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love-too · 2 years ago

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The insane urge to just fake-date someone respectable to introduce them to my friends and make them stop their questioning. And then so very slowly make the story fucked up enough that they stop bothering me all together

#by fucked up i just mean uncomfortable to their standards #so that means queer sex-positive against-marriage and fun #that's all #That would be so entertaining to me #so much potential for mischief and playing devil's advocate #Just letting them slowly realize this is so not what they were expecting and that the thing they most wished for turned into a nightmare #You wanted me to have a crush and a relationship #now you get to suffer through it!#I'm just so annoyed #roba mia

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