#so it kinda sounds like doodle m squat LMAO

[riorangedeezguts]

*shaves Rio's hair off* to be genetically accurate and resemble your balding father

(THIS IS FOUL, ANON LMAO)

It was one of those rare occasions where Rio overexerted himself enough to run out of battery like a total moron. That is to say, he was completely unconscious while you were shaving him like a sedated cat. Otherwise he would've made like a potato peeler and given your skin a haircut in return.

Just when Asunaro claimed that a hair growth feature for the dolls would be utterly pointless, too...

Safalin only recently abandoned the project, so when she sees Rio after he's all charged up, she regrettably informs him that there was no reason to make such a sacrifice—his hair will never grow back on its own, after all.

Hitting her with a quick The hell, Safalin doesn't give him the slightest clue as to what in the doodle'm squat she's talking about, so then she mistakenly thinks it's a stylist choice on his part.

It's not. And when he finally takes a look in the mirror (only after Miley laughs so hard she cries when she sees him), he understands.

"Ugggghhhhhhhhhhh," Rio groans at his reflection, quick to realize it was one of you who did this to him. "What the fuck, bastard! Now I'm gonna have to get my whole head replaced 'cause you decided to scalp me!"

But until then, he pulls his hood back up, clutching it closer to his head for extra coverage.