#so kawaii

[marseythechaotic05]

Eric as a streamer

[acesdiary]

Negative Rizz

(i had no idea what to call this 😞)

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notes: @xxchaosjojoxx THANK YOU FOR REQUESTING🤞🤞 (srry this came out a bit later then I was supposed to 😞) but here yall go — may be ooc bc I haven’t written for sanji b4 :)

warnings: cringey pickup lines off of temu 😓😓 (fluff)

paring: Vinsmoke Sanji x gn!strawhat!reader (slightly directed to AFAB)

wc: 394

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As a Strawhat, you had at least come across the one-and-only love-cook on the ship that you— and many know as Sanji, who not only you, but many others had weird encounters with him; with those weird, non-amusing smirks.

“No pen, no paper, but you still draw my attention.”

“Are you socks? cause’ I think you and I could be a pair.”

“Are you lighting? Because you’re McQueen”

You found them useless and unnecessary- Sanji thinks he’s a magnet; he’s really not (note: poor sanji 😞) but you remember the couple times he’s taken this in a more wholesome way— without fawning over you; The Merry had docked at one of the recent islands your crew had went to,

“Cmon’ guys! Let’s hurry up on this island to see if we can find any meat!!!” Luffy exclaimed before dashing off into.. who knows where!

Nami let out an irritated sigh before following calmly in the direction your overly-energetic captain went off too.

A short silence followed between the crew members, before Robin spoke up with her usual tone, “I think it’s better if we all split up in duos to look for resources for the Merry.” She suggested, breaking the silence in the atmosphere with a relaxed tone.

“Right behind you, Robin.” Zoro agreed; his arms resting by his side, his gaze slightly alert before letting go of it.

“Alright then! Everyone split up into teams of two.” The reindeer chimed— “Hopefully Curly-Brow doesn’t chase any skirts while we’re doing this.” mocked the green-haired swordsman.

“Shut up, Moss-Head!” And there the banter came from, the two grown men acting like immature children

After a minute of their head-to-head verbal fight, nobody bothered and left the scene, you decided to stay but Zoro left the conversation; leaving you and Sanji.

You decided to walk away; going to do your current task before you felt a hand grasp your wrist, putting you at a halt.

“Look, Y/N— I was wondering if later on we could… go somewhere on the island, there’s some spots I saw some on the list that we could go too.”

A small silence grew between the two of you before you responded with a small smile, “Sure, why not?”

Sanji felt like he wanted to gush out already.

…

“Are you a loan? Cause’ you’ve got my intere—“

He was silence with a firm slap on his face.

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Please don’t repost this on any other platform without asking for permission on either dms or my discord!

reblogs would be appreciated!

m.list

[cheesechanx3]

Miku Room Wear Figure 💕

The details and figure is so cute (˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶)

[tripecake]

DEMIGOD OF CHAOS

[ellamorgan333]

walter white: jesse!! we need to kill a man then blow up the world

jesse:

[moniiiii112]

i found this way too funny not to post it on here too

i reposted hwre!!!

[tarn-ation]

Drew my boyo sunder😋

[258punkweight]

shoter

[critifull]

Omg best ship guyts!!!!11! (≧ヮ≦) 💕˖⁺‧₊˚ ♡ ˚₊‧⁺˖ Theyre so kaewiwi tofether ((collab with @itsmintcream))

[weird--science]

akechi :3

born to :3 haiii!!! >_< forced to commit multiple offences

[bumcheekk]

Take it and hold it close to your heart

[beautyodette]

How I wanna dye my hair (the girl is so pretty)

[tripecake]

TW:BLOOD AND BODY HORROR

CHIKN NUGGIT INFECTED AU

Do you remember those infected au's from mlp? No? Just me? Well too bad cuz I made one like that with chikn nuggit because my ass cant stop making filthy aus Sorry if some of them look ugly I wanted it to have a style similar to the show unlike my other au's :P btw chikn hawt saus and chee are in this au but I'll do them tomorrow I'm tired of doing this

[osc-related-stuff]

A drawing of the host of the object show I’m making, Glass!!

[herbertpocketsfidgettoys]

do yall like this miku drawing I made when I was 12

[implied-gay-sex]

“I WILL MAKE YOU BLEED”