#so there's plenty of chances

[shadow-pixelle]

Comedic irony is real and somewhere a god is laughing at me.

Explanation under the cut so that y'all don't have to deal with the massive wall of essay this turned into.

To explain;

Today I had to do laundry. It was a lot of laundry, like basically all my laundry that needed doing, because I'm entering a big period for coursework so I wanted to get that stuff all out of the way as best I could so I could ignore laundry for a few weeks to work and then only have to do one or two trips for laundry. This was gonna take freaking forever, so I put on my Good Hoodie and took my Switch with me in my pockets so I could play the game.

I spent most of the first load of laundry hunting things down for TM crafting items in Violet, since I'm currently building a bunch of competitive specced Pokemon to use in raids and then some more to give to my sister so she can have an easier time in raids. The timers on the machines go off, I get up, put those loads into the dryer and then start load 3 of laundry (there weren't enough machines available to do all three at once, sadly). At this point I'm done with the TM stuff and am working on getting these Pokemon to level 100 so I can Bottle Cap the IVs, and I don't want to use EXP Candy.

Usually my method of levelling at this point is The Basement, aka the lowest possible level of Area Zero, because things down there get up to lv60 so it's quite good. However, I decide not to, run around Area Zero for a bit, and then get a bit bored at the low levels.

'Sod it,' I say. 'I'm gonna go grind in the Valiant cave, at least that way there's a few more interesting shinies.'

Some extra context for this is that yesterday I was doing the EV training, using the Pokemon in The Basement, because Iron Hands and Iron Bundle give 3 EVs in Attack and Speed respectively and that's what I needed, plus they're higher level than the stuff I'd normally use. While I was down there, I got a shiny Iron Bundle (which I promptly blamed my sister for, since she'd wished me shiny luck about an hour before as I was getting started) and then a shiny Dunsparce, who was, in my own words, 'IN THE FUCKING WALL'. I literally only saw her because she moved and stuck her head out and my brain caught the pink, it was awful. This happened in the space of about... five, ten minutes at max?

Anyway back to today's adventure;

I walk down to the Valiant cave. First thing I see is an Iron Valiant, which I murder and continue on.

The second thing I see is a Shiny Pawmi.

I already have shiny Pawmo, and even more funny is that my sister has four of these damn things, but hey, the gods of shiny luck and RNG have spoken, shiny Pawmi, in the ball.

I continue to wander around and grind. A half hour or so passes. There is five minutes on my timer for laundry so I need to start packing up soon to deal with that and go home.

I encounter a Lycanroc.

I squint at the background while I fight.

'I can't tell if that's shiny or bad lighting,' I say, killing the Lycanroc while staring at the Iron Jugulis hanging out back there.

The screen moves. 'Bad lighting,' I decide, heading to go kill that Jugulis for EXP as well. I throw a Pokeball and send out my Baxcalibur.

'Shiny!' The game cheerfully informs me.

I have a heart attack.

But yeah so anyway that's the story of how I've gotten another two shinies today, one of which continues my quest to collect all the shiny Iron variant Paradox Pokemon. My Switch is now charging a little and I'm eating cake.

[xxplastic-cubexx]

charles doddles

below the cut is notes for myself on how i draw him cause im SICK of being inconsistent !!!!!!!

[anewp0tat0]

Black Butler Amino, Black Arts Magazine - Holiday Party

it doesn't quite look like a holiday party from here, but what I imagined as a humble little piece is~~ Ciel and Lizzy sneak away from the big bustling midford Christmas party and raid the kitchen desserts, like they did when they were kids(it was Lizzy's idea, Ciel clearly hasn't been himself since he returned, and she wanted to bring him back).

[rare-prism-s]

YIPPEE

[marclef]

How big are each of the Fakelings compared to Fakey?

they're not at their full size until a month or so after they take on their special "forms", but here's a big comparison chart i made for their adult sizes! (and probably put way too much effort into hehehe 😅)

(with some closeups here in case they're hard to see)

but, just in case you can't read them, the list of sizes (from tallest to shortest) is:

Paperino: 8'3

Fake Peppino AND Trashino: 8'0

Poultrino: 7'0

Goudino: 6'5

Pisceno: 6'0

hope this helps to show off the size differences! (and, probably the cleanest refs of the Fakelings so far, enjoy 👍✨)

[wifegideonnav]

Dude, Ethel Cain is so currently awful. Wtf

dude, why are you trying to start drama in my inbox. i can listen to an album without condoning everything the artist ever did. also i dont even know what you’re referring to but im guessing i don’t agree that it’s as egregious as you think, just based on your tone here.

[thelaurenshippen]

cw: harry potter, jk rowling, transphobia

I occasionally see posts/get messages about the various harry potter references in the bright sessions, etc. and I've gotten a bunch of new followers recently so just so any new/younger listeners of my shows know:

jk rowling is a terrible transphobe whom I hold zero respect for and I haven't given a dime of my money to her since she revealed who she truly is. I want the whole bright universe to be a safe space for trans people (including the trans folks in our cast and crew!) and if I could go back and remove those references, I would. but I can't! harry potter was an extremely significant part of my life until...well, until it became very clear who she really was. it makes me so sad to think that folks might be finding TBS now and get thrown out of the story by these references, but just know that the people who made the show do not stand by jk, and that in many ways, the show is a product of its time.

[feroluce]

Lucid Dreamer (2/2)

part 1

Gepard stalls almost a week before he finally goes out to the safehouse, and it takes him a couple days to find it because Sampo didn't have the time left to be wasn't super specific about the location. But he does find it.

It's pretty bare bones, really. Gepard knows that was probably to be expected, but… It feels crushing, when he realizes there are so few personal things here. It's nothing specific to Sampo. Just some food, some medical supplies. A cot and a heater and a lot of mismatched blankets. Nothing to remember someone by.

But he does find the letters, in a metal box stashed away under the bed.

There are two for him. Three for Natasha, and two for Seele. One for Hook, one for Serval, one for Pela, one for Bronya.

Bronya's is mostly business. They knew each other from the whole Stellaron incident, but not much beyond that, and the incoming catastrophe is a more pressing matter. Seele's is actually two copies of the same letter, and Gepard realizes why when Seele is so angry she rips the first one up without reading it. He gives her the copy a couple days later, and she slinks off without a word.

Pela seems completely normal after hers is delivered, but Gepard knows better than to trust that. The next day, he finds her asleep in bed with Serval, bottles abandoned on the floor, both their eye makeup smeared and running and Pela's glasses horribly smudged and crooked on her face. Serval doesn't read hers in front of him, but she's clingy with Gepard, Pela, and Lynx for quite a while after. She throws herself into her work a lot. She insists the heater from the safehouse is busted and she needs to keep it. It's too dangerous for use by someone who's not an engineer. Might burn their house down or something. Gepard doesn't argue.

Hook's letter is short, with easy to read words. The rest of it is actually a treasure map, and she and the moles spend the next several days running through the Underground, finding hidden candy and toys. Hook asks them when Sampo is coming back, because one of the marbles she found from his map looks green, just like his eyes, and she wants to give it to him. Natasha shoos Gepard out of the clinic before he can even begin to think of an answer.

Natasha refuses to let him see what's in her letters, which ok, fine, he'll respect that. He hears from Bronya who heard from Seele who heard from Natasha herself though that one of the letters was a map and the other a catalogue, with all of Sampo's hidden "warehouses." Gepard promptly marches himself back out to the frontlines, where he can turn a blind eye. If a ton of stolen goods suddenly enters the black market, and if the orphanage and the clinic suddenly have new supplies, well, technically that's none of his business.

Gepard goes to bed, curls up under mismatched blankets and closes his eyes.

He doesn't dream.

One of Gepard's letters was also business, like Bronya's and Natasha's. He and Bronya follow everything meticulously, down to the letter, because there has to be some good to get out of all this, there has to be. Gepard can't let it all be for nothing, it would bury him.

And so the catastrophe passes. Not without casualties, and not without a lot of damage and destruction. But Belobog survives.

And after that, time just kind of…goes on. Gepard has been a part of the Silvermanes since he was old enough to enlist. The Fragmentum had gotten so much worse in the years before Welt sealed the Stellaron. He knows the statistics, it is literally his and Pela's jobs to keep track. He knows when he sees a face everyday in the camps and then it's suddenly gone. He's not unfamiliar with things like grief and loss.

He still catches himself checking the trashcans and the supply crates and soldiers' footprints sometimes, though.

But there comes a night where Gepard goes to bed, holding the mismatched blankets to his face, and he dreams. And it's strange, it's off, it sticks with him. Sampo doesn't look the same. He's thinner. His muscles have atrophied. He looks like how Gepard has seen soldiers after months in the hospital.

The most unsettling difference is there's a scar across the left side of his head, Gepard can see it over his ear, peeking out past his hairline, carving towards his cheek. Sampo is always careful about his face. Gepard once saw him dodge a Fragmentum monster and literally let it cut across his neck just to keep his face clear. He wouldn't let that happen for nothing.

Their actions in the dream itself aren't new. Sampo seems tired, run down and worn out, but he announces his presence with aplomb by lobbing a bunch of smoke bombs off the rooftops and sending his soldiers scrambling. Same shit, different day.

The new part is what he says when Gepard chases him out to the edges of the camp, tackles him into the snow. Gepard pins him to the frozen ground to detain him and Sampo doesn't even fight it, just looks up at him like he's seeing sunrise for the first time in months.

"I'll be home in one week."

[astralhope]

@zexalmonth day 8:

F for Friendship

Yuma and Astral's relationship means everything to me.

I was immediately captured by them from the very start, from their rocky beginning, and watching their reluctantly partnership evolve into a bond that strong and deep is what makes Zexal so special to me.

They complement each other, both in terms of personality and duels, and they grew thanks to their bond, which got stronger after every obstacle and trouble that they overcame together.

Even if they were destined to be connected, being two parts of the same soul, they built their friendship from the ground, they learned to love the strengths and flaws of the other, and, from want to have nothing to do with the other, they become everything to each other.

Their bond has changed their lives, just as it has changed mine.

[ecopunkbeginner]

What'll happen if I just...put my food scraps in a random container right now and gradually turn it into a more proper compost thing? How quickly will I need to do something else to it to have it become something vaguely useful?

Unnecessary info: I always hate throwing food scraps away, but today I had such a nice experience eating berries outside and when I walked around outside I actually felt positive feelings which hasn't happened really at all recently? So it felt so incorrect to walk away without at least returning the remnants to nature rather than chucking them in the trash. But I don't have the materials or executive function to do anything besides....Put It Somewhere. I thought about putting it in one of the random plants outside, but it feels questionable to just shove my food scraps in someone else's plants. Idk how you're choosing to raise your plants, idek if something bad could happen. Maybe the lemon tree, since it's already got lemons on the ground around it, but again, it's still Not Mine and very much Is Someone Else's. Whatever I end up doing, it'll probably need to be contained to a....container, and a pretty small (and definitely cheap) one at that, because I'm renting a room here, it's functionally Not My Yard, and the yard is 92% concrete. I'm just keeping the bowl of berry bits in my room at the moment until I figure out what to do 😅

[beneathsilverstars]

Oops.. I already wrote the Isabeau friendquest song... Guess I'm doing this!!

I don't usually share much about songs I'm working on, but this project is so big, I'll lose it if I'm not posting some sorta WIPs... so here are the lyrics (subject to change ofc)!

(Isabeau) Lying under the stars With you I don’t know them But I want to Tell me all of their stories Old and new I want to hear them From you (Siffrin+Isabeau) Lying under the stars With you You don’t know me But I want you to Tell me all of your stories Old and new I want to hear them (Isabeau) I used to know it all, I used to be shy I changed myself into a lovable tough guy But I promise this isn’t all that I can up be If I changed again, would you lo- like me (spoken) Isabeau: It doesn't feel great, when people think I’m stupid just because I act a certain way. So… I might change to be a mix between a jock and a nerd. Someone who’s both strong and smart. Doesn't that sound like someone you wouldn't feel ashamed of knowing? Siffrin: Isa… I have never felt ashamed of knowing you. Not even a little bit. Isabeau: Heh, you're gonna make me blush, Sif! And, well… You know I feel the same, right? (Isabeau) Your jokes are puntastic, your laughter so bright When you talk about the theatre, your smile’s such a sight When you pause for breath, I want to breathe with you too You’re the coolest person I know, I lo- love spending time with you (Siffrin+Isabeau) Lying under the stars With you You could know me I could know you Tell each other our secrets Old and new I want to share them With y- (spoken) Bonnie: Aha! See, I told you they’d be here!

[auphelia]

Sometimes all I need really is to just visit my parents and play video games with my dad for 10+ hours in two days...

[stardestroyer81]

HDN-001 - BOPPER MAN Initially operating within an indoor trampoline park, Bopper Man, based off the bygone Socker Bopper craze of the nineties, once taught close-quarters boxing lessons before siding with Dr. Wily as part of his latest scheme. His compact and rubbery exterior makes for hard-hitting punches, and he is close friends with Bounce Man. Good Point: Resilient Bad Point: Cumbersome Likes: Friendly spars Dislikes: Standing idle for too long

I wanted a good excuse to practice the Classic Mega Man artstyle again, and I thought I ought to keep up with the new line of robot master OCs I had going... ladies and gentlemen, behold the first number of my latest faux Mega Man project Mega Man Odd Chance— Bopper Man! 💜💛✨

[south-sea]

i think a lot of people don’t always realize the difference between “this is how i interpret canon” and “this is how i want to write it because that’s what’s fun to me”. a lot of times the latter is all headcanons or AUs are, not an indication of what the writer thinks “is” or “should be” canon

more power to those who are super tuned into actual canon and know these details like the back of their hand, but sometimes people just wanna use a series as a sandbox, not a ruleset. genuinely nothing but respect for people who ARE that knowledgeable, but i and a lot of other people are just here to have fun with characters we enjoy—and want to put them in more accessible settings

[theblueeyedeagle]

Friendship ended with Hotel Krat. Now Giangio is my new best friend.

[trashcanwithsprinkles]

You ever wonder if each nation has variations of common phrases? Like fontaine would have "plenty of fish in the sea" but liyue would have "plenty of ore in the mine" or sumeru would have "plenty of leaves on the tree".

genuinely good question that i have no answer to. that sort of implies the regions all developed their phrases on their own, simultaneously, and that there was no cultural mixing at any point. like i could see there having been regional variants, but i do think it's likely the 'fish' variant spread wider by virtue of getting everywhere by boat.

but idk, i'm not knowledgable enough in how that stuff works irl to tell you if it would work like that in genshin

it does sound like a pretty funny idea though