#so i guess i'll be forever flabbergasted over this world we live in

[alarrytale]

why do you feel the relationship with camilla was pr? i used to think that initially but they were together for a while then and had tattoos for each other and all (as I've heard, don't have receipts or anything) so later on i started believing it wasn't pr

Hi, anon!

I don't feel anything, i use my brain to try to objectivly observe his behaviour, mannerisms and attraction. First of all, Shawn is gay and that's not debatable (not on my blog anyway). So any relationship he has with a woman is either because he needs a beard or because he needs the attention he'll get from being paired up with a female celebrity. For Shawn it's s bit of both.

In regards to CC and Shawn, they have no sexual or romantic chemisty at all (go watch that make out video again if you can stomache it. It's awkward and embarrasing as fuck), they're very different people that were clearly paired in a label office. Their relationship started after their song collaboration (what a cliché) and the relationship was clearly to promote the song. They both benefit from the relationship. They've been caught in set up pap situations many times, and the relationship is generally considered fake by most people. Even the media has called them out.

Tattoos have been used to legitimise PR relationships/bearding relationship forever. It makes people believe it's true without the PR couple having to stunt and fake things to make it believable. So many PR couples resort to stunt tattoos to sell the relationship. Louis, Harry and Zayn have all got stunt tattoos. So i wouldn't put much weight on tattoos. They're easily removed and the benefit outweighs the downsides. Also, Shawn has a "Good boy" tattoo that you should pay more attention to, than any tattoo that's supposedly for CC.

[starlightxsvt]

Halcyon

Pairing: Jun x female reader

Genre: angst, crack, fluff, suggestive

Warnings: some cursing

Word count: 3k

"I didn't think you were the type to loose your sanity for a girl," you mumble as you drag Jun's sluggish body into his bedroom. "Me neither," comes his slurr, a drunk smile plastered on his face. You scoff, pushing him into the bed and reach for the half full plastic water bottle in his nightstand, helping him drink it up before laying him back on the bed.

"Mmm, dirty girl. Are you trying to take advantage of me?" Jun slurrs, a stupid smile plastered on his face as he wiggles his eyebrows at you. You smack him in on the shoulder grumbling, "I should have left you in the bar, idiot."

"But you didn't," Jun giggles staring at the ceiling, his arms and legs spread wide on the bed. You roll your eyes and offer, "Let me take off your jacket. It must feel uncomfortable."

"Mmm, you really horny, no Y/n?" He grins at you and you fume. Even though you know the boy is drunk, his teasing gets on your nerves. You heave in a deep sigh, getting yourself together. Ignoring his protests you get rid off Jun's jean jacket and manage to put a pillow under his head. Then you grab some painkillers and set them down on his nightstand saying, "I'm keeping some medicine here. Take them after you wake up."

You don't get any reply, instead Jun stares at his ceiling murmuring, "Why does she like him so much? What does he have that I don't?"

Your heart breaks for the boy. Softly you take a seat beside his head. You whisper, "It's okay, Jun. You'll find someone better. Maybe you've been trying too hard for her to notice that someone else may like you." Jun's eyes meet yours, "Really?" You swallow and nod. And she's right in front of you, Jun.

Jun sighs as he sloppily places his head on your lap, "You're really nice you know."

Your heart constricts. You say nothing, softly stroking his hair, hoping he'd fall asleep soon. "You should get a boyfriend. You've been single since birth," Jun yawns. "Don't worry, I'll help you find a nice guy..." his voice trails off as his breathes come out softer, more evenly.

-

You've known Jun since primary school. You were neighbors who visited each other often. From building legos to sneaking out late night for a drive, you've done it all with Jun. As time passed your feelings for Jun grew into something more than just fondness and friendship. Unfortunately, Jun didn't feel the same because he never showed any sign of such and went around dating girls. But that didn't mean he forgot about you, no. He was there for you when you needed him and he took it up to himself to protect you - like an elder brother. It hurt you, your feelings hanging on the tip of your tongue but you could never get them out.

And just like that, after graduation both of you moved out of your small town and into the city and shared an apartment - your parents more than happy that you had Jun by your side. Yes, he was by your side, just not the way you wanted.

Jun's crush is a mutual friend, you both met her after moving into the city. She is nice and pretty and when Jun asked her out, maybe for the first time in his life, he got rejected. Soon after she got engaged and tonight she had thrown a party inviting all of her friends to celebrate. At first you suggested not to go because you knew Jun would end up like this but he protested, saying he wasn't a coward.

You look at his relaxed features as he sleeps and your heart aches. You feel bad for him. But worse for yourself.

-

Morning comes quicker than you expected and after freshening up, you rush to Jun's room. He sits in the middle of his bed, hair sticking out in different directions, staring at the floor in an unfocused gaze. You note that the pills from his nightstand is gone so he must've taken them.

"How do you feel? Are you sober now?" You chirp, entering his room. "I'm moderately functional," comes his grumble as he stares at the floor. You frown, "I'll...take that as a no."

"No, I'm sober but I wanna get drunk again. My head hurts so fucking bad, nghh." He flops back into his bed and you smile fondly at him. "Should've thought about that before getting wasted." His reply is a groan as he rubs his face. You offer, "How about I make you some soup? Can you take a shower? I'm sure you'll feel better."

Few hours later, Jun joins you for brunch as he drinks his soup and you finish the leftover chocolate cake.

"How do you feel?"

"Could be better."

You chuckle. He looks better for sure. His hair is slightly damp and his toned body peeking from underneath the thin white tee he's wearing. You swallow trying to take your mind out of the gutter.

"What are you looking at?" Jun asks casting his eyes to your laptop in front of you. "Oh, um... apartments..." You swallow. Jun's brows knit together in confusion as he sits down beside you, "What? Why?"

'Well, I was thinking of moving out."

Jun stares at you like you've grown two heads before speaking, "What the fuck Y/n? Why-why would you do that?"

You swallow trying to think of a convincing answer, "Well, I wanted to move somewhere closer to work you know, not take the subway?"

"I can drop you to work, you just need to say-"

"No it's okay, I just-"

"Do you have a boyfriend Y/n? Is that what you are hiding? If you want to move in with someone else you can just tell me!"

"No! No- it's not that. Just, listen-"

"No Y/n. I don't want to listen. I'm hurt, okay? We've been living together for so long and now you suddenly start looking for apartments to move out without discussing with me. I thought we were best friends. If you don't like living with me, you could've just said it." Jun stands up to leave.

Before you know it, the words slip past your mouth, "It's because I like you, okay!" Your eyes go wide as realization hits you and Jun stares at you, stuck in his place. It's like the whole world stops as both of you stare at each other, your heart thrumming loudly in your chest.

It's do or die now.

"Yes, I like you. I like you since - I don't know, forever maybe. You're always caring and looking out for me and it's hard not to have feelings for you okay? But it's harder to be close to you and watch you pin over other girls when you're all I want. So yes, I wanna move out. I wanna stay away from you so that I don't cry everytime you fuck or get drunk over someone else. And I'm sorry if I hurt you but I think this is for the best."

By now, a stray tear rolls down your cheek and you suck in a breath, annoyed at yourself. Jun stands immobile, gazing at you and just when you're about to open your mouth, he comes right in front of you to engulf you in his arms. You stop breathing as he squeezes you against his chest, his head resting on your shoulder. "J-Jun..."

"Why didn't you say that before?"

"Say what?"

"That you like me," he releases you and meets your eyes as you swallow nervously, "I...I don't know. You were never interested in me and... I was scared, I guess."

"I liked you in middle school, then highschool but you never gave me any sign. Instead whenever we talked about dating you said you'd rather stay single. So I kept my feelings to myself."

You stare at him, flabbergasted, your jaw unhinged before you suddenly burst out, "Well if you at least asked me out properly instead of being a pussy, we would be dating by now!" Jun flinches slightly at your voice, then sighs. "Yea, right, I'm sorry." You sigh with frustration before murmuring, "I'm sorry too. We're just both big idiots."

A soft chuckle escapes Jun as he gazes at you fondly, "We are." You smile, suddenly feeling shy as you try to avoid eye contact. Jun whispers, "Y/n, let me do this properly. Will you be my girlfriend?"

You chew on your bottom lip, your insides warming up. Elated your almost jump on him, hugging him tightly, "Yes! Yes, I'd love to!" Jun pulls you back to look at you, a dazzling smile plastered in his face as his hands gently stroke your cheek. "I want to kiss you."

"About time, Wen Junhui."

His lips mold into yours, a perfect match. His hand tilts your neck, guiding you expertly through the kiss. Soft moans escape from both of you as your tongues collide and when you pull back you realise your legs are wrapped around his waist. You smile sheepishly, warmth on your cheeks as he pecks your forehead, heading for his bedroom. "About time we do the other thing."

You look up at him, burning in embarrassment as you ask, "Um, right now?" He peers down at you frowning, "What? Isn't it about time we cuddle? Wait- what were you thinking, dirty girl?"

"I- Wen Junhui, I swear to God!" You hit his chest as he howls with laughter, dropping you to the bed.

"I'm kidding, I'm kidding. Let's do the dirty, shall we?"

A/N: Hello lovelies! Yep, reposting cuz Tumblr ate up my post ughh. Anyway, I was so stressed out because I wanted to write something fluffy and cute for our Junnie and it isn't really my forte. I really hope you enjoyed reading this and if you did please let me know. Your words really inspire me to keep writing. 💖

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[shslpunkartist]

Hello again! I was the anon who sent in that one System!au ship, and I'm here to share some of what me and friends discussed over in our private server! Oh and we all sorta went off on what information we could recall you and your friend Kimberly had said about that au's Keith, Pico, Xeno, and Zardy along with info said on others and that world. It might be outdated/retconned stuff that you both might have since changed so uh apologies in advance for that!

Annnnd I will not be able to share as much as I'd like at this time because GODDAMMIT DISCORD STOP TAKING FOREVER TO LOAD UP PREVIOUS CONVERSATIONS. IT'S BEEN AN HOUR NOW, FUCKING LOAD ALREADY.

Welp. I guess I'll share what I am able to recall off the top of my head for now- in this case, how Xeno met Keith and Pico.

Xeno and Zardy are among the rare few folks who can not only sense his presence but are also able to actually interact with him. Sensing Pico is one thing, but for them to be able to actually interact with him? As in seeing, hearing, and even being able to reach out to 'touch' and 'feel' him??? Very unheard of.

It also caused some confusion as well. Xeno, being a college student who goes to the same college university that Keith also attends, has often seen Keith and Pico in passing prior to their proper introductions. The nonbinary erm uh man, woman, person??? halp dunno what proper wording to use for nonbinary folks kjsajkas I'LL JUST GO WITH PERSON OK person has no idea about Pico's nature. Hell, from their viewpoint, Pico was a fellow college student like them- one that doesn't seem to get acknowledged by the others aside from Keith there. Very odd indeed, though Xeno doesn't really dwell upon it much.

Then later on that same day while heading toward their next class, Xeno accidentally bumps into Pico's side in passing.

Such a simple little thing, and yet that immediately caught Keith's and Pico's attention. After all, Pico is not PHYSICALLY there. People generally pass through him because, again, he's not physically there. Only Keith and Cass should be able to interact with him in such a way. Yet Xeno - someone whom Keith and Pico saw plenty of times before in passing - bumped into Pico. Not went through him like everyone else, but actually bumped into him.

As if that alone was shocking enough, what Xeno does next leaves them utterly flabbergasted.

Xeno looks back over their shoulder - directly at Pico - and gives both him and Keith a sheepish-sounding apology for not watching where they're going then continues on their way, completely oblivious to their shocked reactions.

They made sure to approach Xeno the next day, with Pico being the one to greet them. Despite what happened the other day, both still somehow half-expected for Xeno to not hear the greeting from the ginger- only for them to once again be bamboozled when the platinum-haired individual returned it.

Though unlike before, Xeno actually notices their shocked reactions and understandably reacts with confusion.

But yeah, proper introductions happen and they become friends!

Annnnd this is will I shall be stopping cuz haha whoops this got very lengthy.

I will say that Xeno DOES still live with Zardy though. Now, they don't say where they live nor do they give exact details aside from mentioning that they live with a friend. That being said, they do admit that their friend looks rather... ah... scary... but he's much nicer than he appears!

Oh and speaking of Zardy, Pico and Keith later meet him when Keith tags along with Morgana and other friends to check out this seemingly abandoned farmland.

Now, just right outside the fence surrounding the vast amount of land, you can see right off in the distance seemingly abandoned very worn down house with overgrown vines all over it. Nearby is a shed that's in a very similar condition if not a little more worn down. A little further off to the side is a glimpse of what appears to be a cornfield.

All signs of a seemingly abandoned place.

Now they DO notice how odd it is that this whole property of land - not just the land the farmland is on BUT THE WHOLE MILES LAND AROUND - is completely abandoned yet at the same time they don't think much of it.

They all enter through the gate and head on over, wanting to check the place out as well as see whether the rumors about it being haunted are true.

It's only when they're a certain distance in do they start to feel a very odd feeling. Almost as if they're being watched. Yet none of them pay much attention to it still, brushing it off as nothing but chills from the chilly night.

All except for Pico.

Because Pico happen to blink and for a few brief moments, somehow saw a glimpse of something different from the others: the sky having a very faint hue to it that makes it almost look as if it's glowing along with a... something within the air all around that Pico cannot describe. It does alarm him for a moment because he can somehow feel it- something that SHOULDN'T be possible; he's not at the front and in control right now so he SHOULDN'T be able to feel it, and yet he can (it's natural magic and mana within the air if you're wondering lol). The house - which had previously looked so rundown that it's a miracle it's even still standing - looks very well maintained and the same thing goes for the little shed nearby. Both still have vines all around it, but this time the vines look more as if they're a part of the look. And speaking of those vines, they now have thorns on them. Blue thorns. Ones that seem to have a faint almost glowy hue to them.

As for the cornfield, it still looks the same except it seems to be MUCH larger than before and... hold up, what the fuck is that blue light off in the distance-

Then Pico blinks again, and suddenly everything was back to how it previously looked.

OKAY DIDN'T MEAN TO GET CARRIED AWAY AND MAKE THIS EVEN MORE LENGTHY. I will say that Pico isn't given much to think about it before the group decides to explore the maze. It ALMOST goes fine but then the group accidentally stumbles upon a certain snoozing someone *cough*Zardy*cough* who they mistook for some abandoned scarecrow and Morgana's good ol' pal Zack thought it would be funny to mess with it and well... you can guess what happened next lol.

I seriously need to write out the system!au fic. I'm thinking of making each chapter as an event that happens instead of one main storyline, just so I can have moments like this happen