#so seeing more ppl appreciate it and become famous made me SO HAPPY
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Sakura haters have infiltrated the inosaku spaces, it's over...
#pro sakura#pro sakura haruno#inosaku#i admit that this ship has never crossed my mind#and it's such a genial ideia#i always loved their relationship#so seeing more ppl appreciate it and become famous made me SO HAPPY#inosaku shippers you're the best#my flowers to y'all 💐#but ofc we sakura fans can't have anything 💀#they aren't even shippers#but pretend they are in order to not get called out#you need to like sakura to understand how amazing their relationship is y'know#but sadly in shounen fandoms with the rise of sapphic ships this shit has been happening#so in order to know who is shipping for spite and who is doing it for love#check their account#how much do they talk about it#and if they hate the female character
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tag game ✨
I got tagged a long time ago by a mutual who went private... it's friday night and look at that I HAVE some time to do it :)
1. why did you choose your url?
just look at Emi and then we can talk again. Have you seen her? <3
2. any sideblogs? if you have them name them and why you have them.
juhotonin - is a kpop blog (even though I neglected it a bit)
alexreggies - yes, sometimes I reblog different things on this (thasorns) blog but this one is specifically for western things
kaiosmichiru - anime
I have another one where I only post gifs but never told anyone about it
3. how long have you been on tumblr?
probably since 2009. I used to have another blog but moved to my current one in 2012
4. do you have a queue tag?
used to have # queue to my life, # queueing things bc its quarantine things but now I'm just using q. bc I’ve become lazy
5. why did you start your blog in the first place?
before this blog I was a dedicated fanblog about marko marin and sideblog was very multifandom and then I moved and stayed multifandom
6. why did you choose your icon/pfp?
buttercup is THE mvp
7. why did you choose your header?
a tale of thousand stars do I need to say more (if you didn't watched it, THEN WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH YOUR LIFE)
8. what’s your post with the most notes?
this, mind that I was a beginner in gif making and you can see that in this
9. how many mutuals do you have?
maybe I forgot one or two but the last count was 79 love you all 💕
10. how many followers do you have?
more than i would expect and deserve but I appreciate every each one of you 🥰
11. how many people do you follow?
I'm surprised that after 12 years I don't follow more but I also go on a unfollow spree sometime anyway it's 372 people
12. have you ever made a shitpost?
no. don't think so. I used to say a lot about shows I watch. does this count as a shitpost? Idk
13. how often do you use tumblr each day?
is that really a question? like? every day
14. did you have a fight/argument with another blog once?
no i'm staying in my bubble and be happy
15. how do you feel about ‘you need to reblog this’ posts
i dont do it to be oppositional
16. do you like tag games?
even though I try to participate as much as I can and not forgot about it I'll do it because they're fun and it's nice to see other perspectives or opinions on things
17. do you like ask games?
I rarely do it because I think no one would send me asks
18. which of your mutuals do you think is tumblr famous?
the first which comes to mind is sabrina @moonkhao
19. do you have a crush on a mutual?
what does crush even mean?
claire @clairedaring @poomphuripan is such a cutie. The way she does so much for the msi community but at the same time highlights other lakorns and find the strength and time to gif it, so other ppl on here could watch it. always so nice and patient ❤️
an honorable mention: cata @kittychicha because I would've never thought that we would become friends and talk on a regular basis about everything and it is fun and lovely to talk with you and get to know you 🧡
Another honorable mention would be vish @morkofday because have you met her? Her mind is already enough. The way she thinks and sees things in perspectives - a reason to fall in love. Not even joking. Our dead friend forever days were precious for me 💕
20. tags?
@morkofday @itsallaboutbl @clairedaring @pondsphuwin @patchanons @milkpansa @kittychicha @jimmysea @loveisactivated
#tag game#I’m even surprised that I could find the time to do it#I had the need to add vish to the crush mutual because it made me think back to our dff days#mind you it says in the last one mutual and not mutuals yet here I am
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Astrology Observation/rants? #1
❤️I’ve noticed that people who have venus unaspected in their chart are incredibly attractive idk why???
👸Moon trine/conjunct venus is such a nice placement to have in regards to people in general but especially to the opposite sex. I feel like ppl tend to treat you more gently and kindly bc of it’s feminine energy. It gives a prince/princess charm to the natives mannerisms bc they’re so kind and warm! Men with this placement are kind of babied and seen in higher regards by women (especially older women!!) and the women are kind of protected and nurtured through men. This also goes both ways where women with this placement probably have amazing relationships with other women and the guys are that one friend who has a lowkey bromance with all of his friends lol,, It’s rlly hard to see these ppl in a malefic or fearful light.
🙎♀️Moon in Scorpio females have eyes that can pierce through your soul
💆Men with Aquarius venus and Capricorn Mars are top tier
👄Women with Scorpio venus are usually very pretty and sexy and known for their sex appeal if famous
💅Capricorn + gemini venus or rising women are really pretty and make great models
👯♀️Lilith in eighth house is considered a sex symbol placement (Brigitte Bardot, Elvis Presley, Angelina Jolie, Sophia Loren)
🤔I would say gemini and virgo risings are the hardest signs to identify because of their mercurial rulership and mutability unlike Pisces and Sagittarius where there are clear distinctions in facial features and physique because of the Jupiter/Neptune affect (long legs, round faces, prominent forehead and eyes) gemini and virgo can easily be dominated by other planets in contact with the ascendant or first house but both signs give someone a very youthful doll like glow
🧠People tend to shit on hard Saturn contacts but I find that with time they usually evolve beautifully and the aspect can become a huge benefic but only with hard work. Saturn is the only planet that rewards for perseverance and patience but it’s always worth it
🥰Leo and Virgo’s are actually really similar in what they expect from themselves and others. They both just want to be appreciated and considered important to those around them.
👩🦳No matter what signs are involved sun conjunct venus always has a very feminine and pleasent face usually with a prominent forehead,, they’re also rlly well captured in photographs!
🤳Mars square Neptune probably had a period where they may have read a lot of dirty fanficton or fantasized about weird concepts sexually
🌝Leo moons are WAY more of attention seekers then leo suns im sorry but it’s like their emotional well-being depends on the amount of attention they get whereas Leo suns don’t necessarily ask for it bc they just attract it naturally with their aura (this isn’t every leo moon ofc just the ones I’ve observed)
🤦♂️I think Virgo suns are more critical of those around them and how that affects who they are whereas Virgo moons tend to be more critical of themselves and how their actions affect their surroundings
🦵I’ve noticed Mars in the 1st house females are usually rlly toned and skinny with long legs
💃Mars in Virgo is known as being prudish or like a not sexy placement of Mars and I rlly beg to differ, I swear every person that the general public’s been obsessed with when it comes to being hot has this (Dylan O brien, Austin Butler, Idris Alba, Blake Lively, Benedict Cumberbatch, Tom Felton, Ariana grande, Johnny depp, Britney Spears?!! there’s so many more u guys need to get on this)
🥴Aries moons are all about talking the talk but I swear half the time are not walking the walk and when they do they’ve talked shit to about 6 ppl already and waited for like a week before telling u how they feel
🤡Pisces moons (myself being one) can be so fucking stupid when it comes to liking someone I swear. We tend to make excuses for them and cling to whatever image we’ve set up in our head on who they are. Once evolved though it’s way easier for us to see ppl for who they are off the bat without going through the emotional distress!
😒I can confirm that we attract whatever signs in our eighth house mines in Aries and I swear to god not a year has gone by where an Aries man hasn’t infiltrated my life
👗people who have venus in the second house are the definition of quality over quantity!! always dressed so well with the cutest jewelry. They’re style carries libra energy :)
🥺Aries sun men are some of the most sensitive ppl I’ve ever met!! I didn’t realize it at first but they’re rlly soft and uwu. I don’t know how to explain it but think of Eren from AOT or Natsu from Fairy Tail! They’re kind of like a cheeky kid you want to protect at all costs
🤝I think a lot of square aspects can work in your favor if there’s a specific trine or conjunct aspect that’s energy can balance it out once activated if that makes sense ? Like for example I have venus square neptune and I used to put myself in alot of unnecessary painful situation bc I had a problem with deluding myself when it came to liking someone. Yet I was always aware that the person was not right for me or the situation was toxic bc of my sun conjunct pluto. The Sun/Pluto aspect has kind of forced me to be more aware of the venus/neptune affect and I’ve grown a lot stronger through those painful plutonic experiences in love and I can see through other people’s intentions for what they are with ease. I think that sun/pluto helped cancel out my delusion by making me go through a lot of intense experiences to finally understand what I was doing and see things for what they were.
🧛🏽♀️Going off of that I don’t care what anyone else says I LOVE MY PLUTO ASPECTS and trust me their pretty shitty (sun conjunct pluto, moon square pluto, pluto square asc). I’ve been put into some rlly crazy situations for only being 18 but I can go into the world with a lot more awareness of who I am and the people around me. I like the intensity they bring and the forcefulness of change in my habits and life. Pluto has made me a rlly strong person in terms of persevering through life and it’s challenges. I thank pluto for that.
👩🏽🤝👨🏼👨🏾🤝👨🏻👩🏿🤝👩🏼I think one of my favorite placements I have that is also super favorable in others is Jupiter in the 11th house! This may seem kind of random but the amount of opportunities and cool experiences I’ve been given through my friends and social circles is something I’m soo thankful for🙏 Friendship and just being a friendly person in general is something I’ve always found luck and happiness in and it’s so rewarding to have so many ppl like and support u for who u are! Making friends with ppl online and making friends from friends is super easy with this placement as well💞
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Why Namjoon isnt accepted in the krap scene (and why thats a good thing)
unpopular opinion and confession
*****im not saying all krappers are like this btw chill ur dick
***also butthurt ppl dont come at me saying YEAH YOONGI TOO bc i shall make a post about him too i didnt forget about yall, always coming into namjoon rap posts and making it about yoongi
****My intention of this post is not to diss your faves or rappers in general. This isn’t a post that has the intention of throwing shade I am simply expressing my respect for an artist.
I never really respected a lot of k-rappers. I do like some songs because they have a good beat but respect is something that an artist should earn. I respect rappers and groups like epik high, verbal jint, and tiger jk for influencing the krap scene for the good.
I wont touch on american rap but the krap scene is so generalized. Like hey have fake gold chains and a bunch of girls while I rap about shit that doesnt make people feel better about themselves with lyrics that i didnt even write. Many generalize culture, rap about degrading others, and you know all that shit. But let me tell you: RAP stands for RHYTHM AND POETRY.
POETRY
Listen anyone can have their different perspective on poetry and maybe to someone “squad shit it g ma” is the most well thought out poetic verse that they have heard.
But rapping all started when people were in pain, when people were in dark time period in life and spilling out their feelings through rhyme made them feel better and got them out of trouble. I`m not saying you need a depressing life story to be a rapper (you dont need a chicken to recognize an egg) but rapping is way more than some beats and a snapback, its a coping mechanism, maybe not always for the artist but definitely the audience.
I sound so old when I`m saying this but rapping isnt just talking fast, its a lengthy process of finding strong and meaningful word play, to beats and rhythms which compliment eachother which is then it put together in one song almost like a prayer.
and don`t come at me with the WELL I LIKE HOW IT SOUNDS, because these days i swear to god ANYONE CAN BE A RAPPER, and thats how it shouldnt be.
They get others to write songs for them, songs usually have no smart wordplay or meaning and just talk in slightly faster pace. (i definitely find rap flow and speed a plus point in rapping).
Rappers who arents even all that shit get praised and recieve so much attention and go on judging others just bc their not AS famous.
(random thought i really dislike smtm) Rapping isnt a childsplay. Common korean rap communities like smtm etc are extremely trashy to me.
In 2015 during bangtan`s vacation Namjoon released his first mixtape (legendary) which proved his ability to write lyrics in both english and korean, write lyrics about depression happiness life hope etc, he made a damn song DISSING rappers who only have flow and lyrics that don`t make sense AND SPAT BARS SO FAST IM LIKE BOI BREATH, he teamed up with a western artist and recieVED EXTREME APPRECIATION IN THE AMERICAN RAP SCENE.
If you don`t know he started rapping at 13 because he was going through a really low point in his life. He then started writing HIS OWN lyrics about his feelings and educated himself in hip hop and rap culture (he listened to a lot of nas and tupac what a man). He then joined an underground rap team which he gained skills like free-styling and flow (BOY CAN RAP SO FAST BRUH). But definitely his raps are extremely smart. He uses so much worldplay their almost like a riddle you need to figure out. Not only that he can rhyme and compose and has the qualities of a true rapper who IS PASSIONATE ABOUT MUSIC HE LET DOWN HIS FAMILY TO BE A RAPPER DESPITE HAVING SO MUCH GRADES
AND EVEN AFTER ALL THAT HE GETS DISSED IN THE KRAP COM-
Like when someone would think of k-rapper they would think Zico, Gd maybe, Jay Park, Dok2 (and if you are fans of common krappers thats okay) but I honestly feel as if rappers like them are so common. To me they don`t show anything exceptional. Its like comparing Eminem with Lil yatchy (you can like either and thats okay) but Eminem did his own thing with no influence from the stereotypical culture. In shows like SMTM or unpretty rapstar you definitely see the rap community come together and Im like boi why isnt joon there he can own yall asses.
Namjoon however is on a whole different level. He does in own thing without the influence of popular culture (which refers to his message in his song DO YOU). He raps about things that are special TO HIMSELF and doesnt care about others opinions. He never thinks about what others might think of his song or what he should do to catch the attention of the audience. He does what he likes to do and goes with HIS gut.
Namjoon is a special snowflake and I dont want him to be thrown in the *oh look another korean rapper lets put him in smtm and not let them grow as an artist* pile bc I feel as if thatll take away his authenticity.
I`m kinda happy that Namjoon doesnt associate himself with common rappers because he is way better than that. He strives to collab with artists of his choice, his taste, and doesnt go for popular or common people.
Like you know what I`m trying to say. Imagine an exceptional student who isnt really popular among the folks. and all the students who get like c`s or b`s are extremely praised and popular.
Don`t get me wrong despite getting SO MANY opportunities like 4 features in official songs from other groups (one being korean hip hop legends MFBTY), being in the 4 things show , performing at multiple festivals individually,etc. I really don`t feel as if he reached the legendary rap title yet. He definitely was close to being “part” of the community as in 2014-2015 his rap career was highly active but is on the low now as a individual.
I appreciate Bangtan as a group and all the contributions of all 7 members but since BTS is a group who produces their own music, one member can`t just go off making MVs while their writers do the job for their (cough cough, bts dont got writers they got mean namjoon) I know he is busy writing for bangtan, producing beats, and a whole lot of shit for the group and he is happy with doing that but that also takes away time from doing his solo rap career AND I ABSOLUTELY LOVE THAT.
He doesnt care of not being able to produce music all the time to the likings of krappers. He cares about Bangtan. He knows his potential and doesnt need to highly promote in order to prove his worthiness. He can promote small mixtapes or covers for his armys and he is content with that. His intention isnt to get famous, as he always says: i do this for the music not the fame.
He does his own thing and doesnt worry about the drama. He is too good for them. Someone who is beyond expectations doesn’t mingle with people who are popular. They dont worry about irrelevants. They just keep on focusing on themselves and how to grow.
I can`t wait to see him become so well known as a rapper (he already is so high up in his journey) that everyone who looked down on him now want to be him.
Namjoon is a person who expressed that their isnt a right wrong with hip hop just passion
#namjoon rant#bts rant#rap monster rant#namjoon#rap monster#hoseok#seokjin#yoongi#j-hope#taehyung#v#jimin#jungkook#jin#suga#bts#bangtan boys#bts reaction#bts scenario#bts edit#bts angst#bts fluff#bts smut#bts au#bts drabble#bts one shot#krap
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All About Eve 28.3/30
Robin: before we begin, has anyone seen this before? Any strong feelings about it?
Liz: no and no. but it has Marilyn Monroe and I love her
Robin: Until yesterday, the only thing I was aware of was the title; I'm very excited to discover it's a black and white film featuring such great actresses, I'm literally bouncing in excitement at some of these names
Nick Blake: Monroe!
Liz: 3
Robin: 2
Liz: 1
Robin: go!
Nick Blake: ACTIVATE
Liz: Bette Davis!
Robin: When i gave this a test watch yesterday, I got all excited thinking it was going to be a silent movie
Nick Blake: that was a very convincing Robot Wars impression btw
Liz: (no it wasn't)
Robin: before I realised actually my sound was off
Nick Blake: any movie's a silent movie if the sound's off
Robin: BETTE DAVIS YES I am screaming i delight
Nick Blake: My Dinner With Andre, for example
Robin: I know! We could do it silent, just for a laugh
Robin: follow the progression of cinema
Nick Blake: the writer sounds familiar, I may have seen his other stuff
Robin: HOW DARE THEY QUESTION THE PULITZER
Robin: Oh wow, the comedy in this is phenomenal already - "being an actor... it is not important you hear what he says."
Liz: "Award for Distinguished Achievement"
Liz: I like
Nick Blake: these are clearly some Men of Achievement
Robin: "Minor awards are such as for writer and director" YES, THE WRITING IN THIS FILM IS DEFINITELY GOOD
Nick Blake: this man is essential to the theatre. he must be stopped at once!
Robin: "I am critic and commentator. I am essential to the teatre." THE SHADE BEING THROWN ALL OVER
Liz: I would like to take a moment to appreciate Joseph L. Mankiewicz. I already love this film
Nick Blake: good ol' Mankie
Liz: Joe Mankie
Robin: Mankie my bro
Nick Blake: I appreciate Mankie's wits
Nick Blake: who'd a thunk it, an actor quoting Hamlet
Robin: Every second of this, of the narration and of every tiny gesture they do while on screen, is so phenomenal, they've put so much thought into it
Robin: This film already deserves Best Picture
Liz: I think this project may already be over. Best Picture Ever
Nick Blake: coming out of the gate strong like a horse made of celluloid
Nick Blake: it shall never be turned into glue
Robin: like a flammable horse made of celluloid
Liz: all horses are flammable
Nick Blake: all horses are flammable. That's their beauty and their tragedy
Robin: true true
Robin: wow, A+ hivemind you guys!!
Robin: And now, Citizen Kane herself...
Liz: this is why we're getting married
Nick Blake: there are other reasons, but those are secondary
Robin: <3 <3 <3
Robin: It's mainly for the horses
Robin: FREEZEFRAME
Robin: honestly, why did we develop cinema past this point?? It's already the best
Nick Blake: record scratch
Liz: "you're probably wondering how she got here"
Robin: man, I need to watch more black and white pictures
Nick Blake: there are some quality B/W pictures to come. for instance, The Apartment (1960) which is just A++++
Nick Blake: multiple narrators? by golly, this complicates the narrative
Robin: "Where was she? I found myself looking for a girl I'd never spoken to..." GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY
Liz: this is apparently Monroe's breakthrough role so I am PUMPED
Robin: "I've seen you so often, it took every bit of courage I could raise..." GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY
Robin: Is Monroe Margot Channing? I'm bad at recognising ppl in different roles
Nick Blake: it feels odd to me to see Monroe's breakthrough. She's so emblematic of celebrity that it seems bizarre that there was a point she wasn't famous
Liz: Miss Caswell, a minor character who has not appeared yet
Robin: Wow, so Eve has been famous for less than a year?
Robin: Harp box in the corner like a coffin
Nick Blake: "write me one about a nice, normal woman who just shoots her husband" yes, good
Liz: 10/10 would watch
Robin: I have good news for you about the musical 'Chicago'
Liz: shoots the lover, abandons the husband
Nick Blake: Chekhov's Nice Normal Woman. If she's in the play in act 1, she'd better shoot her husband in act 3
Robin: "They're never indoors long enough" Kids these days, playing outside
Nick Blake: Like and share if you remember kids confined to the salon to practice pianoforte like a good boy
Robin: "My good friend and companion" is this Actually Gay? I feel so many good vibes
Liz: all old films are gay, it is a Fact
Robin: I'm surprised to find it post-30s, I guess
Nick Blake: If I may quote Sunset Boulevard "It was gay, alright, but it was about to get REALLY FUCKIN GAY"
Nick Blake: I think I paraphrase, but still
Robin: San Francisco, yes, okay, confirmed
Robin: The way the babble overlapped just then, and then Eve being interrupted, and then dead silence... wow. That's incredible writing
Liz: I'm enjoying the classic breathy-yet-stilted exposition
Liz: lean forward at the end of every sentence to emphasise the banality
Robin: Mmm yeah, makes it old-timey even for the time. Turns this into a proper fairytale about the magic of the stage for baby Eve
Nick Blake: One night, Margo Channing came to play and then BAM gay thoughts
Liz: "there were theatres is San Francisco" WHAAAAAA?
Robin: I'm sorry, I really didn't mean to turn this into me repeating GAY over and over, but:
- offscreen husband
- she goes to SF to meet him
- husband fridged
- instead she found the woman of her dreams who brought light back into her life
Robin: BIRDIE IS A BUTCH LESBIAN, AS ALL VAUDEVILLIANS ARE
Nick Blake: I'm sorry if I upset you, it's just how dang butch I am
Robin: GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Liz: "what are you two, lovers?" probably
Nick Blake: "I love a psychotic" - superwholock blogger confirmed
Robin: "What are you two, lovers?" "Only in some ways." THIS MOVIE DELIVERS
Nick Blake: Only in the homosexual fashion
Nick Blake: There are probably other themes. theatre, possibly?
Liz: the theme is Eve, obviously
Liz: look at the title
Nick Blake: I thought it was All About Eaves, the Samwise Gamgee story
Robin: I really do like the Citizen Kane aspect, it looks like it really is going to be vignettes from different people about her maybe
Liz: you say Citizen Kane, I say that one scene from Mean Girls
Liz: "one time, Eve punched me in the face"
Nick Blake: Donald Duck, Ibsen and the Lone Ranger... we didn't start the fire
Robin: Loving this scene about theatre being flea circuses and cartoons too; NB, your 'non-gay theme' could be about 'what is theatre'
Robin: is it writers or is it the essential critic. broadway or television.
Robin: Her one earring is in the gay ear #confirmed
Liz: Bette Davis cannot throw, apparently
Robin: Wait, the straight ear. Oops. I take it back.
Liz: "throw that letter away" drops it but behind her head
Nick Blake: it's half about art, half about complete fascination with an individual; the impersonal and the deeply personal
Nick Blake: "Everybody can't be Gregory Peck" the attitude of a QUITTER
Robin: I like the Gregory Peck reference - I love that he's real in this fictional universe
Liz: Gregory Peck is the universal constant
Nick Blake: so Roman Holiday exists in this universe. It's a good universe.
Robin: Eve, averting her eyes from this outrageous display of heterosexuality
Robin: Wow, they're already moving in together
Nick Blake: "THE HONEYMOON WAS ON"
Robin: Hello, and welcome to our new blog 'Every Film Is Gay'
Nick Blake: If it weren't for the Hays Code, who knows how this film could have been? It's really inviting this reading in a way I wasn't expecting.
Liz: BURN THE HAYS CODE
Robin: You are going to be so happy when we reach Wings in ten years
Nick Blake: black and white is the warmest colour
Liz: quality brisk undressing there
Liz: oh no...THE UNIONS
Nick Blake: gosh darn them unions
Robin: Wardrobe mistress...
Robin: unions...
Nick Blake: a beat poem by robin
Robin: aaaw, Eve...
Nick Blake: oh no, calling a man
Robin: Do either of you know when this film is set? I suppose contemporary, if Roman Holiday exists
Nick Blake: nyet
Liz: I think the start is contemporary (read 1950)
Liz: oh ok it's based on a 1946 short story so I guess mid 40s
Nick Blake: Eve I feel may not be a good person
Robin: Mmm, if the honeymoon period is coming to a close...
Robin: I wonder how much of this is also about age - the ageing star versus the young, perfect Eve
Liz: maybe this is why Margo looked grumpy at the beginning
Robin: "a lifetime is a season; and a season, a lifetime"
Robin: much in the same way Margot is so rude to Birdie
Nick Blake: imitation is the sincerest form of I HAVE ABSORBED YOUR PHYSICAL FORM
Robin: YES loving that creepiness
Liz: she's literally wearing her old clothes...
Robin: "I'm sure that's very flattering, I'm sure there's nothing wrong with it."
Robin: BETTE DAVIS IN A SUIT THOUGH. The only thing I wanted from this film, fulfilled.
Robin: "It seems I can't think of a thing you haven't thought of." OOOOH, THE STUDENT BECOMES THE MASTER.
Liz: Eve is Anne Baxter
Liz: Bette Davis is Margo
Robin: Oops
Nick Blake: same thing
Liz: but Anne Baxter in a suit is also very good
Nick Blake: quality content
Robin: The only way this film could become better is getting these women in some trousers
Liz: ROBIN SUCH INPROPRIETY
Robin: I WANNA SEE SOME LEGS!!!
Robin: Is... is that 'french ventriloquist' joke about cunnilingus? I feel like it could be a very oblique cunnilingus joke
Liz: I googled French ventriloquist and all I found was that Britain's Got Talent dog
Robin: "I'll tell you about looking into the heart of an artichoke some snowy night in front of the fire" is what you say to someone you're about to murder
Robin: no but like... linguistics, and being good with tongues, I mean? And it was also a sex joke definitely
Liz: makes sense
Nick Blake: what is she doing with this man who is quite clearly not a lesbian
Robin: I love how Margo is really being presented as reasonable for picking up on all these things, but it still looks from the outside that she's being a ridiculous diva
Robin: and that Eve is innocent but still predatory, like a cuckoo chick
Nick Blake: that's the perfect analogy
Robin: "What about her fangs?" "She hasn't cut them yet and you know it!" Except she's currently cutting them now, on Margo!
Liz: what's Margo got against milkshakes that bitch
Nick Blake: delicious symbols of innocence
Liz: I'm 22 I want a milkshake
Robin: They're bringing boys to her yard
Nick Blake: tasty tasty childhood symbolism
Liz: but she wants girls, oh no!
Robin: Hmm, more symbolism:
Robin: - Eve taking people's clothes at the start, subservient
- Eve literally wearing Margo's clothes, donning her skin
- And now, taking ppl's coats looks like theft
Liz: It's really ridiculously well done
Liz: MARILYN
Nick Blake: "ok but this time I'm onto something" is the vibe i'm getting off Margo, which is great. It's so frustrating and fascinating
Robin: "What has, or is about to happen?" I'M GONNA MARRY THIS SCREENWRITER
Nick Blake: the first time anyone has ever said that
Robin: Wow, they got a genuine frenchman
Robin: I think I'm correct in saying "in passing" is a sex joke
Liz: has to be
Robin: "You won't bore him, you won't even get a chance to talk!" LOVE YOU, MARILYN
Robin: Margo, holding a cocktail and a cigarette and someone else's lollipop is the symbol of this film
Robin: "Play it again." HEY THERE!
Liz: do you know the story about Marilyn Monroe and pissing?
Robin: No, please tell it
Nick Blake: "I AM DYING HERE ARE MY BURIAL REQUESTS" - Margo with the sad twitter aesthettic
Liz: ok so when she was dating Arthur Miller she went with him to meet his mother, needed the toilet, and turned on the taps to cover the sound
Liz: the mother later said she was a "wonderful girl, but she pisses like a horse"
Robin: YES, I LOVE THAT STORY
Robin: There's something wonderfully meta about a film with an aspiring actress featuring Marilyn Monroe as an aspiring actress
Liz: I'm always suspicious of films about actors etc. but this is top quality
Robin: Old Hollywood was remarkably self aware
Nick Blake: I think films about actors/films/theatre should be rationed. So maybe 2 per director. You need a special permit for fourth wall breaking.
Nick Blake: Mankie's cool, he's got it right. But we need a system.
Robin: I endorse that statement
Liz: I always wondered, what order are the other walls in?
Liz: I'd probably put the back as the first wall but then which?
Robin: left, back, right, fourth?
Nick Blake: they all vie for position. It's a tough gig.
Robin: No, right, back, left, fourth. The door is on the right in all sitcoms.
Liz: that's true actually, I never noticed
Liz: ok that order wins
Robin: 1950 AND BETTE DAVIS IS CALLING OUT HOW ALL FEMALE PROTAGS ARE WAY TOO YOUNG
Robin: BETTE DAVIS, THE HERO WE NEED TODAY
Liz: YES
Liz: "I'll wear rompers and come in rolling a hoop" sass central
Nick Blake: that's my business wear
Robin: Eve is almost vampiric, isn't she? Her youth feels eternal since she too young to worry about age yet, and she is stealing Margo's lifeblood...
Nick Blake: she bite
Nick Blake: oh no
Liz: yeah it's quite interesting how much of the events are incidental to the story they're telling mostly visually
Liz: I think Marilyn might be being set up as a rival too
Robin: Sable//Gable, actors as objects
Nick Blake: "I've listened backstage to people applaud"... I think this is the key line of it
Robin: I really like this scene of two men pontificating on the stairs, and the women not merely absorbing it, but weaponising it?
Robin: Writer and critic talking about how to get ahead, while Marilyn and Eve sharpen their pickaxes and take notes
Robin: OOOOF I LOVE THIS
Nick Blake: it's marvellous just how angry Margo gets
Robin: Margo who came up in vaudeville sounding off against her friend who went to Radcliffe
Robin: Margo, so far the only one Eve has been feeding off, not understanding how no one else can see what's lurkin in the shadows
Robin: I love her
Nick Blake: she's haunted
Robin: Yes!!!
Liz: It's almost Gothic isn't it
Robin: Hitchcockian
Nick Blake: yep, Eve is her gothic double!
Robin: Yes! Eve is the Dorian Grey to her portrait
Liz: tragic heroine. mysterious draining force. double. everyone else ignoring what's happening
Liz: this is a gothic film and I'll fight anyone who denies it
Robin: And I do think she's completely innocent, Eve is, it's just that her youth and her eagerness is by definition a danger
Liz: idk I think the phonecall thing was intentional
Liz: she's trying to find a quick way to the top using Margo as a stepping stone
Nick Blake: This is a tragedy; either the brilliant Margo is exploited by a cunning trickster, or Eve is just inherently vampiric. The tragedy is either Margo's or Eve's
Robin: Love also how all those paintings (of Margo, I think?) are Ye Olde, really puts her as a symbol of the past
Robin: 'Eve is new and unpregnant'; 'I must start wearing a watch, I never have, you know!' Every line gets more and more sinister as the film goes on
Robin: "In TIME she'll be what you are" oof!
Robin: "He listened to his play as if it had been written by someone else..." Eve is stealing the play too! This is incredible!
Liz: oooh she's fighting back!
Liz: I think this confirms my gothic theory. she's fighting back against the enemy and being essentially called paranoid
Robin: Yes yes yes
Robin: Also wonderfully calling out "Hey, don't you think it's odd the way women's ages are represented in fiction?" and being told she doesn't understand and is missing the point
Liz: especially with the repeated referring to Margo as a tool or an instrument
Robin: Bette Davis putting out her cigarette defiantly on the stage is my sexuality
Nick Blake: it's very interesting how the writers and critics are men. They're interpreting and critiquing the actions of the women, putting them into context or twisting them.
Liz: oh god it's about sexism and ageism, not just gay
Robin: yesssss
Nick Blake: "a body with a voice"
Robin: It's terrifying - he's holding her down like a bad psychiatric doctor; and it's a position/framing that could be sexual, except we've never seen them interact sexually on screen, it's only been referenced
Robin: what a film
Robin: The thing is, what the man is saying is true? She is great and talented and at the peak of her career etc
Nick Blake: "I told you how to view things, will you comply woman?"
Robin: but she lives in her real world and is talking about the real truth that she is Too Old
Liz: "I don't like your explanation. Tell me what's happening"
Robin: THE SHOT OF HER CRYING ON A BED, AND ZOOMING OUT TO SHOW IT'S A BED ON A STAGE
Robin: Ooof, the man talking about how Margo knew Eve was her understudy when she came in and acted all shocked, therefore her shock must have been an act - it was an act! she was fighting! how could he not see, not interpret her technique correctly!
Robin: Men.
Nick Blake: Eve doesn't have to do anything, she's just way easier to work with now than Margo who is so angry
Robin: yup
Robin: "What time is it?" "When you asked a minute ago, it was..." Time is so good in this
Nick Blake: mortalityyyyyy
Liz: almost crashing and stranded in the snow? DEATH
Liz: HOW MUCH TIME HAVE WE GOT
Liz: "I detest cheap sentiment" No Margo it's because it's the song from the party isn't it
Robin: Did cigarettes kill you in 1950 or were they still recommended by the Surgeon General? Did they age you, at least?
Robin: Bc I think Margo is the only one we've seen smoking...
Robin: Oooof yeah, I didn't catch that about the song!
Robin: "I want him to love me, not Margo Channing." THIS IS THE BEST FILM EVER
Liz: Apparently the official warning was 1964
Liz: but there were lots of reports before that from the 20s
Robin: Interesting
Liz: so I guess in the 40s it'd be a "maybe you shouldn't. maybe?"
Robin: "Gender is performative" - Bette Davis, 1950
Robin: I love Margo recognising that Eve isn't the problem, it's what Eve symbolises, but that a symbol can be dangerous in and of itself
Liz: oh god there's so much sabotage going on though
Robin: YES
Liz: and this was definitely all the friend's doing
Liz: but was she sabotaging Margo on purpose or just giving Eve a little chance?
Robin: Mmm, that and at the very start - Margo didn't want to meet a fan, but the friend wanted Eve to have a chance
Robin: UMM, I CAN'T TELL THE MEN APART, BUT ISN'T THIS THE ONE WHO IS IN LOVE WITH MARGO
Liz: YES
Robin: EVE NO
Liz: AND EVE KNOWS IT
Robin: EVE MY FEELINGS ABOUT YOU ARE CHANGING
Liz: BILL YOU ARE THE ONLY GUY NOT TO CHEAT WITH THE YOUNGER MODEL IN A FILM AND I SALUTE YOU
Robin: Yeah, but I'm not a huge fan of his reasoning being "I don't like a forward woman"
Robin: it should have been more along the lines of "MARGO AND I ARE TOGETHER"
Liz: well no, but nobody's perfect, and especially not 40s/50s men
Robin: hdu, Casablanca had already come out at this point
Nick Blake: I like Dewitt's turns of phrase
Liz: Rick is an outlier and should not be counted
Robin: Dewitt wants her to leave her bathroom door open a bit, and as a human being I am deeply uncomfortable
Liz: at least she's not actually...going
Robin: "An oasis of civilisation in the desert..." uuuhhhhh
Nick Blake: Eddie Lastname
Robin: OH he's catching her on her lies and that won't be a real theatre/husband
Robin: I thought he was just really bad at knowing things about San Francisco
Liz: implies she shed his name too, which would also be interesting
Robin: oooh yes!!
Liz: since he died in the war...
Nick Blake: he died of LIES
Robin: That adds to the performativity of her being a woman - not an innocent wife and widow, but someone self-driven and playing that up to be alluring even though she already cast him aside
Liz: THIS FILM IS SO GOOD I LOVE YOU JOE MANKY WHEREVER YOU ARE
Robin: //opinions on the film do not reflect my real feelings about human women who change their names
Robin: YES JOE MANKEY THANK YOU
Liz: I like that you spell it like the Pokémon not the adjective
Robin: Pokémon are the only screenwriters I trust
Liz: we are buffering
Robin: I paused at "what are the differences between theatre and civilisation"
Robin: which is wowza
Liz: we're at reading the newspaper "vigour of which they retain but a dim memory"
Robin: Okay, tell me when you get to civilisation!
Nick Blake: eggs
Liz: I'm thinking it might be good it when we do our ratings it's kind of a box quote thing?
Liz: words words words x out of 10
Nick Blake: nice
Robin: Yeah, that sounds good!
Liz: go
Nick Blake: civilisation!
Liz: I love when people smack newspapers in things
Nick Blake: what did the newspaper do
Liz: supported eve
Nick Blake: o no
Robin: Bill called it filth! Bill gets points back!
Liz: oh god
Liz: Eve
Nick Blake: top quality Bill
Liz: the original betrayer
Liz: YOU GUYYYYYS
Robin: EVE THE ORIGINAL BETRAYER!!!!!!!!
Robin: I was thinking all this time "Eve the original woman" but BETRAYER
Nick Blake: woooooah
Robin: Who's the serpent? Fame/theatre, or the friend, or...
Liz: I think the friend
Robin: "Eve would never ask to be in a play like that!" She would never ask...
Liz: Eve seems genuinely quiet and shy at the start, even if her backstory is a lie
Liz: although maybe Eve is the serpent
Liz: tricking the friend in betraying Margo
Robin: Yeah, I'm feeling that way too
Robin: The friend is so interesting - I'm thinking of Lyra in HDM, how she was a betrayer without meaning to be
Liz: Yes so much that
Robin: innocently leading her friend to his death
Robin: It's incredible how the movie is changing my opinions of Eve so effectively, I was completely on her side at the start and now I'm reevaluating my entire life
Robin: "In a cathedral or a ball park or a penny arcade..." He's talking about love the same way he talked about theatre at the start
Robin: I do like Bill
Nick Blake: same thing #makeuthink
Robin: Oooooooooo
Robin: MARGO GONNA GLASS EVE IN THE FACE WITH A CHAMPAGNE BOTTLE IN THE BATHROOM
Robin: I'M LIVING
Liz: god that'd be so good
Liz: the classiest thug
Robin: Karen marching straight past Dewitt without looking. Blood in the air.
Liz: did she just fucking bite a bone or is black and white making veg look like bone?
Robin: I CAN'T BELIEVE BETTE DAVIS JUST BIT A MAN'S DICK OFF
Robin: I think it was celery
Nick Blake: wowsers
Robin: This movie is such #lifegoals
Liz: I think the key is to be Margo but deck Eve early on
Robin: "Don't treat me as if I was the queen mother" - she's repeating what she criticised Margo for saying. Battle lines being drawn.
Robin: Eve's face and makeup is so intent and villainous here - a real change from her in a wet raincoat at the start
Robin: Local Girl Gets Makeover And Turns Evil
Liz: it's a tale as old as time
Liz: song as old as rhyme
Liz: don't trust fucking Eve
Nick Blake: biting off a dick
Robin: And now Eve is drawing the friend back into her fold!
Robin: This is the best chess game I've ever seen
Liz: This isn't chess this is Kal-toh
Nick Blake: reminds me of the TV Hannibal - doesn't have to say what you should do, just quietly manipulates people into saying the thing and doing the thing. no culpability
Robin: "It might have been Margo's fifteen years ago, but it's my part now!" Looking up from below, black dress//white dress, holding her hand, winged eyeliner - it looks absolutely like a deal being made with the devil
Robin: AND NOW THE BLACKMAIL BEGINS
Robin: HOLY SHIT
Liz: mmmm humble pie
Robin: :D
Robin: Shut Up About Eve, the movie
Robin: I love all the references to the title
Robin: They're all master-level
Nick Blake: it was arrested development
Robin: Eve//Evil
Liz: I think I need to see more Mankiewicz
Robin: "It means I've got a life to live, I don't have to play parts I'm too old for." I want to watch this film a thousand times, just to see more of Margo
Nick Blake: I can guess what rating you're going to give it
Robin: You're not allowed to guess, I'm an international man of mystery
Liz: gay out of sassy
Nick Blake: save it for the Austin Powers episode
Robin: Seperate beds - a comment on the relationship, or sustaining the Hays Code?
Robin: EVE IS STEALING YET ANOTHER MAN
Liz: I'd guess relationship
Robin: BREAKING FRIENDSHIPS
Liz: Hays code separate beds tend to be next to each other
Robin: LURKING IN THE SHADOWS
Robin: that's true, that's true!!
Liz: oh that's some quality green screen
Nick Blake: Yes We Are Really Walking Down a Street
Liz: No That's Not My Perfectly Flat Shadow
Nick Blake: that's my butt
Robin: Very good cut though, of them awkwardly "walking into a building" and then having them walking out of an elevator - carries the movement but doesn't make it seem completely false because there has been spacial disconnect
Liz: yeah that was just bad
Nick Blake: I feel like the film started happy and gay, and it's ending sad and straight
Robin: DEWITT IS COMING FOR LOUISA MAY ALCOTT AND HE IS MY ENEMY
Liz: WHO IS LOUISA MAY ALCOTT
Robin: Wrote Little Women and also some sickass trashy scifi about throwing people into volcanos and pirates and stuff
Liz: ah ok cool
Robin: Mainly known for Little Women
Nick Blake: I can imagine being thrown into a volcano, but being thrown into a pirate is altogether beyond me
Liz: like a javelin
Liz: or a dart
Robin: Something wonderful about Eve's convo with Dewitt here - he uses his words as a weapon, and she's doing the same. Like two devils meeting.
Robin: "Killer to killer." "Champion to champion."
Nick Blake: "yes I am a critic therefore i'm going to hell"
Liz: I think killer is appropriate. They can both kill people's careers in different ways
Robin: Yes!!
Nick Blake: "you will belong to me" fucking hell
Robin: "you will belong to me" is a mix of sexism/wedding, and also of the sataic contracts that keep popping up
Robin: UUUH
Robin: DEWITT
Robin: GO FUCK YOURSELF
Liz: good post-slap face though
Nick Blake: All About Gertrude
Liz: Not a great name...
Liz: "Dead Heroes and The Women Who Loved Them"
Nick Blake: "Dead Heroes and the Women Who Loved Them", a paperback by Addison Dewitt
Robin: I read that as "dead horses"
Liz: also that
Nick Blake: Society says neigh, but their hearts say yes
Robin: "desire to love and to be loved" - interesting words from a critic, whose job is cruelty
Liz: I thought it was inability to love and be loved?
Nick Blake: if the critic can possess Eve he can possess theatre
Robin: oh, I must have misheard! That's much better!
Liz: also appropriate mind, but in a smaller way
Liz: oh it's now again
Nick Blake: aaaand we're up to the opening
Nick Blake: I feel like someone's going to die
Liz: there are guns behind her. symbolic?
Robin: The fact her whole story was fake makes it very different, the feeling when she told it how it was like a monologue from a film ten years before
Robin: GOOD EYE FOR CHECKOV'S GUN!!
Liz: I was thinking more like she'll get old eventually and be displaced by the next Eve
Robin: Yessssss
Nick Blake: it feels like her shoutouts are veiled threats
Liz: oh without a doubt
Robin: Fascinating how all the women are uncomfortable with being Eve's friend - and Bill, I suppose, who is an honourary woman by way of being a respectful and caring spouse - and all the men are seduced
Liz: I wouldn't say she seduced Addison
Robin: Mmm yeah, she lost the war on that one
Robin: She tried, but he won
Robin: I'LL BE BACK TO CLAIM IT
Liz: terminator voice
Nick Blake: "If you want me back" - the self-effacing manipulator strikes again
Robin: Interesting too that this is a film about theatre - Eve is leaving Broadway for Hollywood, Marilyn is leaving theatre for TV (which is like film but less classy)
Liz: SICK BURN MARGO
Robin: new overtaking the old
Robin: Eve talking about how the party is for the award and not for her - like Margo was saying in the car
Liz: she won, but she's still ultimately a prop
Nick Blake: thought - was Margo once an Eve?
Robin: I think so? She came up via vaudeville, but it sounds like she did the second act while Birdie - aged, over the hill - did the first act
Nick Blake: she was so angry and upset because she saw the moves that she once tried, and that means it's over
Nick Blake: the cycle continues
Robin: HERE WE GO HERE WE GO HERE WE GO
Liz: HERE WE FUCKING GO
Robin: YEAH!!!!!!!!
Robin: Extremely stalkerish behaviour, but please, it's a compliment!
Liz: It's ok because I made a club about you
Robin: "Of course, they're just movie stars..." but Eve is going to hollywood and will elevate it
Robin: Remember how Eve put Margo's affairs in order? And now here, New Kid is cleaning Eve's carpet even though Eve is so tired and the maid will get it in the morning
Liz: yeah that was quick
Robin: SYMBOLISM OF NEW KID BEING HANDED THE AWARD, HOLY SHIT
Liz: FAKE NAME, ADDISON GETTING INVOLVED
Robin: Eve looks like she's aged ten years since she picked that award up
Liz: trying on the cape like she tried the dress!!!
Robin: Yes!!!!
Robin: amazing mirror placement
Liz: she looks like the evil queen
Nick Blake: it's like a coronation or wedding
Robin: Who is Phoebe? The moon? The moon is also virginity and innocence, much like Eve in the garden
Liz: oh god oh god oh god
Liz: HOLY MOTHERFUCKING SHITBALLS BOX QUOTES GO
Nick Blake: A very well crafted film about theatre, obsession, fame, men and women and many other things. Its only drawback is being a tad on the long side.
Nick Blake: 9/10
Liz: A lesson in visual storytelling. 9.3/10
Robin: Absolutely incredible film; I had high hopes and it surpassed them by miles. I want to watch it a million times to soak in every detail. The acting, the WRITING, the cinematography, it was all absolutely phenomenal. I want to write a book about this movie. I feel very bad starting out so high in this grand experiment, but I can't give it anything less than a 10 -- it had so many incredible things that I love and adore and had wonderful, complex heroines and villains, all about excellent women and wonderfully presented. No faults. 10/10
Liz: That's a big box
Robin: shit I don't actually know what a boxquote is. should it be shorter.
Liz: All About Eve: 28.3 out of 30
Robin: Surpassed my highest hopes with its wonderful writing and acting. Incredible and complex female characters. 10/10
Liz: That was so fun!
Robin: Yeah!! I really enjoyed it!!
Robin: One question, to include or not: Do you think this film could be remade/rereleased today? With the same script and everything? It's put together so wonderfully, every line has a purpose
Liz: I honestly don't like remakes as a rule and the stuff I'd change is very minor
Liz: (Also next month is All Quiet on the Western Front, so that'll be fun)
Nick Blake: I fear what would happen to the motivations of characters. Eve would be a rote psychotic character rather than a clever manipulator
Liz: that's true
Liz: a lot of what they do is interesting in part because it was the 40s
Nick Blake: based on a true story
Nick Blake: originated in an anecdote told to Mary Orr by Elisabeth Bergner
Robin: I think my favourite moment in this film, in retrospect, was Eve's life story at the start - bc it felt like a 40s emotional monologue, which must have been a little dated even by 1950, so it would have felt very much like a performance to viewers
Nick Blake: became a short story by Orr which Mankie then went "yeah i'll make this"
Robin: and idk if that would translate to now. It's a perfect film of the time
Robin: ooooooh, interesting!!!!
Nick Blake: there's specifics about the war dead which makes it hard to alter - the fake WW2 dead husband
Liz: idk there's always wars
Robin: Her husband could still have fake died in WWII, it'd just make her Definitely A Vampire
Nick Blake: but the bodycounts are different, each one's on the news
Liz: could update it a bit and say Vietnam
Robin: No one remembers each name though - you'd have to check, like Dewitt did
Liz: or, killed in a terrorist attack
Liz: go full on and say 9/11
Nick Blake: "I was working in a brewery when my husband 9/11ed"
Robin: GOSH
Robin: You know that's an actual thing?
Robin: One of the heads of, I don't remember whether it was 9/11 survivors or if it was widows, but had no connection with 9/11 at all, built a whole false identity around it
Robin: And it would gain instant sympathy
Liz: oh god I saw that
Nick Blake: how you remake it - lean into the contemporary elements. Young woman with tragic backstory goes viral, receives help from an Ellen-type figure. Whole thing was fake and she's trying to usurp her.
Robin: Yeah; it wouldn't be theatre, but something else
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