#so it rly a joke now OADIWJDJWUDHAH

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ur zhongli val au is giving me crazy brainrot and. im just thinking abt how funny it would be if he got sent back to genshinimpactverse and everyone is just like. Hm . Zhongli is so like alert now he seems different its so weird and its bc bro just became a agent in active combat for a while

HI ANON, omg im so glad ur in the val!zhongli brainrot with me ajdjwjudjsHSH my mind has just been going off lately with all these hcs i wanna share

BUT LMAOAOAOAO, tbh i actually havent thought much abt what'll happen when he eventually returns to his world, but that's honestly?? exactly how it'll pan out HAHA. working with the VP for a good amt of time definitely sharpened him a bit more or it just. u know, he (re)gained all these skills that he hasn't used for a while in consistent combat (idk if youve seen my other sketch, but my silly lil headcanon was that he winds up being a literal menace on the sniper rifle during his time in alpha earth JADJSJDH)

AND ON THE ALERT THING, i can literally imagine like. u know Hu Tao would occasionally just creep up on Zhongli and give him a little lighthearted "surprise its me" kinda thing. imagine she did this a couple times and just . on every single attempt, no matter her efforts, Zhongli would immediately turn around to catch her in the act and she's like " ???? wait How does he know. im being so quiet and sneaky and he usually falls for this " and its bc the Man himself had to deal w/ so many attempts of enemy agents trying to sneak up and knife him in close combat, so his instincts are just off the roof rn OAJFIAHFHWGXAHGDHS

but yeah im ?? literally brainrotting so hard anon DAHHDHS. if u stick around, im still planning how some of the agents themselves would interact w/ Zhongli so that'll be smth else fun for me to talk abt eventually HAHAHA B)