#so the increased safety precautions banished me to the back seat for years
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British Friend: What do you plan to do about your election? Me: Move to Europe. British Friend: Fair.
#Happy 2024 y'all#Can I please go back to like 2007#not for political reasons#I have no idea what was going on#but that's sorta why#because I was not considered responsible to make anything more complicated than mac and cheese#so all my meals were made for me#and I was not trusted with the dishwasher or washing machine#so those tasks were done for me too#and all my homework was easy so I had plenty of time to go to the library and read#and I wasn't on social media sites yet#so none of that bullshit#also limitless hugs from my parents any time I wanted them#my hair and clothes were awful#but so much else wasn't for me#as a child with no real responsibilities#oh but I was old enough to sit in the front seat of the car#which was very important at the time#well - actually I had been allowed much younger#but then my parents got a car with airbags#so the increased safety precautions banished me to the back seat for years#I mean I'm glad they did#I literally would have died otherwise in a car accident#but it was galling to young me
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The Princess and the Pirate, chapter 2
Rating: T
Pairing: Captain Duckling
Summary: Â When the Black Fairy finds a way back from the Dark Realm where sheâs been banished, Snow and Charming fear for their daughter, Emmaâs life. Â They turn to the infamous Captain Hook to take their daughter to safety before the Black Fairy is able to start the âfinal battleâ sheâd threatened just after Emmaâs birth.
Missed the beginning: (1)
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The Dark Realm, a few months later
Fiona paced her throne room in agitation. Â Thwarted again! Â Would she never find a way to leave this cursed land? Â
It had been months of trying, months of scheming, months of trying everything she could imagine to get back to the Enchanted Forest, retrieve her wand , and make every last person, fairy and dwarf pay for her banishment. Â But it had all been for naught. Â She was stuck in this gods-forsaken land alone, with no access to magic.
To be sure, the last few months had not been a total loss. Â Sheâd discovered a mine full to the brim with black diamonds, containing the most powerful dark fairy dust known to her kind. Â Sheâd spent long hours devising a simply brilliant plan to use the fairy dust on her enemies, cast a curse, and then kill the savior once and for all. Â
But it was useless to her at the moment. Â Without her magic, sheâd be forced to endure back-breaking labor to retrieve and process the dust, and even then she had no way to use it. Â She was well and truly stuck in this land.
She had but one option left. It was risky, one could never be sure how spectacularly it might backfire, but she was out of options.
She had to summon him.
Taking a deep breath, Fiona did what needed to be done.
âRumplestiltskin, Rumplestiltskin, Rumplestiltskin,â she called in a loud, commanding voice.
Nothing happened.
âRumplestiltskin! Â I command you to appear!â Fiona screamed in frustration. Â Would nothing ever go her way?
âNo need to shout, Dearie, I heard you the first time,â the Dark One said with a giggle, âand I hardly think youâre in any position to âdemandâ anything of me.â
Fiona spun on her heel until she found the sparkly golden imp himself, seated lazily on her throne, his fingers steepled below his chin.
âDark One,â Fiona said, âI have summoned you to ask you toâŚâ
âYes, yes,â he said with a dismissive wave of the hand, âI know exactly what you want. Â You want a way back to the Enchanted Forest and a way to kill the savior.â
âExactly!â Fiona said, breathing a sigh of relief. Â If anyone in the known realms was powerful enough to help her it was the Dark One. Â âSo youâll help me? Â Youâll get me back to the Enchanted Forestâ
He giggled, that particular high pitch, slightly manic sound that set Fionaâs teeth on edge. Â âOh Iâm afraid thatâs quite impossible.â
âBut youâre the Dark One! You have the most powerful magic in all the realms!â
âThat I do, dearie,â he said with a smirk, âbut when you marked Princess Emma as your adversary, you made her the savior. Â You protected her from, well, you. Couldnât break through the protection spell if I wanted to. Â Sorry to disappoint, but you did this to yourself.â
Fiona stamped her foot and screamed every obscenity she knew. Â âWhat use are you Dark One? Â What use!â
The grin slid from Rumplestiltskinâs face, and he got menacingly to his feet. Â For a moment, Fiona stepped back, sudden fear replacing the fury. Â âCareful,â Rumple growled. Â âContinue that line of thought and things will get very, very unpleasant for you.â
âI apologize,â Fiona said, eyes downcast, hands folded submissively, âmy frustration got the better of me when you refused to help.â
âWho says I refuse?â Rumple said, with a flourish of his hand.
âBut you just saidâŚâ
âI said that sheâs protected,â Rumple said with another giggle, âbut I didnât say she was protected forever. Â When a savior turns 28, she reaches her full savior potential. Â Itâs when the final battle can begin! Â In short, upon Princess Emmaâs 28th birthday, she will be ready to meet you in battle and the shield blocking your return will be removed.â
âSo I can return to the Enchanted Forest on her birthday?â Fiona asked.
Rumple giggled again. Fiona was beginning to really, really hate that sound. Â âWell, of course not. Â You, dearie managed to piss off nearly everyone in the kingdom, and youâve got far more than a Savior protection spell to deal with.â
Fiona frowned. Â âEnough with the riddles Dark one! Â How do I return to the Enchanted Forest?â
âYou must use the magic of your wand to create the portal you need.â
âAnd how am I to do so?â Fiona asked, pacing restlessly. Â âBlue stole my wand and the king and queen have it under lock and key.â
Rumple sighed dramatically. âNot a brain in that evil head of yours is there?  I can tell you precisely what you must doâŚfor a price.â
âAnd that price is?â Fiona asked warily.
âFreedom and total immunity in the new world you create upon the smoking ruins of the Enchanted Forest after you defeat the Charmings and their precious daughter.â
Fiona extended her hand. âIt would seem, Dark One, that we have an accord.â
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The Enchanted Forest, 27 ½ years later.
Princess Emma of Misthaven woke suddenly as she felt someone lean down and place a gentle kiss on her forehead. Â Opening her eyes, she found herself gazing into the smiling face of her mother.
âHappy birthday, Sweetheart,â Snow White said, brushing a messy lock of blonde hair off of Emmaâs forehead. Â âYour father and I love you so very, very much.â
Emma smiled, sat up quickly and wrapped her mother in a hug. Â âI love you too, mother. Â You and papa.â
Snow White kissed her once more, and then rose regally to her feet. Â âIâll have the maids draw you a nice hot bath, and then you can join your father and me for breakfast.â
âSounds wonderful, Mother.â
Emma watched her mother leave the room, and then she snuggled back into her soft bedding. There was no reason to get up before the maids prepared her bath, after all.
It had been a tradition for as long as Emma could remember for her mother to wake her on the morning of her birthday with a kiss at precisely 8:15 am, the minute she was born. She supposed she was growing rather old for the tradition, but her parents seemed to still view her as their baby rather than their 28-year-old adult daughter. Â She expected the birth-minute kiss tradition would continue indefinitely.
At least until Emma finally did her civic duty and chose a man to marry so that she could produce heirs to the throne.
Emma groaned inwardly, not wishing to think about her duty as future queen. Â Her parents had gently pushed her toward a few neighboring princes, a wealthy duke or two, but sheâd found no one that didnât bore her to tears. The thought of spending the rest of her life with, say, Lord Archibald Hopper, made her shudder.
Not that there was anything wrong with Lord Archibald Hopper, but the thought of marrying him, spending the rest of her life with him, producing heirs with himâŚit was not something she wanted to contemplate.
She didnât want staid and dependable and proper. Â She wanted adventure, excitement, a chance to see the world and truly make a difference within it.
Not that she had any real complaints about her life. Â It had been picture perfect. Â Sheâd grown up the pampered daughter of two parents who loved her with every fiber of their being. Â And she loved them too, so very, very much. Â
Her mother had always, always been there to bandage her childhood cuts and scrapes, to soothe her fevers, to listen to her problems. Â And her father, well, her father was her best friend.
She knew how very, very blessed she was, and she wouldnât trade a minute with her family and with the kingdom that loved her, butâŚher life could sometimes be boring.
She understood why her parents were so very protective. Â Sheâd heard the story of the Black Fairy and her threats ever since she was tiny. Â She was grateful that her parents and their knights had worked so tirelessly to protect her, but she wasnât a delicate flower that needed protecting. Â Her mother had taught her archery, her father had taught her swordsmanship, and her motherâs most trusted soldier, Graham, had taught her about tracking and hunting.
She could take care of herself, and more than anything she wanted a chance to try.
One day, sheâd overheard her father discussing the increasing threat of pirates to their realm.  They sounded dangerousâŚand exciting, and, well free.  Sometimes Emma wished for a chance to meet a pirate, to join his crew, oh not forever, of course, and she had no desire to cause trouble for her own kingdom, but maybe for just a journey or two. Â
âYour highness?â her maid, Grace, said softly, pulling Emma from her thoughts. Â âYour bath is prepared. Â Shall I choose a gown for the day?â
Emma sighed, and then arranged her features into a pleasant smile. Â âThat would be just fine, Grace. Â Thank you.â
The maid curtsied. Â âYouâre welcome, your highness, and if I may, happy birthday.â
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Charming wrapped an arm around his wife, as together they looked over to the dais where Emma was receiving well wishes from her birthday guests.
âSheâs happy, isnât she, David?â Snow asked, a note of anxiety in her voice. Â I know all of our safety precautions have been difficult for Emma, but sheâs not unhappy here is she?â
Charming hugged Snow to him and turned to kiss her softly on the forehead. Â âShe is happy Snow. Â She understands the measures weâve taken.â
He didnât know who he was trying to convince, his wife or himself. Â Charming knew his little girl. Â He could tell she was happyâfor the most part. Â Every now and then he saw a look in her eyes, a desire for something more. She had a brave and adventurous spirit, and the restrictions theyâd placed on her, for her own good, had to have grated on her. Â She was her parentsâ daughter after all.
âI know she understands,â Snow said, worry still present in her voice, âbut, David did we do the right thing? Â The Black Fairy has been gone for 28 years, gone without a trace. Â Maybe the measures Blue took really did contain her. Â Have we clipped our little birdâs wings for nothing?â
Charming eyed his daughter as the dwarfs each stepped up to the dais and presented a gift in turn. She laughed, joking with each of them as she shook the packages, making guesses as to their contents. Â After a moment he sighed and then wrapped Snow in his arms.
âWeâve done our best for her, Snow,â he said, âgiven her the best life we could. Â Our daughter is kind and spirited and resilient. Â She loves with everything in her, and sheâs generous. Â Clearly we havenât made a total mess of parenting her. Â Maybe we havenât been perfect, but we canât second guess the decisions weâve made through the years.â
Snow nodded against his chest. Â âYouâre right, but maybe itâs time we let go a bit.â
âWhat do you mean?â
âSheâs twenty-eight years old, David,â Snow said, âand we havenât heard so much as a rumor of a threat from the Black Fairy in all that time. Â Maybe itâs time we open the cage and let our little dove stretch her wings.â
âMaybe so,â David agreed as Emma got to her feet and walked to the table where a spectacular 3-tiered birthday cake awaited her.
âMake a wish, Your Highness,â Grumpy said, striking a match and lighting the candle on top of the cake.
Emma looked around the assembly, smiling gently. Â âI donât need to. Â I already have everything I need right here.â
But she didnât. Â Snow was right. Â It was time to give their daughter a bit of freedom, time to let her chase her own adventures. Â It was time to accept that the threat facing their kingdom was truly over.
Emma closed her eyes and blew out the candle and a tremendous cheer went up throughout all the assembly.
Suddenly the great hall door burst open and Graham came running through, face white as a sheet. Snow stepped forward. Â âGraham! Â What is it? Whatâs wrong?â
âItâs gone,â he said, breathing hard from exertion.
âWhatâs gone,â Charming asked, hand instinctively going to the hilt of his sword at the panicked look on his guardâs face. Â
âThe Black Fairyâs wand. Itâs been stolen!â
 Notes:
--Quick note on a few changes from canon. Â The Black Fairy and Rumplestiltskin are not related. Â Gideon will factor into this story as well in coming chapters, but he is also not related to the Black Fairy or Rumplestiltskin. Neal exists in this AU world, but he doesnât play a factor in this story. Â As in canon, he went through a portal when he was still a child, and thus Emmaâs never met him. Â (Which, of course, also means no Henry, which is kind of a bummer, but it is what it is.)
--Up next: We learn how the Black Fairy managed to steal her wand back. Â In the Enchanted Forest, Emma comes face to face with the Black Fairy for the first time since she was a week old. Â
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