#so yeah gonna do ages my own way in this verse cause Jesus canon went bad

[cagedcats]

So after a tad of working on potential SkyClan allegiance for my AU, this is what I got. Names aren’t set in stone at the current moment.

Surprisingly just using the “my mother said this” usage for some of the cats added enough for me at times. Only had to yoink like three cats and adjust some ages. Since there’s no telling how old each cat is (like Fallowfern, Waspwhisker, Clovertail, and the list goes on).

Now it just leaves the Leader and Deputy. Cause idk whether to do Cloudstar or Spiderstar and their respective deputies for here. Or see if I could potentially yoink more mentioned only once cats.

Family tree idea under the cut, names will be fixed up later

Snowfall becomes the parent to Blackpelt (Ebonyclaw), Whitefur (Harveymoon), and Magpieheart (Macgyver)

Ploverflower will still have Tinycloud, Rockshade, and Bouncefire

Laurelcloud and Rainheart will have Sage and Mint

Fallowfur and Frostwhisker will have Plum Nettle Rabbit and Creek

Ploverflower’s second litter will be moved to… Ebonyclaw? Maybe? Or maybe Spiderstar’s deputy should I yoink the two of em. Idk I’ll figure it out.

Leaf either has Fire, Storm and Harry with a kittypet named Billy (yeah I’m not a fan of him, not letting him join) or she has her litter with Hornet and they co-parent.

Cherrytail has her kits either solo or with either Shrewtooth or Hutch. Or maybe even Egg once he joins.

Tinycloud can still have Pebble and Parsley. But with an unknown partner.

I guess the couples after can continue to have their kids beyond this. But idk tbh 🤷 I can’t really remember anyone beyond Pebble and Parsley. I know they exist, but what their names may be idk.

No double litters of course, I’ll work to figure out the bloodlines and a way to keep it simple for myself to remember.

But timeline wise- Firefern is an apprentice and one of the journeying cats, so probably Tinycloud would be expecting her kits when they leave the Forest territory before the others. I’ll rant about the weird SkyClan timeline issue in the tag

But yeah Firefern and the others by the time they return to the Clans- SkyClan is already gone, having left thinking she was either A) Dead or B) Taken by humans. So she joins up with ThunderClan

Also debating to yoink some random cats for future warriors as well. Such as Jessy and her mother (who I HC having some SkyClan blood) aaand maybe Smoke? Idk maybe she stayed behind in the hopes to join WindClan since she and Onewhisker were a thing and she was turned away (by him).

But idk yet

Edit: I think I’m gonna include Jessy, her mother and Smoke.

Jessy will be… Briarfang, her mother will get a miscellaneous name. Smoke will be named Fogfur or something. She can be Echo’s sister perhaps?

[antiquexbeast]

Hey so I love your ship with antiquexbeast. Christblood deserves more love and vampire/witch + demon christblood deserves even more! Can you give us a few headcannons or little fun facts for the ship?

i think you mean @sacrosanctdeceit lol, but that’s chill afefaiwenfiidk im glad ya’ll like our? flailing mess of 30 half verses and wine fueled crack bullshit???idek what headcanons i can give really for the whole ship, mostly since damien acts very differently to the other depend on the verses. i can try to do a minor breakdown of each though?

                      damien, actual good boi           as a friendship, yeah they’d be a little weird, but pretty much everyone on the block is weird, so they’d find ways of enjoying each other’s company of course ~           as a romantic ship or anything else like that on it’s own, in canon, with like… no au spices or anything, idk i honestly have a hard time shipping it and writing for it lol. this has everything to do with damien as a person and the sheer fact that he wouldn’t ever fuck a married dude, let alone a dude whose married to his best friend like what lol??

demon!joe just terrifies the shit out of him so that’s… yeah… not much to say about that there tbh it’s self explanatory lol

                     vampire!damien         you know what’s jacked up about this ship? technically he just waits for everyone in the neighborhood to die and then he can be fine hanging out with this demon who, for some inexplicable reason, really has the hots for him.         but damien hangs out in his coffin chewin his nails every morning like “jfc i’m terrible, i’m literally out here messin’ around with the thing possessing the body whose body is married to my best friend oh my god what is wrong with me this is awful and terrible this needs to stop how do i stop this??” but invariable does… nothing… to fix… the problem… until it becomes a debilitating issue lol

also spoiler: i don’t think he’s… actually told this thing that he loves them lol. he’s feelin’ Some Kinda Way about the whole thing but STILL goes and MESSES AROUND with this DEMON, like BOI what I s YoU DoiN??

HCs??       - thoroughly enjoys being domestic and old and will literally come over to curl up on the couch and knit next to demon!boi while he’s doing something calm.        - out of sheer archaic habit, he’s very controlled with his displays of affection and personal space, something he generally forgets that lends a hand in keeping their strange relationship in check. usually the demon is the first to provide affections and compliments first, but every now and then when he’s sure they’re alone he’ll place a hand on the demon’s just so, or press a brief kiss to the corner of his mouth.       - he refuses to tell the demon how old he is, and has made a point to say that it’s rude to ask or poke around his brain for the information. the only hint of his general age one might get would be that he periodically succumbs to fits of feral behavior. normally he’d shut himself in the underground workings of his home until he slept it off, but since the demon’s come into his life and ruined his routine, that’s been completely thrown off.       - he does go through bouts of something he can only describe as narcolepsy. it usually occurs when he’s expended a great deal of energy towards craft in a very limited amount of time, or when he’s put under too much stress ( physiological, emotional, ect ). when he sleeps, he’s never sure if he’ll wake up in a week, a month, or a decade. it’s very difficult to wake him in fact, but since the other immortal has been in his life, he’s had an easier time waking up mid coma for a few moments at a time ~

                     exorcist!damien          oh my god THIS man in particular is just? he’s absolutely polite, don’t get me wrong, he’s still a sweetheart, but he will not hesitate to back hand you into next week if you happen to be something he has to hunt and/or yeet back into wherever dimension you came from.          he’s not terribly thrilled about the job he has now, but he’s a bit stuck in it since his family made a lot of weird mistakes 50 skrillion years ago, so that’s just part of the ol’ family business now i guess. he does agree that it could be worse, and he’s very happy that the people he works for ensures that his son is always kept safe ( probably so if he dies for some weird reason they can just recruit him and be like GO AVENGE YOUR DAD or some weirdness idk that tends to happen right? )            he’s a tad bit bitter right now, but i think that’s mostly because he’s just annoyed that the target he’s trying to hunt and exterminate is trying to be friends? after previously trying to take his body? like boi… figure yourself out.

HCs??       - if this went anywhere but constant fighting it’d be a hateship i’m alive for that bc im filthy like hands down. i literally can’t think of any scenario where exorcist!dame doesn’t want to just peel the demon out and get the town Jesus Boi back. but here’s this demon. makin things hard. gettin all chummy.      - during daylight and normal hours, he doesn’t look any different, but his skin covered in a great series of tattoos ( scarification?? ) of charms, talismans, demon traps, and assorted other inscriptions. most of them are for banishing entities, ensuring he isn’t possessed, and one spot on his chest that acts as a sort of “spiritual pocket” for a single bonded weapon of choice ( The Order keeps calling them blessed script and the like, but he’s just like yeah, that’s not, you know i’m a witch right this isn’t… okay you know what? that’s fine, not gonna argue, i’m tired– )      - the main issue with the above is demon boi keeps TOUCHING HIM and activating the runes that repel him by reflex. most demons immediately pull away and complain about the pain and being burned, but demon!joe just keeps getting in his space and picking him up and carrying him around he’s just SO DISTURBED BY THIS like do you have a pain kink what is WRONG??      - istg most of this verse is Damien trying to catch demon boi in the act of some bullshit out in public. usually he’s more covert than this, but being as this target is just so SMOOTH and DECENT SEEMING and TOO GOOD at it, it’s now just driving him nuts, so he’s pulling some Willie Coyote stunts he honestly shouldn’t be      - idk i don’t have a lot for this yet other than it just makes me laugh cause i just needed something not so tense as our other verses lol

jfc this was so long I’M SO SORRY i think that’s it though i’m done afoienfawe