#so i personally wouldn’t get too hung up on details like mike’s hair growth it’s not super important

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'drunk will's opinion has had him in a chokehold for over a year!!!'

IT'S BEEN A YEAR AND MIKE'S HAIR IS STILL NOT LONG ENOUGH TO FIT IN A DECENT PONY?? this man has the world's slowest growing barnet lmaoooooooo oh my poor boy, let's get you some vitamins and blame ted for those limp-ass genes

his mane is gorg though so slow and steady wins the race i guess? if it's flowing long and wild by the very end of this fic AND they don't stay together, it's gonna be the most heartbreaking little detail ever

i MEANNNN i honestly wouldn’t take us 10000% literally when we say stuff like this bc like realistically it probably took him a little bit of back and forth and ruminating on the matter to decide that he does want to grow it out instead of just seething at will for being the mixed signals king (<- will occupying his thoughts 24/7 fr) and to me he probably said hey fuck that guy fr and got a haircut or a trim or something six months in and immediately regretted it. but you are so right im sliding him some biotin supplements anyway