#so i thought this was funny

[moshieee]

Hiiii @rabid-mercenary15 do you want to be carried too?

[loopenbumble]

new island vibes, getting back into it 🌱

[belovedstilldear]

I'm going insane tonight

kane -> @karineverse

[glorified-red]

damn red, you look like a writer who does their reading for class

😘😳

I am so glad I give off those vibes. I actually have Linguistic Anthropology class tomorrow and I was supposed to read chapter 5 and uh, i did not.

But I do keep my word, and my dearest, noble Anon, you are granted the final piece of sacred knowledge:

-Lots of black olives

-Mayonnaise

Can I officially dub you Anon? You've unlocked sacred knowledge so it is only fitting you recieve your title as either Elder or Saint. For you, darling, you get to pick.

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[spyglassrealms]

had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing

[abisalli]

I bet wearing spandex in summer is no fun

Bonus: summer suits!?

[skippingseaglass]

[squidflavoredsoup]

stupid thing i did

[telltaletypist]

transphobic music fans be listening to he or she might be giants

[such-a-daydreamer]

And then they explode

[ashoss]

my lovely son waking me up to tell me he threw up.

us waking up my wonderful butlerfather to tell him he threw up.

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Dog Meshi.

[spookberry]

post trick or treating activity

[mcsiggy]

Imagine you're in middle school band class and your teacher asks you and your classmates if anyone wants to use their mp3 player to play a song before class ends. no one does anything until this small quiet girl from percussion takes her ipod out to play a song.

Then the song Chop Suey! By System Of A Down and the girl looks like this;

Because she thought it was a good song to play.

[supernowa-art]

she's so sick of him<3