#so when they misunderstand your continuous yawns as a sign of wanting to mate you can't blame their moray instincts hehe
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please bless us with some eel mating season/breeding TwT
The moray eel doesn't have an exact mating season because they only mate when there is enough food and a suitable habitat. But most morays will mate in warmer waters because the temperatures are usually the best for mating. Morays will also open and close their mouths very widely at one another to show that they wish to mate!
Applying that to Jade and Floyd, they could essentially just choose to mate with you whenever they want, but I think they're both particular about the season. Floyd wants to mate with you in the summer because the waters are warm and comfortable, and it's the perfect time to give his shrimpy plenty of babies! Jade prefers the spring because that's when everything is in bloom (or is just starting to bloom) and it's a beautiful transition from winter to spring. But since they intend to mate with you at the same time, they'll settle for something in between both seasons. Perhaps the month where spring gives way to summer.
You probably won't know about the opening and closing of the mouth, which is how they'll trap you. Floyd does it quite noticeably, but Jade's a little covert with it. Perhaps you'll think Floyd's playing a game and so you'll do it back, and after a few times they're certain you want to mate (horny moray delusion...). Unlike Azul, the twins will want you to stay human when they fuck you. Your small size is so cute to them, and they want to see you cry when they stuff you full. The mating process will last for hours, so enjoy being sandwiched between both of them in the water, their long bodies curled snugly around you. <3
#meraki thirsts#n/sfw#tw: breeding#i cannot look at eels the same after jade and floyd#i will never forget the time i went to an aquarium and there was a moray eel hiding in the rock formations#and i overheard a mother pointing it out to her child#and she said 'it's like the bad guys from the little mermaid. you remember them right?'#and i immediately thought 'omg she's talking about jade and floyd'#she was in fact *not* talking about the leech twins from the hit mobile game twisted wonderland#but jetsam and flotsam ;;;;;;#orz tweels live rent-free#but thinking of mating!!! the trope of meeting a mer friend but neither speak each other's language#and can only communicate in body language#so when they misunderstand your continuous yawns as a sign of wanting to mate you can't blame their moray instincts hehe#aaaaa please ignore my ramblings T_T
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A Simple Misunderstanding- Gone Wrong.
“Let us go then.” The knight had said as the two entered the stonetallon mountains, both weary of things- the Captian more so than the knight, due to his being an undead and combing his beard as she rode Ma’dal with freedom, the two talked on what was going on still, and how he should watch himself, regardless of what Lad had said she would still feel the unwavering feeling that she would have to be on her guard.
“Raud, Keep your guard up.” Proclaiming as they rode the elevator upward to the destination she had taken in what was and what wasn’t, she growled and groveled as she placed herself half on guard yet half not. Having her first mate she really had no worries in the world. Yet here it came. The conflict that she had been ‘afraid of’ not really she knew what was coming really, herself with a human at her side.
A demon hunter had been sitting atop of the totem in the camp, self-proclaimed as she had dared to see to take an attack stance glaives out and ready to strike- The runes and eyes blazing with fury, though the captain would keep her ‘cool’ not wanting to strike what seemed to be someone under Lad’s jurisdiction. Knowing the reasoning- aside from the man being of undeath he was, in fact, a human, despicable to most others of her faction, sadly.
"Tell it to leave. Now."
The captain would not even bother taking her swords out even though the other was fiercely ready to attack, hidden eyes flickering to the new female, giving a soft growl at the body gestures." I am here to meet Lad, to sign contracts, touch him and I'll slice you and feed you to the Nighthowl lady." keeping her footing she eased up some but lightly tapped the swords at her side, this was always the first warning to say ‘Don’t Do It’.
"You watch your tone with me, child. I am a guard for the house that operates at this outpost. That /thing/ is not welcome here. I will not repeat myself. Make. It. Leave."
Huffed out and gripped the hilt." Look here wretch, Lad Said we were welcomed, you dare cross someones sayings so easily?" glancing to Raud for a moment then back to her, though normally the captain was calm and collective even in the worst of situations- the hate between the races was always a spark to start the blazing fire held deep within.." You dare cross me?" standing her ground.
"Lad isn't here right now, is he?"The Demon Hunter said, keeping her eyes on the pair before her. She made no move to drop her ready stance, looking like a viper ready to strike. "One. When I get to three, I will kill the two of you."
The Captain glared and took her swords out." I WAS Invited, do not dare raise your blades lady, Bite that forked tongue and swallow, You better get ahold of his ass or it will be two on one, I will not back down from this." She had reasonings. Contracts, fun, her best friend. The First mate follows her lead, gripping his weapon tightly before resting it on his back as he continued to eye the aggressive Illidari.
Though thinking about it now, fueled by anger the Demon Hunter began to shout into a comm device that was clipped to one of her shoulder guards.
Kalaire was pretty much listening to the woman yelling, leaning back to Raud and elbowing him lightly holding a sword out like 'what the fuck', The Demon Hunter slowly rose to her full height, dropping the ready stance. She carefully approached the other elf and leaned in close so that her face was inches away from the Captain's nose. "If you and your pet so much as look at me wrong, I will fucking end the both of you."
Lifting a brow at the woman, as short as she was a merely 5' growling, may being short she had a bunch of anger to ride on in a quick notice." My 'pet ' lady is my first mate, you touch him or look at him cross I'll slit your throat where you lay. Got it?" purring she grinned rather coy, so forceful as her bound knuckles turned white, wanting to strike.
Looked over at the human and spat at his feet. "You have poor taste in men," the Demon Hunter said as she backed off. "You are a disgrace to our people. Fucking a human," she spat again. Ignoring the woman for a brief moment even as she had spat, so used to this, Raud had leaned over to whisper - “She seems nice.”*Clearly sarcastic as he observed the Illidari.
Snickering at her first mate for a moment- then stepped forward and as if to strike she placed her blades in the holsters against her better judgment, oh how it took so much NOT to slice the woman, but for the better of contracts and a 'steady job' she kept her cool." Says a fucken illidari."
"At least I had the courage to follow Prince Kael'thas in the search of a new home for our people while you were busy fucking a human."
The Captain gently holds a hand to her first mate, making his weapon lower, not wishing for conflict, well not right now- she would remember this." Who ever said I was fucking him? Also, who is the true monster, who followed a prince who traded his people for power, good choice doll face."
Letting out a string of curses in the demonic tongue, her demonic runes literally on fire. The Illidari turned on her heels and stormed off, swearing loudly.
The First mate snickers as he watches the Illidari walk off. “ Hah, it seems you got her goat Captain.” The Captain gently touched Rauds arm." You were good, not attacking. Yes, I did get her good."Grinning oh so evilly right now.
The two would then wander off back down the elevator to a ‘safer’ spot after the huffing and puffing was over, though she wore a straight face Raud knew she was very angry and going to be fuming over this till she got to smack the ‘Lad’ guy who they were supposed to be meeting there. With sand shifting they both slowly looked over to their left to see the Garn Nighthowl with a slightly bloodied maw licking at it, lowing his head and nuzzling it into the two as he laid down.
“Guess we are sleeping here then.”
“Seems so.”
The Captain just laid against Ma’Dal and yawned, knowing if she dozed off that Raud would be able to ward off anyone, even with the Nighthowl right there too, she was very protected currently.
[ Collaborative Writing With- @raudwra ]
#Ic#Cannon#{Captain & First Mate- Kalaire & Raud}#Adventures for contracts#DAMNIT LAD#Finally able to post#Been away for a bit
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