#orz tweels live rent-free
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please bless us with some eel mating season/breeding TwT
The moray eel doesn't have an exact mating season because they only mate when there is enough food and a suitable habitat. But most morays will mate in warmer waters because the temperatures are usually the best for mating. Morays will also open and close their mouths very widely at one another to show that they wish to mate!
Applying that to Jade and Floyd, they could essentially just choose to mate with you whenever they want, but I think they're both particular about the season. Floyd wants to mate with you in the summer because the waters are warm and comfortable, and it's the perfect time to give his shrimpy plenty of babies! Jade prefers the spring because that's when everything is in bloom (or is just starting to bloom) and it's a beautiful transition from winter to spring. But since they intend to mate with you at the same time, they'll settle for something in between both seasons. Perhaps the month where spring gives way to summer.
You probably won't know about the opening and closing of the mouth, which is how they'll trap you. Floyd does it quite noticeably, but Jade's a little covert with it. Perhaps you'll think Floyd's playing a game and so you'll do it back, and after a few times they're certain you want to mate (horny moray delusion...). Unlike Azul, the twins will want you to stay human when they fuck you. Your small size is so cute to them, and they want to see you cry when they stuff you full. The mating process will last for hours, so enjoy being sandwiched between both of them in the water, their long bodies curled snugly around you. <3
#meraki thirsts#n/sfw#tw: breeding#i cannot look at eels the same after jade and floyd#i will never forget the time i went to an aquarium and there was a moray eel hiding in the rock formations#and i overheard a mother pointing it out to her child#and she said 'it's like the bad guys from the little mermaid. you remember them right?'#and i immediately thought 'omg she's talking about jade and floyd'#she was in fact *not* talking about the leech twins from the hit mobile game twisted wonderland#but jetsam and flotsam ;;;;;;#orz tweels live rent-free#but thinking of mating!!! the trope of meeting a mer friend but neither speak each other's language#and can only communicate in body language#so when they misunderstand your continuous yawns as a sign of wanting to mate you can't blame their moray instincts hehe#aaaaa please ignore my ramblings T_T
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SK! Jade: Me too. (Reader: Me too.)
Serial Killer Floyd lives rent free in my head! TWT (fingers crossed I can finish the comic somehow.) Thank you for feeding us, meraki!
:O UUWUWAAAAAA SK!FLOYD COMIC?!?!?! Omg,,, I adore the way you draw the tweels. ( ≧ᗜ≦)💖 Floyd's expression is so cute (Jade looks equally cute, too)!!! And the monologue: from the moment I was born, I could never understand the idea of a norm. AAAAA THAT'S SO GOOD!!!!!! SO YUMMY!!!! *chef's kiss* I am eating this up. orz orz thank you very much for feeding me with such wonderful art. May sk!Floyd continue to live in all of our heads hehe. >:D
#twisted chit chat#serial killer floyd#mellowwillowy#also i may just be reading into it too much BUT#the scribbles...... jade's being his stomach and floyd's being his heart....#and other scribble being the head (portrait?) of the person next to floyb :O#perhaps there isn't any symbolism and i'm simply overanalyzing but i love the details so much >w<
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