#so many layers to this ask DKJDFG

[v-arbellanaris]

What IS IT about Hawke that makes everyone with functioning eyes clock him as a straight-up feast? Look, I like a hark worker with muscles (Hawke is a farmer, canonically), but I mean Ferelden has a lot of those???? Are the Free Marches just lacking in the sweat/grime babes???

yeah, gordon "thom ranier" blackwall took all the sweaty grimy hunk energy with him when he left markham MGDFKGJDFGJ

what makes you think all the fereldans in kirkwall aren't getting unimaginable amounts of pussy and dick. basically drowning in it constantly. hm? HM?

hawke is a farmer canonically?!