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peaches2217 · 8 months ago

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“You’ve barred us both from the Kingdom of Heaven” is officially the most ominous thing I’ve ever been told at work, and given I’ve been in customer service for nine years, that’s saying something. It was so poetic and unexpected, absolute flawless delivery, too. 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻

#context:#there was a big group setting up in one of our pavilions but the pavilion itself hadn’t been reserved for today #I sent that area’s camp host out there to see what was going on #it was a church holding a baptismal service. they just assumed it would be free since they’re a religious organization #so we had to hold up a whole-ass baptism until they forked over the $75 their chosen spot requires #talk about killing the mood. 😅😂#so when he got back from collecting their money the camp host informed me that neither of us are going to heaven now #hey! I think God can forgive us for trying to run a business.#peaches screams into the void

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