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performing-personhood · 11 months ago

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The most relatable thing ever to happen in DS9 was Quark, a bar manager and lead bartender, finding out about that his bar is catering a gigantic private event twenty minutes before the doors open.

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#one of my bar managers signed us up for a harry potter pub crawl in appx 2015 #our bar was a tiny taproom that served exclusively craft beer and pricey neat liquor #like #we literally did not have any mixers that weren't soda #and this man was like #sure #fire code says we can seat 18 #so lets definitely sign up for a bar crawl aimrd at 22yos that requires us to have a specialty shot #ladies gentlemen and friends too smart for the binary #this man did not create a specialty shot #as per the contract stipulated #we asked what we were going to do #he looked deep into our eyes and said #eh i'll just see what we have in the liquor closet of the shuttered bar downstairs #he literally mixed a bunch of random bottles together in a 5gal bucket #to this day i don't know where he got that bucket #it was so packed with 22yos from the bar to the door that you could've held a water bottle without using your hands #i still get panicky when i think about it #i will never understand the lies that man had to tell in order to get that job #i tried to fact check his resume once bc he was so incompetent #he claimed his last job had been events coordinator at a winery #so i checked #the winery was real #but based on his age and how long he had lived in our state by his own words #he would have been 18 years old #i mean #would you have a private event at a winery if you showed up and the coordinator was a literal teenager #bc i would not have #the world just does not make sense unless you are a cishet white man and then the world is like omg of course here have whatever you want bb

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