#so much of this shit is just a matter of commen sense to me that it doesnt occur to me that some folks are absolutely clueless

[dhampir-dyke]

I'm so awful at orienting new people idk why they keep giving them to me. Like truly I suck at it

[alex-7721]

You tube Service company 'Tub Biz' they're scammers, If you use this one you must be f**ked up.

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Which means this service is way too slow….too much slow Honestly I asked them why so takes it long? They answered me 'We will speed up' but there was a no change at all. and the above image says guarantee refill? guarantee my ass. at the time I thought 'Don't matter, I can wait, Just fill up the time' I can show you ALL THE EVIDENCES. above image says complete and is not completion besides even take almost 3 months. haha too slow and even not completed. I paid 342 dollars April 18th this year for this shit. You can check the image down bellow.

342 bucks you see that right? and I got the email from tub biz saying this order is completed. If you were me, Do you believe that what they told me? I checked regularly the wathing time on my channel. Let me show you the photo of statistic.

1510 watch hours, That's what they've done it for me. At first I had little bit over 400 hours that's why I applied for 3600 hours, You understand? As you see they provided me around 1100 watch hours and saying 'Completed' How do you feel about this mass up? So I was so annoyed, Think about it. I was waiting for them about 3 months and no complains with just one time asking why so takes it long. That's all, and even they didn't speed up which means they're not reliable. Right? I'm talking only truth out of commen sense and the evidences as you see. So I emailed them but they say the link of my video is only 11 minutes. Saying they provide everything but 11 minutes,,,,,what the fuck?? what a heck threory! What they're talking about is 'You link me the video 11 minutes so we can't fill up 3600 watch hours' saying Everything is my fault hahahahah but hey, I'm a customer and I paid for 342 right? So my question is why didn't tell me that in the first place? Why did you start watching time in april? if you say this is problem and troubles us YOU SHOULD'VE TOLD ME IN IN THE FIRST PLACE But they say I didn't check the rule at first….hahahahaha So why did you company start the service? I asked them and they did not answer me about that issue and saying You didn't check the policy…haha They can't right answer me because they're scammers and they're insane. Fuck you Tub biz and fuck off hahaha You people check the down bellow photo images

Okay the swear word, You people can think I'm a wrong guy But you should focus on a forest not a tree. They did not service me 3600 watch hours and no refund no apology. But they got 342 dollars from me. They're telling me all the responsiblity is on me. That's a fucking ridiculous theory because when they got my video 3 months ago They already new it was 11 minutes videos. beside they were dragging the time for a long long time. And now they're hard hahaha so they told me 'Everything is customer's fault' Hey you youtubers, Do you really suffer like mine? I RECOMMEND YOU NOT TO USE THIS SHIT ASS MOTHERFUCKERS HELL SERVICE THAT'S THE POINT' This posting will be useful and practical information for everyone. Tub biz said 'We do nothing wrong we're right, You didn;'t check the policy' So what about your stupidity?? hahah OK Tub biz, Let me see who's the winner? I'm not a poor guy, 342 dollars is not a fucking big deal for me hahahahaha You company rip the 342 bucks off from me? I can screwed up you company reputation. This not a pair trade the winner is me. hahaha Even if you tube biz asked me 'We will refund you' No way, It's too late, fuck 342 bucks, that's a peanut but reputation hahahaha!!! I'm happy with that and I'm good with that. I love this game and I will leave all the social media and I will make a video for this shit! Lastly I really want helpful for this posting! Good bye everyone!

[kat-hawke]

Interviewing the Hawke at Sea

► Name ➔ “Alexa Imortis.”

“Kat Hawke.”

► Are you single? ➔ “Depends on who you ask, really. I am engaged, single, in the market, in an open relationship, courting a noble.. One really gets lost in all the story telling, hm?”

“Certainly feels like it most days.”

► Are you happy? ➔ “I suppose that I am happy enough, considering the circumstances. We are in the middle of a war, and I am still alive and relatively in one piece.”

“As the Admiral said; I’m alive, all my limbs still attached, soul in my body, avoided unwanted offspring. So, sure, I’m as happy as one can be in my position.”

► Are you angry? ➔ “Exhausted, is perhaps a better word to describe how I feel relationship to my anger. It comes and goes, though I rarely express how truly furious I am towards a situation.”

“No’ at the momen’. Ya’ll know when I am.”

NINE FACTS

► Birth Place ➔ “Kul Tiras, Brennadam.”

“Gilneas, if that wusn’ obvious enough. City outskirts.”

“I think your accent gives that away…”

“Ya’ think?”

► Hair Color ➔ “Onyx.”

“Raven black. Ya’ have eyes do ya’ no’?”

“So many different words to describe one color.”

“She wus hotter as a blonde.”

► Eye Color ➔ “Persian blue.”

“Amber.”

► Birthday ➔ “April fifth.”

“June thirtieth.”

► Mood ➔ “Praying that this will end. Worried about the boys at home, it’s been long enough for them to get into trouble.”

“Annoyed.”

► Gender ➔ “...Female.”

“Maybe they did no’ wish to assume?”

“They might ask who is the more masculine out of the two of us next, you watch.”

“Draw straws?”

► Summer or winter ➔ “Winter. The trees are barren and snow is pure, there is a comfort in the silence that lingers after the first change of seasons.”

“I lost sensitivity to temperature sum time ago. Seasons don’ matter to me anymore. Easier to hike the trails in the summer, howeva.”

► Morning or afternoon ➔ “The break of dawn. As hours go by people tend to grow more lazy, and less productive. Try getting any shred of work done after one in the afternoon, it’s bloody impossible with the Harbormaster.”

“Always wus an early riser. As I’m sure she can attest to, she complained about it once.”

► Are your parents still married ➔ “Yes, happily enough. Then again my father long ago lost his spine, and my mother tends to remind him of that fact frequently enough. They have had their quarrels over their years, however, due to my fathers inability to keep it in his drawers.”

“Well, they’re both dead, so…” She simply shrugs. “Granted m’mother remarried much to my disapproval. Still, all dead though.”

EIGHT THINGS ABOUT YOUR LOVE LIFE

► Are you in love? ➔ “Yes. Though my commitments have shifted about as of late… I think a lot of my problems tend to revolve around the fact that I love certain qualities about many, many...many, people.”

“Mmm, while I don’ disagree, it’s a question better suited fer the Diplomat I think. I’m in love with m’job, if that counts.”

“Makes two of us, put that down as my relationship.”

► Do you believe in love at first sight? ➔ “No. It’s absurd. Something that is frequently told to children in order to promote procreation.”

“Only in nobility… Lust at first sight is quite real, any tavern in Stormwind will prove that.”

► Who ended your last relationship? ➔ “Do they really, truly, ever end?”

“Mmm, do they? Considerin’ m’last two haven’ actually ended per se, I’d say the last actual end wus caused by death.”

► Have you ever broken someone’s heart? ➔ “Most likely, though no one has been upset enough to say anything personal about it.”

“Lost track on that one. No’ my fault they don’ take the hint.”

► Are you afraid of commitments? ➔ “Mmmm…. Afraid? No. Hesitant to fully commit? Maybe. There is something to be said about remaining in perfect lingo. No one can actually hurt you that way.”

“I agree with her, to a point. Love no one, and no one can hurt ya’. Made that mistake once before.”

► Have you hugged someone within the last week? ➔ “Kat and I hug all the time. Cannot separate us, truly.”

“Oh, are we spillin’ the secrets now? Alright, luv’, game on.”

► Have you ever had a secret admirer? ➔ “There’s nothing secret about those who admire. Even if one is shy with their affections, they typically come around.”

“She ain’t wrong. They niver stay secret fer long, always have to make it known, unfortunately. It’s worse when they want to try and ‘fix ya’. Like we’re broken or sumthin’...”

► Have you ever broken your own heart? ➔ “No. I do not set myself up for failure in trusting in others to meet my exceedingly high expectations. If given the opportunity, they will disappoint.”

“No. Why set m’self up in such a predicamen’? I skipped a chance to adopt a puppy, that hurt, but I wouldn’ say I wus heartbroken.”

SEVEN TRAITS: “Describe each other.”

disorganized / organized / in between. “Kat is organized, though I cannot say that I have spent a lot of time in her office. The short time I did spend there, we were in a bit of a tiff. Closest to rage that Kat has ever seen me act, I believe.”

“Alexa is one of the most organized people I’ve met, aside from her love life.”

“It’s organized enough, just not in a way that anyone would expect…”

patient / impatient / in between. “The Director is a delightful mix of both patience and impatience. Idiocy is not tolerated, in any shape or form, but recent events have proven Kat’s behavior beyond the threshold of the patient.”

“Mmm… Patience comes with the job both her and I have, though I’ve witness her in a few impatient scenarios, felt it too…” She clears her throat. “A nice mix of in between. Fer the record, recent events are puttin’ us both past the threshold.”

outspoken / reserved / in between. “Reserved. Kat doesn’t really go out of her way to interact with strangers, unless she wants something. This typically includes information, and namely only that.”

“See. Like I said, she knows me more than she should. I would say Alexa is a bit outspoken. I’ve watched her move through a tavern enough times, work a person or two.”

empathetic / unempathetic / in between. “I would say that we both are not highly empathetic people. Kat is more emotional than I, though it is not by much.”

“I will agree with that. No’ a lot of room fer bullshit in our profession. No’ goin’ to comment on the emotional part though.”

optimistic / pessimistic / in between. “Bit of a glass is half empty type of person, you are. “

“Glass of whiskey?”

“Glass is fully empty in that case.”

“See, she knows me! But, I’d say yer a bit more of an optimist than I, narrow margin though. Pessimist is just wot an optimist calls a realist.”

hard-working / lazy / in between. “I do not think there is even a question to Kat’s work ethic. We are both far too devoted to our jobs, to a degree that most would consider unhealthy. I find it wise to remind them that we are what protects them from the mongrels of the Horde.”

“What even is a day off fer us?”

loyal / disloyal / unknown / in between. “Loyal both in a professional sense and relational. The fact that Kat is even sitting here, after our falling out, is proof enough of how Kat values our relationship. If you need an example of loyalty to the Alliance, I would remind you of my previous statement. She does not falter nor rest when it comes to protecting our people.”

“Thank ya’, luv’. Now, without gettin’ any further into the relationship line… I don’ believe Alexa houses a single disloyal bone in her body. As she said, I am here, but so is she, take that as ya’ will. I remember early on after we met, she always carried her papers. Her authority on land wus  marginal yes, but that didn’t stop her from actin’ on behalf of the Alliance. Professional and relational fer her as well.”

SIX CHOICES

► Love or lust ➔ “Lust. Love tends to attach too many strings, emotional bonds, problems. It is simply easier without the complications that people bring to the table when romance is brought into the equation.”

“She says that, but yet…” She turns her hands over in her lap with a shrug. “Still, she ain’t wrong. It’s worse when people get more invested than ya’ are, messy too. M’friends think it’s no’ healthy but, woteva, they’re married anyways.”

► Cats or Dogs ➔ “Dogs.”

“Dogs.”

► Lemonade or iced tea ➔ “What type of question is that? Rum. It’s either water, or rum.”

“Can I spike the tea with whiskey? Does that still count?”

“No.”

“Well fuck ya’ then, who made ya’ the beverage police?”

“It’s in my contract, didn’ you know?”

► A few best friends or many regular friends ➔ “A few best friends. It’s easier to keep an eye on them that way.”

“I prefer more of a...web. Everyone has their place and purpose, sum more than others.”

► Wild night out or romantic night in ➔ “I’m never involved with anything that can be described as...wild.”

“Yes? She’s also lyin’.”

“Name one time.”

“The one ni- How about we just keep it family friendly on the readin’...”

► Day or night ➔ “Night.”

“Agreed. I work better in the dark.”

FIVE HAVE YOU EVERS

► Been caught sneaking out? ➔ “No. I do not sneak, therefore I do not get caught.”

“Yer so full of shit. But, I wus caught a few times.”

“I walk right out the front door.”

“Noticed- movin’ on.”

► Fallen down/up the stairs? ➔ “Certainly. Get too much drink in me and I will do both at the same time.”

“I’ll say the same. No further commen’.”

► Stolen something? ➔ “That is absurd.”

“Way too much to count.”

► Wanted something/someone so badly it hurt? ➔ “More than it is healthy, I am sure. Both in frequency and volume. The next promotion, to not be like my father in my habits, the Diplomat to choose. Yet here we are, I’m still holding my breath on all of the unlikely scenarios. Maybe if all three happen at once…”

Kat just blinks at Alexa. “Right… I went over a month with no alcohol, no human contact, no real food, no alcohol, and no proper lodgin’. There’s yer answer.”

“Right, we get it, you could not have a drink. Light above be blessed that you were sober for a month.”

“Bite me.”

“Bend over.”

“Temptin’. Ahem. Movin’ on…”

► Wanted to disappear? ➔ “No. Not literally. Though since my evenings spent with Terra I do frequently wonder what I would be like in another profession. Maybe a baker of some sorts.”

“Have a few times in the past. Still can if I want to. Did ya’ say a baker? Yeah, okay…”

FOUR PREFERENCES

► Smile or eyes? ➔ “Smile. You can usually tell if people ae lyin’ by how they pose their words. If they falter, or trip, their embarrassment is commonly displayed.”

“Eyes don’ lie as much as lips do. Became quite familiar with that over the year…”

► Shorter or Taller? ➔ “Shorter. Much easier to pin.”

“No real preference, though in the Admiral’s case, taller. She made a fair point. No further comment on that.”

► Intelligence or Attraction? ➔ “Intelligence leads directly to any type of attraction. Unless you mean beauty, hm? A pretty face will certainly get you far in life.”

“She’s no’ wrong… Ya’ sure ya’ didn’t mean to ask intelligence or beauty?”

► Hook-up or Relationship? ➔ “As of recent it has been relationships, everyone is rather obsessed with finding a way to make me stick around. Even if it is beating around the bush, in a manner of words. Prior to this last year? Hook-ups. Much easier, less strings attached, and it let me avoid most of the drama I am now right in the middle of.”

“Except she’s the one that wanted to stick around.”

THREE ABOUT FRIENDS

► Do you consider all of your friends good friends? ➔ “Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer.”

“Absolutely no’.”

► Who is your best friend? ➔ “My brother, Viktor. He is one of the few that I could trust with any type of fuckery.”

“Rinnessa, she’s been like a little sister to me since childhood. Jess and Xylia I met in the city.”

► Have you ever lost a good friend? ➔ “I am in the process of losing one as we speak.”

“That statemen’ likely applies to both of us.”

TWO FOR FAMILY

► Do you and your family get along? ➔ “All of us besides V. The youngest is bar far the most difficult. Tends to love crime, sticky fingers… reminds me a bit of Kat, to be honest.”

“I don’ much care fer corpses, so- Well that’s just rude. Perhaps I need to meet this sister if we have so much in common.”

► Do you see your family often? ➔ “At least once every other week, since I have returned from the mainland.”

“Again.... All dead.”

ONE WHO KNOWS ALL

► Who knows everything about you? ➔ “My mother, though you would not expect it. We are not close, in any meaning of the word, but she seems to understand what I am going through without myself ever speaking a word.”

“Nobody. That’s the point. Everyone has a piece of the puzzle though, sum more than others. Alexa certainly learned more than she should have in our time together, to be honest.”

“What does that even mean?”

“It means I trust ya’. Take the compliment.”

ONE MORE FOR THE ROAD

► Would you say you have a messed up life? ➔ “No. My life is a reflection of my choices, my relationships, and my consequences. The Light guides my path, yet I am an entity who decides what direction I will take. All that has been done, and all that will come of it is my accomplishment.”

Kat rolls her eyes at the mention of the Light guiding one's path. “Complicated, sure. Messed up? No. I made my choices, lived with them, worked through the consequences of misplaced gambles and relationships. Everything I do is by design, good or bad. There is always a larger image.”

Written with @preyontheweak.

Tagged by: @roses-and-arrows, @xyveth-heartbane. Since the previous answers to this prompt were still valid from the last time, we did this one together to mix it up and have some fun.

[Mentions: @shewolf-jacqueline, @tinybewitchedgilnean, @jesdena, @library-of-the-forgotten @oathandsword  @titanicmight ]

[melody-of-scream]

why do you always write your imagine continuations with a female reader/main character? it's possible for guys to enjoy reading imagines too you know

Okay buckle up anon because you just bought a ticket for a ride.

Even though I think you are just a nasty troll, your question would be valid if… well if you had read my stuff like at all.

Because as of when you asked this question yesterday I had written stories for 3 imagines in a row with a female reader/main character - including a Tuesday story, Tuesday stories always have a female lead. And the fourth from last Thursday does in fact feature a male reader/main character.

So you would only have had to go back 4 stories to realise that I did not ALWAYS write for just female readers/main characters so far.

For someone who obviously hasn’t even looked at more than the last 3 of my stories you sure have an opinion, don’t you?

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Also, let me do the math for you darling. Because I so do keep track and a careful list of my 500+ word stories solely because I want to write at least one story for each character with a male and one with a female reader.

[Also I am a neat freak.]

As of yesterday (16. August 2017) I had written for a total of 125 imagines. 50 of which have a male reader/main character.

That’s 40% of my stories.

You still feel underrepresented anon?

Because that sure as hell is a good percentage more than there are female main characters in the source media of what I write for aka comics, movies and cartoons.

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+ since I am a cis female I tend to write for female characters when I am stressed or tired. Like I am right now - very much even. It is kind of my default setting. So that explains the 3 imagines with female readers/main characters in a row, because this week has been hell and you didn’t make it one bit better.

Also: If you didn’t realise it yet. This is MY BLOG, MY WRITING and it is FREE FOR YOU to read. And you still feel entiteled to criticise me in such a rude way?

A word of advice for the future - that is if you aren’t just some troll: Your question was legit. The sentence afterwards wasn’t. It is you lecturing me while obviously doubting my intelect and commen sense. No one likes that.

As if that wasn’t enough, I have never been a request blog specifically because I don’t want to own anybody anything.

You got this? I don’t owe anybody anything!

[Except for @belloangelus, I owe her a ship, but that’s a different thing because I invited people to send them. Thank you for being so patient with me love! I’ll get it done today no matter what live tries to hit me with - you have my word!!! 🙈🙊]

You hear me? Even though guys enjoy reading imagines too, I don’t owe them writing any that include/represent them. I still do. Because I want to.

Because I want to include everyone even though I am shit at it!

Thank you to everybody who stayed with me until this point - I love you all!

Except for you anon. You can go and annoy someone else now please and thank you ~

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[Sorry to the people going by they/them pronouns that only make up roughly 7% of my stories and even more to trans people because so far I only included a single trans man. But I am working on it I promise💛]