#so idk how to go about writing that considering Alucard is mostly male

[staticymaticyyourlifeisatravesty]

There's a severe lack of coffin sex in the AO3 tags when it comes to the vampire fandoms. I know Hellsing should have it, I think I've read a fic with coffin sex, but it is rare. Hell, Castlevania is also surprisingly lacking. It's surprising. Why the fuck are the vampire fandoms less horny when it comes to coffins, while the fucking Sims and SVSS seem to have it downpat with only one having it with vampires.

[ajstudio]

It could be the fact coffins are normally built for one body in mind. If you were interested in coffin sex you would need a coffin big enough for two people.

The first coffin was built for three people: a father, a mother, and a daughter who had died. The grieving parents planned to kill themselves and be buried with their daughter but changed their minds. Now the coffin built for three is in a museum and you could call it a family size coffin.

The second coffin looks like it's the same size as the family coffin but it has a bride and groom inside. It is a ghost marriage. Believers in the custom, practiced for some 3,000 years, say it ensures the unmarried dead are not alone in the afterlife.

Originally, the weddings were strictly for the dead - a ritual conducted by the living to wed two single deceased people - but in recent times some have involved one living person being married to a corpse.

In ghost marriages between two dead people, the "bride's" family demands a bride price and there is even a dowry, which includes jewellery, servants and a mansion - but all in the form of paper tributes.

Factors like age and family background are as essential as they are in more traditional weddings, so families hire feng shui masters to work as a match-maker.

The wedding ceremony will typically involve the funeral plaque of the bride and the groom and a banquet. The most important part is digging up the bones of the bride and putting them inside the groom's grave.

There's a severe lack of coffin sex in the AO3 tags when it comes to the vampire fandoms. I know Hellsing should have it, I think I've read a fic with coffin sex, but it is rare. Hell, Castlevania is also surprisingly lacking. It's surprising. Why the fuck are the vampire fandoms less horny when it comes to coffins, while the fucking Sims and SVSS seem to have it downpat with only one having it with vampires.