#so is knowing this gonna make me stop surfboardting with the enemy?

[callmetippytumbles]

The moment in your Love and Deepspace hyperfixation brainrot when you thought that by being an Xavier girlie you had picked the safest, softest boi and not…THE LITERAL GENESIS OF ALL THE FUCKING PROBLEMS.

What do you mean that my light-haired soft boi caused the deep space rift, the increase in wanderers, The Chronorift Catastrophe and is THE reason why Earth becomes inhabitable and we have to run away to Philos?

This guy?

My sweet, innocent, sexually deviant baby boi? He did all of this?

Oh, forgot to mention…remember all of that stuff I mentioned earlier? Yeah. Did I not mention that it’s also a fucking time loop? Yeah. It’s a fucking timeloop. This mofo LITERALLY BROKE TIME.