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lesbeana · 2 months ago
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chat how much does stretching your own piercing hurt, specifically from 18g to 16g and specifically ur nostril
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pandasized-crevice · 2 years ago
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MY FRESH JUST WATCHED KINNPORSCHE EP13 THOUGHTS
oh this ep is full hour,i'm scared....
i got my bingo card lets see if I get anything
IMMEDIATELY SCREAMING
vegas calling pete sexy?(we been knew petes sexy)but to hear vegas say it
also pete doesn't have his bandages🤨
and he's holding petes hand i love that
be who you arrrrreeee
kinn take a good look at porsches face and tell me you believe he's okay😐
more hand holding🥰 i love hand holding🥰
yeah-thats a lie we hold grudges in this house🕴🏻
kinns so happy please🥺
PAPA WE CALL KORN PAPA NOW?!?!👁👁🫥
OOOOOOOH
you telling me vegas is watching a video so he can cook for pete
🚨SHIT ITS HIS DAD🚨
OOOOH TELL HIM VEGAS
WAIT DON'T
YALL SAW HOW HIS DAD FUCKING TURNED HIS RING TO SLAP VEGAS WHAT A WHORE😠
TELL US KINN WHAT SHOULD PORSCHE PUT IN HIS MOUTH😏😏😏
come on porsche tell him
DAMN YOU CHAN WE ALMOST GOT COMMUNICATION
Kinn i love you fr🫶
COME ON KINN YOU KNOW SOMETHING UP WITH HIM
pete my boy:(😭
im going to fucking cry PETE💔
pause: bible and build are so pretty
your life like this cuz your dads an asshole babe
NO STOP VEGAS
TANKHUN MY LOVE
TELL THEM BABE MAKE THEM SEE
NO PETE 🗣YOU WERE NEVER USELESS🗣
PETE NO WHAT THE FUCK GUYS😨
yall respect bible and build they are Acting their asses off rn thats TALENT🫅🫅
im so scared rn yall
OOH I SEE
OH SHIT
what is this girl.........
PAUSE: TANKHUN IK THIS IS A FUNERAL FIT BUT ITS GIVING 🫣😳
aw porsche rubbing kinns shoulder
tag yourself i'm pol crying
THE ATM BRO
PETE MADE IT BACK YES
arm and pol running away and porsche jumping on kinns back?i expect nothing less from those fools
porsche poking pete to see if he's real I love him
poor pete YALL SQUEEZING HIS WOUNDS GUYS
HIS BRUSIES STOP:(😭
pete still trying to smile💔he makes me so sad
hi kim
leave him alone kim
YUH BLOCK THAT MAN CHAY
rip the wik shrine☠️
STOP THE POLAROID
BRO HOW MANY DOES HE HAVE
time for kim to make a chay shrine
YEAH FUCK IT MEMORY CHAY
vegas crying,petes,crying,IM CRYING
porsche that was so fucking sus and obvious😐
don't just believe pete he’s going through it
AH HA kinn knows porsche isn't telling him something AND then this sus phone call? the misunderstandings are coming🕴🏻
aw tankhun loves pete he makes me soft
aw lord what's porsche doing
VEGAS?!
YES GET HIM PORSCHE👊👊👊
so he's asking vegas for help
OH HO VEGAS HAS SEEN PORSCHE'S MOM
porsche do not tell me you brought pete to vegas in exchange for info
porsche has been mafiaed yall🔫🔫
OH MY GOD
DAMN HEADBUTT
porsche wearing the suit jacket is throwing me off idk why
whom?
AYO THESE ARE PORSCHE'S PARENTS GRAVES
if kinn took them there to talk to porsches parents i WILL cry
welp im crying im SOBBING 😭😭😭
SHUT THE FUCK UP😦🚨😳 ITS THE POOL FUCKING SCENE NO WAY🚨
THE WAY I WAS GONNA PUT ON THE BINGO CARD POOL SCENE HAPPENS BUT I THOUGHT NAH NO WAY?!
IM NOT READY I NEED MY EARPHONES🏃🏃
YESSSSSSSSSSS KINN SAID I LOVE YOU TO PORSCHE🥰🙌 (which yes kinn has shown he loves porsche with his actions but him saying the 3 words to porsche is just chefs kiss😙)
porsche pinning kinns hands? 🥴girl BYE
deutache(correct spelling?idk her)bank we finally meet
porsche hun be careful don't fall outta the pool
SCREAMING but without...without the...🫠🫣
i love that they hug after 🫂❤️
porsche please you can trust kinn
shit yall SHIT
GODDAMN IT HE DID LEAVE
love you😊 bye
little baby chay hey girl
wait we taking chay?FOR WHY
this just makes it seem like they're running away😐
bro tankhun loves them he wants to go get them☹️❤️
HEY WHORE TELL US EVERYTHING😠🔫
FUCK THIS PORSCHE WITNESSED HIS PARENTS GET SHOT NOW HIS UNCLE?!
OH HE'S REMEMBERING YES
okay so korn & gun went to get porsche's mom but since she wouldn't leave/porsches dad was like fuck yall they killed them
SHIT IT'S KINN?
but why would he fucking shoot porsches uncle THAT MAKES NO SENSE WHO REALLY DID
PETE'S WITH KINN?!OH HO
H U H AHH PORSCHE WAIT WE NEED KORN TO TELL US THE TRUTH
SHE WAS YOUR W H A T😦🫥😧
AND I DIDNT EVEN GET A FUCKING BINGO DAMNIT
FUCK YALL THE FINALE IS GOING TO BE WILD IM READY YET TERRIFIED
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dongsooks · 7 years ago
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Getting drunk with EXO
Y’all don’t let this flop
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I am writing this with @wooseook (aka the funniest person alive made me piss my pants a few times before) and we actually did research on this. Enjoy. (Not all the members had something said about their drinking behaviour)
Okay so warning: We will discuss alcohol and drunk behaviour in this. If you are not comfortable then do not read!
Xiuxiu baby face
He might not look like it
but boi be drinking
once he does get drunk
you better hide
esp if you have pissed him off in the last 27 years
at first he is just clingy and cuddly
and yeah you can deal with this
I guess you’d be drunk too
if not lord beware I feel you
and you think it is too nice to be true
it is
he would get out his imaginary notebook and start listing every single time he has felt the slightest bit petty at you
like that one time a year and three months ago you drank from his cup while you had a cold
and he insisted he is cool about it back then
spoiler:
he wasn’t
tells you in detail how you made him feel with your dirty cough mouth and dramatically describes how he saw your lips moving to the cup in slomo knowing he would have to get a new cup of water oh the 30 sec way to the kitchen
and you’d think one time is bad enough
but no he would tell you 87390240847 times
all while still leaning his head against your shoulder 
“See I did think I was okay with it, but the more I thought about it the madder I got”
Suhoney bunny CERTAINLY NOT SUMONEY BC NON OFF YALL GONNA SEE A PENNY OF HIS MONEY ANYWAY OMG STEP BACK FROM MY ULT U BICHZZZZZZ lol
He has two moods
at first he is like
“I’m going to take it slow tonight. No more than one beer for sure”
Mood two hits him two hours before the drinking starts and he walks in with two IKEA bags of alcohol 
He will wadle into the room
“Okay y’all. Pants down we’re gonna get lit tonight!”
what a cool mom ew
starts at 8 pm stops at 8 am 
gets too friendly
will help you with everything you never wanted help with
AT SOME POINT
you will find him with someone gossiping in the kitchen about a certain cold...*cough, cough* haha get it?
will remind people about long forgotten fights and open wounds
unintentionally ends about 3 out of every 10 friendships existing at the party 
even if he knew no one before the party he will leave knowing everyone and their problems
“Are you really over that one time everyone congratulated you 11 minutes late?”
Yixing pls come back we all love and miss you sm u r my fave china boi
took a sip freom Minseoks drink and was wasted
wants to have piggyback rides
and cuddles 
and kisses
and hugs
wants it all
gets red as hecckkkkk
“Are you hot Yixing?”
“Yes”
*takes his shirt off*
ends up stripping on the table while Baek, Chan and Chen cheer
crying at the club
lillrlly
when he gets compliments
he gets super emotional
chokes up while thanking you
like you could say he has nice shoes and he would cry most likely order them for you and forget
is an airhead
would pronouce half the things he says wrong
is back in Korea for a week, can’t speak Korean
would facetime and call everyone
“Wait Jackson is Chinese isn’t he? JUNMYEON GIVE ME YOUR PHONE”
Chopsticks are keys- boy
took a shot because Sehun dared him too
is lightweight #2
becomes the cuddliest person on earth
he is gay sober but his gay intensifies when he is drunk
*puts hands on everyone’s thighs*
would ask you the oddest questions with the most innocent, genuine look on his face
“How do girls know what their cup size is? Is there a magic trick? Do they guess?”
“Isn’t gicing birth a little painful? Cause like the hole is like.. a pea and the
There’s a rollercoaster of emotions and he doesn’t get off the ride 
“Am I really a lightweight?”
“omg no Baekhyun stop crying”
“DON’T LIE TO ME Y/N!”
*5 mins later*
“Hey wanna shower with me very platonically?”
WaaaaaaaAAEEeeeeeeeeeeeee
can drink quite a lot
has two phases 
first he is hype
and i mean H Y P E
he will jump around 
will take pillows and throw them aggressively and then smile like a toddler who was given a treat
is a loud person as it is
but drunk he will scream 
will sing along to songs so loud glasses break
Random high notes for no reason
will get someone to strip 
Says things that have absolutely nothing to do with the conversation he is part of
*conversating about what foods everyone is craving*
“I do want children some day!”
At someone you will have to nail his ass down because he might feel young and fresh
but his body doesn’t
and the second you sit down with him he will lay down, put his head on your lap and fall asleep within like 5 seconds
“No, no, no I don’t wanna go home and sleep I wanna PARTEYYYYY”
Chanyoli ravioli, give me the formuoli
It takes a few drinks to get him drunk
no one really notices when but eventually he is lit the fuck the fuck
pulls out Gucci sunglasses from god knows where and has them on the entire night
forgets he is wearing them and yells at people to find out who has them
winks at himself when walking by a mirror
would swear
would only swear
picks up people while yelling “YEET”
will forget how to walk eventually
starts stumbling backwards
and all the members run towards him fearing for their lives
and he just screams 
“TIMBER”
Kyungfu
So he drinks quietly 
for the first while everyone looks at him to make sure he is still there
then he suddenly isn’t
you will find him in the kitchen 
with a cup of tea he made at some point
earphones in
and he will slowly turn to you with a smile on his lips
jamming
“All my friends are dead, push me to the edge”
and you just back off slowly
“NO WAIT IT’S THIS COOL NEW SONG!”
runs after you but gets distracted because he sees Sehun walk by
“Do you like me?”
And Sehun shrugs his shoulders “Yeah, think so”
“cool thx ily”
Kai
Gets drunk fairly quick
Is really quiet for the most part
sits alone in some corner sometimes you hear him laugh not sure about what
and at some point he will just sit there, no expression
and you will have to ask what’s wrong 
and he looks up at you with teary puppy eyes 
“Wanna play hide and seek?”
and you agree bc no way you’re saying no to him!
But then EVERYONE starts playing hide and seek
Baekhyun suggests to someone to go hide in the shower with a locked door, no clothes and the water running
Sehun eventually falls 
everything escalates
Minseok writes it down in his imaginary notepad
and you notice the culprit is gone
and everyone is like HEY WHERE ON EARTH IS OUR LITTLE PRECIOUS JONGIN??
he walks in a few seconds later with two buckets of chicken
bc he remembered the convo with Chen where they talked about cravings
smiling happily
“Oh and btw Junmom I used your card”
The sassy one 
thinks he can drink a lot
really can’t
can’t walk to save his life
giggles a lot
will hold onto people 
but deny he need it to not fall
is the first member to give into Baek’s request to shower
will open the door after they enter and even if no one is around he will sassily say “not gay” 
does the gayest stuff and says “No homo” but winks while saying it so kinda homo?!?!
at some point he stands next to Chan
arms around each others shoulder
having a little down, both trying to stand, not puke 
and then some girl song comes on, let’s say Pick Me
and with their deepest, manliest voice they start screaming singing along
will stumble and fall about 9 times
gets petty over EVERTHING
and remember how Suho reminded him of the 11 minutes
he will go to every member and look them dead in the eye
“Do you know what my favourite number is?”
“Idk 7?”
“Well, I don’t know either but it is not 11 because someone felt the need to open my wounds, I am sensitive! DO NOT TALK TO ME BUT YOU BETTER HAVE AN EXCUSE ONCE I LET YOU!”
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