#so vodka+cranberry juice is fun even tho it still tastes at least a little bit (or a lottle bit if u dont mix it right💀 oops) like alcohol

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Uh oh! All Bertholdt brainrot! Again!

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He really likes cranberry-apple juice, it tastes slightly bitter and sweet and he just likes that kinda thing

Always has a phone protective layer over the screen because he ends up dropping it more than he’d like to admit

He also lost his AirPods like 3 times so he only uses the wired ones now

Hates beer but drinks vodka on rough nights, he comes home drunk and a bit depressed.

He’s the kind of drunk that asks to cuddle but doesn’t let go, he’s also the little spoon and wraps himself around you

He also likes double stuff oreos, he doesn’t eat them in one bite, instead he takes little bites or licks off the cream

He watched my little pony when he was a kid, sometimes he still watches it. His favorite is twilight sparkle.

He drinks sprite at room temperature... Annie smacks him for it and Reiner contemplates his life.

He stares at dogs when he goes to shelters (only shelters) and puts his hand up to it to see what it does, one time it licked where his hand was and he cried a little

He wants to own a puppy with you one day, not a real child, a puppy.

Man acts a lil too 💅 sometimes, he said “I’d suck a dick for $20” and you just stared at him. He also randomly moans when you’re on a call with a friend, he blushes a lot tho, it’s just cute. Hell only so it if he’s comfortable with you.

He listens to alt/rock music and can sing bottoms up WORD FOR WORD, every playlist he has has at least one (1) Nicki Minaj song on it

If he’s in the middle of a panic episode he’s surprised more easily, poke him and he’ll yelp, hug him and he’ll freeze up, just pet him and he’ll be content

Downloads those shitty games you see on ads and is actually really good at them, it’s almost scary. Also really good at Tetris? His fingers are too fast to keep up

He may be shy but if you take him on a date, he’s gonna be an idiot, I’m talking ice skating and tripping like Bambi, getting an ear piercing with you, even buying candy to eat a movie, he loves having fun with you

Very cuddly in the morning, he’ll wake up and immediately throw his arm around your waist and pull you in, sometimes he rests his head on your back or pulls your face to his chest, he sleeps shirtless so he’s w a r m

He collects squishmallows and names them all, if you two do the deed, he always turns them around or covers their eyes, he’ll say “not in front of the children”

Speaking of doing the deed... NSFW under the cut!

Needy as hell. He’ll hold your waist and whine a bit while grinding his erection against your lower back. He’ll groan and moan while sucking on the back of your neck

Low-key into (consensual) somnophilia, he’ll grind against your ass while you sleep and he spoons you, the thrill of you waking up to him grinding on you with a hard-on is enthralling to him

Very experimental, he’ll try anything once, doesn’t matter what it is, he’s even sucked off a dildo for you and used it on himself in front of you, he loves it

Really into teasing, he loves having you tie his arms behind his back and chew at his nipples until he’s squirming, or when he’s been giving you oral for hours and not tending to his painful erection, he’s both a masochist and a sadist

Has a huge biting and mark-up kink, he loves it when you litter his neck in purple and red marks in hard-to-hide spots, kiss softly and bite hard on his hips, suck him off and leave a good bite on his inner thigh next to his ass, he goes feral if his entire body is covered in marks

He’s dominant sometimes, not often, but sometimes. Hell tie you up and sit on your lap and whisper the dirtiest things in your ear and nibble on your neck, he’ll nibble on your nipples and lick the pain away with his tongue until you’re fully overstimmed

Sadist and a masochist, use it to your advantage!