#so i went a solid 40% guns blazing on your ass gommene anon i was just like MY GOD.....

[da-gamingojichan]

hc that the reason germany is pushing italy so hard during training is because he wants Italy to one day be able to lift him up, bridal style, like the princess he is😌✨ he just wants to be held like those ladies in period dramas😔

Welcome to my house. my humble abode. I'm sorry ive put a gun to your head, i promise i dont do this in public. But i think i might kill you right now.

sorry i wrote the above shit when i initially saw this ask while at a red light. i am for real going to kill you though.

anyways as always content warning NO SHADE TO WHATEVER EVERYONE ELSE IS DOING IN THEIR HOUSES BUT IN MY HOUSE I WILL TEAR YOU LIMB BY LIMB FOR SPEWING BLASPHEMY IN MY INBOX! NOT. TRUE!

i dont even know where to begin its like every single word of this post goes downhill after "because". THIS SHIT IS SO FUCKING LIES. WHO TOLD YOU THIS? HOW ON EARTH DID YOU COME TO THIS CONCLUSION? germany does NOT WANT ITALYS ASS PICKING HIM UP LIKE A PRINCESS. if anything germany is the type who would get carried and think to himself "i should be the one carrying him rn" because he lives to serve he loves being the one doing heavywork and him BEING the one getting taken care of is nice but also instinctually stressful. he pushes italy to train so italy will stop being such a fucking useless pussy. his words not mine 😍. he pushes italy because ITALY IS THE MOST INCAPABLE INCOMPETIENT WEAKASS MF TO GRACE THIS PLANET AND GERMANY IS HONESTLY BAFFLED THAT HE'S STAYED ALIVE THIS LONG. obviously germany will always be there to protect italy and do whatever he can to help him, but that doesnt mean he wants italy to stay incapable of ever protecting himself if he needs to. bro is the strongest what-if warrior on the planet he always thinks "what-if [worst possible scenario]" so ofc hes like italy you should be able to get your shit together if you have to. he does not yearn nor desire to be held like a lady in a period drama bruh he yearns and desires for italy to learn how to wipe his own ass and tie his own shoes and stop waking him up in the middle of the night to sit next to him while he masturbates because hes scared of the dark. if italy held him ofc he wouldnt mind it ofc hed get flustered being carried bridal style cuz hes pure hearted but he wouldnt be all like oh yes italy my big strong seme TAKE ME! HOLD ME OHHHHH YES MISTER ITALY! like tf? he would be like WHAT THE DEVIL HOW ON EARTH ARE YOU ACOMPLISHING THIS? and then find out italy is wearing the robotic contraption that rigby wore on his arm in that ep when he won arm wrestling against skips.

sorry i beat you to death but this ask is actually insane to me like i am agast by it. once again live your best life on your own blog okay but in my house this is inconceivable. you watched a completely different show than me dude i wish i could see the world through your eyes because maybe then id actually be able to know what the devil looks like.