#so one day don’t tell liv… the next tell liv 🙄

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I wanted to tell you but… I knew how disappointed you’d all be.

29-Aug-2019, episode 1

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Yellowjackets AU Funny Moments Part ?? (I lost count):

Raquel: How did this happen again? (While Rhea is helping Randy nurse his wounds)

Randy: I—

Roman: Long story short he suggested we split, I said no, he insisted, then I agreed, and then when we did, he got attacked by a moose which I managed to shoot down.

Randy:… I was gonna do the talking asshole—

Rhea: Next time don’t listen to the voices in your head.

Roman: PFT–

Randy: Haha, very funny— ow!

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Rhea: Damn Raquel- you’re on fire today- oh, wait! That was supposed to be Zoey. (Sarcastically + referring to when Liv almost left Zoey die in the fire when the plans crashed on the first day)

Randy: I- what the hell—

Raquel: Hey that was Liv why am I getting shade for this—

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Raquel: She’s in an open-relationship.

Roman: (spitting out the water he was drinking) she’s in a what now–

Raquel: Yeah, I found out just recently.

Roman:… so she was okay with Randy getting all handsy with her while teaching her how to use a shotgun?!

Raquel: Roman- please-

Roman: No because YOU SAW IT TOO—

Raquel: Okay CLEARLY you are jealous.

Roman: And you have no room to talk—

Raquel: Excuse me?

Roman: Raquel, I know what you are.

Raquel:… Okay this conversation is over–

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Rhea: What, did that dead cabin guy talked to you about spirits, blood, and shit? (Sarcastically and referring to when Raquel was possessed during the seance the day before)

Raquel: No, but we mostly talked about how you’re such a show-off when you go out on your sports bra when we go out and hunt.

Rhea: Okay, one, it’s a crop top, and two, it is hot outside, can’t you tell?

Raquel: Rhea come on, it’s 69 degrees.

Rhea: Don’t care, still hot.

Raquel: 🙄

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The four going out to hunt and then stumbling upon a dead bear.

Raquel: What the hell— ew—

Roman:… should we—?

Rhea: Roman, it has MAGGOTS inside. Fuck no.

Roman: Shit I didn’t see it at first, nevermind—

Rhea: What could’ve done this anyways?

Randy: Wolves.

Raquel: I’m sorry, wolves?

Randy: Yeah. If the pack is big enough, they can take down a bear easily.

Rhea:… well thank God it’s dead.

Raquel: Yeah, but we could’ve used it for food you know…

Rhea: If you want to be mauled by a bear, then be my guest.

Raquel giving her a “are you fr” look.

“I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE” HEKP MEEEE

[mixedstyles]

Instagram Blurb - As Long as You Are Series

Author’s Note: This is a longer Instagram blurb, and some of the comments actually matter! It goes to Part 4/5 of THIS series, but can be read on its own! Might make a bit more sense with an understanding of the story, but I don’t think it’ll interfere too much with your experience!

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Instagram stories, night of June 18

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DailyStylesNews Harry and Mitch were spotted at y/n’s concert last night in Brooklyn

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fannewsdaily guess I need to go to one of her shows so I can meet Harry 🤪🤪

↳ harrystyles Not sure why this was in my recommendations, but please don’t go to y/n’s show just because I might be there. Go because she’s an amazing artist and performer.

↳ y/nprotector NOT HARRY DROPPING IN ON A FAN PAGE TO DEFEND Y/N

↳ fan34 @y/nprotector looks like you’re gonna need to change your user because Harry’s stolen that title from you 💀

harryyystyles why would he stay extra days instead of going back to the UK to prepare for the next ONO?? AMERICA, EXPLAIN

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Instagram post, early afternoon, June 19

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areyoulistening I know I already posted, but last night was insane!! Thank you, thank you, thank you to everyone who came!

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conangray your mother sent me and Olivia videos 🥹she was very proud. (and so are we)

↳ areyoulistening are you telling me my mom has a group chat with you and Liv??

↳ oliviarodrigo Yes.

fan01 sis spill the tea. are you friends with Harry Styles??

↳ areyoulistening there is no tea to be spilled, but we’re more acquaintances than friends!

↳ fan01 AHDSHHF she responded

↳ harryshome GIRL he was literally at your concert

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Spotted: late afternoon, June 19

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DailyStylesNews Harry was seen in NYC today leaving the gym.

harryobsessed Isn’t that the same sweatshirt y/n was wearing the other day in one of her YouTube videos?

↳ harryschild HDJSJSHFD IT IS WTF IS HAPPENING

harryfan3 y’all, it’s literally her merch. it’s not that big.

fan4 He’s not even following her 😭😩

↳ harryshome Maybe they’re trying to keep it on the DL?

↳ fan5 He’s literally wearing her merch. Idk if that’s on the “down low”

↳ fan4 I JUST CHECKED AGAIN HE’S FINALLY FOLLOWING HER AGEHFHSHUSD AND SO IS MITCH

harryfan7 I hope you guys know that this isn’t a big deal. If you’ve ever actually paid attention you’d realize he has so much merch i- 🙄

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Instagram story, evening, June 19

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DailyStylesNews Harry’s Instagram story from today 

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harryshome omg a story that isn’t a tour photo repost. he’s learning

↳ harryfan03 he needs to learn how to change the background color next. that tan is not it. 🥴

↳ harryswhore Leave the old man alone 😭

fan03 who’s the girl?

↳ fannewsdaily kinda looks like y/n

↳ y/nisthebest that’s what I’m saying 👀

rulistening Are we getting a collab?????

↳ y/nfan I would shit myself if we did

↳ rulistening please don’t. I’m begging you

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Instagram story, evening, June 19

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Y/NUpdates y/n posted this on her Instagram story tonight! Looks like her and Harry are hanging out, thoughts?

alayafan stop. i feel like this is the most harry has ever been active?? or at least recently

atla09 CAN WE ALL ACKNOWLEDGE SHE CALLED HIM CABBAGE MAN IN FRENCH

09fan02 I believe “mon petite chouchou” is a French term of endearment. It means like sweetheart if I remember correctly

mixedstyles NOT THE CABBAGE MAN 💀💀💀 Y/N is an icon for that

touroflove Sokka??

↳ fann Y/N is Suki and Harry is Sokka??? 🥺🥺

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Spotted: 1:27 A.M., June 20

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DailyStylesNews a fan saw Harry at a 24/7 bodega in Manhattan late last night

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loveontourr LEAVE THE MAN ALONE. LET HIM BUY HIS HOAGIE IN PEACE

nycfannn hi! I was the one who saw him. I saw y/n with him and heard her talking to the owner but I didn’t want to be creepy and take a picture of her too 😭 it was already weird taking a photo of him

↳ hsfan2001 Y/N WAS THERE TOO???

↳ y/nfan04 is it bad that we recently found out they even know each other and my ship has already sailed??? 😩🫣

↳ nycfannn @hsfan2001 She was! I was behind them in line. They were joking around and talking to Tony (the owner). I tried not to listen to their conversation but I’m so nosy 😭😭 y/n said something about they got distracted and didn’t realize the time??? I don’t want to be weird but they did seem pretty close!!

thisisafamilyshow On a different post I saw someone wondering why he's still in New York even though he has a show in like two days. He always leaves like, the morning after a show to travel to the next venue. Two extra days is a lot comparatively

↳ 1989hs I'm so curious as to what's going on. Like... I don't want to speculate but my little fan brain is doing the most

↳ thisisafamilyshow exactly! I may or may not be actively keeping up with harry pages to see what's going on. Trying to put together the puzzle pieces. I'm not expecting much, and frankly I don't really care, it's just so entertaining. wtf is wrong with me 😭

↳ 1989hs girl, we're all keeping up-to-date with harry you're not alone. we're all a little weird here 😭🤍

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Instagram story, afternoon, June 20

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DailyStylesNews a music student at NYU (auden.png) saw some people talking to Harry outside of a school building

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harrysarms This bitch (harry) is everywhere near nyu

↳ y/nfan5 well nyu is basically all of New York so i’m not really surprised

↳ harrysarms it’s always the music buildings though

↳ y/nfan5 he could literally just be making music. it doesn’t have to be anything more

numberonefan Is it just me or does that look like @areyoulistening on the far right behind the person in black?

↳ areyoulistening you're right, it do be me

↳ numberonefan Y/N! wtf are you doing here??

↳ areyoulistening lurking 😈 jk it came up on my for you page? probably because it's AUDEN'S photo

↳ areyoulistening i'm looking at you @auden.png

↳ auden.png I had no clue they would find the photo 😭🤍😭 ilyyy @areyoulistening

↳ areyoulistening i'm giving you more theory homework the next time i see you 😤 @auden.png (ily too)

DailyStylesNews not y/n and her friend having a conversation in my comment section 🤪

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Spotted: late afternoon, June 20

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DailyStylesNews Harry was seen grabbing drinks before heading into the NYU Steinhardt building in Greenwich Village for the second day in a row.

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fan4 you guys know who goes there? 👀

↳ harryismylife y/n 🐸☕️

alaya01 did he buy her a drink too? 🥺

↳ y/nfandom it’s literally a drink 😭😭

↳ alaya01 i can pretend it’s something more

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