#so let me remind ya'll that Richie is only gay in the movie canon

[antisociallilbrat]

Ya know I am realizing I have never done this but here are my personal headcannons for the Loser's sexualities, set in my poly Losers universe ofc

Ben: Straight/homoflexible - the only guys he's ever been attracted to are the Losers and sexuality doesn't matter much to him bc it's about who he's in love with over their gender. Probably later on in life considers himself more on the pan scale.

Bev: Bi - one third of the Loser's bi squad. In college she hooked up with a few women and had a gf (Kay) for a while. Swears in another life she ended up married to a woman instead of six guys.

Eddie: Gay - I say he's gay but I've seen people headcannon him as Bi and that's cool too but he's always been gay in my mind. Like Ben with the guys, Bev is kind of the exception for him. Sexuality s a spectrum. I don't think he gets physically intimate with Bev in a one on one setting but they're very close on an emotional scale.

Mike: Pan/Demisexual - He has never cared about the 'gender' of the person he's in love with. He's the one who suggests to Ben he may also be pan. And for Mike he has to fall in love with someone before sexual attraction even sets in. He's a big teddy bear let's be honest.

Bill: Bi/Unlabeled - I've talked about this before but it never occurs to Bill to 'label' himself. He is just is who he is and he just loves who he loves. Never cared to put a label on it but if pushed came to shove he'd consider himself bi.

Richie: Bi - He's a slut. He loves women and men and loves to have sex with them. Probably is one of the most sex positive people you'll meet. Very open and outward with his sexuailty. Also challenges the bi 'stereotype' that just bc he's bi and sex positive, doesn't mean he can't have a meaningful relationship and be faithful.

Stan: Pan-ish/Demisexual - I go back in forth with him. I feel like he is very much gay bc often I can't imagine him in a relationship with a woman or feminine presenting person but I think Bev and Patty are the exceptions which land in him more on the Pan side of the spectrum. Like he is sexually attracted to them but that's only after he's established a bond with them- hence also being demi.

Also ofc they're all Poly. And theses are just my personal headcannons.