#so long as you're having fun and not being hateful or anything idgaf

[bluegiragi]

In regards to the monster cast’s orientations. I politely ask, how the heck did Price and Simon’s desires to be tops work in that temporary relationship of theirs? Did they rock paper scissors to see whose turn it is? I am very genuinely curious how they decide. Also find it very cute that Rudy likes to boss Alejandro in the bedroom.

well, in the monster!au specifically, Price and Ghost got together shortly after the incident with Roba. It left them both permanently scarred and they kinda latched onto each other in the direct aftermath. Simon, who had lived his entire life as a human until then and was now grappling with being an unstable smoke monster, was feeling glaringly vulnerable. Price, who was now down one wing and was feeling that impact no matter how much he tried to work past it, recognised Simon as "hoard" and in turn was overcompensating for that.

In summary, Simon needed someone in that moment to take charge and Price needed a way to reassert his dragon-hood to himself. Their relationship was toxic and codependent before the brass recognised what was happening and sent Price out into the field before they wanted to, just so they could separate the two. Their feelings for each other levelled out with time, and they sometimes revive the fling for old time's sake, but it's a lot more understated now.

in regards to non-monster-aus? i fully believe that Price is just Simon's exception. That's his captain, and he's an attack dog. There's a certain dynamic that comes with this (and i eat that shit up every time)

[dukeoftheblackstar]

I may take a bit to reply today or maybe not reply at all. I have the little silly dancers in their silly little dancing all up in my head today throwing molotov cocktails left and right and committing their pretty war crimes (arson mostly) all over while I just sit there waving a tiny white flag of surrender reading smut or poetry — or both at the same time, idgaf maybe idk. >:

So yeah, I'm not mad or ignoring anyone on purpose, I just am unable to do so today. Filling my head with comfort thots of bath-time with old man Plo and having his 18239128390128319083 babies — will also dabble so heavily on the creation of said babies , which is always a delight.

So if you're ever wondering if Plo's gonna be alright. No, he will not be alright. He will be on Duchii duty 24/7 beginning this hour. Will do things 100/10 to him frfr. He will be tired nd spent. But will be very much loved ♥♥♥ Send prayers LOL

Triggers be wild today again — getting a little bit more too handle with each day this week. Extra spicy. And I wonder if it was triggered by the text incident which happened again recently or it's because it just decided to.

It's the shittiest reason tbh. "it just decided to" — it's as if my brain suddenly just got bored and is all "Can't be happy all the time, babydoll. Why don't we make you extra neurotic today." And it does that silly dance that in spite of "it" — my brain, being a harbinger of bad news, I find the silly dance silly cute.

It's silly. It's the silly dancer. Just that little cute thing dancing while throwing molotov cocktails left and right in their little silly dance. I can't really hate them because they be so silly cute. But they're setting everything on fire and idk if I like that. I probably don't because then I have to do something about it. Actually do something about it.

I've cleaned though. I probably would again to extinguish the fire. Take out the meats from the fridge and clean the clean fridge. Put it back, stack them, and wait for god-knows how long before I do it again because oh my god, I seriously need a bigger fridge and it has to be done properly; always three — never more, never less.

And then the shower and bath conundrum on which takes precedence because I will do both. All inhibitions are out the door now, but I like it. I love water, you see? So bath and shower is like double the fun, double the fantasy maybe? Team Rocket from Pokemon but like, bath/shower maybe?

I wanna read though. Write too. Maybe watch. But it's there. The silly dancing silliness which makes me incapable of doing that. I'm just grateful they're kind enough to make me work when it's work time?

It's not a sad or pitiful thing in my opinion because it's me. They're little silly dancing silliness of me. I'm at peace with my shit, a condition I don't even know maybe? But I'm okay with it.

I'm okay with not seeing who's in the mirror. Like who's face is that because I love myself. I love wearing comfy clothing, love not wearing pants when I'm at home, love the marks on my body because I'm not exactly slender? Love my goddamn thighs that I'm afraid of scratching them? I'm okay with feeling like I'm on autopilot sometimes. I love watching my fingers shake sometimes because idk man, they're pretty gorgeous if you ask me.

I love them all. Love it more than I can and try to manage them no matter how many times they come back. Love it even when I cry because biiitch lemme tell you, I look cute AF when I cry. Real 'fuckmeupdaddy' face when I cry — I'm also equally unhinged all the time so. This is no surprise >:

I'm not vain or anything, but I've just come to terms with who I am and what can I offer. I don't shy away from compliments all the time because if you believe I'm that, I should always remember to have the moral compass to do the same. If you think I'm cute, then bitch yass. Because I owe it to myself for making it this far to put myself down.

So yes. Maybe I am gonna shower-bath at the same time. Remorsefully cut my nails for my own safety.

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And here it is. I wrote all of that with the silly dancing molotov throwing arson committing silliness bebbis and they're just sat there all cute like 'awww did you burn me out off that wip I was actually enjoying, you cute little monster?" and they be so cute about like 'maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaybe'.

And now the wip and me is on fire and this cute little dancing silliness is just there silly dancing all cute and silly.

So now we're at an impasse and there's only one thing left to do.

Eat the little silly dancing silliness so they're back in their intricate little boxes. Cute little silly dancing shits they are, but I love them?

[jojosbabe]

Not safe for work abcs headcanons jotaro kujo.

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These are just my personal opinions and headcanons. This is just how i see jotaro. I may do a fluff one and redo general headcanons too.

Warning not safe for work content ahead.

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A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex): jotaro is cuddly after sex(idgaf what people say otherwise. Because fuck what people think, also aftercare is a must and is important af after sex especially rough sex you dummies, if you dont do aftercare,you shouldn't be having sex,aftercare if more than snuggles tho. Its check in on you and making sure you're ok and not hurt,god people infuriate me when they write him like this or dont write this in general for anyone.). He will make sure you're taken care of. Water,a towel,he prefers a nice hot bath afterwards tbh. Its relaxing and cleans you both up too. Softaro is best jotaro. FIGHT ME!!!!

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s): he doesn't really truly care as he loves all of you as you are. But he does have a soft spot for your eyes. He loves staring into them as you two frick frack. Thighs and a cute butt is nice too. But overall he dont care. Its not a huge deal if you dont have thick thighs or a bubble butt.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically): Jotaro prefers to cum inside you,mouth or puh. Either way. But if you're not comfy. Then he will inside a condom or your face. But he also like to cum on your back.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs): he kinda has a thing for girls in sukeban getup. Or even girls who wear biker gear or jackets. But what really gets his goat. Is actually sweethearts. You know the sweet girls that just genuinely check in on you and see how you're doing. Cute laughs n smiles. Etc. He hates the shreiking and not genuine girls. The fake nice people. And super overly clingy people. He is actually affectionate with the right woman.He doesn't say it out loud. But that whole traditional Japanese woman thing in his bio? A lie. He said it to get those annoying af fangirls off his back. He prefers a sweet woman. Like his momma. And someone strong like his father n himself. Like jotaro loves his parents. He's just annoyed by people who are at his school. And mqny other crap he has to deal with. Like i could go on but you get the point. Jotaro isn't some cold hard headed dick. He prefers authenticity. If you're genuinely an excitable or loud person. And passionate. Than he will like you. But if you're doing it to be fake or "impress him" its a turn off. Like joot loves sweet girls. And maybe the badass types. But he prefers authentic,genuine,you. Whomever that girl or whatever your personality may be. As long as you don't fake or lie about it. Or try to be like thats beeyotches at his school. Your good. He aint hard to please. Less of a venty type one is he kinda likes those mermaid swim tails. He loves them and thinks they're neat.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?): at first. No. Like his jiji. He wings it. But over time he gets you,your rhythms,and movements. What turns you on and off. Dos n donts. Like all joestars,they get better as they age. By the time you have kids(if you do. Whether it be jolyne or an oc or both or none.) He's got you down to a T. *finger guns*

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying): missionary(to see your face and be close to you),69(for some fun),doggy(so he can ora ora deep owo),tho he's game for anything as long as you're comfy.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.): more serious at first,maybe a few funny moments here n there. But over time. Be prepared for a lot of nautical puns n shit.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.): he keeps himself shaved. He prefers a treasure trail if he leaves anything d9wn there. He doesn't like being hairy too much. It has a tendency to curl or be patchy and gruff and he doesn't prefer it. Tho you might see a five o clock shadow or a neatly trimmed beard on his face on occasion. Tho down there,he's shaven for the most part.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect): very intimate. He prefers these moments where he can relax and unwind with you and not worry about life or stress. Its as if the whole world melts away. Just you and him.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon): When he is not able to see you (either he is abroad and you dont come with him or you are busy and cant be with him) he often will rub one out. Tho its not as satisfying as being with you. Master of phone sex and sexting. He loves to hear you moan on the phone while you get off to him. And he does the same for you. He does love mutual masturbation with his girl. Its kinda hot to him.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks):anything to do with water. In the water. Etc. Shibari. Maybe light bdsm. He will only go heavy if you want him too. But he himself doesn't actually prefer it heavy. He prefers light roughness. If he does anything heavy its dirty talk. He's more sensual than sexual. He prefers to slow burn you and tease. Tease him back and ooooo boy you got one flustered mess of a joestar. This boy bout to ora ora you till break of dawn. Forgot to add a size kink(course all jojos re bigger than you in some way at least the first 3) and a slight daddy kink(this one is more so after you get married)

L = Location (favorite places to do the do): besides the water places. The bedroom or the kitchen table. Dont matter truly. But it has to be in a hotel room or the privacy of your home.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going): be a tease but be classy. Talk with him about what he loves and his interests. But also yourself. Genuinely. Playful shit talk is nice sprinkled here n there. Also head massages and back massages. He absolutely will melt in your hands. Also he kinda likes it when a girl can make him laugh. Because he feels like he can open up more. And feels comfortable.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs): anything obviously dangerous or gross. Public sex. Semi public is pushing it but he would be ok but you'd have to reaaaaaly convince him or both be very horny. He doesn't care for threesomes. He dont hate em. But he already has enough of a time pleasing you. What makes you think kujo has time for anyone else. He is a one person type man. Srry.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.): giving. He likes seeing your reactions. And also loves making you smile. He's is good at eating you out. Tounge skills pretty good. Gets better over time. He wont say no to a blowjob tho. Even if you cant take him all the way. He likes it when you can try or just licking it. He also loves it if you dont forget the balls.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.): hes game either way. He prefers slow and sensual. But he dont mind getting rough. But be warned what you ask for you'll get.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.): he dont mind em. He prefers like i said to take his time. But he dont mind a quick romp. But it will always be a good one.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.): only if your comfy. But he's down to try it once. But if he doesn't like it. He wont try it again. Simple.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?): pretty long time. Even as he gets older. He's pretty damn good.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?): sometimes. He likes to use vibrators on you. But nothing beats good ol star dicknium if he wants to be spicy. >:3

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease): you would think he wouldn't. But oh boy you're wrong. So dead wrong. He will tease n tease n tease. Till you can't handle anymore. And just as you think he'll let up. He'll tease one more time for good measure. But he isn't always unfair. Sometimes he'll let you tease em back. But don't expect to not have a struggle. *wink*

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.): depends on the mood. But he loves hearing your voice scream his name. Tho if you're quiet he'll turn the table n be loud to you. But he can be quiet if needed be. Its that konda thing where if he wants to be heard he will. If he wants to be quiet. You wont even know you two fucked at all.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character): he likes it when you bite him. Not too hard. But just a tiny nip or something. He smokes after sex. Tho later on over time. He quit smoking. But it was a very hard habit to quit. He started to slow down during diu. He got less n less more so after he got his degree n doctrine(he vaped for a short time to help kick it). And finally kicked it all together after his kid(s) was born(if you have kids or decided to. But either way i hc he waits to have kids,canon be damned. He isnt the type to be reckless like that especially with kids or his wife/significant other,so fuck canon,he waits)

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes): ok joot is big but not like unreasonably big. Good god people. He is an 8in. Slightly on the thick side but not super thick. (Most big dicks aint past 8 or 9 inches ok? Anything biger than that you're gonna hurt yourself or tear something up in there. It aint porn stars. Besides that shit is so fake. And should not be used as references for smut fics imho)

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?): not super high. But average healthy amounts. But lower than most. But when he is in a mood. Oh boy. He gonna Rock the boat.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards): depending on how good it was. Most of the time He's gonna fall asleep right beside you. Maybe have star snuggle with you as well. Sometimes tho if he isnt tired. After he checks on you. He'll have a smoke(3taro) or he will get you both some tea or watch some tv till you both fall asleep(mostly 4taro and dadtaro and pretty much duringyou married life). Either way

[bitchy-peachy]

I have opinions about shit I don't like. I'm allowed to say what I want in my blog as long as I'm not imposing my opinions on people who stay on their own fucking lane like I do. So for the ones going around crying about being "mistreated" cos their dumbass are picking fights on correctly tagged posts with the excuse of "defense" I can't even feel sorry for you.

If someone dislikes the shit you like and it makes you get butthurt, actively seeking people who dislike your favorite thing to try to "make them see the light" just makes you look like an annoying little masochist. And this is coming from a Dom, lmao.

It's like seeing a warning sign about a dog and you ignoring the warning and then complaining about being bitten. You say freedom of speech allows you defense of yourself when you're actually trying to police the opinions of people just discussing something among their peers aka violating their own freedom of speech. These people don't know or give a shit about you and you're only reinforcing the belief that you're oversensitive (lmfaooooo) and can't handle someone disliking your shit on the internet.

If you're doing your own thing without bothering anybody and some asshole shows up bothering you, then go ahead and drag them through shit all you want. I support it, tbh. But if you're attacking everyone that simply states dislike or like of something in their own spaces, don't fucking think you can act like some self-righteous little shit that deserves a pat on the back. If anything you kinda asking to get shit on, lol.

For all the little whiny ass discourse blogs out there that have hilariously thought that stalking anti tags to attack everyone in there makes them good people instead of sensitive little fandom police.

You have your opinion, they have theirs. It isn't only YOUR side that is right and can't get burned.

PS: if someone says they're triggered by something and post about it, and you try to talk down to them in their own vent tag and trigger them further, you're just a twat. Idgaf if your arguments have good points or not, don't fucking go intentionally upsetting people in their tags, ffs.

I have my own peculiar fictional tastes but you know what... I don't go up to people upset by them and shove it on their faces. Fuck, I don't even use my tumblr main account to fan about it cos this site is too accessible for people that can get upset by such content even if they can filter it. (I do have a horror side blog for that but all of those who follow it know what's up in there and it's adult flagged anyways)

The amount of bs that could be avoided if people stayed in their lane or knew how to not rub their shit in other people's faces is surprising. Like not tagging graphic nsfw in main fandom tags (that shit is annoying), not tagging your ship (that could be understandably triggering to some people) in every possible fucking fandom tag that exists, not making nasty sex jokes that make fun of rape and pedophilia and putting them in character tags (instead of just the pairing tag) without a nsfw tag (as a shipper myself I do find shippy bs on character tags annoying af. I know people want notes but damn. The ship name already says that character is in it. No need to fucking put every name, nickname, or whatever to get notes on your untagged nsfw art or text post of rape)

I swear some of y'all kinda ask to be treated like shit cos y'all don't use common sense. Not everyone has to like or accept your shit, so don't fucking force it. You'll get the opposite effect. I've had it done to me before and I just hated the thing even more, lol. So much for "effectiveness".

And also... Don't judge people as a whole. Just cos some anti did something mean to you, doesn't mean every single one is to blame for it, you stupid fuck (sorry but this shit irritates me unlike anything). Think before assuming shit about people based on some asshole that was mean to you. I don't condone every fucking thing people in my own peer groups do. I even call it out myself, so whenever I see some ignorant whiny brat accusing me of shit I didn't do and don't agree with, I just want to fucking publicly humiliate them for being an idiot. You'd actually have to find something showing I did that rather than blindly mouthing off with this crying bullshit.