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golvio · 2 years ago

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Personal Crack Theory: BotW’s Master Kohga is the exact same Master Kohga from Age of Calamity because he’s immortal. He is also very likely not actually dead, and is probably somewhere underground.

Personal Crack-er Theory: Not only is Kohga immortal, he’s over 10,000 years old, but often forgets this due to having the Malice version of BotW!Link’s death-and-resurrection-related brain damage.

Personal Crack-est Theory: Kohga knew Ganondorf personally and joined whatever subterfuge the big man had planned partly because they were absolutely schtupping before Ganon got skeletonized and Kohga got amnesia.

#loz thoughts #master kohga #ganondorf #i get the vibe that tall strong sophisticated and *very dangerous* is absolutely kohga’s type #so of course he’d betray the crown for a shot at wooing the baddest man in hyrule #not to mention ganondorf has an established pattern of shacking up with pathetic little rat men with enough hidden potential #to be very appealing fixer-uppers he can shape into his ideal lover #the fact that kohga seems to be all about disguise and subterfuge suggests some very interesting things about this game’s ganondorf #in hos skillset priorities and who he chose as allies before he died and rose again as a demigod #also good luck with your new old extremely clingy skeleton boyfriend buddy! you’re gonna need it!

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