#so they can't destroy him in a fit of territorial aggression lmaoooo | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

byanyan · 2 months ago

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scenes for you to imagine: byan sitting on the counter while your muse is cooking or baking, them occasionally interrupting to share funny memes or tiktoks they find while scrolling.

alternatively, they interrupt to share all the pictures (read: selfies) that they took today.

#just calm mundanity. i dig that shit. byan doesn't get enough of it.#hi i am still out but i am thinking. yearning to be home to put all this muse to good use #gonna be too tired by the time I get there tho so like. idk have this.#I'm also still thinking about a byan guidebook. other rules it would contain.#how there'd have to be an individual section for cis men so byan doesn't tear them to shreds #actually you'd basically have to introduce them to any men in your life the same way you introduce two cats #lock byan in a separate room so they get used to the sound of his voice & his scent & shit without letting them in his vicinity #so they can't destroy him in a fit of territorial aggression lmaoooo #━━ ˟ ⊰ ✰ ooc ⋮ don't @ me.

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