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fiddleabout · 1 year ago

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didn't think it was possible to experience a more egregious level of Smart-Person Stupid than when dealing with doctors a work, but now. now. now, there are coders. god save me from smart people who couldn't find their ass without going around their elbow because i am about to kill a bitch.

#bro are you someone who thinks that they don't need to check for cars if the pedestrian light says go #because people will always do exactly what they're supposed to #how have you lived this long #how have you not died #i don't understand #i will find you i will hunt you down i will murder you and if i don't then i will find a way for the universe to curse you #so that every time you ask a stupidass question while acting like you're god's smartest lil soldier #you feel like you have to sneeze for three hours straight and never actually sneeze #because then you will spend your entire gd life feeling like that #and it will be better than you deserve you absolute galaxy-tiered shitbird #how! are! you! this! smart! and still! so! so! so! sTUPID #pls excuse me while i go scream into the void for the rest of the evening #the continuing adventures of being a working adult

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