#so now I also have yellow paper!!! yippee!!!

[c00kietin]

yall I got crayons from my therapist LET'S GOOOOOO

[companionwolf]

tonight's delta green recap:

- EGGS????? HUMAN BIOMASS??? JACK YOU CANT JUST SAY THAT

- I mean he can but I'm. sir?? SIR???

- me at Jack because THAT was the first thing I read this morning:

- Jacob's idea of comfy things: cats.

- also he got the OPSEC talk via Jean. can he execute these concepts? he'll try.

- Jay has moved far past acceptance of operation torch the station into 'lets fucking blow that shit up with extreme prejudice' so like. um. are you good Jay.

- me: whatever's going on with Jacob is OSDD adjacent * accidentally writes him far closer to covert DID-esque *

- I guess write what you know is true lol <- he has a dissociative disorder himself

- add 'ready to and in fact eager to blow up a police station' to the list of things Jay is apparently willing to do. damn

- oh shit the vics awake

- the vic is NOT feeling talkative; I am worried she's got a phone and is calling the cops as we speak lol

- agent 'I want this fucking place to Burn' jay says any plan is fine as long that station / lab / etc is RUINED . Jay, I say, respectfully - what the fuck?

- handler was just gonna let us walk in there but then I went 'hey wait' and now our agents have a fun little extra hurdle in operation torch the station (:

- also. in terms of plan we have no plan

- where's the fucking

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- at least Jack thinks this lack of a plan is funny; I do too tbqh but also. Uh Oh

- j cells motto should be 'leap before you look' or whatever that quote from issun (okami) is because man, these agents don't look they just LEAP

- uh oh.

- if this woman has Abilities I'm barking

- also barking if the hotel explodes

- BARK BARK BARK

- the woman fucking folded reality like paper and now there's a window in the bathroom and Jacob + Jean lost 3 SAN

- I rolled to see if Jacob would touch the window. And of course. He rolled low. So. He's touching that thing.

- portals to other dimensions taste like cotton candy, apparently

- OH GOD IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS <- something is looking back at Jacob from the inside and it ain't a alter

- SHIT I FORGOT ABOUT THE BLOOD IN THE AGENTS' CAR

- joy lied so hard and good that the cop accepted there are rabbits capable of that much blood and that's beautiful

- Jacob is opening the window in him. This will have no repercussions. (:

- THE DELTAS ARE GREENING AND JACOB KNOWS HOW TO CLOSE THE WINDOW NOW

- Jacob has gone through the window.

- Jay's a team player. This surely won't come back to bite their ass. (They're lucky Joy stopped them from it doing so immediately.)

- Jacob's in a little hut thing beyond the window and there's some Things in here. I wonder if they're... well. We'll see.

- CAR CHASE SCENE FT JAY AND JOY

- Jacob is having his own little survival crafting horror solo time in Beyond The Window land and got a fire going but then. He touched the yellow stuff.

- THE CAR SPUN OUT.

- Agent 'fuck around and find out' Jacob, poking stuff he shouldn't and generally being a dumbass (his finger is turning yellow... totally normal and fine)

- CREATURE IN THE HUT?

- ending on that + Jay being unable to get the car back online. YIPPEE