#so there’s no way I was going to do fucking uhhh. quantum mechanics after that

[ocdhuacheng]

You miss one (1) physics class in grad school and suddenly you’re three semesters behind got your bachelors degree revoked and have forgotten what a particle is

[ionproton]

What if...

I have no clue...I just know that the outcome is heaven for all of this realm and that realm and his realm and her realm.  Our realm.  Their realm.  My realm.  Your realm.  

Know who is real angry?

The banker who thought the tanker was just a canker sore.

Sore loser?  Careful word chooser...

Beating himself,

WHAT DO YOU DO HERE?

Today feels like it is going to be a good day.  

Ice Cube?

Is that you?

There's always money in the banana stand.

Alright now you guys are fucking with me.

(Friends walk out into the sunset and all have ice cream.  Stone and Parker sigh of relief.  Butters had no idea what was really cooking in Pistol Pete's keep.)

"Uhhh...that would be a reef there chief keef evens the toll.  Sup nephew, we need to defeat my neice.  She keeps the keys in me and I always sense defeat.  Sit E sideways, looks like a W to me.  Manifest destiny...man if established with rose covered tablets can manage to paint canvas played out by actors.  Everyone is after the fortune and fame, forgetting laughter.  They don't rustle my Jimmies even skinny margaritas got pieces.

Steve found Jesus and just as he got to it...there was a convincing argument that he shouldn't be in charge of it.  

They claimed he was inadequate, shit just ain't adding up.

Unphased by the change...brain waves made him stay.

To communicate God is alive and well today.

Crazy is love, we wept for some days.

Still felt unworthy, he hurt in his Way.

The audience grips the seat tightly....what next will he say?"

Yeah...I don't know.   I have so much more of this shit...don't know what it means.  But I may know quantum mechanics and time-travel...I'm not sure.  Y'all are fucking with me, right?  Is this one of those jokes that I pull on myself?  People better get a pay raise and stuff...

"Wait...what are you gonna do with the monies?"

Prove a point.

"What point is that?"

The real wealth has always been inside you.  All of you.  I am who I am because my students believe in me, even when I don't believe in me.  Seems they teach me stuff now.  

(Goes for a cigarette...)

Steve: "Let it go.  For real...."

"What is it?"

Steve: "The anger fool.  It fucks with the pipeline and in no time may be the reason why someone drops the dime."

"Well what if it's you?"

Steve: "Dawg, my sis is Skye blue.  And if there was one thing Oscar knew in me to be true...ain't nobody realer than the Steeler in you.  Me and my krew we do what we do.  Steve has had jobs with bars since elementary school.  Test me dude.  I flew the cuckoo nest but didn't keep a thing for me yet.  Whatever I have, bet, is sent to scar where my heart burrows.  Sparrows make arrows, service provider serve ice nine inside.  Reality sucks.  I'm staying on the other side.  Lost in dimensions most folk won't comprehend.  Why was this power given to me then?"

Bugs: (bites carrot) "Uhhh, this document isn't the doc you meant to send...so how does today's story end?  There is no way this can ever make sense."

Josh: "Life is crazy."

Death: "I need someone...come on."

Steve: "Well, shit...I did say that if there was trouble I would go first...didn't I?  Well, to all of you here...I guess it's my time to die.  Not gonna lie...I did a long time ago."

(Puzzled look.)

Steve: "No one understood the idea behind augmented reality, huh?"

Mark: "What should we do?"

Steve: "Burn one?"

Ben: "Stay frosty, my friends!"

Seriously I have no idea what I am doing.  I need to think about everyone who needs to succeed first before I do this.  I've got soo much writing to transfer.

(Rememebers the bill...)

Steve: "Shit!  I forgot I have what I need.  I can take a break.  Otherwise I'll just be typing nonsense.  Nothing but fire bars from this billy goat."

Thanks Mark for Steve.  He is my brother from another mother and best friend.  Think I am going to AUstin today...new Lamborghini yet?

Hater: "But, you haven't done anything...it is just cryptic bullshit."

Apparently now I get a crappy parade.  Sweet.  Add NOLA to the list.  That last sentence means more to me than most people would ever understand.  I just created like three universes.

I will drop this shit one day.  I just hope I have earned the respect and trust of everyone that when I do...you'll help me back up.  But, the promise I keep if there is one that I make...the party don't stop for team God.  Just...please...don't....eh, fuck it...I am grounded regardless.  I am going to get in so much trouble.

"Why?"

Cause this is the word coming from God and I can't monetize that with this it wouldn't be right.  So what's left, my friend?