#so this morning i counted the socks currently in gb's laundry basket and it was an odd number
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I've been up since 3. There is not enough coffee in the world.
#red trivia#part of it is the dog's fault he randomly barfed at 3 am#and i'm scared it's cause he ate one of garbanzo bean's socks#i left the house briefly yesterday and forgot to close gb's bedroom door#and when i came back there was a sock in the living room that pupper had been chewing on#it survived#i put it back in the laundry#but then when he barfed i was like uh oh#so this morning i counted the socks currently in gb's laundry basket and it was an odd number#and that concerns me#anyway and then i couldn’t fall back to sleep until 4:45 and then#garbanzo bean#woke up covered in poop again at 5#so at that point as a household we just got up#fuck these new costco diapers man they are abysmal
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