#so i thought this was funny

[moshieee]

Hiiii @rabid-mercenary15 do you want to be carried too?

[loopenbumble]

new island vibes, getting back into it 🌱

[belovedstilldear]

I'm going insane tonight

kane -> @karineverse

[glorified-red]

damn red, you look like a writer who does their reading for class

😘😳

I am so glad I give off those vibes. I actually have Linguistic Anthropology class tomorrow and I was supposed to read chapter 5 and uh, i did not.

But I do keep my word, and my dearest, noble Anon, you are granted the final piece of sacred knowledge:

-Lots of black olives

-Mayonnaise

Can I officially dub you Anon? You've unlocked sacred knowledge so it is only fitting you recieve your title as either Elder or Saint. For you, darling, you get to pick.

[izzythedemigod]

I just found the funniest font ever

Like. What is this. Why is this. Who is the target audience of this?

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[hamletthedane]

The movie Wicked is proof that any source material can be vastly improved by simply making the intense female friendship much gayer + the mutual male love interest both wildly bisexual and lowkey down to just be their third

[nouverx]

Arcane season 2 ending made me too sad so yk what, everything is fine actually, Viktor is now a teacher at the Academy and he mentors young Zaunite students. That's how I choose to cope.

[abisalli]

I bet wearing spandex in summer is no fun

Bonus: summer suits!?

[injuries-in-dust]

Makes me laugh. Every time.

[skippingseaglass]

[squidflavoredsoup]

stupid thing i did

[strifetxt]

here's something silly that i haven't seen anyone point out: y'know this section of grian's world tour? the bit where he gives himself a tour of the permit office and puts himself on hold?

so like, how did he do this exactly? it's clearly not just a cam account, since it's recorded from the pov of a player in survival mode, and it'd be pretty bonkers for him to be controlling two minecraft accounts at the exact same time.

as you can see by the icon in the corner, the pov grian stays muted during this whole segment, so the pretty clear conclusion is that grian got a different hermit to put on his skin and record their own pov, and then got them to send him their footage.

but which hermit did he get to be his body double? to solve that mystery, we can use this brief moment from the beginning of the segment where we see the pov grian's inventory.

weirdly, this person has a bunch of netherite tools in their hotbar, but also a full set of diamond tools in their inventory. what's funny is that if you look at the clip immediately following this segment of the tour, after we return to the actual grian's pov, the contents of the hotbar match up.

so clearly what happened is that grian tossed the body double hermit his own tools/the contents of his hotbar to keep up the verisimilitude. which is kind of adorable.

anyhow, back to the body double's inventory. the other notable thing, and the most identifying feature there, is that we can see a set of diamond armor trimmed with lapis! and who wears lapis-trimmed diamond armor, uses diamond tools as opposed to netherite, and also happened to be the very next person in the video to do their base tour?

[telltaletypist]

transphobic music fans be listening to he or she might be giants

[such-a-daydreamer]

And then they explode

[ashoss]

my lovely son waking me up to tell me he threw up.

us waking up my wonderful butlerfather to tell him he threw up.