#so like ig i have a proper introduction now

[thekingofworems]

WHY HELLO MY SUBJECTS 💜

It is I, your beloved King Nico, King of Worm on a String and all things silly and goofy

First off, let's go over the basics: Name, Pronouns, all that jazz. I am nothing if not transparent-

My name is Nico, duh

Old enough (16-20), creepos can gtfo🖕🏾

I'm poc (African American)

He/It/Xe

I love art; traditional, digital, photography, music!! I sing, though I haven't posted anything here, it's really just for fun. Y'all have seen my traditional stuff tho!

I really like Worm on a String, obviously and have one of my own! His name is PaperTowel and he is my ✨son✨ as well as my most loyal companion! He's always featured in my drawings<3

I have ADHD and ASD! I tend to take a lot of things literally most of the time, so please be patient with me and use tone tags if you can remember to!

Also an intense obsession with Cryptid College, an ongoing comic on Webtoon and Tumblr by @internetwerewolf and @electrosweaters-arts ! I love these guys and their characters, so silly

I don't usually read but damnit Tumblr you've gotten me mixed into it again

I have a few sideblogs!! Please interact w my ask blog for Jascha I love him so much

@dontstoptalkingaboutgaza , @nicolaigraevestoun , @a-miserable-wretch , @muriel-is-my-pookie , secret nsfw one if you can find it‼️

Which leads to my next point, the books/series' I like!

Please tell me if I spell an author's name wrong!

I've finished reading -

Percy Jackson and The Olympians

Heroes of Olympus

Trials of Apollo (first 2 books)

Frankenstein: Alive, Alive!

Frankenstein - Mary Shelley

Yeah yeah, I know it's not much

I'm currently reading -

Dracula - Bram Stoker

The Strange Case of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde - Robert Louis Stevenson

The Burning Maze - Rick Riordan

Once again, not a lot but ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

I'm planning to read -

The Count of Monte Cristo - Alexandre Dumas

Treasure Island - Robert Louis Stevenson

The Picture of Dorian Gray - Oscar Wilde

The Odyssey - Homer (MAYBE)

The Invisible Man - H. G. Wells

The Tyrant's Tomb, The Tower of Nero - Rick Riordan

Magnus Chase and the Gods of Asgard

And last but not least: Boundaries!!

DNI

Racist

Transphobic

Homophobic

Ableist

anti-Semitic

MAP

If I am to find out you are or support any of the above you will be blocked and reported. Cuz fuck that🤢

That's pretty much it, hopefully now you've gotten to know me better! I'm glad I get to interact with all you beautiful people on this hellsite

~ With love, shenanigans and general Wormy Hijinks,

His Majesty, Nicolai

[meraki-yao]

RWRB Movie Cut Scene: The Extended Polo Scene

Alright I went from obsessively wondering about one deleted scene to obsessively wondering about another deleted scene. Namely. this time, the extended Polo scene.

To start with I do really like what we got! It was really fun and quick and horny and it worked really, really well, both in atmosphere and pacing.

I remember in an interview (forgot which one) Matthew said the polo scene was originally six minutes then with the new editing idea which is what we ended up getting, it was cut down to like two and half minutes, which means we have three and half minutes worth of a deleted scene

I'm guessing what happened was the actual polo match -> conversation and introduction to Bea -> hooking up in the tack room, with that being said:

Alex was practically drooling over watching Henry riding on horseback playing polo (the asshole (jk I love you) even posted a photo of Henry on horseback from the match on his IG close friends stories) how did they go from wanting to make out and eat each other to having a conversation in public (as seen from the montage during the speech)

What the hell were the two of them talking about????

I want the scene with Pez I wanna know what they talked about and I wanna see more friendship. Oh and is this when Pez figures it out? Since in the scene where Zahra finds them Henry says Percy knows

I also really want the scene with Bea. They're obviously close that's explicitly stated in the movie, plus Henry posted a photo of them two from that day on his IG (yes I know it's marketing but right now I'm treating them as real sue me) and I recently learned that Nick and Eliie have been friends for a couple of years by now? I really, really, want more sibling scenes. (especially as someone who relates to Henry and has a sister that I'm very close to) Also Alex and Bea like each other so I really want to know how their proper introduction and this conversation went. On top of that, Henry told Bea about Alex but Alex didn't know that until Zahra busted them and asked, did he tell her here? After all, Bea knew definitively that Henry's gay, and she pulled Nora aside during the wedding, is she wing-womaning? I WANT TO KNOW

In the book it was just Henry and Alex so it was relatively easy to get away and sneak into the tack room. In the movie apparently, they met face-to-face in public and Alex had a whole introduction to the two closest people to Henry. However the fuck did they go from that to hooking up in the tack room without suspicion?

As awesome, hilarious (I can never hear a bagpipe the same way again) and fitting as the quick cut, it was flashes between the match and the hook up. What was the original edit of the tack room supposed to be???? What does the full hook-up footage look like???? Was it longer??? Was there dialogue??? I WANT TO KNOW

I swear if Prime doesn't release the deleted scenes I'm gonna over-analyse everything in every deleted scene and drive myself to insanity in the best way possible.

SO PRIME PLEASE FUCKING RELEASE ALL OF THEM

(probably not all at once because the promise of something new being released in the future is like, my one motivation to fucking live right now I have fucking problems, but like, PLEASE PROMISE YOU'LL RELEASE THEM PRIME)

[thatone-artsykid]

INTRODUCTION POST (i guess)

Ummmm... Since I have almost 300 followers, then ig, i should make some welcome post or smth, so, HIIIIIIII, HAIIIIIIIII EVERYONEEEE!!!

(I'll TRY to keep this updated, no promises tho)

I'm Kamil, you can either call me by my name, or Kamik, or any other way you want (except slurs ofc, unless we're close friends lmao). I am a minor, trans/enby artist, who went to artschool BUT most of the art has learned by themselves:333

Art

The comms are open!! (Feel free to ask about em if you have any doubts)

Askbox is also open, if you have any doodle ideas or smth, feel free to share (I don't promise I'll do em, sowwy😭)

I mostly do digital art (I use Krita for everything), occasionally i do some scribbles in my sketchbooks, doodles in class, or generally school assignments (which i hate, but let's move on). I am a multifandom artist, who draws whatever they are hyperfixating on (rn im again stuck in re8 brainrot).

Here's the list of fandoms im (mostly) in:

Resident Evil series (mainly Resident Evil Village)

Just Shapes and Beats

Hollow Knight

Detroit: Become Human

Jojo's Bizarre Adventure (mostly Stardust Crusaders)

Original characters

I'm trying to finally bring my original characters to life, and give 'em a proper lore (which isn't going well, for now, lmao). Here's the list of em!

Claire/Clara Heisenberg (re8, Karl Heisenberg is her uncle, who became like a father to her)

Carl/Clara Heisenberg (same as Claire, but in D:BH universe)

Kazakura Marcatney (jjba part3, i'm shipping her with Kakyoin Noriaki)

Surya (Kazakura's stand)

Asuril and Lumi (Hollow Knight oc vessels)

Blixer Fresh (my version of that circle coward from jsab)

Lessyr (golden eyelash pit viper oc I made based off a song Snakes from Solence)

Spooder (a jumping spider oc I made when I was bored)

Bumblee (oc based off my ikea bumblebee plushie)

Other socials i post on (including my redbubble shop)

ThatOne._.ArtsyKid

That1-ArtsyKid

Now, let's settle out, 🚫DNI 🚫 if you either are a:

transphobe/homophobe/anyother lgbtq+phobe, a terf, JK Rowling Supporter, pro-shipper, racist, NSFW/18+, p0rn bot, sexist, or any other problematic folk (if you have an blank blog with an emtpy bio, then im also gonna block you)

More things about me :333

I come from Poland (therefore my english might not be the best)

My b-days are on 29th April

I have 4 budgies (named Lemon, Lemonade, Lime and Larry) and one rabbit (named Robin)

Im not the best with human interactions, sowwy

I easily get overwhelmed, and tend to disappear for few hours/days if I do, bear with me

Not looking to become friends with anyone, but if our vibe match, then hell yeah

I'm taken by the sweetiest pookie ever existed on this earth (my bf)

I have a tons of plushies occupying my bed

I've lived most of my life having high anxiety levels, so now im tryna take everything slowly (please be patient with me)

My fav music genres are metal, alternative metal, rock, rap-rock or anything that sounds good for me

I mostly listen to System Of A Down, Solence, My Chemical Romance, Grandson, Linkin Park and Cavetown (ofc)

I want to have many face piercings and tattoos in the future (I wish to have a septum, snake bites, a helix piercing and brow piercings so bad)

i'm a really really big bug nerd, if you have any cool bug pics, SEND EM OVER!!(im not joking)

my fav drinks are green tea and mojito (alcohol-free cuz i despise alcohol)

My comfort characters are:

Karl Heisenberg from re8 (I see him as a father figure)

Connor from dbh (the tism android)

Kakyoin from jjba part 3 (he's such a nerd, istg we'd go along together)

Lucas Baker from re7 (im not joking, i love this psycho-nerd)

Luis Serra Navarro from re4 (he so diva)

Angel Dust from hazbin hotel (i love him by his feminity and sassines)

Quirrel from Hollow Knight (another father figure, yes, I see a pillbug as a father figure, don't judge me)

[plushee-cant-draw]

Edit: This can be a tempt introduction/pinned post until I make a proper one lol

Hai I'm Plushee I. sometimes do in fact draw. I've had this url for so many years that 'cant' is just like a middle name to me. 90% of art I do draw will be Do not starve together (<- Not it's proper name but i don't want this showing up in tags) by Klei Entertainment.

Also I reblog bugs sometimes.

If you somehow notice you've been blocked by me and also somehow see this, I'm okay with you asking for a reason. If you're in my main fandom the most common reason is you ship any of the kids together and post about it at enough that it annoys me.

I'll also block people if they hate Max/well or Char/lie.

Original post:

If something happens and I have to leave tumblr for whatever reason, (ex: KOSA passes, Tumblr shuts down or gets even worse somehow) you can hopefully contact or find me on

discord (plusheedrawnt is the user, name is Plushee)

steam (plushee.cant.draw)

youtube, ig. (idk, might post animations or art on there rarely. Plushee - Can't - Draw)

Scratch (If KOSA does pass, HOPEFULLY the moderated sites for children will remain mostly unaffected) (Plushee_owo)

Roblox (user is @Plushee_CanDraw, display name is Plushee)

And maybe I'll make a cohost if Tumblr does become unavailable or unusable or something idk

edit:

Well. things are worse now. I'm not planning on leaving because the outside world (other social medias) are scary and tumblr is the only one I've ever really known. Think I'll go ahead and make that cohost though

will eventually update this with my inactive itch.io and my inactive twitter.

[i-revolve-around-you]

I think it's about time I wrote a proper introduction post

Hey y'all, welcome to my blog! I'm a tumblr veteran but decided to start over on a new account recently. Why? Your guess is as good as mine.

🎵 the basics 🎵

nick ~ 28 ~ he/him ~ bi ~ white author ~ musician ~ gamer ~ nerd multi-fandom/shitposting this blog will be (mostly) SFW, but i still would rather not have minors following me. i just prefer interacting with adults, sorry. it's not personal. my likes, however, will be N/SFW, so be warned

my messages and ask box are always open! feel free to hit me up!

more info (including other links, and a list of fandoms/things i like) under the cut

tags: my ramblings | my face

🤩 a bit more about me 🤩

heya! the name's nick. i've been on tumblr since like...2011 or so? i was really big into it in my college years (2012-2017) but after The Great Tumblr Porn Ban of 2017 I've sorta been drifting in an out. When The Great Twitter Debacle of 2022 happened, I decided to migrate back on a new account so I could start fresh.

this account was immediately suspended because of my side-blog. which was a bit too unsafe for work for tumblr's guidelines ig 🙄 not mentioning that they had just recently updated their policy and everything i was posting was PERFECTLY FINE under them but w/e

so i started another one lmao and that's the one that you're looking at right now! my other account has since been restored but at that point I was already situated over here so like. whatever i guess. lol

i'm currently 28, and bisexual. semi-recently out of the closed as bi, actually. for years i identified as gay, but over time i started realizing "actually...i do kinda like girls?" i still identified as "gay" cuz it was easier than saying "so like i'm bi-sexual but mostly homo-romantic but also maybe potentially demi-sexual but only when it comes to real people?" then around 2020 it just kinda clicked with me, and the label of "bisexual" just felt right

anywho you didn't come here for my full life story. here's just a little bit more about me:

i'm a total nerd. i love video games, playing Yugioh, DND (just starting to get into that one), etc. i'm a writer. i've written several fanfics (some of which i'm really proud of, some of which i'm...less), and have a goal of one day publishing a novel (my main genre is YA contemporary with queer themes and characters). i'm a musician. i actually got my bachelor's degree in music (BA in Music). my main instrument is drums/percussion, but i'm learning a bit of guitar and can play a little bit of piano. i'm also a composer/songwriter, though haven't been writing as much these days. if i write anything cool i'll be sure to post it here!

🎭 the artist formerly known as 🎭

previous account: @excuuuseme-princess other previous urls: musicdork, sincerely-whelmed, futuremehatesme, @nickplayswhat, @spearfeld, among others, probably

🔍 other places to find me 🔎

tumblr sideblog (N/SFW, seriously be warned): @fadingfast1 twitter: @libromancerfire n/sfw twitter (again...be warned): @whatifitspriv tiktok: @libromancer_fireburst ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/darkjaden825698

⚔ fandoms/things i like ⚔

Books 📚

Simon vs the Homo Sapiens Agenda by Becky Albertalli

Orphan X series by Gregg Hurwitz

Darius the Great is Not Okay / Darius the Great Deserves Better by Adib Khorram

TV shows 📺

Arrowverse (especially Legend of Tomorrow [r.i.p. 😢])

Doctor Who

Travelers

Manifest

Movies 📽

Spider-Man: Into the Spiderverse

Love, Simon

Cartoons/Anime 🍞

Yu-Gi-Oh! (DM, GX, 5Ds, ZeXal, Arc-V, currently watching VRAINS and Sevens, have yet to start Go-Rush)

Code Lyoko*

Video Games 🎮

Resident Evil (played all mainline games, some spinoffs, faves are RE2make, Village, and Revelations 2, Ethan Winters is my husband)

Horizon (Zero Dawn, Forbidden West)

Persona (mostly 3 and 5, still need to finish 4, but Kanji is bae)

Fire Emblem (have played all except FE1, 2, 3, and about halfway through 5 but keep losing interest, Engage was FANTASTIC, but Ike is my favorite character)

Zero Escape (999, VLR, ZTD, Sigma Klim is my husband)

Life is Strange (particularly LiS2, but I love them all)

The Legend of Zelda

Golden Sun*

Music Artists 🎼

Paramore

Neck Deep

The Wonder Years*

Other

Yu-Gi-Oh! TCG

*fandoms/media I was once very involved in, but not as much anymore, still enjoy though fandoms/media i consider to be some of my faves/am very active in will (try and remember to) update as new things become relevant to me lmfaoo

[randomsloredrops]

Random's Lore Drops - Thee Who Munches Thy Chocolate

wow i'm writing this at 11:41 pm and NOT three in the fucking morning REAALALLLLAllALaL?!/1/ anyways yeah so basically this is the last MAJOR character, and i'll explain why I always refer to them as 'The First Fallen Human' instead of the name that's basically become canon at this point. yup, that's right, we're talking about a canon character whose name starts with C and has so much importance yet so little at the same time due to not being in the story for basically all of the neutral, until the end of Geno, and only in recordings in true lab in paci.

oh damn this image is a lot bigger than i thought it was. oh well idgaf. anyways this is uhhhh according to the wiki 'Chara', or according to the tarot cards, 'Fallen' but like REALLY distorted. anyways cue cut off

aw yeah this is happening. anyways, since i'm more awake, had a hot chocolate, and am now blaring a megalo strike back remix into my ears (and occasionally the recently released MOTI's lyrical cover of A Mother's Love just cause it's a banger). anyways, this is the first fallen. YES I WILL KEEP REFERRING TO THEM AS THE FALLEN HUMAN, THE FALLEN, OR THE FIRST FALLEN STFU I HAVE A REASON YOU'LL FIND OUT. anyways, i'm sure that yall know this one kid. if you only know them as the evil something something, uh... Cowabummer! Anyways, time to use proper capitalization. The Fallen Human is the human we see in the introduction sequence, who runs up the mountain and falls in. As it's probably known, they get adopted by King Asgore, Queen Toriel, and Asriel (it doesn't fit to call him Prince Asriel for me for some reason), and become the first human to ever fall into the underground. If you didn't play Undertale and you're reading this, uh... get spoiled lmao you came here you get this. The Fallen has a super similar style to the 'eighth fallen', Frisk, who ACTUALLY HAS A CANON NAME. Their SOUL is IDENTICAL to the player's, or rather, Frisk's, and their coffin (yes THEIR coffin, not Frisk's) is empty, seeing as the body was taken elsewhere (despite being taken back into the Underground by Asriel, leaving only one person to do so). The Fallen is, 'not exactly the greatest person', a misanthrope, my source being that Asriel literally confirms that they HATE humanity, canonically capable of making scary face, and, uhhhhh lemme see... right i have to make another paragraph, too many words. Anyways, apparently really secretive, and persuasive (wiki's words, not mines), never stating their plans on camera. There's SOME evidence that proves that the Fallen does occasionally narrate the story, but aren't always red (technically hinting to the narrachara (or rather, narrafallen) hypothesis (i dont say theory just yet)). I'm sure you know, but (uhhh tw ig??) the Fallen had poisoned themselves to die so that Asriel could take the SOUL, cross the barrier, and... well... kill a bunch of humans. Apparently control is split between the SOUL and the Monster (i assume the human has more control than the Monster when SOUL absorbed) and uhh Asriel went and nuh uh-ed Chara, leading to the double kill of Chara's SOUL and asri dremr. Now, before we continue, just to let you know, the Fallen only got the name Chara because of the fact that, all the files for the character sprites (including unused) are called Chara, with the Fallen's being called TrueChara, and the pick-a-name saying that Chara is the true name (as a supposed-to-be reference to the sprite names), and is also the replacement name when the files have the player name erased (once again proving it was just a placeholder name/name to the sprites, not the fallen's name) now then onto geno In Genocide, we actually get to MEET the Fallen in person, who takes the name that you typed in at the beginning of the game. They reveal that Frisk's SOUL and Determination are what brought them back from the dead (yes Frisk's SOUL not ours). They state that they are the 'embodiment' of the feeling gained when LV (read STATS) increases, before saying to just erase the world and move onto the next. You get the chance to say Yah or Nah, but either way, it leads to Chara going byebye to the world and you and decking you in the schnoz with a knife. Fun fact! There's code in the game that actually reveals that Toby Fox intended to make the application erase itself once the geno route finished, but it never worked, leading to just the application closing. Afterwards, opening the game and waiting TEN FUCKING MINUTES. TEN. GODDAMN. MINUTES. will lead to the Fallen getting the confusion and choosing to make a deal. Frisk's SOUL, for the world back. ya say nah? they dip. literally. you have to OPEN the game again and wait another 10 minutes. ya say yah? well, the world gets restored, but paci route changes.

[kingskelly123]

H

Ok so I wanna send an ask to the "pills that make you green" blog but my nervousness (and more minorly the weird pseudo-moral-ocd thing) is preventing me from doing so

But I want to do it so badly. So as a sorta compromise with myself, I'm making a post instead. Maybe she'll see it, maybe she won't

(I've interacted with her blog before and so do know proper pronouns!)

Uhh.. enough introduction.

Um. I really like the ptmyg comics. I personally don't relate with the experiences of them, but I do agree with the pro-ptmyg opinions of the chromatics

Uhh. Honestly seeing those comics on my dash makes me really happy for some reason

Also I was looking at your recent posts and saw people making their own characters and comics as well... and now I'm tempted to do so but I don't have any experience to go off so ig I won't

Um. Thank you for making the comics, and for being an amazing person

Uhhh yeah

[lightlyt0astedtoast]

I'm back!

Tldr at the beginning so you don't have to read: I was on Tumblr before, I left, I'm back. I like Typology, MDZS, DSAF, PJSK, and Vocaloid. I'll make a real introduction later.

I've literally posted and deleted like 5 posts trying to reintroduce myself to tumblr. Once you spend years on TikTok, where if your post doesn't get at least a few likes within the first 30 minutes it's a failure and you delete it, it's kinda hard to kick the habit of instantly deleting posts out of embarrassment.

Anyway! I've come here to resurrect my corpse of an account. I made this account when I was a young teen and excessively delusional, posting about a disorder I thought I had but didn't, then when I gained a small sliver of a connection to reality and realized I didn't have the disorder I felt shameful and guilty, apologized for accidentally faking a disorder, then deleted all my content and moved far away from this website. I moved to posting strictly on TikTok, much more toxic from my experience, but I managed to fit myself into a small bit of a community. I didn't talk much due to being shit at talking online/over text, but I had a couple of mutuals and got a decent amount of traction for my Typology/enneagram content. I've been homeschooled since covid and have had zero chance to interact with anyone other than my immediate family for multiple years now, so it felt like I was sorta being social.

I'm back due to the fact my dad spontaneously blocked TikTok on our wifi, and with it, basically blocked the small semblance of a social life I had developed there. I use my YouTube to post only synth V covers (very rarely, I'm not the most confident in my covers so they mostly sit finished but never posted), I'm never touching insta again, and twitter (or ig X now?) is itself, so I decided to move here.

How tf did I even use this site back when I was younger?? I guess I had way less shame and social anxiety online, when I was on TikTok I was afraid to even comment, hell near 2020-2022 I was afraid to even like videos. Here reblogging is very important, I might just die. I will try my best to force myself to reblog posts I like and actually keeping my own posts up for more than 5 seconds until I get used to it.

I will make a proper introduction post later, but for now, what you can expect from me:

Post gushing about my faves

Random thoughts I thought was funny that I'll probably delete within the same 24 hours when I stop thinking it's funny

Typology stuff, mainly enneagram

Text posts about my interests (I can't draw for shit, so text posts are all you're getting)

Character.ai screenshots that I thought were funny (most likely in a big image dump)

Me bragging about my Project Diva/Project Sekai scores

And here's my interests:

Typology (big surprise)

Mo Dao Zu Shi

Dayshift at Freddy's (I know FNAF lore, but I don't consider myself a fan, so I'm a strange creature that is into a FNAF fan game but not FNAF)

Project Diva/Vocaloid/Vsynths in general

Project Sekai

My faves:

Nie Huaisang (forever a Nie Huaisang apologist)

Dave Miller (why he ourple?)

Jake Wilson (apparently I like purple)

Kagamine Rin (best vocaloid ever made)

Yuma (Synth V, idc if he's just a letter)

Ena Shinonome (sx4's are objectively cool)

Thanks if you read all that. I become a socially anxious mess online (for good reason, I'd think), so it'll take a while to adjust myself to a site that requires so much more active interaction. I'll make the real introduction post and then I'll try to post/reblog until I no longer have as much anxiety around it.

[siren-darkocean]

If I'm honest rewriting the Ice Toa series in brand-new books is a pain when you actually have to plan the chapters and then motivation wants to be against ya'

Wattpad link to the first book:

Changes Include:

Sapphira and Mata Nui's relationship is actually slow burn (so there's a grace period of them being friends before lovers like an actual healthy relationship should be)

Removed the whole Pokémon aspect (idk why I added it, but it's gone now. Ig this is what happens when you don't plan shiz for fics, you add in fandoms willy nilly)

Sapphira has SOME fighting skills (so she can fight just not as good, she gets lucky with fighting Strakk when trying to help Mata Nui and Ackar by managing to give a kick to his Solar Plexus)

Charm of Ice is practically no longer a thing (at one point the Charm of Ice was basically a disguise version of Irene's Kanoi Mask and it speaking to Sapphira as like a semi couscous to her mom/Irene)

Sapphira and Kiina have some past meeting (At one point I planned for the OG Sapphira and Mata Nui had been introduced to each other as kids from their parents, this also adds in the Elemental Lords from the lore before Bara Magna became the barren desert wasteland it is and the Toa Celestial know of, Irene being more close friends with the most)

Ages Change (Sapphira and Mata Nui are both seventeen, Kiina and Gresh are both sixteen, Berix is thirteen and Ackar is thirty four in the first and second books)

Toa Celestial team having actual logical interrogation to the lore (So there's some references that grow more frequent until like book 5(Reunions) or book 6(Unity, Duty, Destiny) where their background mentions including an aspect of mainly Irene and Hyria with the Vortixx species)

Roodaka having a background with the Toa Celestial team (So it's not a random throw in and actually has 'lore' and background along with some events she had been in)

Side Story redos (For some redoing side stories like How Roodaka and Clara met & Ella/Midnight and Makuta meeting to fit the new 'lore' and background (plus for Ella/Midnight one to replace the Pokémon aspect)

Proper double Toa elements introduction for Sapphira (OG wise Sapphira discovers her Darkness element from her dad near the end of book 2(In Your World) so I decided to add it in as an always thing but only more noticable until the near end of book 1(An Ice Toa But Human) regarding Berix and Toa element wise along with Book 2 to introduce more of her element and her Toa Tool for that element)

Sapphira getting two Toa tools (Sapphira will have two Toa tools to better fit her two elements, both combined together will better use her elements easily at once)

Kanoi Mask Abilities (I forgot for the longest time of the Kanoi Mask abilities so I planned for the ending/beginning of books 5 & 6 the Toa-Glatorian team to get Kanoi Mask abilities without needing a mask(similar of how the Toa Celestial use them even without their masks)

Actual Background for the characters (Ackar, Kiina, Gresh and Berix will have family and backgrounds with them as well. Kiina and Ackar are only childs like Sapphira while Gresh has siblings(being the eldest of ten kids(three singles counting him, a set of twins and the quints) and Berix being the middle child)

Entire Redo of You're My Strength (It's getting retitled to Destiny, the whole storyline is changing(from The Journey to One storyline to a whole new one) while still keeping the Elemental Creatures and Ekimu(I have special plans for him))

Turaga & Toa Ignika added in (As many knew I had zero clue the Turaga Metru existed especially the Toa Ignika team so I decided to add them in as their introductions fit their respective books in the series (Turaga in book 4 & Toa Ignika in book 5) and better blended to the story line)

There's honestly a LOT of changes bc let's be honest it needed it (I'm surprised it was so popular if I'm honest)

Covers so far (will edit when new covers are made)

ATTENTION! COVER ART IS NOT MINE! ART GOES TO THEIR CREATORS! I JUST USE BING SEARCH TO GET THE PHOTOS! IT DOES NOT GIVE ME THE ARTIST'S NAMES! ALL CREDITS TO THEM

Book 1 An Ice Toa But Human

Book 2 In Your World

Book 3 In Your World

Book 1 Dialogue

"They say every story has its beginning, and every hero in that story has their reason for their actions. Try telling that to a teenage girl who teamed up with a power stolen god, three Glatorians and a thief to save villages from the brink of destruction when she just wishes to go home."

Book 2 Dialogue

"A new adventure begins in a new world for the Glatorian and Mata Nui but an old and familiar world to Sapphira, where the Glatorian must hide and Sapphira has to keep an act to help hide her friends as love begins to blossom and Sapphira's past comes back with a deadly vengeance that might kill her."

Book 3 Dialogue

"Through the hardships of it all, the adventure of the Toa-Glatorian is far from over with the last living Toa of the Toa Celestial team and Sapphira's aunt and an ex-follower of a corrupted brother to Mata Nui in the mix"

[essaysbyciara]

Birthday Candles [Fireworks Pt. II] | Erik “Killmonger” Stevens x Reader

FIREWORKS 

Warnings: Language, lightweight smut thoughts

Peace! Back with the continuation to “Fireworks”. Much love to everyone who asked for a part two. Link to the origin story is above! *bankhead bounces into the atmosphere*

Light prayers rip off your tongue as the bass from Kill’s car rips through the parking lot of your apartment complex. The muffled sounds of Jeezy’s “Ya Digg” snitch on his age. You’re glad to know that Kill is as grown as he made himself out to be. 

yo i’m outside

You don’t mind Kill’s lack of chivalry. No need for him to know exactly where you lived just yet. It was just a few hours ago that he was your favorite IG thirst trap and now he has your heart trapped in all the right ways after a brief introduction in a nearby park.  The traits his aunties taught him come out once you come out of your door. He exits his car to greet you with that same hug that damn near swallowed you into the Earth’s core. He still smells of cognac, cigarellos and department store cologne.  

You and Kill stare at each other without the proper words to move this conversation forward. It brings you back to your afternoon at Care Park where it almost felt like Kill didn’t really care about you. Earlier in the day, he lobbed a DM at you inquiring if you had time to swing by a cookout he and his crew were hosting for the 4th of July. Beyond some double taps and a comment or two,  you and he hadn’t established any real communication, this would your first time to get to know him beyond  his sweaty yet sexy gym selfies. The only talks that happened took place in your daydreams, the ones that those sexy IG stories ignited.  

Your first time to speak beyond emojis was when he sauntered up to you and your friend carrying two bottles of deep brown alcohol and thick bodies. One empty bottle and escort to the food table later and you were just basking in the Black joy of the neighborhood that surrounded you. All minus the man who invited you there in the first place. Kill was nowhere to be found. 

Kill finds words to break the ice. “Yo, I’m sorry about earlier. I was trying to get to you but…” He’s “Kill” to his friends, “Erik” to his family. Kill couldn’t sneak some time away from the homies who needed soundboards for their latest hood stories and the ladies who needed his help putting up hooded tents to block out the heat. Kill felt heat from you the moment you pulled up to the park. 

IG didn’t do you any justice. Knocked back by your beautiful skin and skin tight dress, Kill quickly dapped up his friend who coaxed him into messaging you a green light to swing through. He had to give him his necessary props. 

“No, I get it. There was a lot going on out there. We’re good.”  Good wasn’t even the best word to describe how Kill looked under these parking lot lights. His gold caps glinted under the fabricated sunbeams transforming him into a sexy menace who made you feel safe and made sure you ate despite your nerves. He earned points -- and a second chance -- off that alone. 

“Aight, cool cool … you ready to go?”

“Back to the park?”

“Yeah. Unless you wanna roll somewhere else?”

“I mean, that last time I was there, we didn’t really get to talk so…”

Kill raises his left eyebrow and nods his head with all due respect. You were right. Why go back to the scene of his mishap where you had to share him with the streets and the sweet ladies? Your mind races of where to go. Your body and all things fluidly connected to it is ready to invite Kill inside of your place and sacred space. Kill would love to see the inside of your apartment as well. And you. In due time. 

A break in your plotting and scheming comes when your phone starts to vibrate violently in your right hand. Kill looks at you with bewilderment and confusion; why are you letting your phone ring off into voicemail? Maybe there’s another paramore or suitor vying for your attention? Looking at you, Kill isn’t surprised if that is the case. But having him drive out to your house doesn’t make sense if someone else is already calling your house a second home, especially after he blew his first chance with you.  

He shakes it off. There’s no room for doubt inside of his old-school Black Acura. 

Kill bends the road’s curves with the best of them all while taking quick glimpses at you as he sits at a never-ending string of stoplights. It does give you both a brief chance of privacy before you two land back near Care Park. You caved at returning. It wasn’t your fault: your city was pretty-old school, everything but the gas station and the convenience store closed early for the holiday. 

“You probably don’t wanna hear rap shit, my bad.” Kill swipes through his Spotify at a rapid pace to beat the light. 

If you let me, let me come outside … I’ll keep you, I’ll keep you satisfied tonight...

Melting, that is you. How would Kill know that Intro’s “Come Inside” is one of your favorite love songs of all-time? It takes you back to a time when you yearned to be desired, loved and lusted after by the man of your dreams. Now that’s your present and it’s taking the strength of ten goliaths to keep you from jumping into your present’s lap. Damn the streets, roads, causeways and byways. 

Kill catches you serenading his passenger’s side window. “You don’t know nothing about this, chill.” 

“I don’t know Intro?! Quiet Storm radio raised me. Don’t play me with that.”

During those late nights and early mornings, Anita Baker taught you about quiet desire. Rick James schooled you on fire. Boyz II Men played the boys next door who wanted to make love to you and Jodeci acted as the neighborhood bad boys who fought to get Nathan, Michael, Shawn and Wayna out of the way so they could fuck your brains out. Maxwell gave you a lesson in the luxuries of that cocoa-kissed love and Sade prepped you for the sweetest taboo. Your ear to the radio got you ready for this very moment, a moment that up until one pm today felt so damn out of reach. 

Kill reaches for your door. Again, chivalry ain’t dead. He weaves you through a packed front yard towards a back porch empty of the crowds from earlier. Weed smoke travels from the house.  So do the sounds of Polo G. 

“You hungry, baby?” Kill tosses his car keys onto the rusting iron-and-glass table. That question wasn’t coming from him but rather this sweet and grandeur voice from beyond the screen door. Kill looks at you for an answer. Your shaking head gives a definite yes. 

“Yeah, grandma. Is there peach cobbler left?”

“Yes, Erik. Come in and grab you and your pretty new friend a piece.”

Kill makes sure to watch out for the hawks as you sit on the back porch waiting for what you know will be one of the sweetest treats of your life. But as he stands guard, Kill’s favorite cousin, King, bursts into the kitchen with another story to tell. Apparently you and your friend were right to leave: one of those fireworks did hit a car. The damage was foul. Luckily the car hit belongs to the dude letting off the hood’s annual shooting stars. A hard lesson to learn. 

While it confirms your earlier decision to bounce before it got too hot to trot, it triggers you. It feels as if history is repeating itself. Here you are sitting outside only to have Kill be occupied by everyone else's glory but you. The longer you scroll through Instagram, the faster you lose grace. You no longer hear what you learned to be Kill’s deep-baritone-dripped laughter. You know damn well that he didn’t just leave the house altogether. You stretch your head into the kitchen’s view. There you see a flickering orb and Kill’s sexy hands carrying it. 

“Happy birthday, beautiful.”

Every hood dude has a soft side. 

A single silver birthday candle is trying its best to stand tall in a piece of deliciously-dripping peach cobbler. Your IG story gave your Earth day away. Kill saw your birthday post as he tried to ignore another one of his cousin’s wild-ass stories. The time you felt Erik was taking away from you was taken digging through junk drawers and kitchen cabinets to find the stash of party-store candles somewhere inside of his cousin’s house. 

He couldn’t believe you didn’t say anything to him about it. Maybe you didn’t want a turn-up. Maybe you wanted to not make tonight about you. All he knows is that your humility and grace are a welcomed change and he can’t wait to bask in it. 

You playfully poke out your bottom lip in a love-language-drenched approval. This is a more beautiful way to usher in your birthday than through the plethora of texts, phone calls and Facebook alerts flooding your phone. The ones you’ve been ignoring to give Kill all the deserved time in the world.

“You gotta make a wish before you blow it out…” 

You being here with him is a wish granted. 

(read part three here.)

[cherubchoirs]

I just wanted to say that i agree so hard on like makoto's role in the PTs? Her introduction was kinda eh imo and i didn't care about her in the same way i did about the other thieves in my first playthrough. I def like her more now and am more attached, the spinoffs have treated her well, but man i remember how much she felt forced the first time. Like how in the world would she know more than morgana right away lol (tho she's thankfully never at naoto's level of exposition ig)

(reference to this!)

REALLY...makoto is one of those characters i vastly prefer in my head as opposed to whatever canon gave us kdfghg i know that sounds really.....entitled.....but i feel she was so close to being a good character if they had just utilized her properly. like i wish something about infiltration changed when she joined the team, because it's really, really obnoxious that she comes in berating and criticizing the group over how they "work without a plan" and how she'll have to handle everything (with implying they're either stupid or incompetent)...but then nothing changes. and. how would it? they're thieves!! obtaining a target, casing the property, and then planning the heist is actually how it's done!! she genuinely has nothing to add because morgana already had the proper idea on how phantom thieving works, there's really nothing they can improve on, particularly since it's in the cognitive world. also she's just written poorly as an advisor; it often feels as though makoto is stealing akira's place as leader instead, like she railroads the team and if you suggest the right option as akira, she parrots what he says and then the idea is credited to her anyway. ig that's also the problem of having a silent protag as leader - the ideas need to come from someone, but eventually it does feel as though makoto is trying to take his place (as an aside, in my headcanon i do feel like she creates a bit of a schism in the team and akira isn't...super happy with her trying to assert her ideas over his lol but i like a more fractured team of strong personalities) i prefer the idea that akira is good at the big picture, he has very grandiose thoughts befitting a lupin-like phantom thief, but makoto is the one that makes his plans practical - she changes, tones down, and works out details, but akira's process is the creative, natural one compared to hers. like basically they work in tandem as the right and left brain, the big, flamboyant and romantic visions of thievery vs the true grit and skill required to pull of such stunning heists successfully. i just...feel like her exasperated attitude seems so condescending, like she's only tolerating the team, which can feel especially grating considering her introduction of blackmail and some of the shit she says to ann. all i want is for her to respect others on the team and realize they all have things to contribute, but as it stands that just doesn't come across to me.

[aj-uwu]

[PART 1] Introduction Rap: 10 Things I Love About Tanaka Juri

He's the love of my life, the only man for me

Gonna do this, finally! I love my man so much & since his birthday is near, want to shower some love for my chicken neck rapper boi from SixTONES

Who tf is this gorgeous man & why do I love him?

The list goes on but TOP 10 I love abt him (in no particular order):

#1: His toothpaste smile

That's him holding a trophy for being 1/6 sexiest + that smile, those crinkles on the corners of his eyes is sending me 👋

#2: His mad rap skills

My man has honed his rap skills for years and always delivers. On MVs and stage perfs, you know it's Juri Time when 5T starts dancing and he's just standing looking cool (or the lights change on set ksksks)

One of my faves from their 1ST Anniv Proj: Strawberry Breakfast

#3: His perfect, perfect hair

Idc if he dyes all colors of the rainbow on his hair, cropped, long, slicked back etc etc I love how his perfect hair compliments his symmetrical facial features what /a perfect human being/

#4: His sense of humor oh my god

I am living for all the reels they have for their 1ST Anniv Proj on IG & y'all better watch, like, follow, and love them. So my funny man looks so proud of himself for being the magician he's become 🙄🤚

🎬 Tanaka Juri x Matsumura Hokuto: MAD LOVE Magic

🎬 Tanaka Juri x Jesse: JAPONICA Magic

#5: SAILOR MOON AIN'T GOT NOTHING

As a Sailor Moon baby, Juri guesting on that cosplay variety really made an impression on me. He really is beautiful. Slapped in the face by this Guardian of the Moon

Well, that's it for now. I'll prolly cook up my part 2 of this when it's legit June & when I have the time again

As a promoter, nah, I just feel like it's damn proper I link everything bec STAN SixTONES! 💎

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[omegawolverine]

since ive gained so many new moots in the last few hours i thought id give myself a proper introduction sooo let's go!

hi my name is damien, im 17 and i use they/them pronouns. im a slytherin, intp, 5w6 and a cancer too, if any of that junk matters to you!

this blog is primarily used to post things i find funny/interesting along with my hyperfixations, so while im mainly posting dream smp content now, ill probably throw in the occasional post from a past hyperfixation of mine or just some shit i find amusing.

just an fyi: i occasionally post triggering content but that stuff is tagged so as long as you have the words blacklisted, we should be good! just lmk if theres anything else youd like me to tag so you can avoid it!

um, quick byf ig?

-dni if u fit basic dni criteria

-im okay with adults following me just like. dont be creepy obviously lol

-i sometimes spam other hyperfixations (namely anime and kpop) so if u dont want ur dash to be occasionally filled with my bullshit then u probs shouldnt follow lol

-while im always up for a small, civil debate when it comes to dumb shit like tv shows, i am extremely uncomfortable with genuine arguing or "hate". if ive done something wrong, please just let me know in a private message. please also use tone indicators in these types of discussions (or at least when you first bring it up to me so i know you're being genuine)!

-i have a lot of problematic hyperfixations so if i ever post something that makes you uncomfortable please just unfollow/mute the tags i use for it instead of sending me a pissed off anon or something lol

-i swear A Lot, especially in the dms. lmk if that makes you uncomfortable when u first dm me and ill either tone it down or not swear at all (i wont not swear in my public posts tho lol)

-my dms are always open and id love to talk to some new people, however, im a very slow responder and i tend to have dry texts unless im talking about something that excites me a lot! i cant really help that tbh but if i seem uninterested im most likely not, i just dont know how to jazz up a conversation to save my fucking life

-i reclaim slurs sometimes so if ur uncomfortable with that, mute words or dont follow (i can reclaim the f slur, r slur, n slur, s slur, d slur, q slur and the t slur. if u dont know what those slurs are and u wanna ask me go ahead lol im just not saying them now so people arent made uncomfortable)

and that's basically all the important shit I can think of! if u have any questions, my dms and asks are always open! thanks :)

[cloneslugs]

Wolf + Yayoi + Akiyama :)

this is seriously ill im sorry

Wolf

First Impression: well he seems neat <3

Impression Now: he's very soft and kind.. <3 and very cool very nice man i love you wolf

Favorite Moment: the whole rice thing b/t the divine child and him and kuro, this isnt a moment but i enjoy how he speaks to people he makes me (: 

Idea for a Story: I'd like to see him first meeting Kuro ^__^ that would be cute.. or how he grew up w Owl bc it seems so … … … well anyway he has a lot of cool background that would be fun to explore 

Unpopular Opinion: i think people draw him smiling too much in some interactions i dont want him to even remotely have a sense of humor or even emote well tbqh, not that i think hes unhappy or anything but like well … + also people are freaks w him but that's another story.. i dont think he would date grandpas

Favorite Relationship: kuro <3 it's cute how he actually engages in conversation w Kuro i like how he talks w him and how Kuro talks w him it's nice.. i think his relationship w Owl is interesting but not . good. Emma + Isshin + Sculptor & every other friend he meets i enjoy esp Kotaro ^^

Headcanon: *gives him transgenderism + autism + homosexuality*, selectively mute (:, he also just has a general issue w socializing & when he doesnt know what to say he defaults to repeating people or just ignoring people, he likes being called Wolf by like Kuro and whoever but Isshin deciding to call him Sekiro makes him feel a little something (:, he can "cook" + knows lots of misc skills like sewing and stuff, doesnt like loud noises, doesn't like being in water -_-, i think he has trouble differentiating b/t what he likes v what he dislikes bc hes used to just putting up w things and never really got to acquire preferences ever hes accustomed solely to survival, he's done kuro's hair for him before <3 but he does it very quick and messy but he tries 

Yayoi

First Impression: ig this is her k1 substory idk i just kind of like . wow this lady seems cool ig goodbye 

Impression Now: … hi <3 she holds a very very special place in my heart now i miss her everyday please babygirl come back to me i need you back ive written out how you can come back please 

Favorite Moment: her k1 substory always makes me sad um.. everything in k2 when shes taking charge.. i love watching her interact w kiryu they have a really interesting relationship.. i like when she got on ryuji for his bullshit and i really really like her introduction in k2 i love watching her handle shitty lieutenants <3 i love you.. oh also whenever she looks sad + worries over daigo thank you for being a mom ma'am <3

Idea for a Story: um i have a lot of stuff already written for her bc im a sicko .. um ig most interesting to me is how her relationship w dojima developed & also what she was up to when dojima died and daigo went to prison right after bc i think about that period (+k1 substory) a lot.. </3 seeing what she was doing in 3 when daigo was shot would be nice iwant her to be homophobic to mine i think <3 ik a rggo event covered it but id like to see more of her when she stepped up to he acting chairman & how that went ig more in depth.. or just her general role w the dojima family back when it was relevant and uh yeah <3 

Unpopular Opinion: um i personally would never call her a milf that feels so :x idek to me gross almost not even bc im a homo or anything i just never would it feels too disrespectful aieeeeeee 🙈 also i wish people didn't care for her just as daigos mom or her being more compotent than daigo or whatever idk people are weird about them in a stupid way and i </3 ik shes just a side character but whatever.. also i hate everyone who writes her like "yes i married dojima for power and i crave violence" fuck you im the only right person ever 

Favorite Relationship: um daigo.. i have lots of thoughts they are so nice together ilove them very much <3 kiryu and kashiwagi are very cute w her too they respect her very much its sweet <3 i think nishiki and kiryu helping out w daigo as dojima members when daigo is little has very sweet potential b/t lady dojima and them not saying they outright would be seeking for a maternal figure but um.. also well kashiwagi uhh well i want her to move past her [k2] baggage and um.. um.. 🙈 boyfriend 

Headcanon: she's so bisexual shes very very bisexual and she knows it and no part of it even concerns her shes just bi + also her first major crush was on a girl that went nowhere and it embarrasses her to death <3, her dad is who introduced her to wielding a sword it was a very unorthodox introduction and came about by kind of bittersweet means but she very much enjoys it (he didnt teach her anything more than the very very shoddy basics he really just helped introduce), she comes from a very non-traditional [japanese] family, really bad vanity issues i wont publicly elaborate on, um something about dealing w loneliness, she was like daigo and was top of her class in school, she comes off as prett7 different outside of professional settings + acts a lot colder and meaner than she actually is around work people bc that's the only way she thinks she'll be taken seriously, she was a very excited first time mommy <3 she still loves daigo more than anything, she used to sporadically grow her hair out and chop it all off and grow her hair out and chop it all off growing up mostly as a teen -_-, she doesnt socialize well but shes good at parroting and imitating proper social etiquette,  she has an "older sister", she loved kiryu and then she hated him more than anything and now she likes him again, perfectionist but a lot of things come naturally to her, not very expressive but her eyes give away a lot, she used to really like kazama very fondly until she didnt, shes not much of a hand-to-hand combat fighter but she can handle self defense, cooking does not come naturally to her ):, shes kept every gift + prize daigo has gotten for her, shes not much for gifts (from people not daigo) but she likes flowers 

Akiyama

First Impression: he's funny (: 

Impression Now: he's still just funny <3 but also bisexual i love him he's very endearing and easy to like 

Favorite Moment: hanging out w haruka in rgg5 or any time he is having fun w hana <3 his one substory in rgg5 where you get more of his background is nice or when he first gets together with shinada + tanimura is funny.. anything that's not rgg6 um

Idea for a Story: i want him to hang out w haruka more <3 or just some of his day to day life.. what he splurges on when he does ummm.. background on when he and hana first met + his ex fiance, hin hanging out w the rest of the group .. anything fun i think ^_^

Unpopular Opinion: he has annoying/questionable moments but so does everyone in the series um.. akiyama/hana is superior when he crushes on her hard vs her to him idk if that's even unpopular ummm idk idek any freak stuff w him nobody talks about akiyama much 

Favorite Relationship: hana (: trans bisexuality <3 him + kiryu & haruka are sweet together, him and tanimura are fun.. i think hes a nice central point for both 4+5 protags i just enjoy him <3 hes good w people 

Headcanon: hes the least athletic i think that's canon though, tried to keep a fish tank in the office but hana ended up taking over + then getting rid of it but by then he wanted an office cat or bird or something "more interesting" so that hed feel like taking care if it but by that point she put her foot down on animals, tries out lots of misc hobbies that he eventually drops (golf, tennis(very embarrassing), gardening, etc (mostly sports bc he feels like a lazy piece of shit sometimes + gets splurges of Yeah Fitness!!!)), all kinds of math teams and etc growing up he actually really likes math, has a lot of gifts he chickened out on giving hana just kind of buried in the office, bad at video games, can't cook, he buys lots of cheap things bc he doesnt really see the point of splurging on fancy unnecessary stuff, magazine hoarder bc he just picks up whatever for a mindless read when at the store and forgets if he's gotten it before 

[femdomwriter]

STEVEN'S NEW FITNESS INSTRUCTOR

Model on ig : jass_fitbeastgoddess

INTRODUCTION :

Steven was dealing with low self esteem all of his life, and there was finally a moment for a change, he wanted a full transformation, and it was now or never.

At 33 years old and with no experience with women, he was suppressing deep shame of dirty secret he has been hiding for so long, the fact he never got what it takes to attract a woman, he blamed it on the circumstances and bad luck, but deep down there was a voice telling him he was simply not good enough, and it was crushing his fragile ego.

Steven had another secret, his obsession with female feet that was growing exponentially as his sexless life continued through out his 20's, and now, addicted to pornography and worshiping all the Goddesses via internet, he changed so much while that scream of fading masculinity kept reminding him that it's now or never,  either he will do something and try to transform his life or he will continue living like a pathetic loser that will forever fuck his fist while gooning to porn and female feet.

With his confidence evaporating to the point he could no longer make an eye contact with any female, and the fact his mind got consumed by femdom porn and this craving to serve at womens feet, he got worried that he might soon cross a point of no return.

If he wanted to finally become an alpha male he always dreamed about and build his self esteem he needs to start building his body, he was too skinny with no muscles to even consider himself to feel manly, but now it was a time for a change.

On that day Steven packed his small sporty bag and head out to this famous fitness center,  after a long time he felt some excitement and thrill within him, a  possibility for a transformation gave him that motivation.

He enteres in the lobby of this luxurious fitness center that was located within a five star hotel, the place that had a biggest gym on two floors, a spa center and a large swimming pool, two restaurants and a bar.

Steven head out to this huge reception desk that matched the size of the place, he was as usually confused with his anxiety kicking in the more people were around him.

This lovely older lady at the reception  immediately figure it out this is his first day and asked him what program does he wants.

She also noticed by his physique he probably never stepped into a gym.

"I would recommend you a personal session with many of our professional fitness trainers"

Steven was surprised at first not knowing what to say but voice deep down within him said he need to do things right this time, after all last time he was in a gym was in his early 20's, more than ten years ago, and he never got any results although he lifted weights for months.

"Yes, I would love to have a fitness instructor guiding me"

He was determined to do whatever necessary to achieve the transformation and finally become a man he aways believed that was hiding deep inside.

The woman that works on reception told him the prices and it wasn't cheap, especially if he takes the best instructor that had so many rewards and achievements.

"Steven, if you want best of them all I recommend Mrs. Jass, her programs have no competition, if you want a personal sessions that will bring you fastest results  guaranteed"

Steven had some savings a side and he figured it out if he's gonna spend money on something why not on something that will bring him incredible results.

"Steven, at 2 pm please head to the first door on the left, that is the office of Mrs. Jass, after short interview she will guide you in your first gym day"

While he was waiting in a gym bar he noticed one really sexy woman that was so muscular and strong, she had that dominant vibe about her that made him instantly triggered and all those thoughts and urges he wanted to supress came to the surface.

She was dressed in classic gym type wear, with sneakers and white socks, her strong muscular legs were exposed and they looked so sexy, her whole body was like she was a Greek Goddess that came down from the Olymp, Steven just observed her in absolute awe, she was sitting at the table with some other people, it seems like everyone knows her since so many people came to her to say hi, this lady was so bossy with her energy that even from the distance made Steven feel insignificant and pathetic, not a good way to start a firsr day at a gym with these thoughts and emotions, he was fighting it hard but they couldn't go away.

This woman stands up, and walks towards the lobby into the office Steven needs to be at 2pm, at the same time he realized that must be Mrs. Jass and the fact it's 2pm, he got cought staring at her that whole hour has passed like a moment.

Steven quickly got up and as he put his hand on a  door knob his palms were so sweaty and his heart was beating too fast.

The moment the door opened he saw that woman sitting in a chair with his legs and sneakers on crossed on a desk.

She had her hands behind her back, and her strong eye gaze with the smirk on her face made Steven feel almost numb from the discomfort.

"Come in Steven, sit, relax, let's see what I can do for you"

She talked with a lively voice that was sensual and deep, but also what made Steven so indtimidated and weak, her attitude was demanding, although there was  no rudeness, she was so dominant.

"As you know I'm Jass, behind me you can see all the diplomas and rewards, I'm not just a fitness instructor, I'm a therapisto too, so you're in good hands"

Steven was beyond overwhelmed with her attitude and intense way she communicated   it was so energetic, Mrs. Jass was smiling and being very kind towards Steven, but his weak fragile masculinity could sense that there is something within her that she tries to hide, and just like Steven couldn't masked his weakness and low self esteem, so Mrs. Jass couldn't hide that sadistic nature that was screaming out her eyes that made him feel terrified and almost frozen while she talked about her programs and what she has in plan for him.

Maybe he's a mind is playing tricks on him,  maybe that's only in his head, Steven tried to  justify what he feels about Mrs. Jass, after all he's been worshiping and admiring all the foot Goddesses over instagram for so long that it must twisted his perception.

"So Steven, what do you want to acomplish here?"

Steven first couldn't opent his mouth and tha  started to stutter:

"I....aaa, I want to build muscles, I guess"

Mrs. Jass was observing him with the pure fire in her eyes, he felt so intimidated while  avoiding the eye contact, constantly moving in the chair without being able to find any comfortable position"

"Is that all you want to acomplish Steven? Remember, I am therapist too, I use holistic approach and I see that you're not here just for building your body"

Steven felt like she can see through him, he was in his head while mind was screaming that he's been exposed, exposed of all the dirty secrets that he didn't want anyone to know, and as he tried to think about any proper answer, before even opening his mouth, Mrs. Jass continues :

"Mind, body and spirit Steven, I am gonna work on all of it so you can become your authentic self, do you understad this?"

Steven just nodded his head:

"Yes Mrs. Jass, that ...it sounds fantastic"

He felt like Mrs. Jass is scanning his whole body language, and the more he tried to keep his cool the more his whole body was losing control in her presence.

"You're very nervous Steven, we have a lot to work on, let's go"

Mrs. Jass gets up and Steven followed her to the private section of the gym, the place was empty and there was only her and him.

"Wow Mrs. Jass, this is...."

Mrs. Jass : "Empty...I know, this is my personal gym and I do sessions with clients without any disturbance, so...relax Steven

[eggs3123]

bet you weren’t expecting my longest rant to be about a single topic

so i’m watching that smartphone isekai. and i have so many problems with it after only two episodes. not like the art style or the characters cuz honestly the characters so far seem pretty okay. but the thing that bugs me the most is just how fucking carefree everyone is. like when this dude dies god’s like “oh shit sorry dude i hit you with lightning on accident, you good” and he’s just like “yeah ig” and god’s like “I would’ve thought you’d be more upset over you dying” and he’s just kinda like “yeah ig”. So as a way of apologizing god sends him into another world with his smartphone :0. and this is like the first example of deus ex machina we get. cuz some random merchant who just happened to be passing by is like “YO DUDE SELL ME YOUR CLOTHES” and he’s just like “that’s a bit weird bro but ok.” and so he sells all his clothes to this dude and in return he gets a new set of clothing and a sack of gold coins. And they never explain why the merchant wanted his clothes. Like they do a transition with the merchant sniffing his clothes as like a joke but that’s all the explanation we get. Then we get introduced to our first of many heroines. Elze and Linze. They’re twins. He saves them from some people trying to mug them or something. and gives them a gold coin. This is an important detail for me to complain about later. He introduces himself as Mochizuki Touya and they point out that that’s not how first and last names usually go and they ask him if he’s from a country that’s totally not japan called Eashen. He doesn’t ever give them a proper answer but they kinda just assume he is. So they all decide to get guild cards together and start adventuring together. So since this dude just got reincarnated here he can’t read. So while they’re looking at quests he points that out. Now this is a sort of medieval isekai. Not much technology. So it’d probably be normal for peasants to be illiterate. BUT DOES THIS FUCKING DUDE SEEM LIKE A PEASANT TO YOU?? HE SAVED TWO RELATIVELY KNOWLEDGEABLE ADVENTURERS FROM A MUGGER AND GAVE THEM A GOLD COIN FROM A SACK OF FUCKING GOLD COINS ON TOP OF THAT. NO MATTER WHAT WAY YOU LOOK AT IT THAT’S FUCKING WEIRD. i’m not even halfway done btw this is still the beginning of episode 1. So they go and defeat a bunch of “one-horned wolves” and after that little venture with no good fight choreography he asks them if they could help him with A) learning to read and write and B) learning magic. They then explain how magic works in this world. Him not knowing how magic works in this world is another point in the possible peasant category. Magic in this world is decided by affinities. If you have an affinity for water magic you can use water magic. If you have an affinity for water and dark magic you can use water and dark and so on and so forth. Sometimes an individual will be able to use null magic or “personal magic” it’s basically magic unique to an individual. Back to elemental affinites. it’s extremely rare for a person to have affinities in three elements. Touya here has all 6. And on top of that he can use all types of Null magic. After that little display some random lady comes in like “oh i need new food for my restaurant and i heard you were a foreigner do you know any Eashen dishes I could use???????” AND HE DOESN’T EVEN STOP TO THINK LIKE “oh wait i’m not actually from there i should just say no” NO HE JUST FUCKING SAYS “hoW AbOuT iCE CrEAm?????” and then he pulls out his phone and Elze and Linze ask what it is and he’s like “Oh it’s a special magical item that only I can use” AND THAT HAS TO BE SO FUCKING EXTREMELY RARE AND VALUABLE LIKE ARE YOU KIDDING. HE DIDN’T KNOW HOW TO USE MAGIC UNTIL A COUPLE MINUTES AGO AND YET YOU JUST ACCEPT THAT HE HAS A UNIQUE MAGIC ITEM THAT ONLY HE CAN USE. FUCKING CALL HIM OUT SAY SOMETHING’S UP WITH HIM. HE’S JUST LETTING EVERYTHING HANG OUT PUNISH HIM FOR THAT FOR FUCKSAKE. I’m gonna stop ranting about how stupid all the characters are and come around to the plots of each episode. THEY FEEL LIKE A BUNCH OF COINCIDENCES TAPED TOGETHER TO FORM A PLOT. LIKE “oh he just happened to see them get mugged in an alley” and by itself that’s completely fine but stacked on top of the fact that HE JUST GOT A SACK OF GOLD COINS BECAUSE A MERCHANT JUST HAPPENED TO SEE HIM WALKING TOWARDS THE TOWN. AND HE USES ONE OF THOSE COINCIDENCE COINS TO GIVE THEM AFTER HE SAVES THEM. AND THEN THE LADY JUST HAPPENS TO SHOW UP AT THE END SO HE COULD WHIP OUT HIS SMARTPHONE AND THEY COULD DO A FUCKING KAWAII ICE CREAM OUTRO. FUCK. AND EVERYTHING GETS WORSE IN EPISODE TWO CUZ THEY MEET A GIRL FROM EASHEN AND SHE INTRODUCES HERSELF THE SAME WAY JAPANESE PEOPLE DO AND HE DOES THE SAME INTRODUCTION BACK AND SHE’S LIKE “OH SHIT ARE YOU FROM EASHEN” AND YOU GOTTA REALIZE, THIS IS HIS OUT, THIS CAN EXPLAIN AWAY ANY JAPANESE TENDENCIES HE HAS BUT HE JUST STAYS VAGUE AND SAYS “NO I’M NOT FROM THERE BUT I’M FROM A VERY SIMILAR COUNTRY” LIKE WHAT THE FUCK DUDE TAKE YOUR FUCKING OUT THAT WAS YOUR ONLY ONE. SO THEY DECIDE TO TEAM UP CUZ THEY NEED TO DELIVER A LETTER TO SOMEONE AND THEY GET ON A CARRIAGE AND TOUYA TELLS LINZE HE WANTS TO STUDY NULL MAGIC SO HE CAN USE MORE OF IT AND HE LEARNS A FEW. ONE CALLED APORTS THAT CAN TELEPORT SMALL ITEMS TO YOUR HAND AND ONE CALLED SLIP THAT CANCELS ALL FRICTION AND BASICALLY JUST MAKES THE PERSON SLIP. HE GETS ONE MORE THAT I CAN’T REMEMBER THE NAME OF AND IT GIVES HIM HEIGHTENED SENSES WHEN OUT OF NOWHERE “OH, I SMEEL BLOOD OVER THERE!!!!!!” AND THEY ALL RUSH OUT AND SAVE THE PEOPLE WHO WERE DYING AND THEN SOME CHICK CALLS OUT TO THEM LIKE “FUCK HELP MY BUTLER’S DYING HE HAS AN ARROW IN HIS CHEST” AND SO THEY GET OVER THERE AND TOUYA’S LIKE “HEY LINZE DO HEALING MAGIC” AND SHE’S LIKE “NO I CAN’T THE ARROW’S LODGED IN THERE IF I USE IT NOW THERE’LL BE A FOREIGN OBJECT STUCK IN HIS CHEST” AND THAT GOT ME THINKING. THAT MEANS SOME IDIOT SNAPPED THE ARROW OFF WHILE IT WAS IN THE BUTLER’S CHEST. THAT’S BASICALLY A DEATH SENTENCE IN THIS WORLD. HEALING MAGIC WON’T COMPLETELY SAVE THEM IF THERE’S STILL A FOREIGN OBJECT IN THEIR CHEST. ONE COULD ARGUE “OH THEN IT MUST’VE BEEN THE ATTACKERS, THEY SNAPPED IT OFF TO ENSURE HE WOULD DIE. THE ONLY ATTACKERS WERE A SUMMONER A BUNCH OF SUMMONED LIZARDMEN!! I DOUBT EITHER THE SUMMONER WOULD THINK IT IMPORTANT ENOUGH THAT THE BUTLER DIE THAT HE’D ORDER THE LIZARDMEN TO SNAP THE ARROW OFF IN HIS CHEST. SO THAT FUCKING MEANS THAT THE ONE WHO BASICALLY FUCKING SENTENCED HER BUTLER TO DEATH WAS THE GIRL WHO CALLED THEM OVER TO HEAL HIM IN THE FIRST PLACE. LUCKILY WE LEARNED THE SOLUTION TO THIS PUZZLE ALREADY AND TOUYA USES APORTS TO PULL THE ARROWHEAD OUT. AND THEN WE LEARN THAT THIS GIRL WHO THEY JUST SAVED JUST HAPPENS TO BE THE DAUGHTER OF THE DUKE. WHICH IS THE HIGHEST POSSIBLE RANKING NOBLE IN THE COUNTRY. SO THEY GO TO HIS HOUSE TO RECEIVE A REWARD FOR SAVING HIS DAUGHTER AND BUTLER, BUT OH NO! TURNS OUT THE DUKE’S WIFE IS BEDRIDDEN DUE TO SOME SEVERE ILLNESS. AND THE REASON HIS DAUGHTER WENT OUT WAS IN HOPES THAT SHE COULD LEARN HER GRANDFATHER’S PERSONAL MAGIC CALLED RECOVERY THAT COULD CURE ANY ILLNESS. WHATEVER SHALL WE DOO- AND FUCKING TOUYA’S JUST LIKE “YO I CAN USE ALL NULL MAGIC” AND HEALS HER AFTER FIVE FUCKING YEARS OF BEING BLIND. LIKE GOOD FOR HER AND ALL BUT IMAGINE HOW ANTICLIMACTIC THAT IS. THEY WERE EXPECTING SOME EPIC JOURNEY WHERE THEIR DAUGHTER WOULD WORK HARD TO OVERCOME AND LEARN THE RECOVERY NULL MAGIC AND FINALLY SAVE HER MOTHER BUT SOME DUDE SWOOPS IN LIKE “OH, UH ... ABRACADABRA!” AND SHE’S NOT FUCKING BLIND ANYMORE! LIKE SERIOUSLY!!! AND THEN THE DUKE GIVES THEM LIKE 4000 PLATINUM COINS WHICH IS LIKE 40,000,000 YEN OR SOMETHING AND I’M PRETTY SURE THAT WAS ALL JUST AN EXCUSE FOR WHY THEY CAN BUY EXPENSIVE STUFF IN THE FUTURE

and thus concludes my thoughts on the first two episodes of In another world with my smartphone. oh also he doesn’t ever pull out his phone during episode two.