aziraphale why do you have to be so pretty

modern heh🤩 but not bebop🤨 HES CUTEE

OH. MY. GOD.

OH MY

NOT MOONLIGHT SERENADE

IF THIS PLAYS LATER IN THE EPISODE IN THE FLASHBACK IM GOING TO ACTUALLY FEEL SICK NEIL GAIMAN YOURE CRAZY YOURE SO CRAZY OHHHH MY GOD

okay i’m normal again

SHAX?

DONT TOUCH HIM LEAVE HIM ALONE

oh i don’t think we’ve ever seen aziraphale talking to a demon other than crowley have we?

“im a little bemused as to why crowley would risk destruction for you, you don’t seem his type at all” EHHEHHEHE aziraphale knows he is

POOR OLD FURFUR? WHAT DO YOU MEAN TICKET TO THE BIG TIME

aziraphale uhm i love you but that was VERY naive you’ll have to run her over with the car now 👍🏻

OHHH YES LONDON 1941 LETS GOOOOOOOOOOO

AAAAAAAAA its the same scene but the nazis are about to become zombie flesh eaters

furfur face reveal?

LOL THE NAZIS WENT TO HELL

ah yes nice fresh cup of fire

THE LIFT HOMEEEEEEEEE

aziraphale’s face 🫶🏻😭 “shut upppp”

“on behalf of my………..good friend here” michael sheen had an aziraphale moment in that one interview

YAY ITS AZIRAPHALE’S MAGIC SHOW

okay so furfur uses the nazis to spy on aziracrow HEHEHEH they’re gonna interrupt them during the dinner aren’t they

miracle blocker 💀

the proof being?? an almost kiss ?? i’m delusional

yummm tasty human flesh meal

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THEYRE IN THE BOOKSHOP

“oh there’s no need to thank me that’s what……… friends……..do” AZIRAPHALEEEEEEEEEEE

“to mr fell (that’s me😊) a wonderful student”

AZIRAPHALE MOVING AROUND BEING EXCITED FOR THE MAGIC ACT AND CROWLEY PLAYING THE PUBLIC OH THEYRE SO THEYRE SOOOO

also what made crowley so embarrassed about it in the future?

“the farthing has vanished!!!!”

“you, my nefertiti fooling fellow~ are about to perform on the west end stage! if that doesn’t make you a professional conjurer, i don’t know what does” CROWLEY YOU HAVE TO PUT A ROMANCE WARNING BEFORE SPEAKING THIS IS SO ADORABLE

AND JUSSSST THW WAY AZIRAPHALE SMILES AT HIM????

oh my is this going to be the boa scene? 🫢

“natural dexterity” yeah now i see why crowley’s embarrassed

why does aziraphale have a firearm license HOW MANY LICENSES DOES HE HAVE

“you wot?”

CROWLEY’S GOING TO BE THE ASSISTANT I KNEW IT (THE HAND ON THE ARM!!!)

THEY HELD HANDS AZIRAPHALE PUT HIS LEFT HAND ON CROWLEYS TOO OOOOOHHHH MY GOD THE AMOUNT OF SLOWED GIFS PEOPLE ARE GOING TO MAKE OF THIS MOMENT

these nazi zombies are crap what was their plan anyway

HELP they’re all soldiers

THE MIRACLE BLOCKER NOOO

OOOHHH ITS NOT GONNA END WELL IS IT

shit they took the picture

i’m actually sweating

POOR CROWLEY’S TREMBLING

WOOOO IT WORKED

AZIRAPHALE IS SO GAY WITH THAT BOA STOP STOP BEING GAY YOURE TOO SWEET

“aziraphalala” me reading his name for the first time

girl put that picture on fire it’s literally in your own hands

aziraphale has stolen the evidence with a magic trick hasn’t he

HAHA YESS HE DID

OHHHHHHHHHH THE DINNER THE DINNERRRRRR

SHADES OF GRAY VERY DARK GRAY AND VERY LIGHT GRAY ITS THEM OH ITS SO THEM IM IN TEARS

do demons even have vital organs?

“CROWLEY’S PET”😨

don’t touch his bookshop.

nina break up with them that relationship is so stressful please

NAH CROWLEY TALKING TO THE BENTLEY LIKE A DOG 💀

THEYRE GOING TO HAVE THE BALL YEAAAAAAH

tagging @neil-gaiman since he said he was interested in reading live reactions

[thedeathdeelers]

my demon reactions on the plane part 2: omg (ep 10)

the way his fingers cover the wedding ring when the hobo tells him he can only get his powers back once dohee dies- like he’s protecting it (and by extension dohee) from whatever fate that is out to get her YEAAAAH

people on shows and movies finding out a person is supernatural and then immediately just…googling it…will always be hilarious

what are u expecting to find m8????

but yeah basically finance guy is bella swan. is what i’m trying to say

anyway i forgot about finance guy and star jin and im sad that im now having to be reminded that they exist

sir it’s illegal to stare at someone with heart eyes as big as those. sir. sir please

“what scared you then?” don’t say don’t say it don’t say it i will CRY

NO HE SAID HE WHILE SHES ASLEEP AND HOLDING HER HAND THIS IS EVEN WORSE

oh no- you just know when they show us one of the characters fully planning out their trip that something will happen and the trip will Not

AAAAAND THERE WE GO. OF COURSE OBSESSED #1 CALLS HER OF COURSE

FINALLY

HE FINALLY TELLS OBSESSED #1 STRAIGHT UP

lol obsessed #2 finally realising obsessed #1 is insane. welcome to the club

yeah im fine. i’m not crying in a plane like a weirdo. i’m cool lol (holy shit hOLY SHIT)

YAY BUT IM ALSO TERRIFIED ITS ONLY EP 10 MOM COME PICK ME UP IM SCARED

OK onto the next one (ep 11)

HE’S LETTING HER DRESS HIM AND SHES CHOOSING LIGHT COLOURS YAAAASS

man idk maybe don’t brag that u won against hobo deity. just a thought

“i would rather forget myself than forget you” ok. ok ok ok . cool (he did both. kinda)

no

noooo nooo wolsim can’t be obsessed #1 right??? she can’t be????? unless she somehow betrayed him in that previous life and it’s why he decided to become a demon- to erase all human emotions and why he’s always hated insignificant humans???

bruh

or it’s totally a mislead idk lmao

“i’ll never leave you no matter what happens” *stares at ‘ep 11’ and starts sweating*

OOH OH IS OBSESSED #2 GONNA GO UNDERCOVER RATHER THAN SWITCH SIDES

CAUSE IF SO HE CAN GO FROM BEING ‘OBSESSED #2’ & ‘FINANCE GUY’ to ‘SEOKHOON OPPA’

sir

SIR

MAYBE WAIT UNTIL YOURE NOT WITHIN EARSHOT TO CALL DOHEE JC IM STRESSED

i hate to say this but seokhoon (oppa 💀) and guwon’s bromance is now …my favourite thing ever. i love this. so much lmao

dammit obsessed #1 is also redeeming herself FFS

“if you ever hurt dohee i’ll become a priest and exorcise you” crap i like him.

DOES HE HEAL HIS ARM?????

….well then. that ending. was. ok. that’s cool. yup 👍🏻

[apobangpogirlyyy]

Tell me why I have read this before but never liked or reblogged this ik I am dumb lol anyways this broke my heart literally like I had tears in my eyes even when I re-read this just now and the emotions that I felt while reading this made me think that when you feel like this while reading a fic or a story of some made up characters that are not even real that means that the author of that book is THAT AMAZING!! 💗🦋 You are so talented Mimi literally a fabulous author who makes a reader connected with that fic even if it's just a oneshot, idk if this will have another part or not but I feel like this ending is good, this story deserved this ending and we can see at last that y/n will be fine in the future and forget this heartbreak and breakup no matter how hard it will be cause she will get that comfort through her fav thing writing and I am sure every person or woman is strong and can get through a heartbreaking phase of their life even if it's hard at first cause there is a strong and independent woman in every girl so, yeah loved this masterpiece Mimi, thankyou!! you are amazing!! I wish y/n will get through this and try to find herself after this breakup and Tae will get dumped by that bitch and their relationship will get ruined in the most devastating way sorry not sorry💀🤷🏻‍♀️ ik I am a bit bitchy here or maybe a lot bitchy but in my opinion Tae and his sidepiece (what did I said about being a bit bitchy?💀) do deserve this cause if he stopped loving y/n after awhile in their relationship, he should have politely broken up with y/n even if how much that hurts her or him, he should have talked to her about it instead of cheating but I guess a cheater will always be a cheater, it's my thinking cause cheating is not a mistake, it's a choice and when a person can make a wrong choice even after knowing it's consequences then they doesn't deserve any forgiveness or a second chance so in conclusion I hate cheating and cheaters!! 😀👍🏻

P.s.- Why this is too long wtf!?!? 😭💀

Cheater | kth [oneshot]

⏤𝒔𝒚𝒏𝒐𝒑𝒔��𝒔; Ten proofs you got to find out the truth but you were too blind in love to see.

⏤𝒘𝒂𝒓𝒏𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒔: oral sex [female and male receiving], strong language, penetrative sex, protected sex, cum eating, creampie, soft sex

⏤𝒈𝒆𝒏𝒓𝒆: angst, smut

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[yawnjunn]

TXT unboxing your album on vlives (and pulls your pc!!)

hiii ok im currently making taehyun and beomgyu's fics lol and also, TXT IS MAKING A COMEBACK WOOHOO *twerks* 😎

╰┈➤ txt x gn! reader !!

╰┈➤ pronouns used: they/them

╰┈➤ warnings: none, just txt being your personal fanboys lol

yeonjun:

•is very very careful when unboxing your album

•"MOA, have you bought (your group name's) newest album? and if you havent why havent you HMM?"

•would immediately check for YOUR pcs

•once he pulled you, he would be like "YESS i pulled y/n wooohoo"

•i think he'd probably kiss your pc 😭

•compliments your pc "y/n looks so pretty here"

•takes photos of himself with your pc and sends it to you

•would show your pc to his MOAs, "y/n looks cute in here right?"

•if theres a hate comment on you or your relationship. BLOCKED. REPORT.

•couldnt stop looking at your pc for the 100th time during the vlive

•no hate to your group, but he secretly buys that album hoping to get your pc only or anything that includes you in it 😭

•i mean yeah, he couldve just buy an individual pc of you BUT he wanted to support you and your group too so yeah he bought that album in order to support yall :(

soobin:

•would observe the packaging first or the front cover

•"theyre getting better with their packaging these days, do you agree MOA?"

•when he pulls your pc, he'd show it to moas first

•"moa look! I got y/n!!"

•he'd bring your pc close to his chest and hugs it

•would make your pc stand on the table as he continues to unbox your album and be like "y/n's photocard can be today's special guest"

•fans would ask him "odi or y/n?"

•"odi or y/n? thats a tough question...hm no no no" (obvsly hes gonna choose you since soobin said odi is not fun anymore,(odi's teen era 😟)he mentioned it on his recent vlive lol)

•another fan would comment something like "soobin got y/n's photocard?? GIVE ME THAT ONE"

•and soobin would be like "moa, i love you but i have to protect this pc of y/n at all cost, theres no way im gonna share with you"

beomgyu:

•this man would never get embarass being your fanboy

•would buy ALL versions of your albums

•would dramatically open your album like he would probably be opera singing while opening your album

•would close his eyes hoping to pull your pc

•and when he did pulled you, he would act as if your pc is fragile like he'd be so careful with it 💀

•"this pc is gonna be the newest one in my 'y/n's pc collections'"

•fans would be like "beomgyu has a collection of y/n's photocards??"

•and he would reply something like, "yeah? I even have all versions of their albums AND even their lightstick, im like the biggest (fandom name) try to beat that"

•has a whole shelf for your albums 👍🏻

•would even show his collection of your pcs

•"i have this y/n" "i have that y/n too"

•would literally pay any amount for a rare pc of yours

taehyun:

•the calmest among all

•he'd be telling his fans to support your group too by buying atleast one album from you (supportive bf vibess)

•would set the pc aside, anxious wanting to get your RAREST photocard (save the best for the last ofc)

•would lowkey skip all your members as he flip through the photobook just so he can only see ur beautiful face 😭

•would NEVER get embarass to compliment you whether its in private or not

•"wahh y/n looks so cute in here"

•"aww look at them smiling in here"

•"what do you guys think about this concept?"

•If he sees a hate comment about you. HE'D DEFEND YOU AND YOUR GROUP WITH HIS SAVAGE ASS IDC

•ok NOW time for the pc reveal

•as soon as he found out he pulled you, he'd make those tiny noises that he usually makes 🥺 (iykyk)

•would put your pc in his clear phonecase

•AND WOULD STICK ALL YOUR INDIVIDUAL POSTERS IN HIS ROOM (well maybe like 1 or 2, just posters that would match his room's vibe)

hueningkai:

• the cutest reaction fr

• takes his time to open the album ofc

• fans would comment something like "JUST OPEN THE ALBUM ALREADY I WANNA SEE WHOS PC YOURE GONNA PULL"

•but NO kai would tease tf out of moas and be like "should i open it or not? eh maybe 5 more minutes"

•after what felt like DECADES, he finally opens the album

•he'd take out all the items inside carefully and set it on the table, arranging them

•like taehyun, he'd save the pc for the last

•would do a quick review on the photobook like flipping the pages really fast

•when he found out he pulled YOUR pc, yall know he'd scream 😟

•he'd get pretty excited tbh

•AUTOMATICALLY would put the pc inside a photocard toploader (i think thats what its called)

•AND he'd decorate it with stickers!!! yay kai !!!

•after finish decorating, HE WILL SHOW YOU HIS MASTERPIECE FR

•like he'll send you a pic of it and asks for your opinion

•if you dont like it, he's gonna have to re do it :(

•BUT if you like how he decorates, he'd be smiling till his cheeks hurt

•but ofc, youre gonna say u love it anyways cause who would want to hurt hyuka's feelings? exactly. no one.

•pretty sure hes gonna put it on his bedside table so that the first thing he sees when he wakes up...is a pic of you.

[theficblog]

"send everything in" bestie do u want me to give you the whole alphabet chart? 😭💀🫂

Cbnakdnmabd sorry i like teasing 👍🏻 (👀😌) but seriously you're cool too 🥺 i like reading ur tags lmao it's ps but modern

Also, doyoung themed? 😏 i like ur mind right here doyoung is so expensive and he makes being a ravenclaw so damn classy god bless

Awwhahahaha no i love teasing tooo!!! Yeah If I'm stuck Imma go to dreamies' dino a to z sing with dinosaurs and wow you like them? It's mostly stuff i think will be too much to put on here so i just add them with the intention nobody will actually read them lol but that's an honour, thank you babe!! 💖🫂

For reals Doyoung should start charging for evertime he is talked about and overall anything related to the kim dongyoung. Nor a Ravenclaw neither an Aquarius but still I hope he accepts me lmaoo

[blackberry-gingham]

You don’t have to acknowledge this if it makes you uncomfortable! I just saw in a post you made that said you were really against graphic smut. I was just wondering what you mean like that. I know we’ve talked about some sexual stuff on your page before and sometimes you entertain our horny hours ™️ And I remember you wrote a really good smut scene in Catch (that I found very tasteful btw💗) I guess I was just wondering what your line was because I don’t want to cross it if I ever send an ask or idea your way. Again, no worries if this makes you uncomfortable. Just disregard it then.

Aw you're fine!!! It's a fair question, especially when I call myself a sfw blog lol, so I don't mind answering!

When I say "graphic smut" I'm pretty much talking about the like 🍆👉🏻😺 type of stuff. That or fics where the entire thing is literally just a porno tbh, like the "porn without plot" tag. I'm not trying to like gatekeep writing penetration, it's just that it's just pretty uncomfortable read for me dkskssksk 💀💀💀

My absolute limit for smut is pretty much just enough information for you to understand that like "yeah, they're doing it" lol. I don't need anything about the like dirty talk, or the girth of the male partner, or the genitalia sounds during the act, or reading about the like boutta 🥜🥜 parts djdsjsjsj, or anything like that 😅😅😅😅🙏🏻

When you guys send like horny ideas, that's different bc you're more describing a concept rather then like... Laying out every last dirty detail, you know? It puts the power in my hands to decide just how much detail I want to put into the idea of like.... Riding the doc's face or something lol, so it's easier for me to handle 👍🏻

Also, thank you for the compliment and the nice ask 🥺😭😭😭🙏🏻🙏🏻