#so i dont wanna be the only one like uh nah lets not

[itsyagurlchip]

ask: @snipersiniora If so can i please request for a rottmnt family platonic one-shot of little sister reader and her family? Reader is as the same age as Mikey.

Where reader admits she's been secretly dating a yokai or mutant boy for months and she not only admit to it but asks if he can meet her family to see if he's good or not.

If you want to know the boyfriend is a keeper (good guy) but how reader's family react and do in the meeting is up to you.

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✰⋆⁺warnings: goofy shi(!) cussing (idk i didn't look/count) (!) too many references (!) boyfriend is very much like mondo gecko(!)

✰⋆⁺lmao you didn't see that- no one did (💀💀😭🤚🏾) whatever you think you saw, you were hallucinating. yes....um, welp, enjoy! It's a mix of a one shot and head cannons, sorta like Picky Icky but, yk, with a different plot.

imma just leave this here- cuz i feel bad about not being able finish this correctly without it sounding like a brain fart. but the new one is currently in construction!

✰⋆⁺"How did they know? Could've sworn that I was subtle. But there was the snitch, should've known he was trouble" Me and you both SpongeBob. nah, nobody but you. You were always bad at lying afterall

You were slowly crawling into lair- perfectly unsuspecting, the quietest of ninja foot steps, no one would ever-

aaaand, the lights just came on.

dear cookie crumbles.

"and WHAT were YOU doing on the topside AFTER CURFEW YOUNG LADY????" There sat a tall ass foot turtle, which is my brother mind you, is tapping his foot sassily against the ground. He also wore a scowl, damned sharpie, with an eye twitch (which would have been funny, had I not been in this situation).

"EEK! a-i- ummm- welp, uhhh- hi DeeDee!" I cringed after flinching so aggressively, smiling in a forced manner. No wonder it all seemed so perfect, damn it Donnie.

"NUH UH!! you dont get to 'DEeDeE' me! What in PizzaSupreme™ were you doing out so late!???"

"i-"

"You've been missing Mikey's meditation practices for strudle's sake!! Do you wanna know what it's like when he pops into Dr Delicate mode???" Donnie was pacing in rectangles, his two fingers massaging the skin that surrounds his brain.

damn his head is big.

"And you guys are best friends!" I involuntarily flinched mentally and physically. "Imagine how he would feel when he finds out that you've been- WAIT! what have you even been sneaking out for?"

annnnnnnddd there's the question

aw pork dumplings. I sighed deeply before opening my mouth, before closing it. Pursing my lips, i did it again as sound began to stutter out of my mouth.

"Well- ummm" I actually didn't know what to say, which is a bit unnerving, because I always have 'somethin to say' per Splinter. "errrm- e-e-i- d-" I tried- but the dude wouldn't even let me speak!

"You're not sans, and quit opening and closing your mouth, it's making your survival rate lower by the second." Donnie impuded. His eyes narrowed lower at my silence.

Well, what the heck?

"I have a boyfriend....and he's yokai" Donnie quit his pacing, and turned fully towards me like a mobile roblox player in 1st pov. I simply rocked back and forth as i waited for his brain to catch up with what is happening.

Donnie couldn't even believe what his ear holes were registering.

You mean to tell him, his little poor, innocent, younger sister was out MINGLING in this universe's equivalent to the underground!

Was he even good enough? i better not be a bum, or worse, a chad.

What even was he?

Oh chewy macaroons, he hoped that you aren't dating a witch-

non of that magic nonsense! (he's still salty about being incorrect and less-than professional at witch town.)

Do you use the chart that he made for you?

Because if that- eugh -boy is going to, court, you, he has to be the one.

and ooohhh if he breaks your heart...

lets just say that the hidden city's ip addresses will have a simple look through.

"huh..." Donnie blinked. His face went through a plethora of emotions. and then he made a face- oh god-

"WAI-" I tried. But it was no use- Donnie pulled a notebook and pen out and started scribbling some more words only he could decipher.

"How tall is he? What's his species? What would you say his eye shape is? How big is-"

"Hey Donnie?"

"And then he could be a delinquent- Are you even into thugs? You didn't even tell me you were into yokai- better yet anyone!"

"DONNIE!!" I yelled. "How about he comes over and you cant meet him for yourself?" I offered. Despite whoever's efforts, i could still hear their footsteps. I was always considered the most in tune with my 5 senses, right next to Donnie.

('So why do I struggle with my mystics?' i questioned myself, but that's for later.)

"Who's Donnie gonna analyze now?" Leo walked in, grumbling with a grimace. Donnie flinched dramatically. I looked at the clock just to see it was 2:56 in the morning. Which meant i had been out for at least 6 hours. I winced again.

"Why don't you tell him? HUH? Oh DEAR little sister???!?!?" Okay now bro was getting on my damn nerves. I know he couldn't help it, but that doesn't mean he has to chuck me under that big yellow box full of sweaty children. (a bus)

Obviously that woke him up, even more than his insomnia has ever, with a lean against the wall.

"Is this about where they've been going? You do know you've missed at least 5 meditation sessions Mikey-" I held my hand up, stopping him from explaining further.

"Yea- i know, i feel bad about that as well." I started, "I've been going out to meet this boy..and we've been meeting up and dating for the past few weeks. He's a gecko mutant- He super nice and funny, he has this-"

"alright! alright! We dont need all of that gushy shit- plus, i suspected that anyway." Leo cut in. And honestly, Im not surprised.

"Yea.. figured as much" I sighed.

"YOU KNEW???"Donnie harshly whispered. Oh right, we're supposed to be quiet.

"No, i guessed. I mean, what else screams "im in love" better than a dopey smile, and kicks while screaming into a pillow- btw lil sis, you're super loud, keep the simpery down to a 3 mkay?" Leo said, just to end it with a wrist flip and a sassy finger pointing my way.

I rolled my eyes, but my faced betrayed my emotions with a bright blush.

"Whatever- we'll talk about it when everyone else is up." I backtraked. "I'll text him to come over Friday since its Tuesday. And ill tell April to come over too."

"So that's it!?" Donnie exclaimed, "No 'Look at you and ur silly crush' or 'sTinKY LiL sIs iS iN LoVe'?????" His hands were wildly waving around. "The fuck?"

"Im just better than you, besides, you were super duper sappy when you had your first date." I jested.

"Not really- well yes, but its also the fact that its now almost 4 at the ass crack of dawn and i couldn't care less right now."

"Oh- valid/That makes sense" You both said at the same time.

"Lets got to brd before Raph and Mikey wake up." Leo sat up from the wall, turning away. "Both of them being cranky isn't something I'd like to experience at the moment -" He finished, before walking towards his room.

"WELP! night night Dee! i hope you get toilet splashback <3"

"Okay then"

and you both went to your rooms. there. Despite already being awake for the whole night, you could only sleep for 3 hours before you had to get up again...great.

Speaking of, it was that morni

had to redo this bc the first one was absolutely brain fart

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@tmnt-shitposting you said you like little sister readers right?

[thegoober010]

so you do art AND writing?? So cool! I just reread that fanfic you made and like, I'm craving for more. If it isn't a hassle, can I request a Dumbass trio (Ace, Deuce and GN reader)? Like cause Ace has high IQ but is dumb in other stuff, Deuce has streets smarts, maybe reader could have high EQ(emotional intelligence) but is a dumbass at everything else (also believes store-bought eggs begets chickens). No reason, really. Totally not because that's what I thought happened to eggs until the heartslabyul chapter aired.

FIST OF ALL THANK U FOR CALLING IT COOL I APPRECIATE IT WAAA

SECOND OF ALL IM NGL I HAD NO IDEA WHAT TO WRITE BUT THE EGGS GAVE ME AN IDEA AND OFC U CAN BUDDY MWEHEHEHE 😈😈🙏🙏

YOU ASK AND YOU SHALL RECIEVE 🔥🔥🔥

Tw/Cw: none !

Gender neutral reader as always ‼️‼️‼️

“I swear none of us are graduating..”

You let out a giggle as you stared at Ace and deuce fooling around in the store while you pushed the cart, they were so stupid sometimes. Ace kept on putting everything in the cart meanwhile Deuce kept on trying to find where to put back each item they didn’t need that Ace kept putting in, he was trying to be a good kid after all and not bother you with Ace’s unnecessary requests to buy dumb items like dog toys for Grim (even though he’s a cat…) or a bag of gummy worms that had spell challenges on them and so on, plus he didn’t want to hurt your wallet with everything Ace was trynna buy !

“Ace- where’d you find these ? Are these… why would you get oysters you don’t even like them !?” “…Well like, I dunno, what if like uhh Rook likes them or something, I don’t know why do I have to explain myself to you all the time just lemme put stuff in the ca- yo hey what’re you doing with all the stuff where are you putting it !?” Ace yelled out as Deuce was basically grabbing everything Ace put in the cart he deemed unnecessary or too expensive for you. “Back where it was ! We don’t need all this! And some of this stuff is too expensive we don’t wanna put ourselves in debt!” Deuce hurriedly explained while rushing around placing everything back where it belongs. “Hey don’t worry, I’m the one mostly paying anyways." You stated trying your best to just calm them down a little. "See! Now put all my stuff back idiot" "Hey who are you calling an idiot!?"

Great... another argument.. this will definetly not turn into a huge disaster and end with them making another huge mess they’ll have to clean ! Definitely…

You let out a sigh before pushing the cart into another aisle that Ace had dragged you off to. Deuce had been left behind but he quickly caught up. You guys were now in that food aisle that had milk, eggs, yogurt, all that stuff. “Oh- uh hey dude didn’t you say you needed some eggs?” Ace asked, “Oh yeah I almost forgot!” You replied before looking at the eggs. You grabbed one and looked at the prices. “Awe… poor little guys… they’re gonna get eaten before they have a chance to become chicks…. Cycle of life I guess…” Deuce sighed. “Deuce…, how many times do I have to tell you that there’s no chickens in store eggs….” Ace rolled his eyes as he helped you check the prices. “Oh yeah I forgot… but hey I can’t be the only one who forgets that or like didn't know that.” Deuce muttered. “Nah you definitely are! Only you’d be that stupid to think that” Ace teased causing Deuce’s eye to twitch. “Hey even if I am stupid you’re uh- you’re stupider!” Deuce replied nudging Ace to the side to look at what he was looking at. “Hey don’t push me dude the hell!? Also I got a higher grade on Trein’s test than you yesterday so you can’t call me stupid!” Ace nudged Deuce back “You got a 52% I got a 51.5% it’s the same thing if you round it!” Deuce groaned before pushing Ace back, accidentally slipping and making both of them fall on the ground.

“OW! You dumbass-!” Ace yelped, he hit his head when he fell and he just rubbed it, he sat up and saw how Deuce just up and rubbed his back “Owww-“ Deuce winced “Dont call me a dumbass!” Deuce groaned before giving Ace a hand and helped him get up. Ace gave Deuce a glare before then looking over at you, “Ugh whatever.... uh yo you’ve been really quiet dude... you okay?” Ace asked you while rubbing the back of his head.

You turn your head over to Ace as you held and just blink and stay silent before all of a sudden. “What do you mean there’re no chickens in eggs….” You asked. Ace just… stared… “You… you didn’t know....?” “NO??” You reply with a shocked tone, your voice cracked a bit while you raised your brows. “See Ace I told you I’m not the only one!” Deuce pointed at him before crossing his arms.

"How can you two be so dumb what?? Did your parents not teach you anything?" Ace started to tease both of you which caused you to laugh meanwhile Deuce was getting annoyed once again. Right before Deuce could say anything to him all of a sudden you all hear barking coming from behind yall. You all turn and all of a sudden see a HUGE dog running towards you guys "COME BACK HERE MUNCHKIN!!" the owner of the dog yelled out. It was more specifically running to you, you had no time to react neither did Ace or Deuce so you all just stood still. Deuce quickly took out his wand before Ace slapped it from his hand "Hey we cant just cast a random spell we could hurt the dog!" before Ace could even finish scolding Deuce a loud thud was heard. The dog just knocked you over while you had been trying to move away from it, knocking down the carton of eggs from you. "Ah- damnit!" You cursed under your breath, before the dog started licking you face, its tail wagging happily. You pet the dog before looking at your side and seeing the carton of eggs on the floor, opened, and all the eggs scattered, broken, in shambles even. "Oh my goodness I'm so sorry!" the owner said before grabbing his dog's leash and motioning it towards him "C'mere munchkin!" he said, the dog quickly made its way back to their owner. Ace held out a hand to you "Mph- thanks Ace" You spoke softly, getting up. "Oh my what a mess, so sorry about that!" the owner said before trying to tiptoe his way outta this mess. Deuce immediately grabbed him by the collar "Hey! Ya don't get to leave after your dog makes a mess! You're gonna help us fix this!" Deuce yelled at the man, he just stared at Deuce with a nervous expression. "Wow- okay sorry-..." the man muttered. Deuce let go of his shirt before moving his attention towards you "Hey you okay?? That was quite the tumble." You nodded "Yeah I'm fine! Why wouldn't I be, it's just a little fall!"

"Damn.. well who's gonna pay for that and clean it?" Ace asked causing you all to shrug, all of a sudden an employee comes up to you guys. "Hey what's going on with you guys? Why's there a mess..?" the employee asked, looking at all of you with an annoyed glare.

After you all explained the situation the owner of the dog was made to clean up the mess but you still had to pay in the end. Once you were all done with that finally you guys finished shopping and were getting out of the store. "Oh sevens that was such a mess and for what.." Ace muttered, "Tell me about it... that dog dude was so annoying but the dog was cute." Deuce randomly commented meanwhile you were just glad that was all over with and you guys can finally head to the dorms. "Let's just be happy we didn't have to clean something up again, and let's be grateful it wasn't actually our fault this time hehe." You giggled slightly causing Ace and Deuce to look at you with a smile. "With how much of a mess we make at school and outside of it... I wouldn't be surprised if we get held back like Leona." Ace laughed, taking a small jab at Leona. "Hey don't say that, we work hard why would we get held back!?" Deuce questioned a bit surprised Ace would say that not realizing he was just joking. You stare at the two of them as they just start going back and forth once more but they quickly stop, calm down and just start giggling about nonsense and brain rot terms. You just smiled, happy that they're your friends... even if they're idiots sometimes but hey you're an idiot too with them... that's what got you guys your infamous 'dumbass trio' nickname. "Pfff I swear none of us are graduating..." You chuckle

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a/n please save me idk what I just wrote im sleep deprived and I didnt even check it after finishing but ITS OKAY IG HOPEFULLY U LIKED IT 😻😻😻

[rebo-chan]

Continuing the lambo and tsuna discussion:

Oh yeah tsuna absolutely would be a hypocrite and it would be so intersting to see them having a serious fight over it.

Especially bc, tsuna ALREADY as a 13/14 year old doesnt wanna be involved in fights and the like, he just wants to be a fucking teen please leave me alone, but when he's older hes probably even MORE terrified of what they've been through as kids. As a teen when he saw 15 yo lambo he was like "oh yeah he can handle this... Maybe... Probably... Perhaps???"

But the older you get the more you realise what a fucking dystopian nightmare it is to believe fucking teenagers could be in a war, no matter how powerful they end up being or how successful! Most of the shounen protags are AT LEAST in Highschool, Tsuna is a FIRST YEAR IN MIDDLESCHOOL, BABY GOT BARELY OUT OF HIS TWEENS

So while yeah its hypocritical tsuna also has the experience and hindsight now to realize NAH UH NO NO NO NOT HAPPENING NOPE THAT IS A FETUS

Not that Lambo would ever accept that bc yeah its his big brother and (idk how common this is i am an only child and never had friends with siblings) its (maybe) common for kids to look up to their older siblings in a way especially when they are far older and tsuna has done some really amazing stuff. He just doesnt get the whole "too young" for the fight thing, especially bc his background is already mafia related and the Bovino let this 5 YEAR OLD run around with GRANADES AND ROCKET LAUNCHERS.

Child safety? Dont know her - Old Bovino motto

No but srsly i just think tsuna is the very first person that actually brings up this concept in lambos life. Even Nana never sees whats going on around her as any kind of dangerous, even kids his age are nonchalant about it, fucking yamamoto may see a kid in him but he rolls with almost anything, gokudera just shows him disdain which is not exactly concern (in the beginning)

So its JUST Tsuna that looks at this five year old and says "Absolutely fucking not"

I mean technically also Haru but i dont think he registers that bc she just generally coddles the babies.

So Tsuna, his big brother, the one he looks up to the most, does not acknowledge him as a fighter. And while lambo doesnt see Tsuna as his boss, I do think when he grows older it WILL become more and more of an issue between both of them.

I know i basically just rephrased and repeated a lot of what you said in your post but also I HAVE SO MANY EMOTIONS

OMG NO DONT EVEN WORRY I AM MORE THAN HAPPY TO TALK ABOUT LAMBO AND TSUNA <3 <3 <3

A real fight about this topic between Lambo and Tsuna would actually be so interesting though, you're so right. In this case, Tsuna cannot be reasoned with. As you mentioned, the older he gets the more he will look at being 15 years old as being a FETUS. His stress already just skyrockets whenever Lambo is ANYWHERE near the battlefield, he becomes absolutely belligerent (Shimon arc, future, and letting himself get disqualified in Varia) Tsuna is definitely the one most protective of Lambo, though Gokudera is a good second place even Gokudera doesn't realize that is a child though tbf in a world where the strongest are infants I do not blame Gokudera for not blinking an eye.

Child safety, don't know her ksJNGKJNSGE NO FR THOUGH. TSUNA IS THE ONLY ONE LIKE "please for gods sake stay at home my god please please" Its even funnier when you consider the only reason he trusts TYL I-Pin to protect anyone is bc she becomes 1 year older than him through the bazooka. SKJNG this is why TYL Lambo is also called Adult Lambo in his head. But yes, this idea would ABSOLUTELY disintegrate the moment my boy tsuna leaves his teen ages. I think the idea that this will be an area of tension for Lambo and Tsuna is so cool, because oh my god!! Lambo wants to be there. Despite his age, he is rightfully Vongola's Guardian of Lightning and he wants to hurry up and catch up!! Especially when you take into account of what I said about 20yl, like that's a Lambo that loses everyone!!!! Imagine the absolute stress on Lambo's brain when these thoughts flourish in his mind, and then he's got his big brother who would see him in a training room and go "WHAT ARE U DOING HERE. GET OUT?????? DO NOT TOUCH THE POINTY SPEAR THAT IS CHROMES" It's such absolute tasty content and I am more than happy to oblige with the Tsuna/Lambo thoughts. They're so important to me <3

[lovelystoriesaj]

PROLOGUE

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“case, im gonna run upstairs real quick!" madelaine calls from the front staircase.

"ok, i'll be making the popcorn!" casey responds with a yell before going back to the living room.

the phone rings, which casey gravitates over to, picking it up from the receiver.

"hello?" she asks.

"hello?"

"yes?"

"who is this?" a peculiar male voice asks from the other line.

"who are you trying to reach?" the girl asks, finger wrapped in the cord of the phone.

"what number is this?" the voice asks once again.

"well what number are you trying to reach?"

"i don't know."

"well i think you have the wrong number." the blonde responds, ready to end the call.

"do i?"

"it happens, take it easy." she places the phone back on the receiver, taking two steps before the phone rings again. she walks back over, picking the phone up once again and placing it to her ear. "hello?"

"i'm sorry, i guess i dialed the wrong number." the same voice from the previous call says.

"so why'd you dial it again?" the girl asks with a smile.

"to apologize."

"you're forgiven. bye now." the phone almost hits the receiver when the voice comes back over.

"wait, wait! don't hang up."

"what."

"i wanna talk to you for a second."

"they've got 900 numbers for that. see ya." after setting the phone once again on the receiver, she made her way toward the kitchen.

once she got the jiffy pop container onto the stove, the phone began to ring again. she walked back over and grabbed the wireless phone.

"hello?" casey groans into the phone.

"why don't you want to talk to me?"

"who is this?" she makes her way back to the stove to mess with the popcorn.

"you tell me your name, i'll tell you mine."

"i dont think so." she picks up the jiffy pop and gives it a shake before the man comes back over the phone.

"whats that noise?"

"popcorn!"

"you're making popcorn?" he asks.

she mumbles an mhm into the phone, hoping the man would leave her alone.

"i only eat popcorn at the movies."

"well, i'm getting ready to watch a video with my friend."

"really, what? and what's your friends name?"

"well, if i'm not telling you my name, i'm not telling hers. it's just some scary movie."

"do you like scary movies?"

she lets out another uh-huh while playing with a butchers knife from the block.

"what's your favorite scary movie?"

"uh, i don't know."

"you have to have a favorite, what comes to mind?"

"um, halloween. you know, the one with the guy in the white mask that walks around and stalks babysitters?"

"yeah."

"what's yours?"

"guess."

"um.. nightmare on elm street."

"is that the one where the guy had knives for fingers?" the man asks.

"yeah! freddy kruger!"

"freddy, that's right. i like that movie, it was scary."

"yeah, the first one was, but the rest sucked."

"so, you got a boyfriend?"

"why, you wanna ask me out on a date?" she teases, walking around between the kitchen and living room.

"maybe. do you have a boyfriend?"

"no."

"you never told me your name."

"why do you wanna know my name?" she asks, setting vcrs onto the top of the tv.

"because i wanna know who i'm looking at."

"what did you say?" the girls eyes frantically searched the house before looking out the patio door.

"i wanna know who i'm talking to."

"that's not what you said." she walks over to the door and locks it quickly.

"what do you think i said?" casey was terrified at this point. she looked out the window with the light on. "what? hello?"

"look, i gotta go."

"wait, i thought we were gonna go out?"

"uh, nah, i don't think so." she clicked off the light and walked deeper into the house.

"don't hang up on me." the voice became darker and more stern. she hung up anyway.

once again, the phone rang, making her flinch. "shit." she picked it up and placed it to her ear. "yes?"

"i told you not to hang up on me."

"what do you want with me you psycho?" she says loudly. at this point, she was wondering where maddie was, but she ignored it.

"to talk." the voice had become less dark.

"well dial someone else, ok?" once again, she hung up.

and like a broken record, the phone rang again.

"listen, asshole!"

"no, you listen, you little bitch! you hang up on me again, i'll gut you like a fish, understand?" the man chuckles at her silence. "yeah."

"is this some kind of joke?" the girl asks, tears forming in her eyes.

"more of a game, really. can you handle that-" he pauses for a moment before beginning again. "blondie?"

casey ran all throughout the house, locking every door she could.

"maddie, hide!" the girl screamed at the top of her lungs.

"can you see me?"

"listen, i am two seconds away from calling the police."

"they'd never make it in time. we're out in the middle of nowhere."

"what do you want?" a tear slid down the girls cheek.

"to see what your insides look like."

casey let out a wail, walking toward the living room before the doorbell rings, making her scream.

"who's there? who's there! i'm calling the police!" the girl cries. she picks the phone up before it begins to ring.

"you should never say, 'whos there.' don't you watch scary movies it's a death wish! you might as well come out here to investigate a strange noise or somethin'."

"look, you've had your fun so you should just leave, or else."

"or else what?"

"or else my boyfriend'll be here any second, and he'll be pissed when he finds out." she whimpers.

"i thought you said you didn't have a boyfriend."

"i lied! i do have a boyfriend and he'll be here any second, so your ass better be gone."

"sure."

"i swear! he's big and he plays football and he'll kick the shit outta you!" the girl screams into the line.

"i'm scared, shaking in my boots." the man's voice taunts.

"so you better just leave." she cries.

"his name wouldn't be.. steve, would it?" his intimidating voice came back through the phone.

"how do you know his name?"

"turn on the patio lights sweet cheeks." casey could hear the smirk in his voice.

she slowly turns around and turns the lights on while wailing. she looks out the window and screams when she sees her boyfriend tied up, covered in blood.

"oh god!" she goes to open the door.

"i wouldnt do that it if i were you." the menacing male voice says. after locking the door again.

"where are you?" she looks through the window, trying to find the people taunting her.

"guess."

"please don't hurt him!" she asks through her sobs.

"that all depends on you honey."

"why are you doing this?"

"i wanna play a game."

"no."

"then he dies right now!"

"no, no!"

"which is it-" there's a long pause before the man finishes. "casey."

"well.. what kind of game?" her quiet whimpers fill the line.

"turn off the light, you'll see what kind of game."

she clicks off the patio light, her boyfriend screaming at her to not do it.

"here's how we play: i ask a question, if you get it right, steve lives."

"please don't do this."

"come on, it'll be fun."

"please."

"it's an easy category. movie trivia. i'll even give you a warmup question."

"don't do this, i can't."

"name the killer in halloween."

"no."

"come on! it's you favorite scary movie, remember? he had a white mask and stalked the babysitters" the soft voice of the man calms casey down a little.

"i don't know."

"come on, yes you do."

"no, please."

"what's his name?"

"i can't think!"

"steve's counting on you."

she took a deep breath, swallowing back the sniffles to answer the question.

"michael. michael myers."

"yes! very good. now for the real question."

"no!" she screamed.

"why, your doing so well, we can't stop now."

"please stop! just leave us alone!"

"then answer the question, same category. name the killer in friday the 13th."

the answer came to her minds within two seconds making her scream into the phone.

"jason! jason! jason!"

"i'm sorry, that's the wrong answer." his voice became more stern again.

"no, no it's not! it's jason!"

"afraid not. no way."

"listen, it was jason! i saw that movie twenty goddamn times!" she screamed again.

"then you should know jason's mother, mrs. voorhees, was the original killer. jason didn't come in until the sequel. i'm afraid that's the wrong answer." the voice came back, dark and mysterious.

"you tricked me." she whined.

"lucky for you, there's a bonus round. but poor steve, im afraid he's out!"

steve began to scream from the patio. the sound of a blade continuously hitting his body was apparent. by the time casey had tired the light back on, steve's insides were on the outside. the menacing laughter of the male came through the line.

"hey, we're not finished yet. final question, are you ready?"

the girl let out a string of sobs. "please, please, leave me alone."

"answer the question and i will." there was a short pause before a the voice came over.

"what door am i at?"

"what?"

"there are two main doors to your house. the front door and the patio doors. if you answer correctly, you live. it's very simple."

"don't do this, i can't, i won't."

"your call."

a chair slings into the patio door, breaking the glass. casey ran into the smoke-filled kitchen. after grabbing the knife she was playing with earlier, she walked out of the doors connecting to the kitchen. when the door closed louder than she expected, she hid by the doorframe, crawling under the window to avoid the gaze of the white masked killer.

she stood up, attempting to see the car coming down the dirt road until she was met face to face with the killer. she ran until the black cloaked person jumped on her, knocking her down. she got up and ran, the killer right on her heels. next this she knew, there was a hand on her mouth and a knife in her chest. she dropped to the ground, blood spilling from the wound. she kicked the killer off her and ran to the porch where her parents were walking into the house.

she got pushed against the wood of the porch. her hand reached up and grabbed the mask.

"finally time you got what you deserved bitch." the killer says before stabbing her multiple times.

the killer grabbed the girls legs and drug her to the willow tree in the front yard. by the time her parents ran to the porch, the teenage girl was strung up in the willow tree by her neck, her insides spilling out of her.

[sachiko6243]

The good old Doc - Part 13

Missed the start? No problem, here is the first part, the following ones are always linked at the end, so you dont have to search endlessly. 😉

Summary: Lieutenant Lilith Adams enlisted back in the military, only to be met with a certain cocky pilot. Overcoming certain past traumas, she tries to fit in with the team of pilots as their personal medic. Soon finding her stuck between a certain good looking aviator and her work morals.

This is a series which is currently in the making, so I don’t exactly know how long it is going to be. 😊

Word count: 2567

Warnings: generally none (maybe some for the girls talk)

I was struggling to get out of my wet dress, fighting the wet fabric sticking to my body. When I was finally able to get it over my head I wrung out as much water as I could, throwing it over the sunshade. Whistling behind me had me turn around. Rooster was eying me up and down, but the whistling stopped as soon as he saw my upper body being littered with hickeys. “Holy…” I wasn’t really sure what to say, so I stayed silent, looking down on the ground. Luckily Phoenix had my back: “Stop it Bradshaw. That’s none of your business.”

Bradley raised his hands slowly stepping back. “Didn’t mean to pry. But I am in for some details.” He grinned wiggling his eyebrows. Nat just shook her head. “Nah uh. That’s for girls talk only. And as far as I am aware you’re not a girl.” Her comment made me smile and I settled down on my towel between her and Bob. We watched in silence how Rooster backed off, towards the makeshift volleyball field. Him and Jake teamed up against Payback and Coyote.

“Soooo…” Phoenix turned towards me, smiling a knowing grin. “Is there something you wanna tell me?” Before I could even speak, Bob leaned in from the side: “You know I can just go and leave you to your girls talk.”

“Stay, Bobby. You are literally married and therefore an approved ally of the girls club.” Nat said, pulling him down on his towel. I laid back, staring up at the parasol. “It was good.” Was all I muttered, and from the huff coming from Phoenix I could hear she was not pleased with my answer. “Good. That’s as detailed as one can be. I wanna know everything. Like start to finish.”

I groaned at her words. “I really don’t know if that’s a good idea. I mean you guys work together and I don’t wanna spike any rumors or teasing or whatever.”

“Honey, that train is long gone with you showing up like that.” Phoenix intervened. “And don’t fear Bob. He is our team’s secret keeper and trust me, when I say he isn’t as innocent as he looks.”

“Tasha!” Bob let out a high pitched yelp, pushing up his glasses. She just shrugged. “What? I aint lying.” “Yeah, but there is no reason to be that blunt.” Bob argued. I let out a silent laugh. “Well, I can imagine, what our good boy is into.”

“You know?” Phoenix sat up eyeing me curiously. I shook my head. “Not much. Just the first night in the hard deck, I was kinda pretending to flirt with Bob to see how Jake would react and I got him all flustered, when I called him a good boy.”

That statement hat Phoenix cackling uncontrollably. “What I would have paid to see that happen… Little Bobby boy being all red and flustered.” She laid down next to me propping herself up on her elbows watching me intently. “Anyway. Back to you. You guys got home and then?”

“You know what happened next.” I sidestepped her question, pretending to focus on the ongoing volleyball game in front of me.

“No shit sherlock. But how was it? More important how was HE?” Phoenix inquired, clearly not letting me off the hook that easily. “I bet that man knows what he is doing, but still. Did he pull a scripted one or did he really engage with your needs and all?”

“I wont get rid off you until you are satisfied right?” I sighted, closing my eyes. This time it was Bob who chuckled at my embarrassment. “Nope. She will question and torture you until she gets what she wants.”

I took a deep breath. Internally contemplating my life choices that got me into this situation. “Fine. I will talk, but I swear to god, if only one bit of information leaves this private conversation, I will have both of your asses shot down from the sky.” I threatened.

“Yeah, yeah. We will not tell a soul.” Phoenix pressured, jittery from the anticipation of news.

“Jake was really nice. He didn’t pressure me or made me feel anxious. Rather the opposite. I had a stress melt down and he immediately backed off, trying to help me and not push me any further.”

“You had another panic attack?” Bob asked, now sitting up as well. I shook my head. “No… Not a real panic attack. I was reminded of something that happened to me in Afghanistan. Jake didn’t do anything. It just happened and I freaked, thinking he would push me away.” I answered, looking away. “You have to know that I was badly injured when I was rescued. The day the seals freed us, was a very bad day for me. Kardaar, that was the man that mostly tortured me, had planned out a very destructive torture plan for me that day. He was always very… I like to say turned on by it. So, this day he nearly beat me to death and whenever I was slipping out of consciousness, he would electrocute me. The alternation between getting the shit beaten out off you and your intestines nearly being fried, my body broke down. I had such bad internal bleeding, that I passed out halfway out of the cave system where we were being held. In camp, the doctors had to do an emergency hysterectomy, therefore leaving me infertile…” I stopped my story, swallowing down the lump that build up in the back of my throat.

“Oh my god…” Phoenix slapped her hand over her mouth and Bob looked like he was torn between throwing up and punching something.

“Yeah… So, when Jake asked what kind of protection I wanted to use, I kinda freaked out…” A thin smile plastered itself over my lips, remembering how supportive and caring he got in that moment. Phoenix was the first to speak again: “And how did he react?” “He got all caring and kind, comforting me and telling me that he doesn’t care about it. I swear, that man had me crying like I haven’t cried in a very long time with how sweet he was.” I answered.

Phoenix turned her gaze towards the rest of the team, watching Jake intently. “Hangman being sweet. Something I never thought I would hear someone say.” She mumbled. I laughed, poking her in the side. “You should change your way of looking at him. I mean yes, he has this hard, cocky, arrogant shell structured around him, but underneath he is as sweet as one can be. I feel safe and seen with him. Something I haven’t had at that depth with any man I have ever been with.”

“I am happy for you.” Was all that Bob said in that moment, but I could see and hear, how much he was telling me with that simple sentence. Then he tilted his head, wearing a rarely seen crocked smile on his face. “But back to the initial topic. Is this man the sex god he makes everyone think he is?” The fact that this innocent looking man, could say such lewd things caught me by surprise. I started laughing to the point I had tears springing from my eyes. And when I looked back at Bob, who seemed to have a rather hopeful expression, that I would deny it, gave me the last push to lose it. “I am sorry to disappoint you…” I pressed out between gasping for air and laughing so hard my stomach hurt. “But this man, does know his way around a woman’s body.”

“We are finally getting to the interesting part.” Phoenix stepped in, wiggling her eyebrows. “Is he as commanding and cocky in the bedroom as he is out here?” I just nodded, looking down, hoping the blush creeping up my cheeks would go unnoticed. To my big embarrassment, Phoenix caught it rather quickly. “Oh my god… You whore!” Bob looked at us a little bit confused. “I don’t quite understand…”

“Wifey over here, is a sucker for a dominant and experienced older man.” Phoenix filled him in, a wicked smile spreading across her face. “Tell me, did you guys do something spicy?” I quickly shook my head. “No. I mean he choked me but nothing to far of the grid. I am not as deep into the whole thing as he is, so we are taking it slow.”

“Not as deep?” Bob asked, scrunching his eyebrows. “Wait a minute. Hangman is into this whole kinky, BDSM, fifty shades of grey stuff?” Again, I was turning bright red, desperately searching for a way to get out this conversation. “Yeah, kind off. I am still figuring out how far I want to take it, so I don’t know yet how much he is into it.” I whispered, not daring to look them into the eyes.

“But you wanna try it?” Phoenix asked curiously. I shrugged. “I mean yes. Its intriguing.”

“You have to tell me everything, when you try something new. I am now considering this threeway an exclusive sextalk group and I swear, I will get offended, if I am not filled with any news.” Phoenix determent, looking at Bob and me. “And that also means you, Bobby. You are now a part of our womans circle, and for you to stay you have to pay your tribute to the group.”

“But…” Bob tried to reason with Phoenix, but she didn’t have any of his arguments. “No buts. You are caught in the web with us, so you will go down the way we do.” She seemed to be very proud of her newly founded secrecy. I just chuckled at her happiness. “Trust me, Bob. Being part of a girl group isn’t as bad as it may sound now. Once you get over the point of embarrassment you will get plenty of advise and new ideas to try out. Regarding almost every topic you can think off.” “Says the woman, who was about to flee the scene only minutes ago.” He groaned, hiding his face in his hands. I shrugged at his comment. “Yeah and I still am thinking about an escape plan for really close calls, but how about we do this together? You learn how to open up, and I try to learn my way into the kinky world of sex.”

“Deal.”

The day went on and soon the sun was shining at a lower angel in the afternoon. Once again painting Jakes blond hair golden. Penny was in a very good mood, as soon as Maverick showed up to the beach and now, she was walking towards the group with a stack of pizza cartons in her arms. Payback was the first to spot and walk over to her. Taking the food out of her hand. “Penny my dear, you are an angel send from god.” She just laughed at his flirtatious comment, patting him on the shoulder. “If I have learned anything in my years of being around military men, and women…” She gave us an apologetic look. “Is the fact, that they get very hungry, very easily. And I have another hour before I open up the bar, so I might as well join you for dinner.”

And now we were sitting around in a circle, on the patchwork blanket of several towels eating the pizza, Penny brought. I was sitting between Jakes legs, leaning my back against his chest, letting his warmth engulf me in the cooling afternoon wind. I could feel Mavericks eyes wandering over my body several times, giving me a stern look, once I caught him looking. I shrugged and smiled at him. That only made his gaze grow harder. I tilted my head, raising an eyebrow, silently asking him what his attitude was all about. He waved his hand in front of him, shaking his head and then spinning his hand in the air. I sighted: “Cyclone does know about me and Jake. He was the one pushing me to go for it. So, he wont worry. Or at least I will tell him to keep his nose out of my private life, when he does.”

Everyone looked at me a little confused, clearly nobody had noticed the silent talk between me and Maverick. Like me he ignored the stares, simply asking: “And you think it’s a good idea?” I squinted my eyes, sitting up straight. “We are not breaking any rules, Captain.” My tone was sharp while I didn’t let him out of my eyes. He folded his hands in his lap, also straightening his back. “I am aware of that. I am just considering the possibility, that your relationship might affect the work of this team.”

I took a deep breath, collecting my thoughts, so I wouldn’t lash out at him. “As far as I am aware, I am not flying with them, therefore I am not directly engaged in combat at the same time. And if you are implying, that I wont be able to do my work professionally, I have to disappoint you, since I am quite capable of differentiating between work and private life.” I didn’t hide the underlying threat in my words, and when he squinted his eyes starting to comment on what I just said, I interrupted him: “And as far as I am aware, you are not the one to make moral calls regarding navy rules.”

As soon as I said, what I said, there was a dreadful silence covering the group. Maverick clearly shocked by my boldness, took a deep breath. “Lieutenant, this is not the way to speak to a superior officer.”

“Don’t make this about ranks, now Pete! We are not breaking any rules, it is not interfering with the safety of your pilots, since my work ends before a mission and starts afterwards. I simply will not let a third party trying to intervene at something they should keep their nose out. If you ever feel, like this is high jacking anything work related, I ask of you to have a professional conversation with the Admiral being present. Otherwise, I request you separate work and your opinion on us.” I said with the coldest voice I could muster, staring Maverick down. After a while he sighted, raising his hands. “I am sorry Lilith. I am just worried, that’s all. Please don’t take it as a personal attack on you two. Because honestly? Hangman could use a reason to not be as reckless as he is now. I just hope that when it comes down, you guys will be able to stay professional.”

As soon as I saw, that he gave up the fight, I relaxed as well. “I know and I understand. Its just… Sorry for reacting the way I did, but I might have taken your concern as an attack on my ability to do my job. It wouldn’t be the first time for some navy bloke to question me and my professionality.”

Maverick gave me a smile. “Yeah… I can only imagine what it must be like for a young woman, trying to gain respect in this testosterone filled environment… Friends again?” I chuckled at his sweet face he made to convince me to let it slide. “We never stopped.” “Good to hear.” He seemed relieved, pulling Penny into his arms.

[finchfvkingcortes]

THE SAD THOUGHTS

Race takes Finch to brooklyn after the strike to try and show him that he don't need to be scared.

Finch is wary but slowly relaxes watching them play cards.

Eventually it gets late and he falls asleep. And slowly the others do too.

Finch starts having a night terror after everything that had happened. His screams fill the brooklyn lodging pure panic in them, waking some of the brooklyners. Mack tried to shake him only to be met with a whimpers and pleading. "I'll be good please no more." Her blood freezes. She looks for Racetack who had blearily opened his eyes. The boy listens looking sad...this this had happened before then.

Stray was rubbing her eyes, frowning and her voice gentle. "Hey you're okay ain't no one hurting you here."

Finch twisted, trying to escape a phantom demon, trembling hard.

Spot looked at Race they seemed to share a silent conversation and spot moved forward.

"Finch Finch open your eyes for me," Spot said.

Finch tensed doing so only to come face to face with Spot. Of all the nights... He tried to make himself smaller.

"Sorry."

"Nah....yous need milk or something to get back to sleep?"

"No ill be fine. "

"Hey uh...Wes all got things we'd rather forget." Mack fumbled to say something that would help the boy. Clearly he had issues to work out with Spot though she dudnt think they'd met before? She'd have to get the deets later from Race.

Finch let out this sad half laugh half sob.

"I'll-"

"Yous ain't fine quit trying to paint some sunny picture. That Jackie boys job. " Stray cut him off. The boy looked gutted, and Racetrack didn't look much better.

So they were caught off guard too. Nice to know they weren't the only ones having a hard time forgetting.

"Sorry look uh this this about the other day or..."

"Nah," Race answered.

Stray shared a look with Mack and Lucky.

"Yeah...yous looked rough."

"Well they beat us into the ground," Races voice was colder.

"I couldnt just-" Spot started.

"I know! It's why I let Jackie volunteer himsself. "

"Race..."

"They hit Romeo and Splasher in them heads. I get why you didn't wanna run headfirst into nothing. But no one else would say yes either until yous gave the okay."

Splint softened. "How bad was it?"

"...bad. they brought the bulls and thugs."

"You didn't tell me that," Spot accused.

"Ain't our faces proof enough?" Race said sarcastically.

"Thugs like the ones for them trolley workers?"

"I told Jack they'd bust up our bones," finch said quietly.

Spot sighed.

"And jack thought he knew what was right?"

"How bout always."

Spot rolled their eyes. "Yeah sounds like cowboy....if your nightmare wasn't bout the clusterfuck of a fight what it be about?"

"... snyder. It's stupid he locked up now."

"But he wasn't."

"Crutchie called for me. I I wanted to go back but they wouldn't let me."

"Yous woulda never got him Finch. We'd just have had two a you in there.it it good you didn't I knows you wanted to help.."

"Did ya see him before they took snyder away? They hurt him. He like me now."

Race sighed. "First off, there only one you. I know they hurt him I ain't stupid...I saw. I think it helped having snyder arrested."

"..yeah. but it...he.. it don't solve it.i want it to but he still there in my fucking head"

"I know. I...how can I help?"

"I dont want no one looking at me as broken."

"Yous jokin? you're a goshdamn survivor. Everyone in Brooklyn know he bad news... we had a few newsies come back changed after stints there." Spot told him.

"I um can't do small spaces no more."

Scope connected the dots. "He a bastard snd I hope he rot."

She held her hand out and finch spat in his own shaking hers.

"Yous one of us."

"I ain't tough enough to be brooklyn." finch brushed off.

"I says you is. Yous ours now."

Race looked amused. Finch wad confused but not entirely against the turn if events.

oh my darling

finch being plagued by guilt about not going back for crutchie and hearing his voice yelling for his help on repeat is so :( him blaming himself even though he knows logically that romeo was right and there was nothing he could have done

[vvh0adie]

highkey if this was real, they honestly wouldn't have to do this cuz our current one is apparently satisfactory enough

remember that army bomb vid situation that happened on twt ‘for yoongi’ a couple years back?

~~~~~~~

welp… we can only get more deranged from here

may i suggest a lingerie set next?

some cutesy chastity contraptions?

day of the week panties with a bow?

nipple and clit/tip piercings?

~~~~~~~

ngl these butt plugs lighsticks have their own mood indicators so thats nice

koya: 😌 (i believe god is a woman. i have been enlightened. pussy is love. pussy is life. this is definitely a portal to eternity? oh it feels like eternity and its love wont ever let me go? sign me up. im fine with not being forgiven because what im about to do to YOU?... uh yeah)

rj: 🙂 (sorry what did you say? i dissociated for a bit. im just gonna look at your face now. is that okay? actually excuse me im just finna turn away and scream internally now.)

shooky: 😜 (you already knew what was finna happen tonight babygurl. finna rearrange them guts. hollon i got a playlist for this. )

mang: 😳 (yooooo…where yo clothes at? huh? get naked? nah im good. mmh no, i dont think i wanna look below your face. aineen gon front, but i cant move. if this is a joke, its really something. like eh~ you got me. my nose bleedin'? its polly the altitude. heh heh... ca- can you call 911? i feel dizzy.)

chimmy: 🫤 (ooh baby nooooo. you should cover back up. yeah when i said lets go back to my place for ramen, i meant that literally)

tata: 😐 (bruh... Bruh... BRUH! i know you fuckin’ lyin’. mane grab yo shit and get out… actually you aight cuz imma head out instead. nah stay… just stay put. nah fam i dont need you to walk me out)

kookie: 😛 (aht- we getting naked? ngl i havent gotten laid in 7 years. i will literally fuck anything with a hole atp. just say the words. excuse me if i drool or cum too fast. please say yes. 🎶OPEN THE FLOODGATES OF HEAVEN!!!🎶)

[slashingdisneypasta]

For the ask game- 💔💘🏠🎤⚔️? Hope its not too much?? 🦊

Ahhh, thank you!! That's not too much at all ^^

💔 The slasher you’d LEAST like to meet IRL.

Remake!Freddy Krueger without a bloody doubt. Absolutely no thank you. Though I certainly wouldn't wanna meet OG Freddy, either. I've talked about this before- this is just not the Slasher for me 😅 I'm better suited to surviving, like... Childs Play. I'm very neurotic and very thorough XD

💘 The slasher you’d MOST like to meet IRL.

Oooh, probably Jennifer! (At least today- I definitely fluctuate! Haha) If I can befriend her I WILL XD I can put up with a lotta shit, so as long as she doesn't tryta kill me, which I suppose she wouldn't considering I'm not a boy, we can work this out XD 😅 I wanna have sleepovers and watch true crime with her!!

🏠 If you could live with only one slasher who would it be? How’s the experience?

LIVE? So you're promising that they wont kill me?? 😅😅😅 Hmm... I'm thinkin Foxy Coltrane XD Not Otis, Not Baby, none of the rest of the family (Though Rufus and Tiny do seem to be little more chill 😅 XD )- Just Foxy. I like him ^^ He's kinda chill but also kinda wild??

The experience! Well... he makes me watch his black and white movies, which is stressful because he's so passionate about them, but then he lets me force bad Slasher movies upon him- so, there's give and take XD You'd end up being the only two people who fully get each and every one of eachothers movie references! Which i think is a very underrated form of affection.

Other then that he disappears for weeks on end, which gives me a lotta blessed alone time to myself (Perfect). And he brings back weird shit to show off.

🎤 Which slasher has the nicest voice?

Uh

*shifty eyes towards This post I just reblogged.

XD Nah, really though I have a real soft spot for Chucky's voice. He can do no wrong, not with a voice like that!! Everything he says is just perfect. Iconic. And Brad Dourif's execution of each line is just- ahhh! I'm obsessed. I would watch Antique Road Show, I swear, if only Brad Dourif narrated it XD

"Its not an addiction, it is a choice. And it is NOT SOMETHING- THAT YOU SHOULD HAVE TO HIDE- IN THE CLOSET!" (That is one of my favourites XD )

⚔️ What slasher do you think you could beat in a fight?

Oh... boy... Well, I'll try and fight almost everyone as long as its not Baby Firefly honestly (That scene in 3 From Hell when the horrible guard leaves her alone, in cuffs, in a room with two mean lookin uncuffed prisoners to try and get her killed or hurt and Baby somehow fucking RIPS THEIR INNARDS OUT?? haunts me).

But um, I guess I'll go with Billy Loomis?... I will kick him so hard in a certain place that he will not be able to speak for several days. Honour code? Not me thanks, if someone's coming at me I will go for the balls, the face, the throat, the nipples, the hair- whatever I can get at.

I was gonna pick Drayton but I just dont want to... I love him!!...

Please 🦊! - if you want to- tell me your answers to these questions!! ^^

[touyamun]

First thing that comes to mind is how genshin saw the success that came from letting your fans speculate in things you dont elaborate on which has been made more common over the years and then decides to absolutely never commit to anything and let the fans do all the heavy work.

Oh look this is art of kunikuzushi, so where can i see the scene where he's shown in the past? Uh. Hes never shown. People just used this one representation that can only be seen if you get and make a very specific decoration for your furniture and then use elements on it? And it shows who looks to be scaramouche with a different appearance and because it has the old japan vibes people ran with it.

Oh diluc almost killed kaeya and they used to be brothers and thats how kaeya got his vision so we got that scene right? Nah. Oh and that information was event specific that will never be rerun so you literally have to get this info spoilered to you if you wanna find out at all.

Oh we have the story of how chongyun is an exorcist and how his condition gives him a lot of issues cool! Do we have an example of that? Oh.... Another timed event? And... Nothing really happens? I see....

And you will notice, all of these are things the fans build on again and again and again to the ppint where they have better built character than the game and this is cause the devs get urged into making new shit to keep the players engaged so like. Character development? Wtf is that lmao. They will do it to a point and then. Never again. Sure the game isnt over but how many characters havent been seen since they were introduced? CoffcoffShenhecoffcoff. And main story characters arent safe either. Remember scaramouche? The guy literally made a suicide attempt and afterwards hes??? Fine??????? Oh yeah erasing myself from the world fixed me. Yay💖 what do you mesn what do you MEAN

And this has made me like, not engage with the story 95% of the time. I skip dialogue like a madman just give me the funny games and shut up.

[tony-gunks-italian-pizzeria]

Chapter Eight: New Employees.

The big, metal walk-in freezer door opens, Tony and Todd step in. “So this is the new guy?” Todd asks. “Yup, whatd you say your name was?” Tony asks the man sitting, bound on the cold floor with his back on the wall. “Ricky- do you have any water?” Ricky asks. “What happened to his arms, Tony?” Todd asked. Tony begins gagging, he heaves and retched, “Woah man- you good?” Todd questions worried. Tony reaches into his mouth and pulls, he takes something out, something long. He turns around to meet Todd and drops it to the ground. Todd asks quickly, “Is that a bone!?” “Nah, I dunno. Hey Ricky! Yknow what you need more than water? Pizza! Let me go getcha some.” Tony dances out of the room and Todd turns to Ricky. “Are you cold?” Todd asks. Ricky looks puzzled and answers, “No? Wait shouldnt i be?” Todd rubs his eyes and sighs under his breath, “Oh man, Tony turned someone else.” 

Tony shows back up and hands Todd a plate with two slices of pizza, “Hey sport, couldja feed the amputee for me? He'll start healin once he's got fuel.” Tony asks. Todd pauses for a moment, “Shouldnt you be the one doing that?” Tony pats him on the shoulder and says, “You're on the clock, champ! Im the boss, plus! I wanna teach him how to drain the red sauce once he's healed up!” Todd rolls his eyes and walks towards Ricky. Tony heads out the door with a, “Im goin to the front! We had a little more of that dog left so i made a limited menu item, heha. We're gonna be busy later!” Tony giggled and shut the door behind him.

Todd sits down next to Ricky, “What'd he do to you?” Todd asks. Ricky looks up, tired eyes staring back into Todd's. Ricky takes a deep breath, holding back emotions that are ready to burst and speaks, “I worked at the dollar store a little ways from here. And um, i was working last night, when he came into the store.” Todd interrupts, “If you don't feel like talking about it right now, you don't have to.” “I think I need to.” Rick says. “Okay then.” Todd replies. “I was checking the cameras, when people started disappearing, first there was a man, then a woman. But i never saw Tony. He-” Rick whimpers, “He just left their feet where they stood. I- I dont know how they got like that.. Did he eat them? Does he do that?” Todd stares amazed, “I uh- I don't think so?” Rick collects himself and asks, “How long do I have to be here?” Todd breaks their eye contact and says sadly, “I dont know, man. I've been asking myself that too, but he's the only teacher we have now. He turned us, Rick, into whatever he is.” Rick's eyes begin to water. “Eat up, bro, you'll heal quick. Then we can figure out your next move.” Todd lifts a piece of pizza to Ricky's mouth, Ricky takes a bite as tears run down his face.

“Tony.” Todd marches behind the counter from the hallway and up to Tony who's taking orders at the register. “Yea?” Tony cracks. “You and me, kitchen.” Todd says before storming into the back, leaving no time for Tony to respond. Tony groans and follows. When he gets the kitchen Todd immediately starts questioning, “The convenience store, Tony. What happened?” “Oh he toldja? Well-” Todd interrupts him, “I thought we only drank their blood?? You ate like two and a quarter people! How did you even-” Tony interjects, “Listen kid, I really dunno- I went in for a snack, then this horrible feeling twisted in my stomach. Next thing I know, I came out with a three course meal and a new employee. I couldn't resist it if I tried, kid.” Todd stares with anger written on his face, “But you didn't try, did you?” “Well no, stop houndin me, wouldja? I'll try a little harder next time.” Todd leans in, “Tony, will blood not be enough for me some day?” Tony replies calmly, “I dunno, son. Maybe. Most likely. But ya might be able to push it off for a while.” “Dammit Tony! I never asked for this, man! I-” Todd's cut off, Tony stands closer suddenly, his visage seemingly devoid of the light provided by the overhead bulbs and his eyes projecting a deep red glow. He speaks, “Todd, get to the register. We've got a bunch of customers.” Todd calms down, “You got it, boss.” He turns around and walks through the door to the hallway, towards the front. Tony watches him walk away, once he's out of sight for the moment Tony sighs, “It's a dirty trick, I hate to use it on the kid.” He thinks, “But he was about to explode, I had to think fast. I cannot handle this right now. Not when I'm so close.”

That night, Ron Broccoli lay in his cell bed. Staring up, looking at the moonlight illuminating the ceiling. The light giving an outline of the bars. He thinks to himself, “I had em. Those damn vampires, but that Tony guy. He's the most vile one I've fought. And I almost fucking had him. How did the police even find us in that dinghy place? How did they not find anything at his restaurant? He killed my precious girl, he's killed who knows how many people and will continue to. I need to get rid of him.” Ron's mind swims with ideas. He thinks of possibly escaping. He thinks of how to track Tony once he's out. He thinks and thinks but none of it matters. “As long as I'm in this damn place I can't do nothin!” Ron says angrily. A figure rises in the bars shadow cast on the ceiling. Ron, surprised, shoots up in his bed and turns to see what is making the silhouette. There in the air, standing on nothing visible to Ron, floats Tony. Tony asks with a smile, “May I come in?”

“You can't.” Ron says, “That's a barred window, not a door.” Tony chuckles, “Ha, I know. And I know ya probably aren't too pleased to see me, heh.” “I'd be more pleased if we weren't separated by a wall.” Ron says flatly. “I'm sure, Ron. Well I'll make it quick then.” Tony says, “Join us, eh? I'll getcha out of here and you'll join the team, we'll be unstoppable like we used to be.” “Used to be?” Ron questions. “Ehh not important, what's your answer?” Tony laughs. “No. Now leave.” Ron says annoyed. “Have it you're way, Brocc. But I'll be back tomorrow night, and the next. And the next.” Tony grins. In an instant, Ron is alone again.

[chokchokk]

so here's to me with my mind barely forming cohesive, independent thoughts and just already despising the idea that reader and san are going to have an argument...... nah......... can i do that at almost 4 am........ riri you are paying for emotional damage

"What the hell is wrong with you?"

HELLO?????? WHAT HAPPENED TO HELLO? GOD I'LL FIGHT HIM.

San rarely gets angry, but when he does he's like a ticking time bomb that you don't wanna set off.

w.well what do i say to that you know. like. imma. imma cry.

when a tight grip at your waist pulls you back nearly making you outbalance yourself.

PLEASE WWHAT DO YOU MEAN AT THE WAIST? AT THE WAISR????????? do you want me. be fr.

"For fuck's sake, take a look at me, San, my ankle is fucking useless, which makes me nothing. I'm nothing, San!"

d,,damn....feels.,., babygirl........,.,. you're not nothing,.,., you're everything............ (sobs)

San lets out a sarcastic laugh, voice dropping down in contrast to his usual honey-like ones, and then he looks at you, his eyes, the coldest you've ever seen.

FUCK AWF YOU CANT SAY THAT RIELLE (legal name) THAT IS NOT. NO? YOUR WORDS HAVE CONSEQUENCES. CONSEQUENCES ON MY HEART.

soon, both your tongues will taste only the bittersweetness of regret.

FUCK.

"Getting angry at us will not make you be able to dance on your feet again!"

OHHH SANDREAS DANIEL CHOI (full name) YOU ARE IN BIG TROUUBLE IM GONAN PUNCH THAT AUDACITY OUT OF YOUR GOODLOOKING FUCKING FACE

"Y/N, I'm sorry, I-I didn't mean it. I swear I-"

TOO LATE, BITCH.

you fail to notice his tears

t- too late t,.too late...itsnottoolate.....

Is there still any room left for hope?

there is still room for my fist at his cheek but UH sure hope fits i guess haha !!!!

Gone was the sunshine during rainy days. Gone was the song that served as your lullaby during sleepless nights.

sleepless nights indeed,

Gone was your best friend who you loved in so many ways that not even the universe was capable of explaining.

NO FUCK YOU NO NO NO NO NONONONO NO NO

NO.

"Shh, y'know how I hate it when you cry." He whispers by your ear, voice raspy due to him crying.

hwhwhwwwghwghwwghwwghwwgh GOSH okay i guess youre still kinda sweet fiekfuck you..................

You felt at peace, simply because San is your peace.

(sobs incontrollably)

"But San, I'm already home."

reader is so real............ she only needs luv... luv...

it got you thinking if Cupid shot you in that exact moment with one of his love arrows.

through the heart and soul fr.

"And you'll always have a home with me."

GOD WHAT A LINE.

It seems like Cupid shot two of his arrows after all.

WHAT AMAZING TWO LINES!!!!!!!!!

now i get the point of hurt/comfort cuz ..... yeah i dont want this shit to end with angry san.... yh.....hnmnhm. this was so good riri, i loved it with the itsy bitsy pieces of my mind that i have left!!!! so sad and sweet</33

Be With You | c.s

↬ pairing: choi san x gn!reader

↬ summary: 'twas those things said in the heat of the moment that can either wound you or open your eyes to the truth you so long dreaded.

↬ genre: angst, hurt/comfort

↬ warning/s: reader is a dancer and suffers from an injury, swearing

↬ wc: 1.7k

↬ a/n: this is requested by @hatsukeii <33 

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[bluehwale-main]

LIZ IM SICK ND TIRED OF PPL

i read ur other ask and i have a lot of some THOUGHTS

1) IM ALSO SO HAPPY THAT U DIDNT GIVE UP IN PREPARING FOR UR MOCK EXAM LIKE I AM SO PROUD OF U LET ME JUST KISS U ON THE FOREHEAD!! frr like trying not to give up is so hard to do so im rlly glad that u got thru that and that u did well on the exam :’-) I AM SO SO PROUD OF U I JUST KNOW THE RESULTS ARE GONNA BE GREAT I HAVE FAITH IN U <3

2) goodluck on ur final exams!!!!! i hope u had a good break on ur 15 days of study holiday + prepared well for ur exams!! sending u all my love and all the four leaf clovers i can find to manifest good luck on top of ur sexy brain 🍀🍀

3) INTROVERT SCORPIO????? are u hongjoong in disguise 🤨 but anyw LMAOO FR LIKE WHENEVER IM WITH MY FRIENDS I CURSE LIKE 14 YEAR OLD BOY TRYING TO ACT COOL (translation: i curse a lot) SO ABHSHSHSAHA U NEED TO TEACH ME UR WAYS!! but fr so happy for u that u get a break from exhausting toxic ppl during the holiday <3

4) WHAT IS THIS GUY DOING HE BETTER SQUARE UP BCS I CAN FIGHT POW POW 💥🥊 nah but fr one of my friends told me that guys won’t be friends with a girl unless they find her attractive and i was like LMAOO WHAT AHAHAHaha Haahaha.. aha… nthen i kinda realized that she’s 100% right :-/ men aint SHIT but anyw U CAN LITERALLY TREAT UR GUY FRIENDS SUPER PLATONICALLY LIKE STRICTLY PLATONIC FRIEND ZONE BEHAVIOR TYPE OF SHIT N THEY’D STILL BE LIKE oh so u’d wanna date me huh LIKE ??????????? get ur head out of ur ass

5) i hate false/misleading gossip w a passion bcs i’ve been a victim of it wayy too many times so hearing what u said makes me so MAD like ppl should mind their own business fr what. like i love silly little gossips i can giggle about but yeah it really sucks when u’re the one at the wrong edge of the sword i do not recommend nu uh mhm sucks big time

6) recommend me some kdramas pls

7) HES BLAMING U????? oh hell no HE HAS TO GO!!!! n btw u are not at fault at all for reaching out to him BCS U WOULDNT KNOW THAT HE’D START FLIRTING WITH U???? 💀 bro is kinda pathetic ngl. and yeah i do get that part abt wanting genuine male friends who only see u as a friend and like. i genuinely cant find any in my campus. i can only rely on my highschool guy friends to pull through but 95% of them study abroad so that sucks 😔

8) oooh yikes i dont like ppl who bash about their own friends :( that rlly sucks ugh ditch her!! and also hm i cant really tell who is it that snitched the gossip to the asshole BUT KEEP AN EYE ON BOTH OF THEM 😡 also its a good thing they unfollowed u bcs u R BETTER OFF WITHOUT THEM <3

9) again, PROUD OF U FOR UR MOCK EXAMS AND I WISH U THE BEST OF LUCK FOR UR FINALS <3 ILY i hope ur mental peace wont hv to be ruined for u to get a degree 😭

10) honestly i have like 4 insta accounts all for different reasons (i need help ik) and i used to be so active but it just gets so tiring tht im honestly never on insta anymore. like i just repost my friend’s stories whenever they tag me lmao 😭😭😭😭 but yeah it feels nice to not be all up on ppl’s business all the time i feel u

11) IM STILL HAPPY U DID UR MOCK EXAM SO WELL‼️ DONT LET THAT SENIOR GUY GET TO U!!! keep ur head up ren ily goodluck on ur final exam and keeping ur mental peace intact <3

[stomachimage4u]

So idk what in doing. Im gonna explain why i need to die. First of all nobody can convince me that i deserve to live because im a waste of space and oxygen. Everyday i wake up and play games or draw. I dont do anything productive such as studying or reading or exercising. Im too lazy to do stuff like that. Im too lazy to even write rn 😭 i wish my mind could write it for me and i wouldnt need my fingers to type. Im so lazy i dont clean my room, but its not like its too messy i just have to fold my clothes and vacuum and organise. Ok nvm my room is messy. I disappoint my mon. Sometimes i just cant bring myself to do the chores i do them from time to time but i sometimes scoff and throw myself in my bed. I dont see myself in the future. Yeah sure i have drawing skillz but can i really turn them into a job?? Nuh uh artists dont get paid a lot and its going to be even more horrible. Jobs for artist could be: commissions but you have to be very popular on social media, i mean its kinda optional but you need a lot of commissions to pay the bills. Another job as an artist could be clout but its almost same as the commissions. There are a lot of jobs, but its not like i can do any of them. They require skillz that i dont have. You could improve but it takes a lot of time. Art is just another hobby and i dont think i would take it to next level. Another reason that i should die?? For i should die?? Fuck english, is that im fucking ugly. I hate my hair because for at least 2 or 3 years i always kept it in a low ponytail because i look uglier with my hair down. I hate myself i wish I wasn’t so self conscious about my hair . I wish i could get a cool haircut without my mom saying something about it. I would still look cringe with a cool haircut cuz people dont really see me with my hair down not even my mom, and if i let my hair down they gonna b like :”omg she finnally let go of the ponytail” or sum like respectfully stfu, youre making me more insecure. I hate my face. I have a lot of pimples on my forehead. I mean its normal to have pimples but it isnt for me. Like what the fuck???? I havent eaten shit like chips and coke in since summer vacation started and my skin still looks horrible. Its true i sometimes forget to do the skin care routine because im lazy. I hate my eyebrowz. They are so fucking thick😭. I wish i should just give them a slimmer shape but my mom says that my eyebrowz are ok. Yeah, no. They arent. I hate my teeth. They are so yellowish because i sometimes forget to brush my teeth and even if i remember to brush them and actually do it, i give out no effort and i just move the brush in my mouth for 30 seconds and then leave. I dont have the BEST hygiene, i do shower two times a week but i dont really brush my hair or my teeth. I hate being a girl. I dont wanna shave but i still have to because i dont look “feminine” or some shit like stfu i dont wanna shave im lazy. In the end i still shave cuz my mom tells me its for the better. So i hate myself so much, i wanna rip my hair off my head and scream loud AAAAA. And if im so ugly, nobody would want me. I need to be pretty to feel loved. I crave some much attention and love nobody understands. I mean, my parents love me right?? Idk they both are at they jobs and come home late and idk if they forget about me or nah. So now, i have the MOST important reason why i should die. Im egoist and narcissist. I only care for myself, i do things for myself, not for others. I imagine or daydream how i would get a lot of attention and that narcissism because uhhhh i read on the internet and ur prolly gonna be like “dont believe whats on the internet” well fuck it i mean it makes sense to be narcissist and imagine getting a lot of attention. Im a bad person, i make people around me disappointed or sad. So yeah, these were all the reasons why i should die. There's one more reason. I'm stupid but I'm not gonna explain everything you get the point.

[justastraightupmess]

:’) i agreed to plans i rlly dont wanna do anymore so now its time to die

[f10werfae]

The Summer I Met You

pairing: Chris Evans x Shy!Reader

Summary:Chris meets Shy Reader. The reader is traveling with girlfriends and is mostly ignored and turned on. Such as eating less or talking more. Chris can't look at it more and goes there and says that the reader is beautiful (Req by Anon)

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It was the summer of 2018, a time where Y/n found herself on holiday with some of her friends from high school, granted they weren’t as close before but Y/n couldn’t find it in her heart to say no. Thing is though, a group of guys were coming with them. Stephanie's older brother and his friends, which only made Y/n's social battery already start to sputter.

Arriving at their beach resort on Hawaii, the group of girls and guys got all their luggage, hotel room keys and headed to get settled in. Y/n carried in her small suitcase for the 7 day vacation, the smell of the salt water nearby already heightening her sense in a good way, she always loved being close to nature.

“Ya need any help?” She heard a deep Bostonian accent ask, looking up to see one of the guys on the trip with them, Chris Evans.

Before Y/n could even reply Grace had already spoken for her, “Nah don’t bother with her Chris, she won’t speak to you, that girl’s basically mute”

‘Here it all starts’ Y/n thought to herself, deciding to ignore them all and head on up to her room, if we was going to be on holiday then she was going to enjoy herself.

Her room was beautifully decorated, flower petals all over the place, courtesy of the hotel staff. Y/n has begun unpacking her phone buzzed,

Vacray GC 2022!!

Stephanie: Ok yall meet at 7pm for the dinner downstairs? Until then do what your heart desires :)

Everyone had replied with ‘okays’ so throwing her phone, Y/n got out the tiny notebook she brought with her, there she had written down all the things she wanted to do in Hawaii. Things the others didn’t want to do.

1. Snorkelling

With her bathing suit already on under her tshirt and shorts, all she had to do was gather her valuables and off Y/n went.

(Y/n’s P.O.V)

Closing my hotel room behind me, I bumped into one solid mass, only to hear it grunt right back at me.

“Y/n right?” Rubbing my forehead I looked up to see Chris from earlier, a charming smile on his face, a backwards cap pulling his hair back.

“U-uh yeah, you’re Chris?” I said avoiding eye contact, seemingly finding the floor more interesting than his intimidating dark blue eyes.

“Are you joinin us with the spa massages Stephanie booked?” He asked crossing his arms over his chest, see somehow only us two were put onto this floor, making it that more awkward knowing no one could interrupt this.

“Spa massages?”

“Yeah the one she sent us? She sent the invites separately”

I knew this was going to happen. I was only brought along to be the butt of their jokes, something I expected but was used to. I was not going to waste this vacation

“Uh no. No i’m not. I have my own list” I smiled holding up the tiny blue notepad in my hand, letting him read it when he reached up for it, his eyes concentrating on every single word.

“So you’re going snorkelling then first yeah?”

“Mhm I wanna see turtles” I smiled remembering the documentary I watched a while back about how they are endangered and how amazing it is to see them out in the wild where they belong.

“Can I join?” Chris asked cocking his head to the side, his thumbs now tucked into the front pockets of his swim shorts, a small smile on his face.

“I-I mean yeah of course, don’t you wanna go to the spa though?”

“I mean sure but i’d rather see some adventure, plus I dont want ya to be alone” He explains starting to walk down the hallway, causing me to run up a little to catch up to his massive steps.

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(Chris’ P.O.V)

Y/n and I got into the boat we were using for the snorkelling trip we were doing, my phone was switched off because of all the spammed texts I was receiving from the others. Straight from the get go I could already see they were trying to alienate Y/n, for no other reason than them thinking she was too shy to actually be fun.

“Look Chris! It’s a baby turtle!” Y/n shouted once she got into the water, pointing towards a spot where a tiny guy was floating towards the boat, even deciding to boop Y/n's finger with its head before swimming away rapidly.

“Alright alright m'comin sugar” I laughed getting into the water beside her, both our hands interlocked as we floated over the water, both our heads submerged looking at the wildlife underneath. I had even decided to buy an underwater camera at the lobby of the place, Y/n and I deciding it’d be a good idea to have ways to remember it.

Looking over at her under the water, her face was lit up by her gorgeous smile, her hair flowing freely in the water almost as if she was some siren.

(Time Skip)

“Omg that was amazing! I’m so glad we got to do that” She squealed jumping up and down once we got changed back into our clothes and showered off, both of us choosing to have a sneak peek around the gift shop.

When something small and blue caught my eye, a turtle stuffie on a keyring, perfect for her.

So while she was busy looking at some other things, I bought ut and stuffed it into my back pocket, waiting on her by the front door. The taxi waiting to bring us back to the hotel for dinner, I could tell both of us were sleepy from the activities with the way our eye lids lidded.

Y/n's shoulder had landed onto my head,

“Hey Y/n? Thanks for today, I had a lot of fun” I whispered pushing back some of her wet hair away from her face

“No problem, I had a ton of fun too! Maybe you can join me for mountain tubing tomorrow? I understand if the others-“

“I’d love to go mountain tubing with you, and between you and me, the others’ plans seem boring. All just therapeutic bullshit, which don’t get me wrong I totally get, but for the whole week? Really?” I scoffed feeling her giggle onto my bicep, my chest feeling that bit tighter, and my cheeks feeling that bit more redder.

“Also I-uh got you this earlier, reminded me of ya” I said fishing for the turtle keychain in my pocket, her fingers immediately reaching for it and squishing it like crazy. Without seeing her face, I could already tell that her eyes were probably wide and doe.

“T-thank you so much Chris, it’s so cute. I may just name it after you” She smiled looking up at me, then putting it straight onto the bag she carried around with her

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(Y/n's P.O.V)

“Ah so there you guys are” I heard Chloe groan, the rest of the groups already sat down for dinner, stephanie at the head of the table looking grumpy.

“Didn’t we say 7 for dinner?” Grace grumbled throwing me a shady look, the other guys choosing to just remain silent and engage in their own conversations.

“Yeah sorry our boat took a bit to get back, there was just so much to see with the turtles-“ Chris explained before he was interrupted

“Y’all went snorkelling without us? Was it Y/n’s idea? God Y/n you’re so fucking rude, where was our invite?”

“W-well I thought you guys had massages, so I went to do my own thing and Chris wanted to come along” I explained, feeling my cheeks heat up at all of their glares, my fingers starting to fidget under the table when I felt Chris' hand grip onto mine under the table

“Uh she wasn’t rude, I know you guys purposefully didn’t send her an invite today. Frankly I’d prefer to spend my vacation with her than a bunch of assholes. Oh and Grace? She isn’t fucking mute, maybe if you took the time to talk to her like a person you’d understand that she does have a mind of her own and can speak for herself”

By the end I could see a vein throbbing at the base of Chris' neck, his face flushed because of his rant, the girls’ face red with embarrassment for being told off.

“Come on Y/n, I read up about a good restaurant a few minutes away”

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(Chris’ P.O.V)

“Thank you so much for treating me to dinner, standing up for me and just being there” Y/n said as we walked towards our respective hotel rooms, our pinkies linked, which somehow happened on our way home. I definitely wasn’t against it.

“It’s no problem, honestly. Thank you for making my first day here absolutely amazing, and I know I might sound stupid straight off the bat, but I think I like you? Of course I know you said during dinner you prefer to take things slow so-“

I could barely even finish my statement when U felt her lips kiss my cheek, a small squeak leaving her as she rushed to close her bedroom door and rush inside; not even letting me process what the fuck just happened.

“You dropped Chris out here by the way” I laughed seeing the poor tiny turtle stuffie had been cut off the rashness of the door. I heard her door unlock slowly before her hand slowly reached out with the palm open, a cute gesture.

“Alright here’s Chris, and my spare room key. I-I saw that it’s due to thunder tonight and I remember you saying earlier you were scared of storms so..”

Closing her hand around both items her hand retreated into her room again, a few seconds I just stood there standing for some reason, when I saw her hand hold out something to me. Her notebook.

“I-incase you wanna add anything else you wanna do, l-like for future trips I dunno” She whispered now shutting the door for definite, a bashful smile on my face as my heart started to race a tiny bit.

“See ya tomorrow bright n' early for mountain tubing then!” I shouted to her door before walking off to my room. Lowkey awaiting her presence at some point during the night, hopefully.

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[dr4kenlvr]

who.. the FUCK callin' 📞 u ?!

pairing: most of the toman boys x gn!reader (separate)

genre/wc: crack/humour (0.7k)

request: Basically the reader decides to pull a prank on the tr boys (separate head cannons if that's ok 🙏 ) where they are just chilling when the reader gets a call. Since they're with the boys there like oh haha let's put the call on speaker and see what the person calling gotta say. instead of an actual person though all they hear blast though the call is this audio; sorta nsfw dont play out loud in front of family.

a/n: IM DEADDDD this was hilarious to write. thanks for sending this in,, check out this post for some more wack writing on toman and reader. + NSFW (?) prank!!; it's basically about reader pretending to get a call and all the boys hear is someone saying they're jerking off ok enjoy (not proofread ok ilyguys)

while he's talking to you, you eruptly tell him that you're "getting a phone call" he nods and let's you answer: "hello? yes?" you say to no one, while you try your hardest not to laugh. they wait patiently until they hear a man on the other line say, "i'm over here strokin' my dick, i got lotion on ma dick right now- i'm just strokin' my shit. i'm horny as fuck man, i'm a freak man, like for real-"

MIKEY: doesn't really comprehend it right away but when he does: his eyes go wide, jaw wide open as his food nearly falls out his mouth. he can't believe what he's hearing- who is talking to his s/o like that?? they're strokin' their dick???? to y/n???? WHAT. he screams out: "y/n?! who is that?!! end it! oh my god!" he's so frantic as he crawls over to look at the call ID, only to see his red face look back at him. he's super pouty after, "y/n's so mean!" cute.

DRAKEN: I CAN'TTT immediately once the guy says "dick" draken is whipping his head towards you so hard he probably got whiplash. his eyes are a mix of bewilderment, disgust, and pure confusion because who the fuck is calling you???? hence he quite literally asks you: "y/n, who the fuck is calling you?" and he looks so angry at not you- but at the audacity this person has. "gimm-gimme the fucking phone." he snatches it from you and sees his own face. "not fucking funny." he's embarrased though <3

TAKEMITCHI: his heart falls out his ass when he hears what the person says. why is this person calling you and why are they saying such vile things? he starts to holler and scream because he doesn't know what to do. tries blocking your ears while simultaneously blocking his own, yelling: "HANG UP OH MY GOD!" he ends up looking stupid on camera and you have to stop yourself from ending the filming too early from literal tears.

BAJI: mf looks at you with the smelliest face ever, like it's the stankiest face he's ever pulled. he's so torn on whether to yell or yell so he yells: "AYO! OH HELL NAH, GIVE ME THE FUCKING PHONE." similar to draken, he doesn't play when people fuck with his s/o. "LET ME TALK TO THE UGLY MOTHERFUCKER!" so he's trying to grab onto your phone and makes a mental note to get back at you when he sees himself staring back at him.

CHIFUYU: is drinking water when he hears what the person says. chokes on the drink and coughs hysterically at what he just heard. looks at you like ?????do u know this man????? has enough of it when he hears "i'm horny" so the boy literally yells "YOU GOT A PROBLEM OR SOMETHING? THAT'S MY S/O YOU'RE TALKING TO ASSHOLE!" then he gets angry when the person doesn't acknowledge him. you die because he's only talking to himself and he dies of embarassment after but its endearing.

KAZUTORA: automatically protective, goes "uh babe? yo babe, hey babe. babe, who's that. WAI- WHY IS HE SAYING THAT- BABE TURN IT OFF!" he's so scared for you so he does the first thing that comes into his mind: curse. "the fuck you thinking motherfucker? are you crazy bitchass? give me the fucking phone babe, i wanna see his fucker's face. gi-give me the phone- what do you mean it's a prank." doesn't look at you the rest of the night.

PEH-YAN: kinda goes crazy when he hears someone is beating their dick to you. and he kinda freaks the fuck out when he hears someone is beating their dick to you. "WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SAY!" he screeches as he stands up in his heart-printed underpants and white tank (i always feel the need to mention this fit') "DON'T FUCK WITH ME BRO, DO NOT FUCK WITH ME." in the end, he's panting and all red-faced. the fucker loves you, what can i say.

SMILEY: immediately starts throwing nasty insults and says he's gonna "shoot your ugly face off your ugly head, little fucker!" you swear you see him seething like never before; honestly finds the person's words disgusting and gets really pissed off that they're speaking to you like that. "babe can you retrace the caller ID to their address please? we oughta talk."

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