#so trying to catry her back into the house was hard
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okay, i'm getting tired of the weird dreams. this is the third night in a row, please stop
#today i drramt the thrilling zaga of a 13-foot-long crocodile climbing into my kitchen window and the insulting me#and i couldnt get him to leave#i asked him politely#and then i started throwing things at him to get him to leave#to which he started insulting my lsck of hospitality and kindness#and started breaking my cermaic plates#so then i wound up trying to kill the crocodile#which also didn't work well#somehow i got him to leave#and then i had to hunt down my cat#who had panicked and run out of my house#so trying to catry her back into the house was hard#bc she didn't want to be handled and was doing the Angry Wiggle cats do when they don't want you to move them#hhhhh after my drram two nights ago#where three immortal witches tried to kill me#and failed bc i accidentally broke the urn that held thier magic supplies while dodging arrows#and then they said that their supplies had been ruined and there was no way to repair/regain them before Beltane#which was the next night#so they died#(disclaimer: i know beltane is an important holiday; but i cannot remember for whom it is popular or what it celebrates)#(it was just a dream; i mean no disrespect)#but yeah.#im tired of the Weird Dreams#even though theyre a little fun. theyre also extremely stressful
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